Massage Parlor Reports

[Popeofmypants]

Too fucking funny, upper deckers can be added to the repertoire.

Just for laughs, this afternoon I printed off a four-color copy of their internet ad and headed over to Oasis spa. I walked in and showed the mamasan the ad and pointed to the girl I wanted to see, a beautiful Asian girl who was spilling out of her bikini top.

The mamasan looked up at me and frowned. 'She no here today. '

'Maybe I should come back tomorrow, ' I said.

'She not back tomorrow. She on vacation. '

I pointed to another girl in the ad, a real stunner whose panties barely covered her ass. 'How about her? '

'She not here either. '

This was surprising news. 'Maybe she's on vacation with this girl, ' I suggested.

Apparently, none of the girls in the ad were working today. Instead, after I waited in the room about five minutes, this skinny, thoroughly unattractive 40-year-old woman dressed like a 14-year-old girl showed up. The internet ad was obviously just a big, fake tease. On my way to the exit, the mamasam ragged at me in pidgin English about wasting her time. She also complained that I had plugged up her toilet, which was true enough.

Next I headed over to Elite Spa off Roswell. This time a 35ish woman with large fake jugs came in the room. Since I was tired of driving, I agreed to the $60 room fee. Her name was (pick one of ten K-girl names: Anna, Jade, Candy, etc.) She did a decent TS. If your idea of a great massage is five minutes of painful lotion rubbing, this woman was a master masseuse. On the plus side, she did a good job teasing both balls and one nipple on the back end of the massage.

On the flip, I made the international symbol for an HJ with a Russian finish, handed over $60 and she got to work. She did an okay job. To her credit, once I got her laying on her back for the Russian, she did some fake clit rubbing and even added a little shuddering and moaning – not terribly convincing, but still. Her tits were full Cs, but so phony they couldn't be smushed together for a decent Russian, so instead I asked if she would let me teabag her. She made the international symbol for no fuckin way, so instead I pretended I was going to pop on her tits and at the last instant pulled up so I shot her in the face. That's a little dish I like to call, Cream o' some ol' guy.

I probably wouldn't repeat or recommend, but if you like large fake cans and a reasonably accommodating attitude at low, low prices, Jade may be your gal.

[Jimmia]

Outstanding report! How did you jam the shitter? Toilet paper? Reminds me of 20 years ago when I was in Korea. Was with my then-girlfriend at a nice restaurant in Seoul. They still had the old-style Asian toilets that are basically a rectangular porcelain device set in the floor. You straddle it, squat and do your business. Then there's a tank located on an upper wall with a pull chain for gravity flushing. That particular day I took a massive dump and it would not flush; simply too much weight and it was apparently stuck. I came out of the bathroom laughing my ass off with several restaurant employees wondering what the fuck I was laughing about. They would find out soon enough.

What about the ones that didn't even have a flusher in the GI clubs? Just dropped in to somewhere? And the clubs bathroom was often just a bathroom (as in 1 room) and the korean women would come in and walk past you giggling while you were standing there pissing. Took some getting used to. Those were the days.

[Niteluvr]

Just for laughs, this afternoon I printed off a four-color copy of their internet ad and headed over to Oasis spa. I walked in and showed the mamasan the ad and pointed to the girl I wanted to see, a beautiful Asian girl who was spilling out of her bikini top.

The mamasan looked up at me and frowned. 'She no here today. '

'Maybe I should come back tomorrow, ' I said.

'She not back tomorrow. She on vacation. '

I pointed to another girl in the ad, a real stunner whose panties barely covered her ass. 'How about her? '

'She not here either. '

This was surprising news. 'Maybe she's on vacation with this girl, ' I suggested.

Apparently, none of the girls in the ad were working today. Instead, after I waited in the room about five minutes, this skinny, thoroughly unattractive 40-year-old woman dressed like a 14-year-old girl showed up. The internet ad was obviously just a big, fake tease. On my way to the exit, the mamasam ragged at me in pidgin English about wasting her time. She also complained that I had plugged up her toilet, which was true enough.

Next I headed over to Elite Spa off Roswell. This time a 35ish woman with large fake jugs came in the room. Since I was tired of driving, I agreed to the $60 room fee. Her name was (pick one of ten K-girl names: Anna, Jade, Candy, etc.) She did a decent TS. If your idea of a great massage is five minutes of painful lotion rubbing, this woman was a master masseuse. On the plus side, she did a good job teasing both balls and one nipple on the back end of the massage.

