Massage Parlor Reports

[Smokedmeat]

I haven't seen this ad before. Any feedback. If not maybe ill toftt. Looks inviting.

[Don In Otown]

Newer place on Colonial between Hampton and Shine. Oriental Spa. Went there a couple of weeks ago. Door fee for an hour $75, but it was knocked down to $65 as soon as gave the receptionist an indication that I thought it was high. I drew a late 30-something attendant named 'Alice'. Not much to look at, dumpy ass. Outstanding massage, pretty close to full hour. I didn't explore too far to see what was on the table, and can't say one way or another whether anything would have been. But, same type of massage that I used to get at My Thai. Massage was all over and all around it, no way you can keep yourself from getting hard. But never got the 'what else you want' look. Really nice place with table shower set-up, as well. I will probably go back if I want a solid asian-style massage with the understanding that I may get exactly that, and no more.

Old My THai a couple of doors down. Tried it today. Sucked. $60 at the door. Cute attendant. Half-assed back and leg rub. Asked to flip after 10 minutes. Light stroke on my stomach and around the boys for a couple of minutes, then immediate "what do you want". Wanted 6 for HE. 1. For BJ. Told her to forget it. Took a shower and left. She said they have been under new management for about 3 months.

(I wonder if the old My Thai regime is now at Oriental Spa.)

NT on Mills. Last week, or week before. Like a dipshit, didn't get the attendant's name. Sorry. Smokin' body, trashy-cute in the face. Went with the half-hour. Nice massage. Made me wish I had gone with the hour. Very aggressive when it came to dropping the shorts and pulling up her top for HE. Hands were free to roam. Tipped. 4. I really believe much more was on the table. But, this was just a quick, spur of the moment deal for me. For all of the lukewarm reviews recently, I feel like the place is worth a more-focused repeat.

[TopGun9181]

Hey anyone been to this place, I went there over a year ago and felt like a waste of time but looks like new owners took over, anyone with some good experience let me know please.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2246580727.html

[Mr Jumbo]

Visited this place on the recommendation of many and asked for Kim. The oriental man at the door said she was not available but may have been with another customer rather than not working. I drew Michelle, a thin caucasian lady with light brown hair and a pretty face. She indicated that she's been doing this for a decade and it showed in the massage; excellent. I like to have my cake and eat it too, tolerating lousy massages in a trade-off for HE. Had the cake and there were crumbs on my lap. She knows her way around a man's body and hit all my trouble spots. The downside was no TS as she had on tight jeans that functioned well as a chastity belt. Probably not by accident. She said (reluctantly) that she could change into something else but I didn't push it. Next time, for sure. Good head to toe action and on the flip, mutual massage with dueling topless and a great finish. I didn't know the menu and apparently committed a faux pas with a. 6 tip as this was apparently a few Jax light. Michelle said she was best friends with Kim and they do a 4 hands deal and the menu apparently expands. I'll push bravely on and find out more about this. She also said she just works afternoons 3 days a week so that may explain a lack of reviews on this lady. A bit new-agey but a very nice lady who, in spite of the 10 yrs experience claimed, looked in the mid to late 20's range.

I basically had the same expereince, went in asked for Kim and he told me she was busy and Mischa came in. Glad she did, took the body scrub, you are cleaned "everywhere". The massage was definitly a professional level and the finish was out of this world. We really connected and will definitly go back and see her when I'm in Orlando again in a couple months. She told me the same story about her experience and being frinds with Kim.

[Mr2sh]

Holy Crap you guys in the altamonte / longwood area have a lot to choose from. I live in the SW end of town, and there isn't much to choose from down by me. I was on the north end the other day and seems like every 4th block had a massage place. I rarely get up that way, so I don't pay attention to reports from up there, now I wish I had. I wanted to stop in and couldn't remember the names of the good places or where they were located. By the way 436 and I-4 at 5:30. Sucks!

