Massage Parlor Reports

**Big Money** · 01-13-11 03:05

If you want to see an Haitian lady without the Afro-American attitude, check out.

http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs...own-23/9736014

And yes, the price is not a typo. 100 got me FS with this chick that would normally cost 150-200 in Atlanta. And yes, she talks with that French-Haitian accent, even during the BBBJ.

Yes, I am in Houston right now, while you guys in Atlanta are snowed in with most of the pussys hibernating based on all the great reports I see. I flew into Houston last Saturday before the snow, and looks like I won't be back till this Saturday because of all the icing. I'm getting drained from all the cheap pussys here. I've got a regular to overnight with tonight for 250. Given my age, I'll probably get in 3 pops, but I hate to waste all my cum on one chick so I might do 2 pops and save 1 for another chick from the BP like this one.

http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ynn-24/9721521

And no, it is not a typo 60 for 60 minutes and 90 for 90 minutes. Going rate extras are 40. No haggling. No YMMV. It's all understood including the good massage.

With all you mongers cum backed up during this snow in, there may be a free for all, all out jailbreak to see your favorite providers when the road conditions get better. I'm sure the ladies will be busy in Atlanta. Try not to pay too much for cheap pussys, or act like a jerk because I get plenty of cheap pussys here in Houston without having to act like a jerk to get my money's worth.

Originally Posted by Big Money [View Original Post]

It is pretty common for students to attend those club med schools in the Caribbeans and do their residency in the US hospitals.

If you want to see a Black Puerto Rican, look at Carmelo Anthony's wife La La Vazquez. See.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slu...yvazquez011111

Although La La is probably pretty Americanized since she is a NuYorican, but no Afro-American princess looking like that will be calling her man "Ay Papi". BTW, Carmelo is half Puerto Rican as well.

**Kid Cisco** · 01-13-11 00:20

Originally Posted by Zipper34 [View Original Post]

Sugarloaf Parkway? If you are thinking of the one by the intersection of Lawrenceville highway it is a legit massage parlor.

I been in that place they old ass woman that works there don't waste your time fucking with them.

Kid Cisco

**KYHeat** · 01-12-11 21:42

Seen this place a couple of times. Is it legit or extras just curious.

**Zipper34** · 01-12-11 20:32

Originally Posted by Merlin41 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on the Massage place on Sugarlofe its across from the Waffle House

Sugarloaf Parkway? If you are thinking of the one by the intersection of Lawrenceville highway it is a legit massage parlor.

**Merlin41** · 01-12-11 20:12

Anyone have any info on the Massage place on Sugarlofe its across from the Waffle House

**Atlasiangirth** · 01-12-11 13:22

There hasn't been any girls at the AMPs these past few days because of the weather. I'm in need for release and 50 yr old mamasans and going to do. Anybody see anything worth driving through in this weather? Since the roads are clearing up, hopefully, business might start to pickup. I'll report if I see anything.

Atlasiangirth

**Misterdickher** · 01-09-11 22:33

Originally Posted by Big K [View Original Post]

The cryptic transmissions have always bothered me. I don't think anyone is getting fooled except maybe me. It's not a universally known system and confusion abounds.

"$" is a dollar sign.

"$.80" Means $80. 00 to some and $180. 00 to others but to me it means 80¢.

I'm also glad most of the dreaming has stopped and you guys actually visit these places. Things get confusing enough so communication in plain English here is always welcomed. Let's leave the coded transmissions where they belong in the Spas.

How's that for a happy ending?

My bad, guys. It was $80 and $80 for a total of $160.

It's been awhile since I've read anything here or posted, so I guess I was still using the old lingo. I'll try to keep it straight from now on.

**Jaykusz** · 01-09-11 20:58

I think she said Laura.

Originally Posted by Shazbot1960 [View Original Post]

Did you get a name?

**Moe420** · 01-09-11 15:42

Hello, from Sedona in Macon!

