Massage Parlor Reports

**Tryinthingsout** · 03-06-11 21:54

So I am from the Detroit area, frequent M-1 and always have a great time. Used to live in Lansing though, and have visited several AMP's around there.

I was on my way back from a conference in Grand Rapids this weekend and saw a sign for L. A. Spa in Portland (exit 73 on 96). I have been there once (it was actually my first AMP experience when I was a rookie and had no idea what to do or expect) but I recently read a review of a particular girl there and thought I should check it out. Her name was Jenny.

Jenny is by far, hands down, absolutely the most gorgeous little thing I have ever seen in an AMP. She has a beautiful face, great C cups, smooth, young-looking skin, incredible legs and. Yes, I am a feet person. Really sexy, pedicured toes.

She was so polite and so friendly. There is no table shower (no body slide with this girl. Sigh) , just a stand-up, but she was very thorough and flirty. Sauna to dry off and then off to the massage room. Massage was so-so but technique with extras was really spectacular. I kind of have a problem where I can't finish sometimes (even though I am young) but she was so patient and cute the whole time.

It is expensive. Two bills total for the hour and FS but that included CBJ, Mish, Dog, CG, and a wonderful TF at the end. She could tell I was into her legs and feet and at one point she even did a little fj while pumping with both hands. VERY sexy.

Don't know if many of you will make it out there. I mean, I love M1 and shampoo and yes, LA everything was always covered and it WAS pricey. But god, Jenny was GORGEOUS. It would be worth making the trip if you are ever travelling west. She was GORGEOUS.

**Tremolo** · 03-06-11 19:20

Originally Posted by Scrumdiddle [View Original Post]

Either lying, or you got lucky. Been there twice now on your recommendation. Both times absolutely nothing. Got two different girls who said they don't do any extras.

A legit place. Not an EMP.

Yes, unfortunately this place is legit. I'm pretty sure that this previous report is untrue. FS is rarely available at any of the various metro Detroit Chinese spas. This is a Chinese Acupressure place and there are no Korean girls working there. None I've ever seen. You may get the elusive HJ here if you are lucky.

**Jooop** · 03-06-11 05:14

Originally Posted by Dee Jay 88 [View Original Post]

Decided to do some recon and stopped by Kim's Health Spa on Jhn R and I think 11 mile early Thursday evening. I parked in the front parking lot, which appeared safe with no worries. I walked in and it had the usual setup with a glass window and a closed door like M1. So, I knocked because I didn't find the doorbell and the mamasan knocked back from the other side. It was kind of funny. She peeked out and asked me what I wanted. I told her a massage. She was 50 something, typical korean lady in appearance. Not my type at all, but she was fairly nice. $50 for a massage. I noticed the signs for shower and sauna, so I asked for a shower. She led me to the shower room and left me. Oh well, it was a recon mission. After the shower I went back to the room where she was waiting for me and laid down on the table. She swapped my wet shower towel with a new one which she used to keep my naughty bits covered the whole time. She asked if I cared if she used oil to massage and that was fine. The massage room just had a curtain for a door and you could hear everything everywhere in the spa. I was the only patron there, but she did have a rather loud conversation in (I assume) Korean with another worker who was watching TV in the other room. I never did see her. Any way, the massage was mediocre, the ladies were nothing to get excited about and the massage was maybe a 5 out of 10. I don't think I would repeat. It appeared legit or atleast not even worth it. Does anyone else have any stories?

I passed by Bubbly Tub and Tan on the way home and that place seems to be kind of cool. It's a tanning place but it's also a hot tub rental with tropical scenery like Oasis in Ann Arbor (which I also have never been too). Does anyone have any adventures they would share about those places? It looks like a great place to have some fun in.

Maybe I'll try that massage place in Troy next. Keep it safe and have fun. DJ

I have use Bubbly tub a few times but my partner is black&white did get the look but we had rings on so they got over that.

**Scrumdiddle** · 03-06-11 02:40

Originally Posted by Zimbus Zimbus [View Original Post]

Yes. 110 out the door. They even accept plastic.

Either lying, or you got lucky. Been there twice now on your recommendation. Both times absolutely nothing. Got two different girls who said they don't do any extras.

A legit place. Not an EMP.

**Turrismaldon** · 03-05-11 14:41

Lady who answers calls had 65 for an hr with good massage and good HJ topless with touchign at flip, she is nice dint even ask for tip left her with 20. Had two girls working for her now that she moved to venoy from wayne road but they are just too old for me may be 50's yes 50's.

**Dee Jay 88** · 03-05-11 10:03

Originally Posted by Sillion [View Original Post]

Has ne 1 been here I've seen it sometimes when going to Oakland Mall.

