Streetwalker Reports

[TheHammer]

Mongering with escorts is a very expensive addiction. Of course its a financial struggle for me too, and when a question like yours arises it makes me realize how irrational and addictive my behavior actually is. I've blown a fortune. Some kind of entitlement hangup I have. I'd be much better off taking all that money I've spent and putting it into a 401 K plan. So, I guess I need therapy, right? How much will that cost? If I had to choose between paying an escort or paying a psychologist, right now I'd choose the escort. Not a rational or beneficial choice but the choice of a monger.

SD.

After reading your post I took a good look at the money that I have spent over the years as a monger. I am 68 years old and have been mongering ever since I got my drivers license. Because of my addictive behavior, I used to pick up SW's or do incalls at least twice a week sometimes more. I lived in New York so the pickings were easy. I did the math at if I put the money that I spent into a CD with interest, I would have had quite a fortune but everybody needs a hobby.

I could have played Golf which probably cost more per month, but I would not have a guaranteed happy ending.

As far as therapy, I had a Therapist for a while who I discussed my hobby with and this guy really got off from my stories and actually encouraged me to talk about it so who really needed the therapy.

My choices as a monger are far from rational but verybody needs some recreation as dangerous as it is. Its the thrill of the hunt and catching a trophy with the element of danger.

Keep it safe and thanks for all your great posts.

Hammer

[ChillyWilly325]

I see someone hating because they haven't gotten any in a while.

Dude or girlie you just got here man so take a chill pill and go to your corner doggie.

[Member #4084]

SD, I know in the past you've pointed out that it's not just having the time, but the budget for mongering, especially with the escorts which is more expensive. So do you find that this hobby can be a financial drain as well, or is the investment in recreation totally worth it even if it makes a dent? I'm asking because I think some of us may be struggling with this, and you happen to be one of the more legit mongers on this board. Peace out.

Mongering with escorts is a very expensive addiction. Of course its a financial struggle for me too, and when a question like yours arises it makes me realize how irrational and addictive my behavior actually is. I've blown a fortune. Some kind of entitlement hangup I have. I'd be much better off taking all that money I've spent and putting it into a 401 K plan. So, I guess I need therapy, right? How much will that cost? If I had to choose between paying an escort or paying a psychologist, right now I'd choose the escort. Not a rational or beneficial choice but the choice of a monger.

[Member #4860]

SD, I know in the past you've pointed out that it's not just having the time, but the budget for mongering, especially with the escorts which is more expensive. So do you find that this hobby can be a financial drain as well, or is the investment in recreation totally worth it even if it makes a dent? I'm asking because I think some of us may be struggling with this, and you happen to be one of the more legit mongers on this board. Peace out.

I actually loved reading Calizum's report. I wish I had some more free time to cruise the streets like him late at night but lately I'm lucky if I have the time to beeline straight to an incall escort location. It also seems as if the WSW's are coming out late at night and thats why I don't see shit on my way home from work.

[Ratco2002]

I see someone hating because they haven't gotten any in a while.

[Lurker X]

Dude is a faker yeah you heard right I m calling him out make believe report listen I m not the only one like you said it same on broward we don't want make believe we want report like SD does

There's nothing fake about Calizum69, I know him personally through Toni on Pembroke and he's always been a stand up guy.

He's 100% the monger, G61

[Miami Ron]

Dude is a faker yeah you heard right I m calling him out make believe report listen I m not the only one like you said it same on broward we don't want make believe we want report like SD does

I'm on the fence on this one and I'll tell you why.

Calizum has posted quite a few photos of late which would.

Lend one to believe him but his post are embellished with a smell.

Compared to Penthouse forums. Buyer beware (caveat)

What bothered me regarding his posts and I will post an example.

Why would a 40+ year old (by your own words) post like he was a gangster from the hood?

Seeking attention, trying to impress? I'm not sure but this below is not a post from a normal 40 year old. Sorry.

Compare his old posts to the new ones and I feel you'll question

Is this guy real?