As of today we would like to introduce Helen to the house of relaxation. Helen is 25 about 5'3 with VERY long hair and some damn nice TaTa's (C Cup) to go with her beautiful looking self. She is a nice one 4 sure and will be taking the place of Akika who did and awesome job for us. We also decided to keep CoCo on for another month or so since she has become such a hit so if you have not had a chance to see her you should take some time out before she is gone. As we said and will always say. 20's are a must so no worries about us having any Grandmas providing services for you guys. That's just wrong and nasty.

Happy Hunting,

Moe

**Kid Cisco** · 01-09-11 04:43

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy [View Original Post]

Based on recommendations from the board, I ventured out to the Aromatherapy Spa this afternoon. This place was a hit with me from the start because it didn't stink like shit Korean food the moment I entered, plus it was clean and well-appointed. A friendly mamasan greeted me, then showed me to the restroom, since for some reason I feel the need to begin every visit to a Kamp with a dump. She showed me to a fair-sized room with a massage table that was as big as a twin bed, with nice fluffy pillows.

A few minutes later in walked Syska (?). Since Koren girls look good well past their expiration date, I'm going to guess she was 40, but appeared 30-ish, with rail-thin legs, fake but presentable C cups, a bit of a pot belly and a not unattractive flattened face, plus also long blonde hair tied in a pony tail. She took my $60, wrapped me in a thick fuzzy robe, and we proceeded down the hall to the shower room.

Syska gets a big thumbs up for the table massage, where she took her time, washed me by hand, fingered my butthole and played with my balls. She also moistened a wash cloth and cleaned my ears and face, which I always appreciate.

After the shower, we returned to the room. It was cold outside, so I appreciated her next move. She laid about six hot towels on my back, then climbed on top of my legs and massaged me through the towels. Her massage was something to be endured more than enjoyed – like someone massaging me with a bicycle kickstand through a mitten – but I appreciated the effort.

On the flip, she started in with a bunch of noise about I make you happy for three hundred dollars, but I've been schooled by Kid Cisco, so I told her nothin' doing – I had a hundred dollars and I wanted full service. She pouted, but complied. Thank you, Kid Cisco.

To her credit, she was very accommodating. She started in with some Grade A ball-licking and dick stroking, then pulled on a condom and we went at it weiner-dog style, then mish. Although she was reasonably attractive and proficient, for some reason it just wasn't working for me. Her clam had been shaved maybe three days ago, so she had some stubble. That was a turnoff. I started thinking, 'so this must be what it's like to fuck an old man's face. ' My mind started wandering, and I felt like I was just going through the motions. I asked her if we could return to the ball-licking routine, and that was a little more exciting. But then I happened to catch a glimpse of something in the huge wall mirror (which surrounds the entire room) and things finally took off.

We've all got perversions we're not even aware of. You're with a girl, the two of you are getting into it, and you're thinking, yeah, she's pretty hot, but for some reason you're not getting worked up over her. And then you see something you've never seen before during sex: 'Ohmigod, she's got a Harry Potter bandaid on her knee! ' Suddenly your head explodes. Or another time you think, 'Ohmigod her breath smells like the candy corn Mrs. Miller used to hand out at Halloween, ' and pow!

For me, today, in that poorly lit room in the Aromatherapy Spa, it was a glimpse I caught in the mirror of Syska's dark black asshole. She was going to town on my balls, working the crank, and over her shoulders I could see her butt up in the air in the mirror. Even at a distance of eight feet, I could see she had this massively black pooper. I sat up and pulled her forward for a close up. Phook me! That dirty black asshole sent me over the top. I laid back and within twenty seconds I had finished with a bbbjtegs (bareback BJ to eyes glued shut). When she straightened up, she was blinking through my load and laughing. Haha, you blinded me with your bleachy cum! You so funny!

Would I repeat? Probably not – I'm need variety. Plus also the language barrier was as broad as the Barrier Reef. But for an afternoon of fun in a clean environment and a girl who's reasonably accommodating, Syska at Aromatherapy Spa can't be beat.

LOL LOL LOL

Wow I am always glad when a monger saved some money.