[Tex Cobb]

Jrod;

I Loved your report, but wanted to add a little more info on Pam. She is very recently re-married and the old-man has changed his tune since the courtship, so she has obliged him and stopped any further "furthers" from this point forward. Having said this, she is by FAR one of the best "Western" girls to get any one of 5 different techniques of massage; all of which are nearly orgasmic in their own right. She has provided most of these on me over the years pending my body's needs at the time, and I have always walked out a new man because of her intuition. She is now talking about leaving the industry for good, so if you want to truly enjoy yourself with this incredible lady, you'd better make your appointment soon!

I spoke with Pam, and she said she is thinking of getting married, but that she is not married at this time.

[PrudensVir]

WARNING-They are being watched. The State is trying to revoke their license, but the owner is fighting it. Just be very careful, sounds like another raid might be in order to strength the States case.

First things first. FYI. I've been lurking for a bit now on this forum. This is my second submission to USASG Orlando, and first to this thread. And, yes, I have had relatively recent massages at the AMP in question.

Still, I have a good amount of experience with AMPs dating back to 2002, in Phoenix. Ah, those were the days! Still, again, there's always more to learn. Hence this query that I've wondered about over the years.

Re: WARNING. Thanks! This sort of post, I think, is the most valuable we can get. Yes, even in the AMP world where the waters typically aren't so treacherous. Keep them coming everyone.

QUERY: WOULD YOU TRUST YOUR 'TRUSTED AMP PROVIDER' TO WARN YOU IF 'LE' WAS RUNNING A STING?

Another way of looking at this is just how applicable does this community feel the WARNING is to established customers? Clearly, a new customer MUST heed it. They don't know any of the staff.

For the troubled AMP The CON is obvious for the new customer. A potential brush with LE! But the PRO for Regular Joe is maybe 'Ling Ling', having lost some business will be that much more happy to see Regular Joe!

Despite my years, I confess to being naive on this issue. I probably just haven't been to a place under LE control.

Yes, it's unlikely LE would devote it's resources to such when, clearly, 'turning' or faking an Escort would be of much higher yield. But still, in O-town, which isn't a very good AMP land anyway, and where LE is less tolerant versus other parts of the country, well I suspect the answer to my query is that the WARNING should be heeded by all. Thoughts and Comments?

[Steve Pope]

This has to be Christina posting herself! I also have seen you, I have reviewed you. Your massage is not so-so, is not poor, it is down right terrible. Your massage is so mechanical. I can tell you hate your job as a massage therapist. Your apartment is dirty and the bathroom, yikes. Christina you are not licensed. Licensed massage therapists must post there license number with their ad, that is florida law. Yes, they are not suppose to massage out of their apartments but many do. Go work at Target!

Target won't hire her unless she gets rid of the metal corroded post sticking out of her lower lip and gets her eyes re-aligned. She would fit right in at Big Lots though. Greasy, dirty, smelly, cross-eyed with a bad, bitchy attitude, I foresee Christina becoming employee of the month at Big Lots. She would probabaly even be management material there. She may be the Queen of the trailer park but from what I and many other mongers have experienced with this skank she doesn't have any return customers. Hmmmm

[Barolo]

WARNING-They are being watched. The State is trying to revoke their license, but the owner is fighting it. Just be very careful, sounds like another raid might be in order to strength the States case.

[Barolo]

Jrod;

I Loved your report, but wanted to add a little more info on Pam. She is very recently re-married and the old-man has changed his tune since the courtship, so she has obliged him and stopped any further "furthers" from this point forward. Having said this, she is by FAR one of the best "Western" girls to get any one of 5 different techniques of massage; all of which are nearly orgasmic in their own right. She has provided most of these on me over the years pending my body's needs at the time, and I have always walked out a new man because of her intuition. She is now talking about leaving the industry for good, so if you want to truly enjoy yourself with this incredible lady, you'd better make your appointment soon!

She gives a good massage. There are menu items available, HE, DATY. I'm not sure what other items are available.

[BabyLight333]

Sent this young lady an e-mail, she responded with array of photo's. Above average looks. I invited her over, to my bachelor pad. As we enter my bedroom, I notice, out the glance of my eye. She was stripping down. (I love when they do that. LOL)

After getting a view of her naked body, I chose to skip the massage. We went into, full make out mode. Dfk, CBJ, and more than 2 cups on the menu, if you have the stamina. Will repeat. Have to check out, her massage skills.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ouz-26/3716346

[BeaverFever]

OK< pal. Stop with the Christina bashing. She is in a nice 2 bedroom condo with a private massage room and bathroom / shower. Your review is old as the hills, or old as you are. She isn't a skank for those that REALLY know her, and she doesn't, at all, do extras.

