BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[Steve Pope]

Listen man, we all feel your pain. I need to tell you something. She, at least, communicated eventually that she was running late. You don't realize this. This is huge. So many girls just stand you up and give you nothing. You should have realized this was a positive experience and taken it that way.

If you had just waited on her, I'll bet you would have had a dream that was unsurpassed. Don't shit on a girl that keeps you informed. We've all been there. An hour lost is nothing in this hobby. I know it's frustrating, but bear with her.

This is good provider, not a bad one. You have a lot to learn, but you'll get there.

This is common in the business. Get used to it. The fact that she texted you along the way means something. I know it's frustrating, but just hang in there. She told you that she was on the way after car trouble. She may have had car trouble or not, who cares? If you had just hung in there, you could be giving us a post in the positive escort thread. Sometimes it just works out that way. You need to understand this in spite of what others may say.

Vino is right on; her treatment is way above average when compared to how most providers treat mongers. A call back is a execption to the generally accepted behavior of leaving a monger hanging. Could have been worse.

[Lovely Bbw Lee]

Why all the discussion about her? Looking at her pics I see an average looking white girl with cottage cheese legs, a spare tire, and a john travolta chin. Quit patronizing her and let her go pole dance her way through college. At least under the black lights she would look better

Why post to talk negative about a person you have never met. Really? Just because she is not your cup of tea, doesn't mean it's ok to start talking crap.

Listen man, we all feel your pain. I need to tell you something. She, at least, communicated eventually that she was running late. You don't realize this. This is huge. So many girls just stand you up and give you nothing. You should have realized this was a positive experience and taken it that way.

If you had just waited on her, I'll bet you would have had a dream that was unsurpassed. Don't shit on a girl that keeps you informed. We've all been there. An hour lost is nothing in this hobby. I know it's frustrating, but bear with her.

This is good provider, not a bad one. You have a lot to learn, but you'll get there.

This is common in the business. Get used to it. The fact that she texted you along the way means something. I know it's frustrating, but just hang in there. She told you that she was on the way after car trouble. She may have had car trouble or not, who cares? If you had just hung in there, you could be giving us a post in the positive escort thread. Sometimes it just works out that way. You need to understand this in spite of what others may say.

Very true. +1

[Eelectri]

I second Vino's post on the matter and please! Do not. Do not put her down! As Vino stated! She kept you informed of where she was or pretended to be.

Her car trouble may have been legitimate but let me tell you, there are a bunch out there that may set up an appt with you and would never show up or call for that matter.

[Vino 7373]

So I finally grew some balls and called Ashely. She sounded cool on the phone and told me that she would be at my place in 20 mins. After 20 mins she calls me again and tells me she just got ready and running late by 20 mins. I said okay that fine. An hour passes, no call. So I texted her and told her she is "an hour late." After 15 mins or so she calls me with number withheld and tells me her car broke down by the side of 408 and she can now be at my place in "20" mins. By that time I lost interest in any form of activity with her. She just wasted 2 hours of my time. I don't care how hot she is. I told her I will call her some other time. If you guys have different experience let me know.

Thanks!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...als-22/4003658

Listen man, we all feel your pain. I need to tell you something. She, at least, communicated eventually that she was running late. You don't realize this. This is huge. So many girls just stand you up and give you nothing. You should have realized this was a positive experience and taken it that way.

If you had just waited on her, I'll bet you would have had a dream that was unsurpassed. Don't shit on a girl that keeps you informed. We've all been there. An hour lost is nothing in this hobby. I know it's frustrating, but bear with her.

This is good provider, not a bad one. You have a lot to learn, but you'll get there.

This is common in the business. Get used to it. The fact that she texted you along the way means something. I know it's frustrating, but just hang in there. She told you that she was on the way after car trouble. She may have had car trouble or not, who cares? If you had just hung in there, you could be giving us a post in the positive escort thread. Sometimes it just works out that way. You need to understand this in spite of what others may say.

[Guyexotico]

So I finally grew some balls and called Ashely. She sounded cool on the phone and told me that she would be at my place in 20 mins. After 20 mins she calls me again and tells me she just got ready and running late by 20 mins. I said okay that fine. An hour passes, no call. So I texted her and told her she is "an hour late." After 15 mins or so she calls me with number withheld and tells me her car broke down by the side of 408 and she can now be at my place in "20" mins. By that time I lost interest in any form of activity with her. She just wasted 2 hours of my time. I don't care how hot she is. I told her I will call her some other time. If you guys have different experience let me know.

