Massage Parlor Reports

**Timrout** · 03-06-11 02:44

Was calling around and found a girl named Kristen under the stripper sectiom of a famous adsite.

I was first directed to meet her in Woodfield. After arriving in Woodfield I call and they tell me to 290 to 355 south. Finally I arived at their location and go in. The girll tells me it will be 80 bucks for a room so I pay and she takes me in the room. She then tries to offer FS for 1500.

I tell her that was crazy and she immediately is offended. So then she promises to give me some dances for 100. I acceptt and she said she would come back. Afyer waiting 15 mins I realized I was hosed. I walked out and left.

Anyways this place is just a little west of 355 and the north ave. Exit. It has a yellow sign that reads girls girls girls.

I got scammed and ask that all of you never go here.

**Elpatron** · 03-05-11 21:32

1/2 hour is not enought next time get the whole hour, or if you get 1/2 an hour go straight to business, don't waist your time if not go across ths street they have better looking therapist.

Originally Posted by Horny Massage2 [View Original Post]

She wanted another 50, even though you had min minutes left! You should have told her that. Then, after trying that crap, she tells you you can pay the difference for the full hour. Yeah, she could have said that first vs trying to get the whole 50.

I would have only left a tip based on the massage and her 'attempt'. Thats it. There is no way I woud leave 40 for an unfinished job. Why was it unfinished? Because of her actions. Shorting you on time, moving away, telling you about paying full price for another half hour, etc. All of that would leave anyone ininspired. What a load of crap. You should have walked and told her 'next time you need to finish the job'. And left only a tip YOU deemed appropriate for the service.

Sorry you had to go thru that crap. Glad you posted it so others have been informed.

**Davidonecall** · 03-05-11 19:43

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

Hay Gopher keep them coming. No one should complaint another spelling we have enough problems with other things. We should embrace the reports that fellows hobbies are writing.

**Nighthawk55** · 03-05-11 19:10

Originally Posted by Horny Massage2 [View Original Post]

You should have walked and told her 'next time you need to finish the job'. And left only a tip YOU deemed appropriate for the service.

Sorry you had to go thru that crap. Glad you posted it so others have been informed.

I must say, I disagree. The downside is you are "out" 40. The upside is no drama and a lesson learned.

Taking that 40 will cost her at least that much since he posted he experience here.

One of the first rules of mongering should be that it is better to lose some cash than your anonymity and control. Who knows what goes on if she does not get her way. Things can spiral out of YOUR control fast.

Smarter and broker is always better than richer and in a heap of trouble.

**Member #5121** · 03-05-11 16:34

I can recommend a fantastic massage by the gal who advertises on Backpage. Search under the Loop for "skills not thrills". It's her tag line. She has a shiatsu technique, runs her shins and knees along your hamstrings and glutes. It's perfect!

Originally Posted by Mod Shag [View Original Post]

I actually need a legit, good massage during the workday downtown, but wouldn't mind extras. I don't recall ever seeing anything mentioned in the loop on these boards. Any recos? Much appreciated!

**Horny Massage2** · 03-05-11 15:08

She wanted another 50, even though you had min minutes left! You should have told her that. Then, after trying that crap, she tells you you can pay the difference for the full hour. Yeah, she could have said that first vs trying to get the whole 50.

I would have only left a tip based on the massage and her 'attempt'. Thats it. There is no way I woud leave 40 for an unfinished job. Why was it unfinished? Because of her actions. Shorting you on time, moving away, telling you about paying full price for another half hour, etc. All of that would leave anyone ininspired. What a load of crap. You should have walked and told her 'next time you need to finish the job'. And left only a tip YOU deemed appropriate for the service.

Sorry you had to go thru that crap. Glad you posted it so others have been informed.

Originally Posted by Alterxxx [View Original Post]

. Massage Therapy on Peterson as I am always looking for new places to visit. Should have stayed away. Asked for their half hour and was quoted. 5, .

Then she looks at the clock and saids I need to pay another. 5 for another half hour because my time was up. I was like WHAT! I actually still had like 5 min left. WTF. . Then. Btch tells me well I could just pay the extra. 2 (difference in price between half hour and full hour) I was like FUCK THAT. So now I knew btch was trying to squeeze me for more cash.

**Dazhiba** · 03-05-11 14:27

Man that does suck bro. I used to live not far from there and had thought about a visit on my next trip back.