Decided to do some recon and stopped by Kim's Health Spa on Jhn R and I think 11 mile early Thursday evening. I parked in the front parking lot, which appeared safe with no worries. I walked in and it had the usual setup with a glass window and a closed door like M1. So, I knocked because I didn't find the doorbell and the mamasan knocked back from the other side. It was kind of funny. She peeked out and asked me what I wanted. I told her a massage. She was 50 something, typical korean lady in appearance. Not my type at all, but she was fairly nice. $50 for a massage. I noticed the signs for shower and sauna, so I asked for a shower. She led me to the shower room and left me. Oh well, it was a recon mission. After the shower I went back to the room where she was waiting for me and laid down on the table. She swapped my wet shower towel with a new one which she used to keep my naughty bits covered the whole time. She asked if I cared if she used oil to massage and that was fine. The massage room just had a curtain for a door and you could hear everything everywhere in the spa. I was the only patron there, but she did have a rather loud conversation in (I assume) Korean with another worker who was watching TV in the other room. I never did see her. Any way, the massage was mediocre, the ladies were nothing to get excited about and the massage was maybe a 5 out of 10. I don't think I would repeat. It appeared legit or atleast not even worth it. Does anyone else have any stories?

I passed by Bubbly Tub and Tan on the way home and that place seems to be kind of cool. It's a tanning place but it's also a hot tub rental with tropical scenery like Oasis in Ann Arbor (which I also have never been too). Does anyone have any adventures they would share about those places? It looks like a great place to have some fun in.

Maybe I'll try that massage place in Troy next. Keep it safe and have fun..DJ

**Zimbus Zimbus** · 03-04-11 00:48

Originally Posted by Bratley1055 [View Original Post]

I think he paid $.1 the math is. 7 +.4 tip

Yes. 110 out the door. They even accept plastic.

**TwistedBrother** · 03-03-11 15:45

Yes, and believe it or not, we can say "110","70" and "40" without risk. I looked it up. Using decimal points, dollar signs and eliminating zeroes has no effect on a monger or provider's safety, in and of itself. Thank you.

Originally Posted by Bratley1055 [View Original Post]

I think he paid $.1 the math is. 7 +.4 tip

**Bratley1055** · 03-03-11 15:38

Originally Posted by Smokey03 [View Original Post]

What is the name of this place? What is BION? Was your total out of pocket $100 or was that the tip for FS?

I think he paid $.1 the math is. 7 +.4 tip

**Virgil 97** · 03-02-11 19:48

Originally Posted by Smokey03 [View Original Post]

What is the name of this place? What is BION? Was your total out of pocket $100 or was that the tip for FS?

BION = Believe It or Not

**Smokey03** · 02-26-11 14:12

What is the name of this place? What is BION? Was your total out of pocket $100 or was that the tip for FS?

Originally Posted by Zimbus Zimbus [View Original Post]

Tried a legit looking place on Rochester Road. And of Big Bvr. Basic massage was. 7. Had an excellent massage from an older Korean gal (40-45 yrs) named Cici. Tipped her. 4.1. 10 for everything. Everything equals FS. BION. The gal wants to keep this down low so no chit-chat outside the massage room.

**Tryinthingsout** · 02-26-11 02:23

Originally Posted by Lord Helmet [View Original Post]

Stopped by M1 this morning and asked if there was any new meat. After a 20 min. Wait, in came Kay.

Pretty face, small body with B-cup implants,"not sure why so small a purchase", with a very small belly. She is a bit shorter than Shampoo.

Crappy table shower. Had the pressure low and spent 10 minutes just rinsing. I finally just stood up so she would wrap it up.

Back in the room, got a decent but short massage.

Skills with extras were lax.

She did ask if I wanted to use a Jimmy or not. Did!

Will definitely stick with Shampoo when I go back.

Total: 160

I have had kay a couple times and been more than satisfied with her skills, PARTICULARLY with standard HE. Everything else has always been very professional and her body is really tight. Maybe she was having an off day. Also, she has ALWAYS had everything covered for me, even BJ; interesting, maybe the risky tutu and shampoo are rubbing off on her already?

**Zimbus Zimbus** · 02-24-11 23:06

Tried a legit looking place on Rochester Road. And of Big Bvr. Basic massage was. 7. Had an excellent massage from an older Korean gal (40-45 yrs) named Cici. Tipped her. 4.1. 10 for everything. Everything equals FS. BION. The gal wants to keep this down low so no chit-chat outside the massage room.

**Jooop** · 02-24-11 05:04

Originally Posted by Fitzie00 [View Original Post]

Has anyone every got anything more than HE here recently? And if so at what cost?

I'm been looking (so are some others) for a good (FS or BJ) AMP on the east side but I'm getting tired of the same old HE and then having them complain about anything less than. 4. Help would be appreciated.

All I ever got was a HE.