Massage Parlor Reports

**Jimzieman** · 09-30-10 10:24

I'll check them out on my way to office today and report. I go through that way everyday.

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Originally Posted by Rubenme2

Agreed. Way to many new people here al of a sudden. And I'm getting too many PMs asking for details from people with low activity. Something is going on.

Thankfully my favorite places are never mentioned.

**Rubenme2** · 09-30-10 09:29

Originally Posted by F Blaster

To all the regular posters on this board, a word of warning. A lot of the recent new posters opened their accounts months, sometimes years ago. All of a sudden, they all decide to begin posting at the same time, and about the same subjects. That raises a huge red flag for me. I'll be very wary about what I post for the foreseeable future, and I would suggest that others do the same.

Agreed. Way to many new people here al of a sudden. And I'm getting too many PMs asking for details from people with low activity. Something is going on.

Thankfully my favorite places are never mentioned.

**Ghostface89** · 09-30-10 09:25

Originally Posted by Rtr111

I beg for your indulgence in this report seeing that it is my first on this board. First a little bit about my experience. I've lived in Chicago for over 60 years and have learned the streets of the north side better than any of the current group of the boys in blue. If I had little notches in my belt for all of the girls I've experienced I'd have worn out many belts.

With that as my resume let me express my concern to some of you who are ignorant of the unwritten rules of the game that we play. As with the medical profession we are to do no harm, stay safe. If you find a beautiful lady that spent a little of her time with you wonderful but some details can only hurt her if you spell them out too clearly. Those of us who have paid our dues we can read between the lines. Experience is the best teacher.

When you write a report we don't need to hear all the details of your personal experience, the reports that walk us through a dream seem to be good enough to get the picture. Too much detail is only a puff piece and most of us will skip the details anyway, I. E. You're trying to hard to impress. Forget about it.

There are several beauties that have been forced to go underground because of your LOUD mouths. Beauties like little Polish Anna from Diversey. She's a real keeper but because her reputation was headlined on this forum she went underground and will only see a handful of her respectful friends. Do you miss her. Those of you who knew her and didn't get a reconnecting call do and those of you who never met her are missing out.

There is a special lady, and she is a lady, around California up north who you may be doing great disservice to at this very moment and she may be the next to vanish. That would be a tragic.

Be careful out there.

There is one more thing that I have learned via insider information. When a certain girl gets high marks on this board, there are certain LEO who will make it a personal crusade to bag or bed (usually bed) same MT. Don't hang a target on your ATF!

**Doogie0039** · 09-30-10 09:24

Why is everyone concerned about losing their favorite providers? I understand that some girls are leaps and bounds better than others. I am guilty of trying to reconnect with a "top girl". But, everything must come to an end. We must be willing to except this and move on. Why don't you get a girlfriend, dog, or wife if you are looking for companionship. Stop complaining about losing a good thing.

**John Smith82** · 09-30-10 02:46

I just had a massage there last monday! Massage was great! Beautiful Asian girl massaged me. I think I saw like 4 girls working there. All mix asians. My opinion? worth a visit.

Originally Posted by Chi City

Would love any info on this one, quite a drive for me but will TOFTT and report. PLEASE let me know if I'm wasting my time before I head all the way down there!!

Thanks Fellas

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/1976724967.html

or

relaxasianspa.com

**Jimzieman** · 09-30-10 01:24

Finally found a EMP place that was good. Went to Tatiana's on Milwaukee ave north of irving park. She was good and knew how to make somebody happy. Had a good ts. I forgot her name (angel or something.) but she was the shorter and slimmer and the angry one. She said her boyfriend calls her hitler and she was talking all the time.

Place was little expensive $60 for msg and $30 for ts + usual tip though but all girls out there were so pretty. It's midnight but I am still happy thinking about it.

She asked me to also try the other girls next time I go there.

**Member #3971** · 09-30-10 00:22

i just got flamed by pm from a non english speaker about someone special.

i'm no pied piper, but let's try to leave touhy and cali posts out of the mix for a bit. anyone else agree?

**Beefshakes** · 09-30-10 00:15

Confused. Maybe now was a bad time to think about contributing given the recent posts. It was a good summer, had a good share of events. Felt like finally giving back to a place that's kept me out of trouble. Either way I agree, I'll be keeping to myself until things quiet down around here.

**High Riser** · 09-30-10 00:13

Originally Posted by F Blaster

To all the regular posters on this board, a word of warning. A lot of the recent new posters opened their accounts months, sometimes years ago. All of a sudden, they all decide to begin posting at the same time, and about the same subjects. That raises a huge red flag for me. I'll be very wary about what I post for the foreseeable future, and I would suggest that others do the same.

Good Advice from a respected senior member. Thank you F blaster.

