Massage Parlor Reports

**Stevo1414** · 03-13-11 12:41

After a few months of going to the same AMP I am ready to branch out into something new. Would love to try a LMP or something european. If anyone has any suggestions just inbox me.

P. S. Anyone ever been here? Looks like he could be a jack shack http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...spa-21/7520103

**Magooski** · 03-13-11 10:23

I did have the same thing at K&M about 2 years ago. Too expensive overall. I have not been back, but have heard things have changed. I have had hit or miss luck with posting reports too and I could never log in when I had some good things to report. I went from October to last month where I'd log in, get my welcome and then nothing. Curious if others had this problem? I did not make any changes to my computer either. Oh well.

**Davidonecall** · 03-13-11 08:03

Originally Posted by High Riser [View Original Post]

Between reviewing, posting and mongering do you sleep at all? Impressive.

I sleep very little. You only live once. I almost die about two year ago. Then I realize that in my life spam had 1 women. I can't have 1 women then die. Now I'm making the most of life.

**Pna** · 03-13-11 04:38

Hey, the heat is on, so 'they don't want nobody that nobody sent'. If the owners or girls played this right they could develop a lucrative secondary income stream on the referrals. Prob'ly drive the price up for us, but just sayin'.

Originally Posted by CottonPanty [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I had this AMP on my list (a few weeks and a few pages back) and I went there last week and learned that they are not taking any new clients. The place looks closed from the outside, the open sign is off and the blinds are drawn, but they are indeed open. If you ring the bell, they will peek out and only let you in if they recognize you. Good for me that I'm a regular since they'll let me in, but as I was walking in, another guy rang the bell and they told him that they are not taking any new clients. Sorry if any of you got turned away from that one.

**Nighthawk55** · 03-12-11 23:04

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

Same at the other two no business. Now you found one that's turning away clients must be nice.

They are turning away NEW clients. New clients might be cops. Old clients are not.

Can't check licenses if you are not even allowed in the front door. Can't bust a girl if you never get in the same room with her.

**High Riser** · 03-12-11 19:07

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

Ok I'm asking for some help. I'm looking for a few places that can give messages in the midle of the night with extra. I'm a night person so I'm up at 2-6am. It could be a private location or at a spa. Thank for your help. Please PM me.

You have over 200 post in the last 30 days, between reviewing, posting and mongering do you sleep at all? Impressive.

**Humpfree** · 03-12-11 17:04

Originally Posted by Skonsk [View Original Post]

I had this same experience quite a while back with this girl and reported it. Since then someone else also reported having this same type of experience with her. I've had more bad than good times at Ruby. But sometiimes its ok and there si getting very little to choose from. Also had a sort of similar experience with Cathy at Alice.

Said I had to pay extra to touch.

She won't be at Alice's for long, Are anywhere else, Pay to touch thats a good one.

**Humpfree** · 03-12-11 16:54

Originally Posted by CottonPanty [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I had this AMP on my list (a few weeks and a few pages back) and I went there last week and learned that they are not taking any new clients. The place looks closed from the outside, the open sign is off and the blinds are drawn, but they are indeed open. If you ring the bell, they will peek out and only let you in if they recognize you. Good for me that I'm a regular since they'll let me in, but as I was walking in, another guy rang the bell and they told him that they are not taking any new clients. Sorry if any of you got turned away from that one.

From what I hear business is dead every where. I seen a gal the other day on Diversey around 4: in the afternoon. She told me I was her first customer. She said her boss has two other Spa's, Same at the other two no business. Now you found one that's turning away clients must be nice.

**Horny Massage2** · 03-12-11 15:39

I'm well past that age. Retired (as are some others on here). Look son, it's not about being tough. Most Chicago males grew up learning how to handle themselves and do not take crap from others. That does not mean these type of guys are tough. It simply means they don't take crap or allow temselves to be taken advantage of by others. The rules appy on the street and in professional business. Doesn't matter if you are negotiation a new business contract or a massage. I believe you have also dabbled in this sport. Therefore, I would not be saying ha ha about any negativity that may or may not come from playing. The same could happen to you.