Personally, if I think I'm going to want action with the gal, I let it be know immediately and usually leave a few bills in plain sight. While I really do sympathize with your story you have to remember that these gals are out to make a living and it is up to you to initiate any "extra" service. YMMV, but perhaps you should try it again with different tactics?

Stay safe.

Originally Posted by Alterxxx [View Original Post]

Had an itch last night so called a couple of places that were still open. Decided on Massage Therapy on Peterson as I am always looking for new places to visit. Should have stayed away. Asked for their half hour and was quoted. 5, went in and was greeted by some old Asian woman that sounded like the one on the phone. I was about to walk out since I am not into 50 year olds, but she called someone else and told me to go through the doors. The chick that came out was attractive and petite, maybe upper 30s to mid 40s, so I figured what the heck. Turns out her name is CiCi. But not the same CiCi that works at 7 star, whom I've had the pleasure of seeing a few times. CiCi from 7 Star is not as attractive, but her service is waaaayyyyy better. She makes sure you leave happy.

Massage room was clean and comfortable. Her massage was actually pretty good as she got on top of me and gave a decent massage with some teasing. After about 10 minutes of this she asks if I like soft massagae. I was like ok. She then does a feathertouch thing with a lot of teasing after about 2 minutes she tells me to turn around and obvously I'm at attention. She motions to it and we settle on. 4 for HE, to which she actually laughed, as if she was expecting more. There was limited roaming allowed. But she pulled away when I went for boobs. This kinda turned me off and I knew I wasnt going to bust a nut quick. Plus her tecnique was lacking a better grip. So basically she stroked Mr Happy very lacklusterly for about 10 minutes then she got on top on the table and got to work some more. Then she looks at the clock and saids I need to pay another. 5 for another half hour because my time was up. I was like WHAT! I actually still had like 5 min left. WTF. She could tell I was PO'd and tells me those are the owners rules and this and that. At this point there was no chance of me getting any relief as Mr. Happy went limp with all this talk about extra money. Then. Btch tells me well I could just pay the extra. 2 (difference in price between half hour and full hour) I was like FUCK THAT. So now I knew btch was trying to squeeze me for more cash. Told her she didn't finish her job to which she said " oh hunnie you last too long time, went over half hour. You come back next time I start right away no massage". I was like whatever. So as I'm putting my clothes on. She blocks the door and gets crazy look on her face. Btch lookd like she was going to pull knife on me. She probably thought I was going to leave without tipping her, which I actually thought about, but didn't want to deal with any drama that might ensue. So I pulled out her. 4 and she's like "oh thanks hunnie you come back I take care of you good next time". To which I replied "yeah right. You're lucky you got a tip". So I'm out. 9. And left with no relief. I might consider going back if I knew there was more on menu as she was attactive and her body was petite and tight. And I would love to pound THAT sht. But her Happy Ending SERVICE SUCKS

**Gopher88** · 03-05-11 13:17

Subject: "What the girls tell me about Monger needs-For adults on.

"What the girls tell me about Monger needs-For adults only!"

"Ok, So as most of you know I have a good relationship with many of the girls.

Good enough for them to tell me about things that you wouldn't read in a perverted form of P'house forum or anything else.

I really don't care about your fetish, but some of this way over the top, even for me and I am pretty liberal when it comes to sex.

I would like to let some of you guys know about some of these things, and then tell me if I am off base about how I have steadfastly lectured on how to treat a provider in other posts.

Non of these mongers have ever had takeout as far as I know. READ THAT AGAIN!

Please feel free to jump in. Some of you might want to get your reading glasses out, because some of this will be really fucked up in my opinion. Join in with any stories of your own.

Mongers who.

-Like to be spanked to the pont of coming on the table. With no HJ for the whole 1/2 or 1 hour.

-Who insist on a girl wearing a skirt, top, socks, bra, or any other clothing and then begging the girls to please say 'Fuck me' over and over, all the while with a limp dick.

-Only want a finger, or more (dildo) shoved up their ass, but don't want a massage or handy.

-Want the girl to bite a nipple until it bleeds.

-Want to piss on the girl, or be pissed on in the table shower.

-If FS, want to hit the girls to the pint of black eyes etc. This is real!

-Rape fantasy played out.

