Massage Parlor Reports

[Yeahitsme13]

Has anyone been to this location? Seems to be right behind the Social Security Admin Building on West Chester Pike. I called and they said $60 plus tip. What should I bring if I decide to TOFTT?

[Victor123]

Curious if you have tried prescription (viagra, etc.) or organic versions, purely from a recreational perspective. If so, which are good, which are to be avoided. Not looking for growth or any of that nonsense, just thinking about delving into that world for kicks.

[Horsetrader]

...You can always ask if more girls are available. If they say no then politely excuse yourself and head for the door. More choices may suddenly appear.....

This is a very effective technique. I've had times where mamasan told me "only 1 girl available now" but when I started to leave as many as 3 additional girls have become available.

[Chieric]

Anyway, I have yet to simply write that I went to Fun City because of the great reporting on the place. I found Little Miss Dallas who is a take carger fireball and I just liked her style. I assume they are all the same but going to FC is like in the days of old with the AMPs. Go there on a week day when it is not busy. A great place to get your nuts drained.

Dallas is a business woman who will do what she needs to get that $$$- I can not hate on her. She stays in my mind.

Dazed, was this a long time ago? Dallas was my first appt at FC back in July / Aug timeframe, but she left FC soon after. If anyone knows where she is, I'd appreciate the info. She was a winner. And she made quite an impression on me.

[Spazen]

Hey, been to some AMPs in Philly before, but I'm looking for one where they will bring out all of the ladys and let me choose. Anyone have a recommendation? Most times the usually bring just one out and that's who you get.

Much appreciated!

Well.

You can ask for another.

You can ask for a lineup.

You can leave.

It's been tough in general to get lineups these days because with a few workers it's just not possible. Not rotating causes problems for the girls because only one or two get customers.

You can always ask if more girls are available. If they say no then politely excuse yourself and head for the door. More choices may suddenly appear. They do have a business to run and rotation is part of that business.

[Malvo37]

Hey, been to some AMPs in Philly before, but I'm looking for one where they will bring out all of the ladys and let me choose. Anyone have a recommendation? Most times the usually bring just one out and that's who you get.

Much appreciated!

[John2526]

http://us.mobile.reuters.com/article...0101118?ca=rdt

[Dazed Diplomat]

I am on TDY again in Franfurt for tonight and I posted in the Franfurt Rag. THey have some great stress release options in Europe. Why in the USA do we make such a big deal about paying to make someone make us cum? I hate that.

Anyway, I have yet to simply write that I went to Fun City because of the great reporting on the place. I found Little Miss Dallas who is a take carger fireball and I just liked her style. I assume they are all the same but going to FC is like in the days of old with the AMPs. Go there on a week day when it is not busy. A great place to get your nuts drained.

Dallas is a business woman who will do what she needs to get that $$$- I can not hate on her. She stays in my mind.

[Lovetiger]

FWIW, the parlors in Upper Bucks days' are numbered.

http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/local/the_intelligencer/the_intelligencer_news_details/article/27/2010/october/27/proposed-law-requires-special-permit-for-massage-parlors.html

[Spazen]

Maxman:

FWIW, my order, ranked high to low:

Korean, Thai, Philipino, Cambodian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Russian, Japanease (US raised, Caucasian.

The Japanease ranking may be better if raised in Japan)

[Psyche]

I called and the Mamasan said I'd have to wait about 1 1/2Hr, no problem. I ended up drawing Brandy, which was very good as she had the look I like, taller, slim and cute. No upfront $ which is good. Went to her room, disrobed then off to the shower room for a through table shower. All areas were cleaned up, then back to the room. Started with a bit of a massage, then after the flip, everything was covered, but very good technic and attitude. I would have to rate looks 9, body 9 and service 9. Well worth the fee, which was $1.6.

[Runner8]

Always Asian for me. I have never had a decent experience at a Russian or similar establishment, but the Asian places, IMHO, are generally good to great! I just wish the great Asian girls would stick around for a while. Seems like they come and go in a flash! I still need to try out the New Orange place on 5th. Any recent great experiences there?

Stay smart & safe gentleman!

Are.

I was wondering what the consensus was on the superiority or preference for one over the other. My experience of late has been pretty shitty. I know what to expect from an AMP, but the Russo / Ukrainians seem less predictable. Any thoughts?

[Cephlapod Love]

I know what to expect from an AMP, but the Russo / Ukrainians seem less predictable. Any thoughts?

I think, in years of reading these boards, that the consensus is that the Russian run establishments are more likely hit or miss than your average AMP. So yes, your impressions appear to be spot on. I both cases it is likely the ladies aren't their by their free will or are paying off an "immigration debt" of some sort. In that case, default to the ones that tend to have cultural influences that are deferential or geared to pleasing.

Oh not to say, all RMPs are bad or all AMPs are good. Far from it.

[Maxman99]

I was wondering what the consensus was on the superiority or preference for one over the other. My experience of late has been pretty shitty. I know what to expect from an AMP, but the Russo / Ukrainians seem less predictable. Any thoughts?

[Horsetrader]

When you visit the site, I get a 403.Error. . Hope that doesn't mean Fun City is down also? Any intell?

Funcityasians.com works fine. Funcityasian.com has the error. They used to both work.