Kid Cisco

**Captain Howdy** · 01-09-11 00:12

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Did an AMP run this evening, all over the place... Could not believe I struck out at 13 AMPs on a Friday night. Felt it was more like a Monday than a weekend night. Oh well, nothing to my liking so I headed home.

Excellent report! Depressing as hell. Guess it's time to return to porn for a while until things improve. Thanks, Nite.

Enjoy the ride.

Captain Howdy

**Captain Howdy** · 01-09-11 00:07

Based on recommendations from the board, I ventured out to the Aromatherapy Spa this afternoon. This place was a hit with me from the start because it didn't stink like shit Korean food the moment I entered, plus it was clean and well-appointed. A friendly mamasan greeted me, then showed me to the restroom, since for some reason I feel the need to begin every visit to a Kamp with a dump. She showed me to a fair-sized room with a massage table that was as big as a twin bed, with nice fluffy pillows.

A few minutes later in walked Syska (?). Since Koren girls look good well past their expiration date, I'm going to guess she was 40, but appeared 30-ish, with rail-thin legs, fake but presentable C cups, a bit of a pot belly and a not unattractive flattened face, plus also long blonde hair tied in a pony tail. She took my $60, wrapped me in a thick fuzzy robe, and we proceeded down the hall to the shower room.

Syska gets a big thumbs up for the table massage, where she took her time, washed me by hand, fingered my butthole and played with my balls. She also moistened a wash cloth and cleaned my ears and face, which I always appreciate.

After the shower, we returned to the room. It was cold outside, so I appreciated her next move. She laid about six hot towels on my back, then climbed on top of my legs and massaged me through the towels. Her massage was something to be endured more than enjoyed – like someone massaging me with a bicycle kickstand through a mitten – but I appreciated the effort.

On the flip, she started in with a bunch of noise about I make you happy for three hundred dollars, but I've been schooled by Kid Cisco, so I told her nothin' doing – I had a hundred dollars and I wanted full service. She pouted, but complied. Thank you, Kid Cisco.

To her credit, she was very accommodating. She started in with some Grade A ball-licking and dick stroking, then pulled on a condom and we went at it weiner-dog style, then mish. Although she was reasonably attractive and proficient, for some reason it just wasn't working for me. Her clam had been shaved maybe three days ago, so she had some stubble. That was a turnoff. I started thinking, 'so this must be what it's like to fuck an old man's face. ' My mind started wandering, and I felt like I was just going through the motions. I asked her if we could return to the ball-licking routine, and that was a little more exciting. But then I happened to catch a glimpse of something in the huge wall mirror (which surrounds the entire room) and things finally took off.

We've all got perversions we're not even aware of. You're with a girl, the two of you are getting into it, and you're thinking, yeah, she's pretty hot, but for some reason you're not getting worked up over her. And then you see something you've never seen before during sex: 'Ohmigod, she's got a Harry Potter bandaid on her knee! ' Suddenly your head explodes. Or another time you think, 'Ohmigod her breath smells like the candy corn Mrs. Miller used to hand out at Halloween, ' and pow!

For me, today, in that poorly lit room in the Aromatherapy Spa, it was a glimpse I caught in the mirror of Syska's dark black asshole. She was going to town on my balls, working the crank, and over her shoulders I could see her butt up in the air in the mirror. Even at a distance of eight feet, I could see she had this massively black pooper. I sat up and pulled her forward for a close up. Phook me! That dirty black asshole sent me over the top. I laid back and within twenty seconds I had finished with a bbbjtegs (bareback BJ to eyes glued shut). When she straightened up, she was blinking through my load and laughing. Haha, you blinded me with your bleachy cum! You so funny!

Would I repeat? Probably not – I'm need variety. Plus also the language barrier was as broad as the Barrier Reef. But for an afternoon of fun in a clean environment and a girl who's reasonably accommodating, Syska at Aromatherapy Spa can't be beat.

