Massage Parlor Reports

**Random36** · 01-21-11 14:28

Anyone know her digits or if she is on facebook, I miss her sexy ass and bolt on tatas. PM me please.

**Random36** · 01-20-11 23:20

Any reports from people who have seen her? Post or PM me.

**Massagedoc** · 01-20-11 14:23

Did Presidential move? Anyone try this place out yet?

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**Amp Middleman** · 01-19-11 22:28

Originally Posted by Werewolf0956 [View Original Post]

That is correct. They also got one of the ladies (not a regular one at that) for prostitution. I was told that the cop forced her hand on his junk and called his buddies in to arrest her. It is getting really scary out there.

If I had a dollar for every time I have spoken to ladys who were setup by the LE using this tactic just to bust the ladys, F*ck this just pisses me off just thinking about it. F*ucking LEO, eat out my crusty asshole.

Just try to concentrate on the real crimes in the city. Working girls have been doing there thing since the days of david and goliath and you still won't be able to chage it still to this day.

**Werewolf0956** · 01-19-11 18:15

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

I heard that le was looking for licence from the girls. Only 1 girl had one so the owner closed the store.

That is correct. They also got one of the ladies (not a regular one at that) for prostitution. I was told that the cop forced her hand on his junk and called his buddies in to arrest her. It is getting really scary out there.

**Nighthawk55** · 01-19-11 12:19

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

I heard that le was looking for licence from the girls. Only 1 girl had one so the owner closed the store.

A heard a story about a provider being asked for a license while she was in the room. The provider said "I will get it for you, it is in the other room". She then left to fetch her document. And kept walking out the front door, leaving the curious party in the room by themselves to be discovered.

Priceless!

**PussyPoker** · 01-19-11 11:27

Originally Posted by Nighthawk55 [View Original Post]

Closed or open, it doesn't much matter. Nothing much is happening there.

I heard that le was looking for licence from the girls. Only 1 girl had one so the owner closed the store.

**Nighthawk55** · 01-18-11 15:47

Originally Posted by J0059 [View Original Post]

Asiana on Grand. Was closed the other day! LE?

Closed or open, it doesn't much matter. Nothing much is happening there.

**Humpfree** · 01-18-11 11:12

Originally Posted by Mishima [View Original Post]

I went to new hope at Lincoln last week and got a good massage there.

This is a typical AMP with old MTs. Papa-san looks like the one at Alice. (Not sure about it)

On my way home, I was driving on Ashland. There are many massage places I could find between North & Chicago. I searched on USG and backpage but cannot find clues and reviews on them.

I know Rose is a legit place.

I am curious about Oriental and Cancun.

Please PM if you know these places well.

Alice told me that he was there and one of her girls was over there too.

**J0059** · 01-18-11 10:50

Aroma spa. Good massage, nicer facility than most, nice looking ladies, but only teasing to keep you coming back.

Copper. Saw several posts about the attractive ladies. Went there and, wow, I must need a different prescription to see the beauties. Avg 'Americanized' Asian ladies, ie, a long way from the thin, fit physiques typical of Asian ladies I've experienced and prefer. Massage was good, but I did not want any extras, due to the 'bad glasses' I was wearing! Did not see or hear any 'European' voices.

Asian spa on Western (4014, I believe, don't recall the name). Ok massage, but again, not too interested in the extra offerings, though they seemed available, due to lack of eye candy. Facility was average.

Asiana on Grand. Was closed the other day! LE?

Claudias on Peterson. Ok facility, massage was ok, some fun was available, but again, my eye glass prescription needs to be adjusted.

So, I keep looking for a fav place that I can go to regularly w / attractive ladies (ok, here goes the picky side of me: ladies that weigh less than me!) and a decent facility that I don't walk out wondering about exposure to critters.

**Mishima** · 01-17-11 22:23

I went to new hope at Lincoln last week and got a good massage there.
This is a typical AMP with old MTs. Papa-san looks like the one at Alice. (Not sure about it)

On my way home, I was driving on Ashland. There are many massage places I could find between North & Chicago. I searched on USG and backpage but cannot find clues and reviews on them.

I know Rose is a legit place.
I am curious about Oriental and Cancun.
Please PM if you know these places well.

**SamTaylor1722** · 01-17-11 15:46

Saw an ad for Cal Touhy and decided to give it a try. Her name was Jacky. The girl said she used to work at Claudia's.

She was okay at best, a little chunky around the middle. Opted for the 1 hour massage. It was decent. Went for a handshake at the end. She said that it would be. 7. I know I could have gotten it down, she said she was kinda slow. But I was not in the mood to haggle, so I said okay. She made me get the money before she would start. Not cool. Allowed some roaming, but I did not push the issue. She seemed like she has been thrugh the drill before.

Nothing special.

**Raoul Duke** · 01-17-11 13:08

Originally Posted by Mylar 824 [View Original Post]

I am really tired of that place. The girls are for the most part unattractive, maybe a 4 or a 5 on average. And they way overcharge. Wish they could get it together, it's very convenient for me.

I was only there a couple of times. The first visit was mediocre at best, but I saw a therapist who caught my eye as I was leaving so I felt compelled to return. My experience with the one I found attractive was a buzz kill as she donned a latex glove to massage me. I haven't gone back.

**Mylar 824** · 01-17-11 10:45

Originally Posted by Bhorg [View Original Post]

Totally standard LMP.

One difference I noted. Not sure how big a difference this is. . . BUT,

They seem to have a TON of different girls. I've been there 4-5 times and I have never seen the same person there, except my 1st and 2nd visit the same girl was at the computer in front. Otherwise, there is a stream of relatively thick, mostly disinterested ladies.

Massages there ranged from nearly therapeutic to essentially insignificant.

Unfortunately, I seem to recall that the old axiom is true, the better the massage.

It's probably worth a shot if you're on the north side, but with so many girls YMMV. Of course, if somebody knows a particular therapist to ask for, then that is a different story. I can't really remember the girls names, they all kinda blend together a bit.

I am really tired of that place. The girls are for the most part unattractive, maybe a 4 or a 5 on average. And they way overcharge. Wish they could get it together, it's very convenient for me.

**Monger67** · 01-16-11 02:49

I had a profile back in the day, but I only had a couple posts, so I don't mind starting again.

I went by a couple months ago greeted at the doorbell by a young girl in heals. 30ish, very thin, about a 7 for an AMP. .4 for 1/2 Wasn't more than finger tips swirling on my back. She was leaning her hip on my head / neck. I just started grabbing her where ever I could. She was very chatty. Her name was Mandy. Andy? Anyway, on the flip it too her FOREVER to believe that I wasn't LE. Finally HJ for an unnogotiated tip. It was difficult to get under the shirt but she finally let me. She said her right shoulder was giving her issues so I gave her a massage. Of course NOW, I get to take off her shirt when SHE needs something. She wouldn't let me take off her pants. This was in the day time so maybe she knew no costumers were going to be coming?

There are better places, but she's attractive, so if you are looking for a change of flavor.