Massage Parlor Reports

[Jsheridan78]

Stopped at Ruby this afternoon for the first time. Boy, was it BUSY! Non-stop door bells and all hands on deck while I did my hr. Overall good session, got a lot of kinks out. Limited menu. .6 for the door, .4 nude HJ. Twice! Would repeat, but not a big fan of being seen on a busy street.

Sorry for the typo. I meant to say topless HJ for. 4. Not nude. Overall a very enjoyable session though. Senior members can PM me for more details.

[Jsheridan78]

Stopped at Ruby this afternoon for the first time. Boy, was it BUSY! Non-stop door bells and all hands on deck while I did my hr. Overall good session, got a lot of kinks out. Limited menu. .6 for the door, .4 topless HJ. Twice! Would repeat, but not a big fan of being seen on a busy street.

[Jakeass]

Hit this place up yesterday.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...use-21/6628148

Guys this place is disgusting. Someone else reported on this a while ago and I did see it but just decided to take one for the team. Opted for blond, nothing even close to the pic. Dirty, strungout. $.50 for a waste of my time. Called the phone number and a lady picks up. She is the agetn or whatever. Asked why so high and was told that it includes everything and prevents haggling She really knows how to sell it. Offered me three choices (all which can be found on BP) Sexy sounding as hell and nice actually on the phone. The girl shows up late. No dance no shit. Stinky room. Honeslty left in 30 min. The funny thing is she was pushin for me to go with the other massage girl near 290 but she looked chunky to me and was desribed as such.

The sad thing is I should have waited for a pm from one of the other mongers (which I got today) could have saved me money and the dirtiest eperience of my life.

Trust me if your into dirty strungout average lookers and you have $.50 on you to spare this is it. I hope not though.

Be safe

[Humpfree]

New hobbyist here. Are massage parlors, specifically the ones that offer FS inherently safer for Johns as far as getting busted vs seeing someone off Backpages / Craigslist?

There is a new MP opened around my area. Been open 3, 4, month. I talked to a local leo No license applied for. Maybe cook country sting. No one knows for sure. I'm sure not going to find out.

I wouldn't go anywhere that I have not seen a reviews on. But I did see a new AMP in Bridgeport. I stopped in to check it out. The girl there has been around for ever." Listed to Nighthawk he is very wise "

[Nighthawk55]

New hobbyist here. Are massage parlors, specifically the ones that offer FS inherently safer for Johns as far as getting busted vs seeing someone off Backpages / Craigslist?

Based on actual data, I would say Apts are a greater risk. There are plenty of stories in the paper of Johns being pinched at apartments (mainly because other people in the apartments don't really want this going on in their building).

However, there is no reason to believe AMP are "safe". Since the doors are not locked, anyone can walk in at any time. Which is problem if you are nut-deep in some therapist. Then there is disposal of the condom, which you have kindly covered in your and the therapists DNA. So it can be tracked right back to you and them.

On top of that, FS is getting harder to come by at MPs. So that is always a consideration.

I used to primarily focus on HE, as the ability to go from "breaking the law" to "not breaking the law" could be accomplished by removing a hand. As compared to pulling out, removing a condom and having the therapist get dressed.

I say I used to do that. Now I go nut-deep every chance I get. At AMPs and APTS!

[Tank Rodwell]

I recently stopped by this joint for a therapy sesh. Got Jenny. Cute, not much engrish. So-So massage with a promise of more on second visit. I was kept covered the whole time with some backside teasing and a front side pat'and'grab when she said only for repeat clients.

4. 6 rates.

Other therapists I could see were cute to pretty.

Ashland just north of North.

[Ladbom]

Been lurking for a good 6 months since I had no issues with Senina and was my regular (don't say anything if you have nothing useful to say and such).

I suspected the bust when I came in one night in December without scheduling ahead of time and saw that everyone had left. One middle-aged woman was cutting a little girl's hair, told me that everyone had gone and left their numbers (didn't bother writing any down). She offered to attend to me herself once she was done.

Went upstairs, TS, above-average massage, yadda yadda yadda, that is the last time I will be back to Senina. Such a shame, my ATF going like that but what can you do.