Around seven thirty today eye wuz scouting just south of FTL airport on Federal all the way down to Hallandale. I first spotted WSW Nicky around Arties bar, she iz about five feet otay body in her thirties give her a 7 on the SW scale and will give BBBJ for a couple of jacksons, got her digits as I wuz only scouting. Then I spot Kandy, around Taft street nice phat azz for a white gurl, got her digits, she is 23 and just a tad on the thick side as she wuz wearing tight azz daisy duke shorts and so tight eye could read her saying "phuck me phuck me". Than I spot Pricilla she is a nice WSW and has nice body in her thirties, looks nice for a street walker, she has no digits but showed me where she staying at. So all in all, quite alot of SW traffic in Hollywoo and I saw about four other SW I didn't approach cause I've tap that before or just too worned out, oh and I saw HLWD PD talking to three SW around that High school. Tomorow I'm going to try out some one of them. Probably the young twenty three yr ol white phat azz.

[Pensfan87]

Dude is a faker yeah you heard right I m calling him out make believe report listen I m not the only one like you said it same on broward we don't want make believe we want report like SD does

How do you know his reports are fake? Cal has always came through for me on digit exchange, I'm going to stand behind the guy and say that his reports are on the up and up! Any girl he's written about that I've been interested in he's, he's passed on their digits to me. (Ali the stripper, Erin the hot blonde, etc, etc.) Plus most of his reports are backed up by pics!

[Jsmith214]

If he's faking he probably would have found a couple better pictures. I believe it, and I was thoroughly entertained.

Oh I'm also new here, so let me introduce myself. I'm moving down to Miami in Jan and have been perusing this form after I learned about it on another forum forums. Have to say I love the up to date information.

I'll be living near South Miami and won't have a car as I live across the street from where I work so if anybody has any good incall / outcall around Dadeland mall feel free to shoot me a PM.

[ChillyWilly325]

Damn, what is it with hatin on Calizum. On here & on the Broward board. This guy has alot of good reports so what's with the criticizing?

Dude is a faker yeah you heard right I m calling him out make believe report listen I m not the only one like you said it same on broward we don't want make believe we want report like SD does

[Pensfan87]

Damn, what is it with hatin on Calizum. On here & on the Broward board. This guy has alot of good reports so what's with the criticizing?

[Member #4084]

First of all I did not even read your report this is way way too long dude get real faker read SD s report and see how he does it maybe you ll learn something oh I'm sorry you were writting for Miami Hearald.

I actually loved reading Calizum's report. I wish I had some more free time to cruise the streets like him late at night but lately I'm lucky if I have the time to beeline straight to an incall escort location. It also seems as if the WSW's are coming out late at night and thats why I don't see shit on my way home from work.

[ChillyWilly325]

Me and my monger buddy finish eating just south of county line road and NW 2nd AVE and heading to Tootsies where my buddy is going to pick a stripper after her shift as he has her meds that he tells me she will do anything for it. When we notice a blonde standing at a bus stop and its almost 2 in the morning, waiting for bus yeah right. We pull up behind her in the parking lot in my buddies convertible and ask if she needs a ride. She responds with a grin on her face and saids with the both of us and my buddy quickly responds with that he will kick me out of the car because its hose before bros and she laughs. I quickly jump into the back seat and I tell her we won't bite but maybe we poke and she laughs and she jumps in. We start it off cool as she saids she used to dance at Tootsies before it turned into superstrip club it is now. My buddy tells her he thinks he has seen her before but the face is not familiar but he recognizes beaver lip face better, she laughs again and she quickly pulls her shorts to the side. Wow my buddy almost steered of his lanes. I tell her does she remember cocks and she saids she recognizes the taste better as she gives blowjobs in the dark corners late at night and I quickly pulled mines out and tells her if mine taste familiar and she jumps in the back and goes down, my buddy gets the top on at a red light while theres two chciks and one of them looks and realizes what going on and quickly tells her girlfreind in the passnger seat and at that time all they see is the fat ass. My buddy tells them if they want to join and light turns green and they laugh and pull away. Darn too good to be true. So I shot a premature load and she is surprise as she was deep throating at the time and saids it went down her throat and wipes her face and laughs. We pull into my buddies garage and she saids she needs some help before she goes inside and we show her alot of jacksons and she saids lets get it on. I finally ask for her name inside, Reba and she is in her mid 30s and very clean as I had my fingers up her hot box while she giving me a BBBJ in the car.

