Massage Parlor Reports

[Oneknot]

Stopped in to M1 this evening, and found the experience to be less than pleasing. I rang the door bell and waited for almost five minutes before the mamasan came to the window. She asked if I had been there before, and I said no first time. She let me in, had me undress then asked for money for the hour. After the exchange I was lead to the shower where pa / shampoo was waiting for me. I have to say she is a great looking girl. The shower was pretty standard except pa was wearing a sweat suit and rubber boots. Seemed a little strange. Then I mentioned about a friend recommending her, and she immediately became much more attentive. Once we were back in the room, I got a pretty good massage, then she hops up leaves and in comes mamasan. I immediately get interrogated about what I wanted, and that I better not be there to make trouble. Money was paid, in came pa in a slinky little outfit and the fun began. I have to say that she gives a great BBBJ and has quite the roaming tongue. Anyway, once we were done, pa says she is going to get a hot towel and leaves. In comes mamasan with a towel a VERY COLD towel and cleans me off, tells me to get dressed, stands around waiting while I dress, and literally pushes me out the door.

So, long of the short is hat pa / shampoo is great and gives great service. The mamasan is pushy very pushy. Would I go back? You better believe it! I am definitely going to get a bodyslide next time!

[Soulsa]

I had precisely the same experience, including a referral by Mamasan to a place on Grand River. I did not call back to inquire about getting the Heisman from Mamasan; just took my money elsewhere.

Yeah I had a passing thought of trying again, but after reading yours and Detroit Life's post I'll have to pass on the M1 experience and I definitely can't deal with being what amounts to ridicule about the black mans sexual prowess and hear I am thinking that all man are created equal and all money's green. Damn shame, but do any AA have a place comparable to M1 other than DT health where a brother can get some service in 2010. Oh yea and what Detroit Life said reminds of what that Vietnamese lady said in the Vietnam era movie.

[Kidcudi09]

Ok I got to be up front and ask. Do your "$" represent 100 dollars

Oh hell NO! Glad you asked. It was 75. The $ doesn't represent 100. There is NO massage that good.

Cudi

[Fakefirstname]

ROFLMAO! Best post ever.

My nomination for best post of the year!

[Drtsnooch]

A while back I dream't I went to M1 but only to be not let in by mama-son at the door, now in this dream I'm a 32 year old black male that looks 25 so in her defense maybe she thought I was lost or apart of the riff raff that hangs in that area, so I called and asked why wasn't I let in, as I heard so much about the place and wanted to try for myself, so she said to come back, but I wasn't in the mood for the foolishness, so my dream cont at DT heath spa and their I was met by a older asian women spinner with obvious bolt on's not really my type but since I was already deep in hunting mood I stayed and got a nice table shower and a decent massage and a HJ and a CBJ, haven't been back to M1, but I have a question has anyone AA had a dream their or not been let in the door.

I had precisely the same experience, including a referral by Mamasan to a place on Grand River. I did not call back to inquire about getting the Heisman from Mamasan; just took my money elsewhere.

[T Nickel]

Yep the have an unwritten "No Brotha" policy. But if you are persitant like me they give in but while providing service they will give you an earful. Black men are "too big" black men "take a long time" please don't tell your "friends" they can come. The service is good but you are left so uncomfortable that you don't want to go back.

Soul Brothers,"too beaucoup"

[Neilnbob]

Stopped in Friday about 2 pm, complained to Mamaasn that I got less time than I paid for last time and she said that when it's not busy she doesn't care how long I stay but when it's busy it's busy.

Yeah, right.

Paid 1. 8 for an hour with Shampoo, standard 2 pops covered with TS in between and a massage after.

Like one of the other posters I'm getting bored, it seems that Shampoo is the only girl who works there.

Any new talent out there?

[Lord Helmet]

Is she the super tiny chick with the big Bush?

Yes.

If you were to grab a mitt full, it feels more like velcro than the typical "asian silk".

[Detroit Life]

A while back I dream't I went to M1 but only to be not let in by mama-son at the door, now in this dream I'm a 32 year old black male that looks 25 so in her defense maybe she thought I was lost or apart of the riff raff that hangs in that area, so I called and asked why wasn't I let in, as I heard so much about the place and wanted to try for myself, so she said to come back, but I wasn't in the mood for the foolishness, so my dream cont at DT heath spa and their I was met by a older asian women spinner with obvious bolt on's not really my type but since I was already deep in hunting mood I stayed and got a nice table shower and a decent massage and a HJ and a CBJ, haven't been back to M1, but I have a question has anyone AA had a dream their or not been let in the door.