-Crapped on. Read it again. True as I wrote about one Korean women who does it.

More to follow. This is just off the top of my head.

I don't care about your fantasy, but it bothers me that you have to do this to a girl that is probably a pretty decent person, but has a real shitty job, and is totally exploited by guys who can't get this done in a private life.

Lets hear it Boys"

**Humpfree** · 03-05-11 11:38

Thanks for all you posting. You reviews keep me informed. I get a lot of information from them. I have checked out a few of your recommendations, Always a home run. How did you like the Vietnamese girls? Some of there were very good. But you really had to be carefully, Some of them didn't like American boy's. I'm sure you know about them. Them dam cute little Vietcon working girls with them dam Razor Blades and grenades, Not only Blow You, But blow you and them selfs up!

**Alterxxx** · 03-05-11 11:28

Had an itch last night so called a couple of places that were still open. Decided on Massage Therapy on Peterson as I am always looking for new places to visit. Should have stayed away. Asked for their half hour and was quoted. 5, went in and was greeted by some old Asian woman that sounded like the one on the phone. I was about to walk out since I am not into 50 year olds, but she called someone else and told me to go through the doors. The chick that came out was attractive and petite, maybe upper 30s to mid 40s, so I figured what the heck. Turns out her name is CiCi. But not the same CiCi that works at 7 star, whom I've had the pleasure of seeing a few times. CiCi from 7 Star is not as attractive, but her service is waaaayyyyy better. She makes sure you leave happy.

Massage room was clean and comfortable. Her massage was actually pretty good as she got on top of me and gave a decent massage with some teasing. After about 10 minutes of this she asks if I like soft massagae. I was like ok. She then does a feathertouch thing with a lot of teasing after about 2 minutes she tells me to turn around and obvously I'm at attention. She motions to it and we settle on. 4 for HE, to which she actually laughed, as if she was expecting more. There was limited roaming allowed. But she pulled away when I went for boobs. This kinda turned me off and I knew I wasnt going to bust a nut quick. Plus her tecnique was lacking a better grip. So basically she stroked Mr Happy very lacklusterly for about 10 minutes then she got on top on the table and got to work some more. Then she looks at the clock and saids I need to pay another. 5 for another half hour because my time was up. I was like WHAT! I actually still had like 5 min left. WTF. She could tell I was PO'd and tells me those are the owners rules and this and that. At this point there was no chance of me getting any relief as Mr. Happy went limp with all this talk about extra money. Then. Btch tells me well I could just pay the extra. 2 (difference in price between half hour and full hour) I was like FUCK THAT. So now I knew btch was trying to squeeze me for more cash. Told her she didn't finish her job to which she said " oh hunnie you last too long time, went over half hour. You come back next time I start right away no massage". I was like whatever. So as I'm putting my clothes on. She blocks the door and gets crazy look on her face. Btch lookd like she was going to pull knife on me. She probably thought I was going to leave without tipping her, which I actually thought about, but didn't want to deal with any drama that might ensue. So I pulled out her. 4 and she's like "oh thanks hunnie you come back I take care of you good next time". To which I replied "yeah right. You're lucky you got a tip". So I'm out. 9. And left with no relief. I might consider going back if I knew there was more on menu as she was attactive and her body was petite and tight. And I would love to pound THAT sht. But her Happy Ending SERVICE SUCKS

**Cpl Flirt** · 03-05-11 11:22

Always enjoy reading your post!

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

**Khai Yai** · 03-05-11 10:57

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

Keep writing Gopher!

**Mr Charming** · 03-05-11 10:16

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

Gopher, don't worry about your grammar. I enjoy reading your postings and thanks for defending our country!

MRC

**Gopher88** · 03-04-11 23:15

I got a call around 8:30 to night. The girl ask me if I heard anything about a bust. She told me she heard that two massage lady's were busted on Archer? Any one know any thing?

**Gopher88** · 03-04-11 23:09

Originally Posted by Nudus81 [View Original Post]

I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In this case I'd have to say I'll keep my eyes closed. I thought the Lulu I met was pretty ugly. In fact, I would go as far as to say she was the second most ugly asian I met. I made a point to forget the other one. . I never said she wasn't a nice person. I thought the massage and finish where fantastic.

Sorry guys, just my opinion.

If Lulu was second. OMG who was first uglyest asian? And yes beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I used spell check.