Streetwalker Reports

[Im Not Saying]

There is a new kid on the block. Young clean cut guy in a marked. When I loop w / w I come in off mlk, turn up monroe to wilkens, then thru the circle and back down to scarey to washington. Going slow its a little bit of a drive, and sometimes ill reverse it by going around the circle or cutting across payson or something. Monday night I saw this kid in the marked le nail 2 drug dealers, harass 3 girls and passed him driving 60 mph on washington twice in 3 of those loops. So beware of this crusader. If you make eye contact while looping I'd go to another loop. I started heading to cb and picked up a cute little spinner italian looking WSW on the bridge on washington, after the train tracks and 95 when your heading up the hill before the royal farms. Then went home. I also looped conkling / haven before heading to pigtown and LE was super heavy there. The numbers are going up on choices this week for sure, but so is the LE and chances of being nailed. I'm sure the senior members are seeing this too and are adjusting accordingly. I'm going to run some laps in elkton before new years on the loop I created up there. I don't know what everyones talking about when they say theres never anything there, I've at least seen 1 or 2 everytime I loop it. Also aberdeen is still not a good idea. If you see something walking there, its 90% LE. I know a apd employee, and they are zero tolerance and run bait at least once a month. So don't even look in aberdeen. They publish their busts too like our friends in Laurel.

[SirDrDunk]

She won the contest! I don't know if she can sing or dance, but she plays a good skin flute. She said she is clean, that she is up here to get her recently deceased father's affairs in order. I don't like to lowball the girls, that is why I get pisssed when some of the SW's ask for and get higher tuition than "normal" from some of the mongers. I will tip well for a good job and do not patronize a girl that gives lousy service or asks for overpriced service. I hope to see Darlene in the future if she returns to WW.

RP

Oh she gave you the dad deceased bit that's true but that was a few months ago trust me you will see her again because she'll leave for a few months and be right back

[Lombardo]

She won the contest! I don't know if she can sing or dance, but she plays a good skin flute. She said she is clean, that she is up here to get her recently deceased father's affairs in order. I don't like to lowball the girls, that is why I get pisssed when some of the SW's ask for and get higher tuition than "normal" from some of the mongers. I will tip well for a good job and do not patronize a girl that gives lousy service or asks for overpriced service. I hope to see Darlene in the future if she returns to WW.

RP

Is she about 5-8 tall, wavy below the shoulder hair length. 8/10 for the looks on SW scale, brown hair, about 35-40 years of age? I hesitated and decided to go for downtown date instead. Also on the menu was a WSW on Ramsay by S. Carey named Samantha (not Kelly aka Samantha) , looked 7/10 on SW scale, hesitated about her name when I asked her, so I took that for my sign to the new fishing hole.

[Breast Fed]

Saw Nikki on Monument and Montford (I think). She looked out of place. WSW, brunette in her 20's. Lives out in Belcamp (or used too). Saw her last month on Conkling. Young and energetic. Number doesn't work anymore.

[Propellor]

Are you talking Erin with the cross tattoo on her arm? Same experience with a BJ which I could have gotten from a HJ. She was OK and all, but skills were lagging. It is like playing an air guitar, but a BJ. I gave her instructions to create more contact inside her mouth, but she just did not get it.

Erin, if you are reading this, yo need to create vacuum inside your mouth; make lipps tight and glide on shaft.

Yeah, that's her. Really too bad because she's very attractive and friendly. Reminds me of something an old timer told me when I was a kid. His theory was that good looking women were bad in the sack because they were more into their looks and appearance. Man. He would really pick up on some really ugly ones!

[Rod Philderup]

Rob congratulations you had An SW Idol!

She won the contest! I don't know if she can sing or dance, but she plays a good skin flute. She said she is clean, that she is up here to get her recently deceased father's affairs in order. I don't like to lowball the girls, that is why I get pisssed when some of the SW's ask for and get higher tuition than "normal" from some of the mongers. I will tip well for a good job and do not patronize a girl that gives lousy service or asks for overpriced service. I hope to see Darlene in the future if she returns to WW.

RP

[SirDrDunk]

Friday afternoon on WW found WSW near the circle named Darlene. Appeared to be late 30's, reddish brown hair, had a little extra in the caboose. Decent face for her age, she was probably a good looker a few years ago. Went to my spot for BBBJWCIM. Offered a jack w / tip, she tried the old "I always get. 30"Told her no, it's a jack w / Abe for a tip, she said OK. BJ was actually pretty good, she took instructions well. She said she is returning to her home in W VA and won't be back for a few months. Would probably repeat if I ever see her again.

RP

Rob congratulations you had An SW Idol!