Yep the have an unwritten "No Brotha" policy. But if you are persitant like me they give in but while providing service they will give you an earful. Black men are "too big" black men "take a long time" please don't tell your "friends" they can come. The service is good but you are left so uncomfortable that you don't want to go back.

[Detroit Life]

I'm always in the mood for a good massage. I stumbled upon this ad while looking through the Therapeutic section of Craigslist. Made a call and was introduced to Paige. Provides massages out of a standard residential office building. 24 years old, black, long hair. 5'1" but thick in all the right places with a firm D-cup. Asked about the spots I wanted her to focus on, provided a fairly decent massages (better on the shoulders and neck). She allows some roaming of the hands, but I got the feeling based on our conversation that YMMV and she would feel more comfortable with a second visit.

When the massage was over, she asked me if I wanted a release. Paid $75 for the massages and $15 for the release. Good technique, but became lazy toward the end of making me reach "my goal". Overall about a 6. 5 out of 10. I've seen a few of the therapists from CL and BP and the average rate among the therapists I've seen is $70 (including the release).

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/2117768283.html

Stay safe!

Cudi

Ok I got to be up front and ask. Do your "$" represent 100 dollars

[Mystery Date]

Never bothered. I've been hearing for years that the Mamasan is racist, so.

A while back I dream't I went to M1 but only to be not let in by mama-son at the door, now in this dream I'm a 32 year old black male that looks 25 so in her defense maybe she thought I was lost or apart of the riff raff that hangs in that area, so I called and asked why wasn't I let in, as I heard so much about the place and wanted to try for myself, so she said to come back, but I wasn't in the mood for the foolishness, so my dream cont at DT heath spa and their I was met by a older asian women spinner with obvious bolt on's not really my type but since I was already deep in hunting mood I stayed and got a nice table shower and a decent massage and a HJ and a CBJ, haven't been back to M1, but I have a question has anyone AA had a dream their or not been let in the door.

[Virgil 97]

I dreamt that I visited the magic health spa recently an they had a new massuese named Yoyo.

She looked to be about forty and was far from a GFE experience unless your girlfriend is a bit too controlling and mechanical and then stops and complains that you are too big and wants you to finish yourself.

Not a good dream.

ROFLMAO! Best post ever.

[Kidcudi09]

I'm always in the mood for a good massage. I stumbled upon this ad while looking through the Therapeutic section of Craigslist. Made a call and was introduced to Paige. Provides massages out of a standard residential office building. 24 years old, black, long hair. 5'1" but thick in all the right places with a firm D-cup. Asked about the spots I wanted her to focus on, provided a fairly decent massages (better on the shoulders and neck). She allows some roaming of the hands, but I got the feeling based on our conversation that YMMV and she would feel more comfortable with a second visit.

When the massage was over, she asked me if I wanted a release. Paid $75 for the massages and $15 for the release. Good technique, but became lazy toward the end of making me reach "my goal". Overall about a 6. 5 out of 10. I've seen a few of the therapists from CL and BP and the average rate among the therapists I've seen is $70 (including the release).

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/2117768283.html

Stay safe!

Cudi

[Soulsa]

A while back I dream't I went to M1 but only to be not let in by mama-son at the door, now in this dream I'm a 32 year old black male that looks 25 so in her defense maybe she thought I was lost or apart of the riff raff that hangs in that area, so I called and asked why wasn't I let in, as I heard so much about the place and wanted to try for myself, so she said to come back, but I wasn't in the mood for the foolishness, so my dream cont at DT heath spa and their I was met by a older asian women spinner with obvious bolt on's not really my type but since I was already deep in hunting mood I stayed and got a nice table shower and a decent massage and a HJ and a CBJ, haven't been back to M1, but I have a question has anyone AA had a dream their or not been let in the door.

[Whosurdaddy104]

I hit DT again,"probably for the last time". I have been there 7 times and every time it is Jackie.

Although she is fun enough here and there, it is like getting the same mediocre sandwich at a sub shop. It get's old.

Is there anyone else that works there? Each time I ask, I am told yes but "not today".

Thanks.

L. H.

Is she the super tiny chick with the big Bush?