Thanks!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...als-22/4003658

[Vino 7373]

Hi,

I'm a newbie. Is there a general guideline / newbie help thread that I can read over? Stuff like, how to call a provider and what to say and how to be discreet?

Thanks!

If you look at the threads page, go way down towards the bottom. There is a thread started by Orlando J called Frequently Asked Questions. A great, must read. (Whatever happended to OJ anyhow?)

You can also look up top, and right under the forum button, see again, FAQ. Those are from USASG. Go there as well; required reading. Then, you'll want to click on the homepage button up in the top left corner. You'll see a link entitled,"the 22 rules of street mongering." This is very valuable material if you pick up SW's. There's other information on that home page to read. Stuff like posting guidelines, rules of USASG, etc. You need to read these. Finally, click on the Abbreviations button at the top of the page. You will need to study these abbreviations to figure out what the hell we're talking about on here.

You also should try to make an effort to post in appropriate threads. This probably should've gone in the General thread and not the Review thread. If I could ever figure out how to quote on a post in a different thread, I'd have put your response there. Anybody know how to do that?

There you have it and welcome to the forum. We look forward to reading your reviews on the new girls that you plan to dream about. Those reviews are the quickest and best way to become accepted as one of the group. Now get busy!

[Haha99]

It is always right not to discuss on the phone that she will perform sexual acts for money and certainly not how much specific acts cost. However, after LE check (showing I.D. or pennis) , we should discuss it. This was my first time hearing that the client should give the donation, she hides it and then we can discuss the service. After the donation is in her pocket, it is impossible to request it back. She insists she must hide the donation in the bathroom first. Therefore, her request sounds like a kind of trick to upsell. I guess that she knew I would leave if she said .5 is for BJ only. Just my 2 cents.

A pretty lady or a slim lady is worth. 8 even $ for a quick FS. However, a BBW is not. Even a chobby lady is not either. But, this is not my main idea in this report. BTW, she also said .75 on her ad is not for hh FS either. It may be a hh BJ based on her facial response.

[PeterPiper52]

Alright guys, I've got more to contribute. Check this out.

Went and saw Laura the other night (there are a few, but this one is the one I'm referring to)

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ate-22/4033188

Mexican girl who claims the pictures are real. 5'5, slim. 120 lbs.

Should have done my research first because her tineye results came back and the pics were actually used on other sites.

http://www.tineye.com/search/dc4f6ca...a659aa6d662a7/

But anyways, I was on I-drive that night and was browsing through the BP ads on my phone, came across this one and decided to call, she sounded to be alright on the phone, everything went smoothly, except she insisted on asking if I had at least a certain amount of donations for her (bare in mind she said donations, not dollars) , but against my better judgement I decided to go check this one out.

So we arrived at her hotel room on I-drive, not the best looking place, but decent. The room was relatively clean and discreet, when she answered the door IMMEDIATELY I knew she was not the girl in the picture, hair was with blonde streaks, and picture about 30 lbs heavier, but she had nice boobs, so I thought I'd go in and at least see if there is any other points of interest. Her room was dark, and when I asked to turn the lights on she said she didn't want to, and I'm pretty sure I know why. Very thick, thighs were not attractive, she had a thick scent of perfume going on.

Here's where I failed and took the plunge. The little head got the best of me and I decided to go through with the service. The agreed upon time at the beginning was for the half session, I made it a point to record the starting time, and asked her to confirm a half session, to which she kept saying "don't worry about it, you'll get off" and "Don't worry about it, I'll take care of you". This should have been my red flag to bolt.

She got down to her birthday suit, and it was not pretty. She looked like she had had multiple kids before, belly had a scar, very saggy and loose, boobs where average, and she did NOT shave. Also she had a pretty noticeable odor to her down there.

CBJ was average at best, very mechanical, not much enthusiasm, did this for about a minute then said get up, to which she laid down to start the FS. About a minute into it she started to get nasty about wanting to finish, and was down right rude and insistent. She eventually finished me with a HJ while letting me pet the kitty. Left shortly after cleaning up.

Overall terrible experience, I got out of there in 10 minutes because of her rushing. Would definitely steer clear of this one.

Here is her number:

419-XXX-2205

She had very bad reviews in Tampa.

[DayCruiser]

Why all the discussion about her? Looking at her pics I see an average looking white girl with cottage cheese legs, a spare tire, and a john travolta chin. Quit patronizing her and let her go pole dance her way through college. At least under the black lights she would look better

[Hitthat]

I was always under the assumption that a "15 minute quick" was always a BJ. Isn't that what the. 5 offer was for?

