Massage Parlor Reports

[Black Coffee]

Just a quick FYI that I passed by Holiday yesterday and saw the open signs. Would have loved to stop in, but didn't have the time.

I stopped by this weekend. I was the only visitor until an "accident" in the lobby as I was leaving. They have added a nice sauna ala FE, and plan on putting in new massage tables.

There were three licensee photos on the wall, one was very well seasoned, even for me. I crossed my fingers and rang the bell. I lucked out and drew a nice 30ish K-gal named J*$. Everything after that was mediocre NOVA fare, including the ending. She was well trained in the drill and no extras were offered. Laying there hearing the HVAC system that still sounds like a leaf blower brought back memories, good and not so good. BTW the last MMS, R, got popped yet again in December for the big P. Her luck in court will run out sooner or later. BC

[Freedomfighter]

Nobody gives TS like Yoyo. Please anybody who knows where she is let us know.

Already miss Peach and especially YoYo. If anyone hears where she has moved to, would appreciate the update. On my last visit to Peach just before they closed (saw Candy as YoYo was occupied) , mamasan offered to give me a call and let me know where they moved to, but I was reluctant to leave my phone number (don't need to show up on some DC Madam-like list in the future).

[Black Coffee]

Hey,

Does anyone know what happened to Sky from Far East Therapy? She was one of my favorite proveders. Was a little quite at first but once you become a regular she was really fun. She was maybe early 30's, small, skinny, with about a-be cups. I last saw her in late December and when I went back mamasan said she left. Any info would help! Don't you just hare it when your favorite just ups and leaves? Haha

I would refer you to Roamin Roman's post # 563 in the NOVA Streetwalker section.

[Pilot Aviator]

Perhaps todays article in the Washington Times can provide some insight into why they are frequently nervous about the internet and explicit posts. Check the DC board and you can read all about every detail of the services usually provided.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...utm_medium=RSS

Just trying to be nice to the ladies is a core value!

PA

[Benx88]

Hey,

Does anyone know what happened to Sky from Far East Therapy? She was one of my favorite proveders. Was a little quite at first but once you become a regular she was really fun. She was maybe early 30's, small, skinny, with about a-be cups. I last saw her in late December and when I went back mamasan said she left. Any info would help! Don't you just hare it when your favorite just ups and leaves? Haha

[Amp Forever]

Already miss Peach and especially YoYo. If anyone hears where she has moved to, would appreciate the update. On my last visit to Peach just before they closed (saw Candy as YoYo was occupied) , mamasan offered to give me a call and let me know where they moved to, but I was reluctant to leave my phone number (don't need to show up on some DC Madam-like list in the future).

[Too Jaded]

So I swung by NXX this weekend for my second visit and once again drew T. This visit was similar to my last; .8 to get in the door and $ on the table. Everything required 'translation'. T- says she works every day which may explain the sometimes robotic attitude. Like Pilot Aviator I try and show these girls respect and genuine affection and she warmed up considerably. Massage was above average, menu selection is above average, service is about average. I walked out satisfied.

I am not nearly as adventurous as others having only visited a few spots in the area, and this is only my second time at this location so perhaps my report suffers from inexperience. However this location seems to be on par with how it was in December and I have no real complaints other than it would be nice if T- had the same attitude as Mai or Happy at another of our favorite locations. Others who are writing this place off must have some gems at other locations they are keeping to themselves as I am not aware of anything better at this time.

[Fatpig]

Blue was on the late side of 40 or early 50. Well endowed but not particularly attractive.

No Fun

Sorry to hear this. I see Blue every once in a while. She really is great when she is in a good mood. When she is in her off mood the massage is lazy and the service, TS all just lacking. Sorry to hear you got her on a bad day. Yes she a bit older but damn she keeps a body tight

[Andrew571]

Thanks Sunny, sounds good. I will go by again and try to do as you said. Thanks for the response! And I brought loads of cash that time, to be ready for anything. Should I flaunt my money next time? Would that help? Like use a money clip instead of a wallet and have it laying out.

[Too Jaded]

The therapist who greeted me and brought me in was very pleasant and very nice. Unfortunately, all three phases of the visit were below average (TS, massage and the finish).

I'm going to take NSP off my list for the time being. I'll go back after it's either been 2-3 months or I start to see improved reviews for this location.

Do you remember who you saw? Can you at least offer the first initial? I am planning on stopping by today to try and figure out whether the recent reports are truly a trend or just some temporary 'staffing' issues.

[Pilot Aviator]

<WARNING. Not much detail follows. I do not know why all the ladies are so nervous about the Internet, but I was specifically asked to not put details on the web.

It is a good thing to have a history of patronage at more than one place. And long term relationships can lead to very enjoyable visits.

I had an hour not needed for anything but relaxing.

Dissapointment 1: My current (and permanent as long as she is in the area) ATF provider was not working today. So I did not travel to my current ATF AMP (digression: with due respect to the opinion of my brother monger who posted ealier today, a bad / disappointing ending is not better than no-ending, especially not when everything else was also mediocre. It is simply consumption / waste of money IMO).

So. Instead of traveling West, I visited two long-time, old-favorites.