Togeth2 you are the same lunatic that, after I posted a negative review about the skank christina, claimed that you know her and that she remembers me and I tried to grope her, all total BS. You are either christina herself or just a crap stirrer, whose sole purpose on here is to start problems. You remind me of light, maybe you and he are the same. You are the only 2 people on this board that have ever defended her. EVERY other member has posted almost identical reviews about her, all severely negative. SHE and her place are disgusting and every member should avoid her.

[SpecialOne8]

Jrod;

I Loved your report, but wanted to add a little more info on Pam. She is very recently re-married and the old-man has changed his tune since the courtship, so she has obliged him and stopped any further "furthers" from this point forward. Having said this, she is by FAR one of the best "Western" girls to get any one of 5 different techniques of massage; all of which are nearly orgasmic in their own right. She has provided most of these on me over the years pending my body's needs at the time, and I have always walked out a new man because of her intuition. She is now talking about leaving the industry for good, so if you want to truly enjoy yourself with this incredible lady, you'd better make your appointment soon!

Hello, everyone. Just wanted to stop and give my 2 cents on the fun times I had since Christmas. I have been seeing Kim at Spa Serenity for a long time now. She is my ATF! Been going to her as far back as when she was at NT on Mills. Love the Table Shower It is to die for. Far Orient (on Mills also) Have been with Shuwa many times and nothing more than a hand shake with the twins exposed. Now Lisa (the blond) she gives a great massage. The ending if you are lucky is different but good. She will go into the bathroom and come out with nothing but a thong on and do a nice little dance while doing the hand shake. Been to Pam a few times when she was in Winter Park got nothing extra from her but one hell of a foot massage. Now that she is with Rose I might go and try her out again. (Reading some of you lucky guys that got a little more than normal.) NT on mills avoid like the plague we use to have fun there but no more. Wendy in Palm Bay was good. Same report as the last one. The top came off and got a nice hand shake. The last place I went was ABBA. Went there a few days ago. Sue was going to give me massage. She was an older Korean (Looks 6) massage felt like I was dunked in a vat of oil then had someone rub their elbows all over me. I was covered the entire time. No hint of anything extra. Happy hunting out there guys hope this will help. Stay Safe. If anyone has any info on a Latina Therapist that has extras please PM me with that info.

Spa Serinity:

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...anteed/3987724

Far Orient Massage:

http://www.manta.com/c/mmgknmh/massage-by-shouwa

Pam and Rose:

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...e-ever/4048951

NT:

http://maps.google.com/maps/place?hl...cp=13&bav=on.1

, or. &um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=natural+therapies&fb=1&gl=us&hq=natural+therapies&hnear=St. +Cloud, +FL&cid=13487476197914439178.

Wendy:

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...or-you/4157514

ABBA:

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

[Barolo]

OK< pal. Stop with the Christina bashing. She is in a nice 2 bedroom condo with a private massage room and bathroom / shower. Your review is old as the hills, or old as you are. She isn't a skank for those that REALLY know her, and she doesn't, at all, do extras.

This has to be Christina posting herself! I also have seen you, I have reviewed you. Your massage is not so-so, is not poor, it is down right terrible. Your massage is so mechanical. I can tell you hate your job as a massage therapist. Your apartment is dirty and the bathroom, yikes. Christina you are not licensed. Licensed massage therapists must post there license number with their ad, that is florida law. Yes, they are not suppose to massage out of their apartments but many do. Go work at Target!

[Whiskeysours]

Left Very Unhappy. White girl. Enough said. WTF?

This place needs some rotation in the therapists. As far as I can tell, there's the Indian lady who owns the place, and an older out of shape white woman with a cigarette voice. There was a younger chick with a terrible technique and no extras (at least she looked good) a few months ago, but she has since left. Nothing very appealing anymore.

If anyone has info on non-Asian providers, feel free to post or PM. Thanks.