On the flip, I made the international symbol for an HJ with a Russian finish, handed over $60 and she got to work. She did an okay job. To her credit, once I got her laying on her back for the Russian, she did some fake clit rubbing and even added a little shuddering and moaning – not terribly convincing, but still. Her tits were full Cs, but so phony they couldn't be smushed together for a decent Russian, so instead I asked if she would let me teabag her. She made the international symbol for no fuckin way, so instead I pretended I was going to pop on her tits and at the last instant pulled up so I shot her in the face. That's a little dish I like to call, Cream o' some ol' guy.

I probably wouldn't repeat or recommend, but if you like large fake cans and a reasonably accommodating attitude at low, low prices, Jade may be your gal.

Outstanding report! How did you jam the shitter? Toilet paper? Reminds me of 20 years ago when I was in Korea. Was with my then-girlfriend at a nice restaurant in Seoul. They still had the old-style Asian toilets that are basically a rectangular porcelain device set in the floor. You straddle it, squat and do your business. Then there's a tank located on an upper wall with a pull chain for gravity flushing. That particular day I took a massive dump and it would not flush; simply too much weight and it was apparently stuck. I came out of the bathroom laughing my ass off with several restaurant employees wondering what the fuck I was laughing about. They would find out soon enough.

Glad you confronted the mamasan at Oasis about the face pics. The only thing I would have added was to tell the mamasan that you had called an hour earlier and were told that the girls in the pics were there, so you rushed over to see them. Then proceed to give her shit about lying to you and just carry on until she throws you out.

Most guys I know act like gentlemen when visiting an AMP because they're going to get laid so are in a good mood. And, most guys will treat the provider well if she gives good service. However, we as customers don't need to put up with their bullshit so I'm always happy to hear when guys "retaliate" to a degree when they get fucked over. I really get tired of the one-sided shit that mamasans and providers try to pull. Time for more guys to do the same types of things that you did.

I always recommend when dealing with shitty Asian providers to pretend to act overly nice. For example, if you blow a wad on the woman's face, pretend you're terribly sorry, grab a towel or something before she has time to react and pretend to wipe it off, but actually smear it around. Asians generally don't know how to react to such bumbling kindness because, in their societies, it's rude to get pissed at someone who's trying to help you. So, feel free to act like a friendly but stupid oaf. You get the last laugh.

[Captain Howdy]

Just for laughs, this afternoon I printed off a four-color copy of their internet ad and headed over to Oasis spa. I walked in and showed the mamasan the ad and pointed to the girl I wanted to see, a beautiful Asian girl who was spilling out of her bikini top.

The mamasan looked up at me and frowned. 'She no here today. '

'Maybe I should come back tomorrow, ' I said.

'She not back tomorrow. She on vacation. '

I pointed to another girl in the ad, a real stunner whose panties barely covered her ass. 'How about her? '

'She not here either. '

This was surprising news. 'Maybe she's on vacation with this girl, ' I suggested.

Apparently, none of the girls in the ad were working today. Instead, after I waited in the room about five minutes, this skinny, thoroughly unattractive 40-year-old woman dressed like a 14-year-old girl showed up. The internet ad was obviously just a big, fake tease. On my way to the exit, the mamasam ragged at me in pidgin English about wasting her time. She also complained that I had plugged up her toilet, which was true enough.

Next I headed over to Elite Spa off Roswell. This time a 35ish woman with large fake jugs came in the room. Since I was tired of driving, I agreed to the $60 room fee. Her name was (pick one of ten K-girl names: Anna, Jade, Candy, etc.) She did a decent TS. If your idea of a great massage is five minutes of painful lotion rubbing, this woman was a master masseuse. On the plus side, she did a good job teasing both balls and one nipple on the back end of the massage.

On the flip, I made the international symbol for an HJ with a Russian finish, handed over $60 and she got to work. She did an okay job. To her credit, once I got her laying on her back for the Russian, she did some fake clit rubbing and even added a little shuddering and moaning – not terribly convincing, but still. Her tits were full Cs, but so phony they couldn't be smushed together for a decent Russian, so instead I asked if she would let me teabag her. She made the international symbol for no fuckin way, so instead I pretended I was going to pop on her tits and at the last instant pulled up so I shot her in the face. That's a little dish I like to call, Cream o' some ol' guy.

I probably wouldn't repeat or recommend, but if you like large fake cans and a reasonably accommodating attitude at low, low prices, Jade may be your gal.

[Zipper34]

Happened to be on Peachtree Industrial Blvd, and thought I would give it a shot. It was about 4:15pm today, Saturday, and the door was locked. Sign was "open", but apparently in session. As I was walking away, a buxom black chick opened the door and asked if I could come back in about 45 minutes. I passed, but may want to check it out again if in the area.