Amazing Touch is closer so will try that out and report back.

New hobbyist here. Are massage parlors, specifically the ones that offer FS inherently safer for Johns as far as getting busted vs seeing someone off Backpages / Craigslist?

[Nudus81]

http://www.redlightdistrictchicago.com/?p=69

Great posting. All mongers should watch it.

[Luke Appling]

Stopped in to see Coco last night. She gives a very good hard and deep tissue massage. The Table shower is great also. The only thing is Coco's is legit. Not tease no play. But if you need a good massage with a beautiful girl go see her. Just call ahead because if they are slow they close early. 65 hour with ts. 20 tip for a relaxing massage.

847-485-7099

Is that the same Coco that was at Sunkiss?

[Mannameddanger]

Been lurking for a good 6 months since I had no issues with Senina and was my regular (don't say anything if you have nothing useful to say and such).

I suspected the bust when I came in one night in December without scheduling ahead of time and saw that everyone had left. One middle-aged woman was cutting a little girl's hair, told me that everyone had gone and left their numbers (didn't bother writing any down). She offered to attend to me herself once she was done.

Went upstairs, TS, above-average massage, yadda yadda yadda, that is the last time I will be back to Senina. Such a shame, my ATF going like that but what can you do.

Amazing Touch is closer so will try that out and report back.

[Kda Kodiac]

I have not been here in awhile. I had the itch and decided to make another visit. I have mostly enjoyed the services earlier. They are advertising they have new therapist. When I was there I did notice 2 new girls. After I called and talked to Liz she recommended I try a session with one of the new ladies. I was introduced to Anna.

All I have to say is I will not have another session with her. Her skills were extremely lacking. Her sense of touch has major problems. I have a problem calling the lady out in front of her employer. So I did not say anything to Liz.

The couple of times I did call the therapist out I felt like a winy jerk.

So I decided to be a winy jerk here. Do not set up a session with her. I will have to call Liz later and let her know so she can take care of it on her own.

[Raoul Duke]

Seriously. I wouldn't do that shit if she paid me, let alone paying her.

You guys are brutal, although you did make me laugh so I thank you for that. Looks are subjective, no question about it. Honestly, when I think about it, if it wasn't for the small head, I probably wouldn't take a second look at the majority of therapists that I've seen. It's a sad commentary, but true.

[Pickles13]

No offense, but yuck. Some of you really have asian fetishes if thats what your standards are! Haha.

Seriously. I wouldn't do that shit if she paid me, let alone paying her.

[Northside Jim]

I'm new here, but I've definitely been around the Chicago AMP scene for years. I haven't been to BD for a while, but they had a girl there named Ada. After doing the massage, she'd whisper that she'd do the whole show, but the owners didn't approve of anything more than HJ, so we had to be quiet. So quiet we were. She wanted a lot of money, but I would just laugh at that and she would go ahead for a reasonable fee. I don't know if she's still around, but if she is, have at it.

Hmmm. They must be getting scared because I've never struck out at B. D. There are lots of options available there. If you check my older posts you'll find info on some of their girls. I recommend you try Sabrina next time. Don't know if Ada is still there but she's a wild one.

[Mtracker]

I went to B. D. Spa on Lincoln Ave today and met 3 masseuses. Names were Nancy, Minni and Sabrina and all were nice looking and Asian. I choose Nancy because I talked with her on the phone to make my appointment. The massage was not very good but seemed promising while I lay on my front side. When I turned over, she became very cold and in a hurry to finish the massage. There was no HE or anything even though I asked and offered a reasonable tip. I hate when the Asians say "English, little." when they don't want to answer a question.

Has anyone had a really good experience at B. D. If so, I'd appreciate a PM.

I'm new here, but I've definitely been around the Chicago AMP scene for years. I haven't been to BD for a while, but they had a girl there named Ada. After doing the massage, she'd whisper that she'd do the whole show, but the owners didn't approve of anything more than HJ, so we had to be quiet. So quiet we were. She wanted a lot of money, but I would just laugh at that and she would go ahead for a reasonable fee. I don't know if she's still around, but if she is, have at it.