**Big K** · 01-08-11 21:25

Originally Posted by Love Kgirls [View Original Post]

I wish we could drop the use of dollar symbols in conjunction with decimal points as a means of expressing how much we paid. It does not save any time or space to type out $.8 instead of $80 or $180, and it often leads to confusion, as shown here. We don't pay by the character in our posts, and it's not a tweet with only so much space.

Unless I am mistaken, the total in this case was an $80 house fee, plus another $80 for FS, for a total of $160.

The cryptic transmissions have always bothered me. I don't think anyone is getting fooled except maybe me. It's not a universally known system and confusion abounds.

"$" is a dollar sign.

"$.80" Means $80. 00 to some and $180. 00 to others but to me it means 80¢.

I'm also glad most of the dreaming has stopped and you guys actually visit these places. Things get confusing enough so communication in plain English here is always welcomed. Let's leave the coded transmissions where they belong in the Spas.

How's that for a happy ending?

**Big K** · 01-08-11 21:06

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Did an AMP run this evening, all over the place:

Evergreen Spa. Two 40-ish women working, one with HUGE tits and a little pudgy ass, sour attitude. Recognized her as having worked there a long time ago. The other was more shapely but also had a sour attitude. Did not stay.

Maia. Closed down.

Green Sauna. One woman available. 40-ish, very thin and butt ugly. The other was in session.

Fuji. Two women available, both 35-ish. I recognized one as having worked at a few Atlanta AMPs. Neither was to my taste.

K-Treatment. Recognized Laura. 30-ish, typical Korean body. Laura has rotated between K-Treatment and Green Sauna. Wanted to try someone new so passed on her. Mamasan said there's a tall American woman named Mickey who also works there but business was slow so she went home. Another Korean is supposed to start tomorrow.

Bally Hot Stone. Older skank who has been there forever. Whiny attitude.

Chalet Spa. Chubby girl with big tits named Jade was there along with a thin woman who has been there for ages. Neither are worth looking at.

St. Jame. Two girls working. The one who was available was butt ugly. She begged me to stay but there was no way my dick would work for her. Was told one or two more girls were going to show up by 11:30 pm but didn't want to stick around. Sophie is long gone. New mamasan as well. She complained her neck was stiff so I gave her a 5-minute massage. She got real friendly after that and sqeezed my ass on the way out.

Aroma Therapy. A 30-ish woman with shoulder-length hair who goes by the name Kimchee came to the room. Not ugly but I wanted something better. The other woman was in session so did not get to see her.

Gold. I asked for a lineup and was offered only one girl. She's about 25 but had a skinny ass and almost no tits. Definitely not Gold quality. By the way, whoever the fuck said Gold did a renovation is FULL OF SHIT. The place looks as old and worn out as it always has been. No new paint, nothing!

N. Y. New York. Two girls working, one Korean with huge bolt-ons and one short, chubby Laotian with decent natural tits. At first thought she could be Hispanic so I asked.

WaWa. A 20-something Korean answered the door. Skinny as a rail with no ass, no tits and too much makeup. The other girl was busy so didn't get a look but was told she's new.

Quality Spa (or New World). This AMP is a stone's throw from WaWa. Two women working. The one I got I recognized from somewhere in Atlanta. She's about 40, ugly and worn. Did not get to see the other woman as she was in session. Mamasan begged me to stay and wait but I headed out.

Could not believe I struck out at 13 AMPs on a Friday night. Felt it was more like a Monday than a weekend night. Oh well, nothing to my liking so I headed home.

Sorry you didn't find what you were looking for but thanks for the updated run down.

**Love Kgirls** · 01-08-11 18:08

Originally Posted by Juker [View Original Post]

OMG. 360 total?

I wish we could drop the use of dollar symbols in conjunction with decimal points as a means of expressing how much we paid. It does not save any time or space to type out $.8 instead of $80 or $180, and it often leads to confusion, as shown here. We don't pay by the character in our posts, and it's not a tweet with only so much space.

Unless I am mistaken, the total in this case was an $80 house fee, plus another $80 for FS, for a total of $160.