Massage Parlor Reports

[StubbedToe]

I've been there twice. Both visits ended with no handshake. The first visit was 90 minutes with someone I can only describe as a battle ax. Older well-worn lady who worked me over very well but elicited nothing from my johnson except revulsion. Left feeling good as the massage was a real professional work over that left me refreshed. The 2nd time I drew a young lady who seemed nervous and tried to end the 60 minute session early after starting it 20 minutes late. I tried to leave zero tip on this one as it was a horrible massage and no hint at a HE. I was chased down in the parking lot so I tipped out a token amount with much resulting venom from mama-san. I will not go back ever. Long time lurker and decided to at least chime in to let you guys know that this place is a no go for HE and is 50/50 on getting a good massage. Oh and they don't spare the cheap oil which takes about an hour to remove from your pores once you decontaminate at home.

[MikeInBrazil]

Decided to check this place out, it's been months since I've been. I asked for Kim who was my ATF, but she wasn't working. I ended up with a Korean girl named Mimi, damn she was definitely not attractive at all. I would put her a 2 or 3 for the body, she's built like a line backer. I asked her to turn the lights wayyyyyyyyyyyy down low, it was that bad.

Her performance was fine but her looks just ruined it for me.

[Spice Shot]

I went there recently late on a weekday night, and the only one working was "Annie." She was older, not attactive, and no HE. She was a bit loopy, and I got a bad feeling in that place. Will not go back.

It would be very sad if Jane is no longer at Wind Song? I would recommend her, if she is still there.

Although she is into "moon age" lala land & she talks incessantly, when she uses her mouth for what its intended, she has great skills. Hope she is still there, otherwise, I agree, there are no others I am aware of that are worth seeing.

[SpecialOne8]

The primary reason I spend most of my time outside the US.

Recently I was in an airport club on the way to one of my favorite destinations, Brazil, and was making conversation with a group of older American women. One, out of the blue says are you hitting on us? I said, no, I have a Brazilian girlfirend. She says, does she walk on you back. I gave her the "you ignorant *" look, and said, no, that would be Thai. As the rest of us patiently waited our turn to get on the plane (for first class) this same woman cut in front of everyone. On the plane the flight attendants were complaining to me about a certain * sitting up front. Any guess who they were talking about?

I have a fellow-professional / friend who was lucky enough to find a Brazilian lady in the last year who is very happy being his "girl". Like you said, they are happy when their men are happy, and prefer being the muse which gets their men to that special place. While I am glad to have what I have, I can't help throwing envious eyes in his direction each time I see his goddess of love.

[SpecialOne8]

Had a day dream today and on lark, it occurred near 50 and ferncreek. .70 at door for hour and once inside almost died from the smell of rotting garbage that was someone's dim sum lunch. The place smells like the inside of a dumpster behind a chineese food restaurant but that aside Suzy came in and said nice things to me. The dream continued with plenty of roaming, so much so she got the first, but not the last, HE. .70 and BTW last 15 mins of continued massage, no rushing out the door. Very nice massage all around, nice lady. She said I was very handsome, I bet they never say that to anyone! As to my earlier post, sorry I don't have filter. Didn't say I was proud of it, just how I roll. I prefer to dream with 20 yr old beauties but can't say I am that discriminating all the time. Thanks for the feedback and I hope a shared laugh or two.

". I hope a shared laugh or two."

Yes, you did! THANKS!

[SA2222]

I went to windsong recently to see I'd they had new talent. They do not. That is the worst place in Orlando for girls.

I went there recently late on a weekday night, and the only one working was "Annie." She was older, not attactive, and no HE. She was a bit loopy, and I got a bad feeling in that place. Will not go back.

[Steve Pope]

The primary reason I spend most of my time outside the US.

Recently I was in an airport club on the way to one of my favorite destinations, Brazil, and was making conversation with a group of older American women. One, out of the blue says are you hitting on us? I said, no, I have a Brazilian girlfirend. She says, does she walk on you back. I gave her the "you ignorant *" look, and said, no, that would be Thai. As the rest of us patiently waited our turn to get on the plane (for first class) this same woman cut in front of everyone. On the plane the flight attendants were complaining to me about a certain * sitting up front. Any guess who they were talking about?

And that's why I have a girlfriend that from Columbia. Unlike selfish, entitled, angry American women who have been conditioned by Oprah and Gloria Allred to hate men, Latin women know how to treat and satisfy a man (and a woman) for that matter!

[LawDog17]

Had a day dream today and on lark, it occurred near 50 and ferncreek. .70 at door for hour and once inside almost died from the smell of rotting garbage that was someone's dim sum lunch. The place smells like the inside of a dumpster behind a chineese food restaurant but that aside Suzy came in and said nice things to me. The dream continued with plenty of roaming, so much so she got the first, but not the last, HE. .70 and BTW last 15 mins of continued massage, no rushing out the door. Very nice massage all around, nice lady. She said I was very handsome, I bet they never say that to anyone! As to my earlier post, sorry I don't have filter. Didn't say I was proud of it, just how I roll. I prefer to dream with 20 yr old beauties but can't say I am that discriminating all the time. Thanks for the feedback and I hope a shared laugh or two.

[Exec Talent]

I don't get the sense that she is a foreigner like the others so she has the American woman syndrome- bitchy, entitled and a pain in the ass.

The primary reason I spend most of my time outside the US.

