Massage Parlor Reports

**Yoni Sniffer** · 12-06-10 18:28

Has anyone been served at 537 W 31st St or 2205 W Cermak recently. They seem to be related since they advertise together on CL. I notice that their ads have changed and have a friendlier tone. I was at the 31st St location a couple of years ago and my sense was that it wasn't a customer-centered place, so I just left. I'm thinking of going back but wanted to see if anyone has recent info first.

Thanks,

YS

**Dazhiba** · 12-06-10 17:29

Originally Posted by Budd125 [View Original Post]

Took me two visits for He.

Is this the place that advertises on PB with a location of Elston?

Thanks

**Dazhiba** · 12-06-10 17:27

Originally Posted by Budd125 [View Original Post]

Tried last week, would repeat everything in report dead on.

How is it that you used this old CL listing, since CL is no longer posting these? Is there a BP listing for this place?

**Member #1498** · 12-06-10 16:36

Originally Posted by Goat Trotter [View Original Post]

Did they close Relax on Archer down? I've been out of it for a while and was surprised to see it closed.

I looked at older posts but no info on why?

Went to the place down the street. The massage and service was so-so.

Yes they had their license revoked about a month ago.

**Arodder** · 12-06-10 12:06

Originally Posted by Kda Kodiac [View Original Post]

I came across this advert on backpage.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...age60h/6385455

Since it is close to me I decided to TOFFT. I was very pleased and will repeat.

The location is in a nondescript mini-strip. Building has 4 to 6 businesses inside. I drive by once looking for it. Door bell needed to get in. Surprised at the size inside. 3 to 4 private rooms. No TS. Massage was legit (with hint. Most of the massage trigger point that really hit spots that made me jump several times.

Anna was very shy and quiet during session. For an interesting touch, after the massage she sat me up and worked my back and neck. Hot towels covered for each flip. Very soothing. After the session I was introduced to the owner that thanked me for coming. Come back you get very good massage. English very broken but was easy to communicate.

Guys, give this place a shot, you will be happy you did. Prices good too

I also went to check it out, massage was legit glad I went cuase I needed it very tight in my neck muscles she worked out the kinks descent massage and on the flip she got me exited and giggled maybe cuase I'm a newbie she wouldn't do anything I may check it out again to see if I have a better help.

**Budd125** · 12-06-10 02:11

Originally Posted by Benderedundat [View Original Post]

Found myself on the Far North Side today and took a chance on the massage place that is located at Western and Foster.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2056098887.html

Nice, clean facility located in an apt building. Safe neighborhood, easy parking. I opted for the 4 hand massage for $40. LOTS of oil. I mean Lots. They asked hard or soft, and I opted for hard. It was really just a lot of rubbing and sliding their hands all over me. I was naked on the table, and uncovered. My therapists were Daniella and Samantha. They talked to each other a lot in Spanish, while I laid there. Very friendly.

About 15 minutes on my back side, before the flip. 10 minutes of rubbing on the front side, before the options question. I chose wisely and all were satisfied with the outcome. I'd repeat if I was in the neighborhood. Samantha is in her mid 30s I suppose. Daniella is late 20s and a little heavier than I like, but she was very nice an attentive. Shower was offered, but I passed. She used a warm towel to wipe a lot of the oil off.

Tried last week, would repeat everything in report dead on.

**Budd125** · 12-06-10 01:27

Originally Posted by Tank Rodwell [View Original Post]

I have been to many AMPs on the northside and some are fun and some are less fun. Lately I have been having a really good time at seven stars on Belmont by Elston. Angela, (malaysian spinner) and I can't remember the other one's name. Both have great massage technique, plenty of teasing, like to get on the table with you, and fantastic finish skills. The taller one (the one who's name I can't remember) is very vocal. Angela always wears little skirts and has great legs. I was wondering if anyone has gotten more than HE here.

For those of you wondering about a noob with only one or two posts, pm me and I'll set you straight about my posting history.

Took me two visits for He.

**Goat Trotter** · 12-05-10 21:18

Did they close Relax on Archer down? I've been out of it for a while and was surprised to see it closed.

I looked at older posts but no info on why?

Went to the place down the street. The massage and service was so-so.

**Gopher88** · 12-05-10 20:45

Originally Posted by Nighthawk55 [View Original Post]

I hope you straightened that guy out.

I sure did straightened that guy out. Thanks

**Member #5121** · 12-04-10 20:34

Excellent. 1st post J0059.

Thank you for sharing real info. Try Golden Hands in Schaumburg, or Seventh Heaven on the Mt. Prospect board to make up for that lousy service. Cheers!

Post or PM anytime to share info.

Originally Posted by J0059 [View Original Post]

Bills herself as the 'sexiest' European. Oversold. Attractive, but modestly dressed, no touching, no 'fun' activity at all. Baby crying in the background, two dogs roaming around. Can get the same service somewhere else for much less. OK massage. Would not repeat.

**The Guy88** · 12-04-10 15:54

I figured I'd post a review for all three of this in one post.

I've been going to Ruby's for a month now and must say it is definately one of the better AMP's out there. I think I've had every girl there, but Trudee (sp?) is definately the sexiest and most accommodating (atleast for me) of them all. I never had any dissapointments here and always enjoy my visits.

I went to Senina's the day before they closed and had Vivian. She was very nice and aimed to please, but I'm not a fan of saran wrap LOL.. Senina's is now closed though.

I wanted to try something new last week and headed over to Rose Spa. I suggest staying very far away from them. I got hustled into a four hand massage thinking it'd be something amazing, but was left dissapointed. All of my gestures were laughed off and there was no teasing whatsoever. I guess they're trying to stay under the radar, but they will still happily take your money and make you think you're going to get something you want. Papasan was anxious to ask me how the massage was, but I was even more anxious to tell him how dissapointed I was then left.

I'd have to strongly recommend Ruby's as I've gotten everything I've asked for and never felt rushed or dissapointed. It really is the Ruby of the bunch.

Can anyone recommend me any lmp or white / european mp's?

**Andysutton123** · 12-04-10 04:15

Originally Posted by Nudus81 [View Original Post]

Went to see Niko for lunch today. She is definitely a GFE. Started with great conversation, massage, DFK, then BBBJ, DATY, RIM, . Outstanding experience. She could be habit forming. She enjoys what she does and talked pretty openly about it.

Also, found out the Willowbrook Nazi, is not taking new clients but will stake them via referrals from well established clients. I guess there is too much Leo. Niko also talk about how good of a manager he is and that he takes very good care of them, which is why she likes coming to Chicago.

If I had the cash, I'd go back again today!

Did you see this post in craigslist? Mind telling me where is Niko located?

**High Riser** · 12-04-10 00:21

Originally Posted by Massagedoc [View Original Post]

Anyone know if this one is still open? If it has been shut down like the rest of the LMPs on the southside I will need to look elsewhere and would love some input on where to satisfy the latina craving on the southside.

Thanks

Like Ron Santo, gone forever.

**Nighthawk55** · 12-03-10 18:56

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Vivian called me around 10:30 am today. One of her friends seen my post about giving her number out. She ask me if I new someone that could post on USA. Told her I did. She asked me if I could have them Email who said that about giveing her number out not to give it out.

I hope you straightened that guy out.

**Massagedoc** · 12-03-10 18:03

Anyone know if this one is still open? If it has been shut down like the rest of the LMPs on the southside I will need to look elsewhere and would love some input on where to satisfy the latina craving on the southside.

Thanks