[Lombardo]

Both of my regulars busy today. Made a few passes around B / CB. Just a few hardcore / hard looking SW'S. Headed up Patapsco. Saw a thin dark haired SW standing in fron of the salvation army. She made an effort to hide her face. Got closer and decided to pass. Looped around WW a couple times. Normal assortment of zombies walking around. Happened upon Erin on Ramsay close to SCarey. Really looked good, friendly, looked like I hit the jackpot! Agreed to $40. 00 and headed out of town. She started While we were driving. Wow. What a disappointment. Just very mechanical up and down at high speed and no technique. Told her to slow down a little and I would give her a tip if it was good. Well, it didn't get any better. Just wanted to finish up and get rid or her. She gave me her address. Lives on Hollins street. Said to stop by any time. Not going to happen! Last couple times I was out I had the same type of technique. The mechanical bobbing action. Is a decent hummer getting to be a lost art down there?

Are you talking Erin with the cross tattoo on her arm? Same experience with a BJ which I could have gotten from a HJ. She was OK and all, but skills were lagging. It is like playing an air guitar, but a BJ. I gave her instructions to create more contact inside her mouth, but she just did not get it.

Erin, if you are reading this, yo need to create vacuum inside your mouth; make lipps tight and glide on shaft.

[Lindo]

Friday afternoon on WW found WSW near the circle named Darlene. Appeared to be late 30's, reddish brown hair, had a little extra in the caboose. Decent face for her age, she was probably a good looker a few years ago. Went to my spot for BBBJWCIM. Offered a jack w / tip, she tried the old "I always get. 30"Told her no, it's a jack w / Abe for a tip, she said OK. BJ was actually pretty good, she took instructions well. She said she is returning to her home in W VA and won't be back for a few months. Would probably repeat if I ever see her again.

RP

I know Darlene pretty well. A couple summers back, even gave her and two of her two kids a ride back to WV.

She was clean then.

Then she came back in late 2008 and has never left. Do not worry, you will see her again.

She is on the H and the rock.

Was a nice girl, but now is just worried about when her next score is going to be.

Nice caboose, as you noticed, and a great lay, well was when she was clean.

And you could probably get her less than what you paid, if she is really searching for a fix.

[SirDrDunk]

Friday afternoon on WW found WSW near the circle named Darlene. Appeared to be late 30's, reddish brown hair, had a little extra in the caboose. Decent face for her age, she was probably a good looker a few years ago. Went to my spot for BBBJWCIM. Offered a jack w / tip, she tried the old "I always get. 30"Told her no, it's a jack w / Abe for a tip, she said OK. BJ was actually pretty good, she took instructions well. She said she is returning to her home in W VA and won't be back for a few months. Would probably repeat if I ever see her again.

RP

Rob you had the pleasure of meeting one of my SW Idols.

[Rod Philderup]

Friday afternoon on WW found WSW near the circle named Darlene. Appeared to be late 30's, reddish brown hair, had a little extra in the caboose. Decent face for her age, she was probably a good looker a few years ago. Went to my spot for BBBJWCIM. Offered a jack w / tip, she tried the old "I always get. 30"Told her no, it's a jack w / Abe for a tip, she said OK. BJ was actually pretty good, she took instructions well. She said she is returning to her home in W VA and won't be back for a few months. Would probably repeat if I ever see her again.

RP

[Rod Philderup]

It wasn't my intent to shortchange her. I let her know upfront what I had and she agreed, willingly. I didn't even have to persuade her. I was quite shocked. But after the performance, I knew she was a definite repeat and I will certainly hook her up the next time I see her. Very nice woman. She deserves it.

Chico

I don't fault anyone for trying to get a good deal, usually I offer the going rate w / tip nothing higher or lower. If the girl goes for a little extra at no charge, good for you. Maybe next time you hook up w / Patty offer her a little Chri$tmas Bonu$ just to stay on good terms with her. Just my. 02 cents.

RP

[Propellor]

Both of my regulars busy today. Made a few passes around B / CB. Just a few hardcore / hard looking SW'S. Headed up Patapsco. Saw a thin dark haired SW standing in fron of the salvation army. She made an effort to hide her face. Got closer and decided to pass. Looped around WW a couple times. Normal assortment of zombies walking around. Happened upon Erin on Ramsay close to SCarey. Really looked good, friendly, looked like I hit the jackpot! Agreed to $40. 00 and headed out of town. She started While we were driving. Wow. What a disappointment. Just very mechanical up and down at high speed and no technique. Told her to slow down a little and I would give her a tip if it was good. Well, it didn't get any better. Just wanted to finish up and get rid or her. She gave me her address. Lives on Hollins street. Said to stop by any time. Not going to happen! Last couple times I was out I had the same type of technique. The mechanical bobbing action. Is a decent hummer getting to be a lost art down there?

[Dream Line]

I thought the fellow mongers might get a slight kick out of this one (or maybe you already knew).

The 2600 Block of Wilkens is the longest run of uninterrupted rowhomes in the world.

Its true, I had to look it up after I heard that, maybe its been posted before but I found out.

Today and thought it was an interesting tidbit and I thought I'd share.

Happy trolling.

DL

[Chico]

It wasn't my intent to shortchange her. I let her know upfront what I had and she agreed, willingly. I didn't even have to persuade her. I was quite shocked. But after the performance, I knew she was a definite repeat and I will certainly hook her up the next time I see her. Very nice woman. She deserves it.

Chico