Recently I was in an airport club on the way to one of my favorite destinations, Brazil, and was making conversation with a group of older American women. One, out of the blue says are you hitting on us? I said, no, I have a Brazilian girlfirend. She says, does she walk on you back. I gave her the "you ignorant *****" look, and said, no, that would be Thai. As the rest of us patiently waited our turn to get on the plane (for first class) this same woman cut in front of everyone. On the plane the flight attendants were complaining to me about a certain ***** sitting up front. Any guess who they were talking about?

[Member #4174]

The brown beauty behind the altamonte mall is AMAZING. YMMV, but if you get on her good side, the sky is the limit.

So newbie, you got a BBBJ from Ellen at the house of pancakes? Ooof! Clearly looks don't mean anything to you nor are they any kind of roadblock! Your taste in women, or lack of rather put aside, excellent first post.

That made me laugh. I was thinking the same thing as pb, way to go all out on the first post, it's like streaking at a funeral. Excellent first post.

[Pbwardy02]

First, I just wanted to say thanks, been lurking for a while, a longtime massage monger and big fan of this board, you guys and gals provide an awesome service. Leery of posting due to newbies getting heads ripped off but I guess I got to pop my cherry sometime. Secondly, some SM will make fun of my handle but not intentional, as I am neither LE nor 17. Early disclaimer. I am a monger who looks for a real massage followed by happiness, so my reviews are governed accordingly. Lynette and Ellen at WP MS aka the House of Pancakes, neither lady is winning a beauty contest but both give great rub, Lynette with HE for. 6 and Ellen BBBJ. 8. Standard door rate of. 65. Lu and Julie are better but not usually available late in day. YMMV Dreamt about a little brown sugar behind Alt Mall (407) 3394367, nice spa like space, great attitude, good rub with fun and mutual touching HE. 7 on top of massage rate of either. 7 or. 8. Sorry my memory for numbers and names isn't great and tend to over tip but I have seen just about every MT in CFLA and she had great attitude very refreshing. Had a dream a few weeks ago of 4 hands with Angie and Queen, went to new place in Maitland. Nice office space plenty of room unlike old space. Sloppy rub that Queen bailed on bf the real fun began and was less inclined to enjoy roaming hands. $.2 covered everything. Angie had great attitude as always. Lastly, had dream about Golden Tiger, which generally not a big AMP fan although don't normally have bad time, had dreamt about Tina several times bf and always had great time. Pricey at door but owner always willing to give next time discount or if can't carry the discount he'll give it to you anyway. Last week saw a gal flatter face who I had seen bf but didn't remember, did nice job, great rub and HE for. 5 and even rubbed my feet after. I don't know whats going on there (post last week about LE) but very clean, no TS, but great rub and service. Thats it for my big dreams, cherry officially popped.

The brown beauty behind the altamonte mall is AMAZING. YMMV, but if you get on her good side, the sky is the limit.

So newbie, you got a BBBJ from Ellen at the house of pancakes? Ooof! Clearly looks don't mean anything to you nor are they any kind of roadblock! Your taste in women, or lack of rather put aside, excellent first post.

[YoungStud01]

I'm located in the Longwood area

I know there are a few places all in a general location that get confused.

Whats the best bang for my buck?

[LawDog17]

First, I just wanted to say thanks, been lurking for a while, a longtime massage monger and big fan of this board, you guys and gals provide an awesome service. Leery of posting due to newbies getting heads ripped off but I guess I got to pop my cherry sometime. Secondly, some SM will make fun of my handle but not intentional, as I am neither LE nor 17. Early disclaimer. I am a monger who looks for a real massage followed by happiness, so my reviews are governed accordingly. Lynette and Ellen at WP MS aka the House of Pancakes, neither lady is winning a beauty contest but both give great rub, Lynette with HE for. 6 and Ellen BBBJ. 8. Standard door rate of. 65. Lu and Julie are better but not usually available late in day. YMMV Dreamt about a little brown sugar behind Alt Mall (407) 3394367, nice spa like space, great attitude, good rub with fun and mutual touching HE. 7 on top of massage rate of either. 7 or. 8. Sorry my memory for numbers and names isn't great and tend to over tip but I have seen just about every MT in CFLA and she had great attitude very refreshing. Had a dream a few weeks ago of 4 hands with Angie and Queen, went to new place in Maitland. Nice office space plenty of room unlike old space. Sloppy rub that Queen bailed on bf the real fun began and was less inclined to enjoy roaming hands. $.2 covered everything. Angie had great attitude as always. Lastly, had dream about Golden Tiger, which generally not a big AMP fan although don't normally have bad time, had dreamt about Tina several times bf and always had great time. Pricey at door but owner always willing to give next time discount or if can't carry the discount he'll give it to you anyway. Last week saw a gal flatter face who I had seen bf but didn't remember, did nice job, great rub and HE for. 5 and even rubbed my feet after. I don't know whats going on there (post last week about LE) but very clean, no TS, but great rub and service. Thats it for my big dreams, cherry officially popped.

[Member #4174]

Kim is nuts. Some of you have not seen that side of her, but she is loopy. She is also practically American.

That said, she is that hot.

I think many good experiences can still be had with Kim. That place is experiencing alot of pressure lately and she may be having to adapt to many new clients, all different. I have been going to that place for close to 10 years. I established a great rapoor with her prior to her leaving the first time. It has not been the same since she came back. The same for Misha, so it may be the increased monger pressure as part of the reason their attitudes have changed. YMMV

[Pbwardy02]

I went to windsong recently to see I'd they had new talent. They do not. That is the worst place in Orlando for girls.