Anyone out there have any information on this place? I saw a review somewhere that mentioned incidentals. Here is a link, and the rack on the top (2) photo's looked the same as the lady that opened the door Ginormous!

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...-needs/7227187

I TOFTT and went to nukoa day spa last night. They do offer extras there but it's all more money. Don't know if they'll be in business long as they are in an area with all kinds of businesses around and LE is trying to crack down on these places in gwinnett. I only saw two black women in there but I overheard a white woman also talking in there. Good luck with this place everybody.

[Zone89]

I was in the mood for some good stuff today so drove to FIB, nothing interested me, so I decided to actually go AMP-ing today. I've been to AMPs before but, not quite a regular. Started off with Oasis as I heard a few good things about them on here and thru some friends, and they are closer to where I live. Apparently only one girl was working there earlier tonite, probably around 32, I think she said her name was Lily, but she wasn't as well endowed for my liking, however the rest of the body was smokin' hot! I passed and asked Mamasan if another girl was working who was better endowed. She told me that no one else was working tonight, and grabbed me by the arm and practically pushed me out (normal?). Quite disappointed, I drove to Aroma Therapy as I have had previous experience there.

It looked like the Mamasan there has changed. She said she would send me the best girl she had, that got little John's hopes pretty high, and in walked an older one (about 50, short and stout) , pretty pissed, I asked for another girl, someone a little younger maybe and she sent in this one woman who looked like a freakin' trannie! I have seen her walking out of rooms on my previous visits (I guess no one wants her.). With the kind of luck I was having today, I decided not to stop by Gold's.

There's still a lot left in the night. So if any of you guys want to suggest me one in the area, I would really appreciate that. I know I am not a senior member yet, but I will give you digits of a couple of SWs for returning the favor.

[Niteluvr]

TOFTT Saturday night up at Fuji Spa on roswell road North Sandy Springs. I don't know what happend or if I had some bad luck but what a terrible terrible experience.

Head over there and get greeted by I would say late 30's spinner type. She brings me back to the room and asks hour or half, I said hour and gave the. 6 she says to undress and put on towel. I do that and sit and wait on the bench. 5 minutes comes by she says they are busy and do I want sauna. I said no just the shower is fine. 5 more minutes she comes back and takes me into the shower all huffing and puffing like she is upset about something. She gives me what feels like a grudge table shower she really got in my crack to well, got the twigs and berries then dried me. She kept getting pissed at me when she was drying me because she couldn't reach me (I am 6 foot 4).

She sends me in the Sauna for a few more minutes, and I am expecting. Praying for another girl. 10 minutes later she comes back takes me to the room, grabs my towel dries me again and has me lay down. Terrible no pressure no care rub down, then has me flip over. I flip over and she has me get up off the table and says I want a rub down. WHAT? So I rub her down for a minute or two and then head between her legs. I get blocked by her legs she moved so I couldn't play. Finally I jokingly tell her to flip, she flips and again I can't touch breast, or anything else I want. I ask her WTF is up and she mumbles some crap. I am pissed now. She hands me some baby oil and nods her head toward mr unhappy. She is expecting me to do it myself! I start rubbing one out planning to blow it on her face but she moves to chairs where she sits and pouts. I walked over to the chair and she moves to the table. Seriously. I could of gotten this shit at home. She never asked what I wanted, or made any attempt to do anything. I'll never go back to that place saw a cute young spinner on the way out but no way I'll go back.

Did I go to the wrong Fuji?

The big mistake was that you should have complained at the first sign of trouble. I have no problem wrapping a towel around myself, heading into the hallway and yelling for the mamasan. That usually does the trick. Then calmly explain what happened and what you expect, I. E, a different girl, money back, etc. Whatever you do in the future, don't take that shit from any provider. It'll only encourage her to do it again to someone else.

[Big Money]

I'm a regular at this Sandy Springs Fuji and never had any problems. Always 60+100 FS regardless of the chick, and mamasan always tell the chicks to take care of me. You probably just caught this girl on a bad day. Did this K-chick have big man-mades like 36D? Or was she a small tit 32A type?

TOFTT Saturday night up at Fuji Spa on roswell road North Sandy Springs. I don't know what happend or if I had some bad luck but what a terrible terrible experience.