**F Blaster** · 09-29-10 23:25

To all the regular posters on this board, a word of warning. A lot of the recent new posters opened their accounts months, sometimes years ago. All of a sudden, they all decide to begin posting at the same time, and about the same subjects. That raises a huge red flag for me. I'll be very wary about what I post for the foreseeable future, and I would suggest that others do the same.

**Jimzieman** · 09-29-10 19:52

I am new and I generally prefer LMP's as they are mostly fs. With EMPs I cannot get enough courage to even ask. I took an appointment for noon today at this place on touhy and cali. On the phone it sounded like a Chinese lady. I asked for a european girl and she said ok.

When I went there I saw a sign on the door saying "available for rent". The place looks shady. I saw a a cops van parked right outside so didn't have the courage to even go near. I went there later just to check it out (not for massage) and knocked on the door couple of times but nobody opened the door. Not sure if I 'll go there again.

If anybody has any experience, please let all know. I would love to see a good emp who does more than just msg.

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Originally Posted by Ceol1234

Hey,

IMO it is a weird name switch. Tiffany (red haired I think she is from Slovakia or the Czech Republic maybe) is now Victoria, and Victoria (aka Sabrina initially) blonde-haired from Poland, told me quite some time ago that she is out of the business. I check in with her every so often and the story is still the same. She's going to school and she found Jesus and done (for now I think.)

There is no coffee shop or awesome taquerias nearby, instead there's a bunch of orthodox Jewish synagogues just down the street. Not really the same.

Over and out

**Rtr111** · 09-29-10 19:29

I beg for your indulgence in this report seeing that it is my first on this board. First a little bit about my experience. I've lived in Chicago for over 60 years and have learned the streets of the north side better than any of the current group of the boys in blue. If I had little notches in my belt for all of the girls I've experienced I'd have worn out many belts.

With that as my resume let me express my concern to some of you who are ignorant of the unwritten rules of the game that we play. As with the medical profession we are to do no harm, stay safe. If you find a beautiful lady that spent a little of her time with you wonderful but some details can only hurt her if you spell them out too clearly. Those of us who have paid our dues we can read between the lines. Experience is the best teacher.

When you write a report we don't need to hear all the details of your personal experience, the reports that walk us through a dream seem to be good enough to get the picture. Too much detail is only a puff piece and most of us will skip the details anyway, I. E. You're trying to hard to impress. Forget about it.

There are several beauties that have been forced to go underground because of your LOUD mouths. Beauties like little Polish Anna from Diversey. She's a real keeper but because her reputation was headlined on this forum she went underground and will only see a handful of her respectful friends. Do you miss her. Those of you who knew her and didn't get a reconnecting call do and those of you who never met her are missing out.

There is a special lady, and she is a lady, around California up north who you may be doing great disservice to at this very moment and she may be the next to vanish. That would be a tragic.

Be careful out there.

**Cakelover** · 09-29-10 17:13

Originally Posted by Chi City

Many mentions of this place on the skokie board, been planning on checking it out soon.

I will report.

Hey just wondering where this place is at, lifetime spa in Skokie? Cant find it anywhere in the listings? Just a fellow hobbyist new on this site! ANY info would be appreciated!

Thanks

**Beefshakes** · 09-29-10 16:00

Hey all. This is my first post, but I've been reading up for a few years. Not new to the hobby. Got 2 reports for you guys.

Last week called up a new one near law and kim, an apartment just off the main street. Woman who answered the phone sounded VERY similar to the one working out west on diversey. I assume that place is empty yet again. Made appt, young latina came out, probably 25ish, very pretty to me. Soft voice, no accent, curvy, but not at all too much, maybe 5-5. Quoted at. 6. Good massage, a bit of teasing. Same pricing set up as other LMPs. Went for the 1st one. Evenly paced, no rushing, lots of attention in the good spots. Would repeat, very pleasant girl.

SO. Seems everyone is curious about this place on Cali touhy. Decided to go. Unmarked storefront, you'd never know unless you knew the addr. Requested that one who's been getting attention lately. Asian girl was there, didn't get a good look at her. Didn't go to Bella enough to see everyone, but ehh. $60 there too. Very strong massage, almost painful but its a nice change. Things picked up nicely as time went on, great attention to detail. Topside was awesome, no rush, real skills here guys. Haven't had it like that in a while. Almost enough to make me not curious. She's quiet, heavy accent. Highly recommended.

I'll keep the posts coming.

**Nighthawk55** · 09-29-10 15:20

Had an interesting chat with an experienced provider recently. She said the biggest LE risk at a spa comes from the customers. Guys who feel they were cheated and don't get enough service for what they pay for fight back by calling the cops.

She said they can almost predict it and the other girls at the spa work hard to insure fair service is rendered. Although some hard headed providers don't learn.

This is lame. I don't care how much you feel cheated, never call the cops on a girl. Ever. You will just, most likely, ruin another mongers day.