Inside we started drinking and my buddy offered her the strippers meds that lite up her face and she said she is in heaven with two cocks. Dam. She even went backdoor and we just poked her everywhere and nice melons too, she has a thick southern accent and she got so fucked up she fell asleep. So me and my buddy go outside for a cigarrete and green break and played some pool and afterwards woke her by slipping my cock in her box and my buddies cock in her ass and continue fucking her as we both took the blue pill. She said she was fuckin sore and wanted fuck some more and we did. This girl can party and likes girls as we told her my buddy is going to pick up a stripper and that she is down. Well my buddy came back and with her and the stripper which didn't want her name or pictures mentioned as she know about this site, so I couldn't take any picture of her and I wouldn't want to piss her off as she is an awesum lay too.

Reba gave me her digits but she will be heading up Tuesday for Thanksgiving and cum back down to party like a rockstar after the holiday.

Goble goble.

Calizum

First of all I did not even read your report this is way way too long dude get real faker read SD s report and see how he does it maybe you ll learn something oh I'm sorry you were writting for Miami Hearald.

[Calizum69]

Me and my monger buddy finish eating just south of county line road and NW 2nd AVE and heading to Tootsies where my buddy is going to pick a stripper after her shift as he has her meds that he tells me she will do anything for it. When we notice a blonde standing at a bus stop and its almost 2 in the morning, waiting for bus yeah right. We pull up behind her in the parking lot in my buddies convertible and ask if she needs a ride. She responds with a grin on her face and saids with the both of us and my buddy quickly responds with that he will kick me out of the car because its hose before bros and she laughs. I quickly jump into the back seat and I tell her we won't bite but maybe we poke and she laughs and she jumps in. We start it off cool as she saids she used to dance at Tootsies before it turned into superstrip club it is now. My buddy tells her he thinks he has seen her before but the face is not familiar but he recognizes beaver lip face better, she laughs again and she quickly pulls her shorts to the side. Wow my buddy almost steered of his lanes. I tell her does she remember cocks and she saids she recognizes the taste better as she gives blowjobs in the dark corners late at night and I quickly pulled mines out and tells her if mine taste familiar and she jumps in the back and goes down, my buddy gets the top on at a red light while theres two chciks and one of them looks and realizes what going on and quickly tells her girlfreind in the passnger seat and at that time all they see is the fat ass. My buddy tells them if they want to join and light turns green and they laugh and pull away. Darn too good to be true. So I shot a premature load and she is surprise as she was deep throating at the time and saids it went down her throat and wipes her face and laughs. We pull into my buddies garage and she saids she needs some help before she goes inside and we show her alot of jacksons and she saids lets get it on. I finally ask for her name inside, Reba and she is in her mid 30s and very clean as I had my fingers up her hot box while she giving me a BBBJ in the car.

Inside we started drinking and my buddy offered her the strippers meds that lite up her face and she said she is in heaven with two cocks. Dam. She even went backdoor and we just poked her everywhere and nice melons too, she has a thick southern accent and she got so fucked up she fell asleep. So me and my buddy go outside for a cigarrete and green break and played some pool and afterwards woke her by slipping my cock in her box and my buddies cock in her ass and continue fucking her as we both took the blue pill. She said she was fuckin sore and wanted fuck some more and we did. This girl can party and likes girls as we told her my buddy is going to pick up a stripper and that she is down. Well my buddy came back and with her and the stripper which didn't want her name or pictures mentioned as she know about this site, so I couldn't take any picture of her and I wouldn't want to piss her off as she is an awesum lay too.

Reba gave me her digits but she will be heading up Tuesday for Thanksgiving and cum back down to party like a rockstar after the holiday.

Goble goble.

Calizum

[Lurker X]

I have gone out with the Jennifer Lurker X was talking about. She is definitly a cute spinner only bad thig is her be-friend will knock on the door if you hit it at her crib. Better to do a car date.

Take her and any of the 79th street crew to the Pink House Hotel-Notell.

3 blocks south of 79th street on the east side of 22 ave. Big Pink 2 story building, can't miss it, on the corner of 76 and 22.

Park on the side and walk in the front, nice folks.

$15=1 hour, give exact change and go have fun with no worries.

Thank me later.

Your friend, G61