[Yellow Train]

Hi,

I'm a newbie. Is there a general guideline / newbie help thread that I can read over? Stuff like, how to call a provider and what to say and how to be discreet?

Thanks!

[Ucf Guy]

Alright guys, I've got more to contribute. Check this out.

Went and saw Laura the other night (there are a few, but this one is the one I'm referring to)

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ate-22/4033188

Mexican girl who claims the pictures are real. 5'5, slim. 120 lbs.

Should have done my research first because her tineye results came back and the pics were actually used on other sites.

http://www.tineye.com/search/dc4f6ca...a659aa6d662a7/

But anyways, I was on I-drive that night and was browsing through the BP ads on my phone, came across this one and decided to call, she sounded to be alright on the phone, everything went smoothly, except she insisted on asking if I had at least a certain amount of donations for her (bare in mind she said donations, not dollars) , but against my better judgement I decided to go check this one out.

So we arrived at her hotel room on I-drive, not the best looking place, but decent. The room was relatively clean and discreet, when she answered the door IMMEDIATELY I knew she was not the girl in the picture, hair was with blonde streaks, and picture about 30 lbs heavier, but she had nice boobs, so I thought I'd go in and at least see if there is any other points of interest. Her room was dark, and when I asked to turn the lights on she said she didn't want to, and I'm pretty sure I know why. Very thick, thighs were not attractive, she had a thick scent of perfume going on.

Here's where I failed and took the plunge. The little head got the best of me and I decided to go through with the service. The agreed upon time at the beginning was for the half session, I made it a point to record the starting time, and asked her to confirm a half session, to which she kept saying "don't worry about it, you'll get off" and "Don't worry about it, I'll take care of you". This should have been my red flag to bolt.

She got down to her birthday suit, and it was not pretty. She looked like she had had multiple kids before, belly had a scar, very saggy and loose, boobs where average, and she did NOT shave. Also she had a pretty noticeable odor to her down there.

CBJ was average at best, very mechanical, not much enthusiasm, did this for about a minute then said get up, to which she laid down to start the FS. About a minute into it she started to get nasty about wanting to finish, and was down right rude and insistent. She eventually finished me with a HJ while letting me pet the kitty. Left shortly after cleaning up.

Overall terrible experience, I got out of there in 10 minutes because of her rushing. Would definitely steer clear of this one.

Here is her number:

419-XXX-2205

[Exec Talent]

A girl should NEVER discuss on the phone that she will perform sexual acts for money and certainly not how much specific acts cost.

While I believe rates should be reasonable, I find it hard to believe that you are saying that BRITTNEY is upselling in asking for $80. Either you can afford to see a girl who provides incall and advertises as an escort or you can't. Otherwise, find your girls on the street and quit your bitching.

Some of you guys who are constantly finding fault with the girls need to start looking in the mirror.

[OliverOil]

If only she had said when you called that 50 was oral only and it was 80 for FS, it would save you both the unpleasant business of the upsell. You would have made the decision before you made the trip and maybe she'd have a repeat customer.

Actually 50 for BJ is not bad, she used to advertise that she swallowed for 65. I know it's cheaper on OBT but the incall is an upgrade. I really hate the guessing game when women don't post rates and you get the "I'm not GFE or GFE is for the hour only or it's only oral but an added charge, blah, blah, blah. Don't get me started on tips!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ity-20/4012919

Her rate is low, .5 for a quick, so I called her. It was a 2 call system. However, she used another phone to call me with a private number. Fine, she may be cautious.

After the door opened, a small BBW welcame me. She is the girl in the picture. She asked for my I'd and wanted me to put donation in the bathroom first and then we can discuss the service since that is a kind of LE check. I was afraid that she would kick me out or upsell later. However, I still did it.

Then, she did upsell. .5 is for BJ only. FS is. 3 extra. She did not think she is a cheap lady. Those ladies asking for low donation are stupid. She always asked for tips. (This sounds similar to another provider)

It was a quick dream, so I did not have much time to evaluate her oral skills and then went for doggie.

I think she is talkative and friendly. If she has not played the upselling trick, she is good.

I will repeat only when she don't upsell.

[Ucf Guy]

Hi,

I was just wondering why people post fake ads on backpage?

What do they gain?

Many times they are phishing scams, or people that post ads with numbers to people they hold grudges against.