Head over there and get greeted by I would say late 30's spinner type. She brings me back to the room and asks hour or half, I said hour and gave the. 6 she says to undress and put on towel. I do that and sit and wait on the bench. 5 minutes comes by she says they are busy and do I want sauna. I said no just the shower is fine. 5 more minutes she comes back and takes me into the shower all huffing and puffing like she is upset about something. She gives me what feels like a grudge table shower she really got in my crack to well, got the twigs and berries then dried me. She kept getting pissed at me when she was drying me because she couldn't reach me (I am 6 foot 4).

She sends me in the Sauna for a few more minutes, and I am expecting. Praying for another girl. 10 minutes later she comes back takes me to the room, grabs my towel dries me again and has me lay down. Terrible no pressure no care rub down, then has me flip over. I flip over and she has me get up off the table and says I want a rub down. WHAT? So I rub her down for a minute or two and then head between her legs. I get blocked by her legs she moved so I couldn't play. Finally I jokingly tell her to flip, she flips and again I can't touch breast, or anything else I want. I ask her WTF is up and she mumbles some crap. I am pissed now. She hands me some baby oil and nods her head toward mr unhappy. She is expecting me to do it myself! I start rubbing one out planning to blow it on her face but she moves to chairs where she sits and pouts. I walked over to the chair and she moves to the table. Seriously. I could of gotten this shit at home. She never asked what I wanted, or made any attempt to do anything. I'll never go back to that place saw a cute young spinner on the way out but no way I'll go back.

Did I go to the wrong Fuji?

[Big Pun]

TOFTT Saturday night up at Fuji Spa on roswell road North Sandy Springs. I don't know what happend or if I had some bad luck but what a terrible terrible experience.

Head over there and get greeted by I would say late 30's spinner type. She brings me back to the room and asks hour or half, I said hour and gave the. 6 she says to undress and put on towel. I do that and sit and wait on the bench. 5 minutes comes by she says they are busy and do I want sauna. I said no just the shower is fine. 5 more minutes she comes back and takes me into the shower all huffing and puffing like she is upset about something. She gives me what feels like a grudge table shower she really got in my crack to well, got the twigs and berries then dried me. She kept getting pissed at me when she was drying me because she couldn't reach me (I am 6 foot 4).

She sends me in the Sauna for a few more minutes, and I am expecting. Praying for another girl. 10 minutes later she comes back takes me to the room, grabs my towel dries me again and has me lay down. Terrible no pressure no care rub down, then has me flip over. I flip over and she has me get up off the table and says I want a rub down. WHAT? So I rub her down for a minute or two and then head between her legs. I get blocked by her legs she moved so I couldn't play. Finally I jokingly tell her to flip, she flips and again I can't touch breast, or anything else I want. I ask her WTF is up and she mumbles some crap. I am pissed now. She hands me some baby oil and nods her head toward mr unhappy. She is expecting me to do it myself! I start rubbing one out planning to blow it on her face but she moves to chairs where she sits and pouts. I walked over to the chair and she moves to the table. Seriously. I could of gotten this shit at home. She never asked what I wanted, or made any attempt to do anything. I'll never go back to that place saw a cute young spinner on the way out but no way I'll go back.

Did I go to the wrong Fuji?

[Slippery One]

Where can we find Lisa? Pics etc?

She advertises in the therapeutic section of CL. The pics might be accurate. She's got a fairly nice figure for a woman her age, but her face definitely looks like a woman in her 50s.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...h-lisa/1571147

[Mtl Pig]

Ok, I think I will be heading down to Atlanta, January sometime.

What AMPs would you recommend? Which ones to avoid?

PM me, if you prefer.

Thanks in advance

[Humble81]

No, just the oiled up slide as described, but I wasn't trying to see if she would do more. As someone said before you needent be a conversationalist. She talks plenty by herself.

Where can we find Lisa? Pics etc?

[Moe420]

Just to mix things up for the holidays we decided to get two new Relaxation Jewels for ya.

All the way from Japan is Akika 26- standing about 5'4 with long black silky hair and a medium build. Not to skinny and not to fat. Ya know just right and of course Japanese my favorite.

And to warm your soul up we have some CoCo for ya. She is 22 very short with a hot looking Emo kind of thing going on. Super sexy and very sweet 4 sure. Anyway figured this would be a nice little Christmas gift for ya if your passing through Macon.

Happy Holidays,

Moe

[Humble81]

I'm looking for a real massage with a HE any suggestions. I'm trying to leave in the next hour or two.

[Jj3000]

No, just the oiled up slide as described, but I wasn't trying to see if she would do more. As someone said before you needent be a conversationalist. She talks plenty by herself.

Any indication she'd do more than a HJ?