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

You tough guys are really funny...... Who cares if they can't prove anything, they can make your life pretty fucking miserable by having the cops show up to your house and then have fun explaining to your wife and family why you were at a shitty dirty massage parlor on western avenue or belmont to get a "legit" massage. Haha.

**The Guy88** · 03-12-11 15:17

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

Ok I'm asking for some help. I'm looking for a few places that can give messages in the midle of the night with extra. I'm a night person so I'm up at 2-6am. It could be a private location or at a spa. Thank for your help. Please PM me.

I'm a nocturnal monger aswell. My sources tell me there isn't much to offer, especially in Chi. If you've any questions feel free to PM me, or if you'd like to exchange info, but I think we're literally shot in the dark here.

**Gooch** · 03-12-11 11:41

There have been times when I've wondered the same thing, like at 2AM.

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

Ok I'm asking for some help. I'm looking for a few places that can give messages in the midle of the night with extra. I'm a night person so I'm up at 2-6am. It could be a private location or at a spa. Thank for your help. Please PM me.

**Davidonecall** · 03-12-11 11:36

Ok I'm asking for some help. I'm looking for a few places that can give messages in the midle of the night with extra. I'm a night person so I'm up at 2-6am. It could be a private location or at a spa. Thank for your help. Please PM me.

**CottonPanty** · 03-11-11 18:22

Hey guys,

I had this AMP on my list (a few weeks and a few pages back) and I went there last week and learned that they are not taking any new clients. The place looks closed from the outside, the open sign is off and the blinds are drawn, but they are indeed open. If you ring the bell, they will peek out and only let you in if they recognize you. Good for me that I'm a regular since they'll let me in, but as I was walking in, another guy rang the bell and they told him that they are not taking any new clients. Sorry if any of you got turned away from that one.

**Raoul Duke** · 03-11-11 16:28

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

You tough guys are really funny. Look, you're going to try and get something they can't sell. Since they can't sell it, its illegal. Since it's illegal, its a shady business. Since it's a shady business it's typically not run by nice people who will give you "respect" for standing up for yourself when you got ripped off. Maybe nothing happens and you live a nice life, but since these parlors aren't run by the girls you think you're showing your self respect too, but criminal owners and in some cases gangs. They don't care if you think your a tough guy, they're probably tougher, and have less to lose than you probably do. Who cares if they can't prove anything, they can make your life pretty fucking miserable by having the cops show up to your house and then have fun explaining to your wife and family why you were at a shitty dirty massage parlor on western avenue or belmont to get a "legit" massage. Haha.

You never know, every situation is different. Over the years I've gotten to know a few people who own some of these places. For the most part they were people with families. You would probably chuckle if you met one guy in particular. He reminded me of the Wizard of Oz. He had a tough guy persona on the phone, but I'm guessing that most of the girls who worked for him could have kicked his ass. Nevertheless, I wouldn't push my luck. Some of the girls themselves could be bat shit crazy. Six weeks ago I heard about one girl who went after a customer with a blade.

**Skonsk** · 03-11-11 12:13

Originally Posted by Mod Shag [View Original Post]

Went to Ruby. My first time since May! (anyone know where Nina went?) The only one available was Yoyo. BTW- I got tired of going in through the highly visible front door, so I checked out the alley and their door is labeled with phone number and a buzzer and everything! I called and buzzed the back door and they let me in. Yoyo gave a nice TS with plenty of attention to the boys. Massage was ok, but she seemed to protest any touching, asking if I wanted to turn over right away (meaning, I don't want to let you cop any feels unless I know you'll pay for something) — I hate going through the "first time" coldness every time. Massage was so-so. I expected better from Ruby. She kept protesting but giggling everytime I copped a feel. Got annoying. Finally worked out details — asked $ for CBJ but I only had. 9, which was accepted. Only then was I allowed to touch. Was ok and got the job done, but somehow just didn't feel as great as it should've been.

Anyway, I'm in Austin, TX for 9 days, so if anyone has any tips, PM me! Thanks!

I had this same experience quite a while back with this girl and reported it. Since then someone else also reported having this same type of experience with her. I've had more bad than good times at Ruby. But sometiimes its ok and there si getting very little to choose from. Also had a sort of similar experience with Cathy at Alice.

Said I had to pay extra to touch