Disappointment 2: Kim's / Orient was not open when I visited <AND. If anyone knows what happened to Kim's / Orient and Angie, please PM , I was now non-plussed about where I wanted to go. The press has been so poor for NSP lately (sorry Lily) , I decided to visit another near-by location close to the mixing bowl, thus returning to my AMP roots.

END OF DISSAPPOINTMENTS:

I had been a multi-year client and * and specifically, * . A great and lovely lady. Typical in age for NoVA, a little short. But the best smile and attitude. It had been 8 months since my last visit, so I called and made an appointment. I arrived, and she was really surprised to see me at the door. After hugs and "long time you no visit" catch-up, I paid for the hour, disrobed and was quickly escorted to the shower.

For the next almost 30 minutes, she provided me the best soapy-Therapeutic massage I've ever had on the TS. Wow. I had been gone too long. I was so clean, my skin squeaked. If you've never had the massage on the TS with good quality soap, ask for it from your therapist. It should last at least 20 minutes. You can thank me later.

After the TS, a 45-minute massage with attention to deep-tissue and soft strokes skillfully and enjoyably provided.

At the end of a cold, long week. This was a great pleasure.

Final note: For all that I enjoyed, I was under-prepared for the appropriate tip. I honestly did not expect to enjoy the visit so much. She never looked at the tip. But I told her, I would return and be much more generous on my next visit (and I will).

Be nice to the ladies.

PA

[MrSunnyHills]

Hi, first time poster here, long time lurker. Umm, after reading a few reviews on this website about this place it seemed like something I wanted to try.

3/2 Wednesday around 5pm I went in. I brought a cake from a local bakery since it happened to be Chinese New Year. Mamasan said she appreciated it many times, I was taken in the first room on the left. I paid for a hour, told her it was my first time here and I don't know the process. She told me not to worry and to think of her as mommy. (by the way, I am asian, young, clean-cut) Told me to get undressed and cover myself with the towel and wait. Less than 2 minutes later, (anonymous, not sure if I should be posting her name on here. PM me if you would like to know) walks in, takes me to the TS, very thorough and lots of roaming. We go back to our room, she could tell I was nervous. The massage was too light. (If I think she is already using as much strength as she possibly can, is it okay to still ask for harder? She was sitting on my back and leaning full force but it was still a bit too light.) Lots of butt-play. During most of this time we are talking, asking questions back and forth. After a while she puts 3 burning ass towels on me and steps out. She comes back and says "we go wayyy past time, we talk too much." (The clock said 7pm when I finally got into my car) She takes off the hot towels, I turn over, she puts her hand on my hand to gesture me to do it myself, I give her a small sad face and she starts to stroke my thigh, I take away my hands and she starts doing the usual nova service while standing. She even gets lube, and I get really frisky. After roughly 45 seconds, she stops and says "I can't, your too young" I sit up, she wipes off the lube in the area she was just working on. She helps me put on my clothes, apologizes many times, asks if I am okay many times. I tip. 20 and leave the room. On my way out Mamasan asks "satisfied?" I put on a sad face and said "not fully satisfied" and left. .80 for the hour. 20 tip.

I was just wondering if anyone could tell me what the hell just happened? Haha, I really do not understand.

Any advice on what I should do next visit to insure I get "fully satisfied?"

I think if you return soon, the MMS remembers you, and you tell the MMS on the way in: "This time better service, right?" and then try really hard to show less nervousness and "guide" her a bit, things should work out. I recall the days I started (no internet with the plethora of information). First visit, damn, she barely touched me and pop. Oops. Next time I'm there and the asks me if I want a condom, and I'm like "duh, OK" thinking maybe a BJ. She hopped on so fast, I of course was too young to know that I needed a much bigger tip than I had, so she was pretty annoyed at the end. I explained I didn't know and would bring more next time. To be young and naive again.

[OneHitWonders]

Just a quick FYI that I passed by Holiday yesterday and saw the open signs. Would have loved to stop in, but didn't have the time.

That is great news! I missed the old Holdiday. Looking forward to MTY!

[Funkey]

Was in the neighborhood today and called to see if Mai was working. I had heard she had left and that she was just on vacation but wanted to check for myself. Called and MMS said she was off until Monday but she had very nice lady available. Why not give it a try. Worst thing that could happen is to TOFTT.

Friendly arrival and MMS said there would be 10 minute wait for I think she said Peggy. Two minutes later in comes Blue. I thought there might be some professional significance to her name but was sadly disappointed as the session developed.

Blue was on the late side of 40 or early 50. Well endowed but not particularly attractive.

TS was very light and tentative. Two minutes in the sauna and to the room. From the beginning I knew this wasn't going to be a memorable event but some times you just have to push forward.

Massage was a 5 on the 10 scale with a little back walking that was the best part.

Signaled my desire but Blue just kind of smiled and proceeded with what she was intending. Further encouragement was ignored.

Must say my interest level wasn't helping her efforts and she was ready to give it up when I finally cooperated.

I guess a bad HJ is better than none.

Minimal compensation.

Next time I wait for Mai if in fact she is still there.

No Fun

[Pilot Aviator]

I called Orient / Kims. Phone disconected.

Place looks closed.

If anyone knows what happend (and specifially knows where Angie went) , please PM.

Sad today. Was one of the best places in the region (at least for me)

PA