Positive Escort Reviews

[Timeforgames32]

Some days I really feel sorry for guys who hate women yet need them to satisfy their physical urges. Then, I remember just what assholes and jerks these guys are and I write posts like this one.

There are women who advertise on this site whose ethics and class put "normal" women to shame. I certainly have been with women who looked better than their pictures as have several others who post here.

If this is your idea of a contribtution maybe you should just keep lurking.

Upon review and reflection, post came out way more harsh then intended.

Public flogging accepted.

[BankShot]

Andrea always promotes herself as being very classy. But yet, she uses a couch to entertain her clients? You mean to tell me that you see client after client on a couch? No wonder she doesn't smile. She knows how grubby those seat covers have got to be after numerous dreams!

For pete's sake, Andrea. You charge two Uncle Ben's per hour. Get your handlers to buy you a real bed and some sheets. I mean using a couch is, how shall we say, totally disgusting.

At her Goldenrod location, Angel changed her bedsheets after every single dream. This is how it should be. I mean, c'mon now.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-20/2722735

She smiles at me. YMMV I guess. I hate that friggin couch too. I finally told her and she said she is getting rid of it.

[Exec Talent]

As a mainly lurker on this site and watching ads on backpage and craiglist when it was still in full action. Andrea has been on my todo list. Also wish she would smile more.

Yes I know. More action (actual reporting of useful info) less talk, would give me more street cred.

As far as GFE and truth in advertising. These providers screw people for a living. What makes us think they would be truthful with their pictures or any other thing.

That gives a reason for the existance for this forum.

Some days I really feel sorry for guys who hate women yet need them to satisfy their physical urges. Then, I remember just what assholes and jerks these guys are and I write posts like this one.

There are women who advertise on this site whose ethics and class put "normal" women to shame. I certainly have been with women who looked better than their pictures as have several others who post here.

If this is your idea of a contribtution maybe you should just keep lurking.

[Jenna Divyne]

Andrea always promotes herself as being very classy. But yet, she uses a couch to entertain her clients? You mean to tell me that you see client after client on a couch? No wonder she doesn't smile. She knows how grubby those seat covers have got to be after numerous dreams!

For pete's sake, Andrea. You charge two Uncle Ben's per hour. Get your handlers to buy you a real bed and some sheets. I mean using a couch is, how shall we say, totally disgusting.

At her Goldenrod location, Angel changed her bedsheets after every single dream. This is how it should be. I mean, c'mon now.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-20/2722735

At my Michigan and Orange incall, I had a plastic cover on the mattress, and washed the comforter after EVERY dream.

I did have a client tell me that his dream with Andrea was on the floor. SMDH!!

[Vino 7373]

Had a great time with Andrea. What a package she is! My first reaction was vow! She has just the right proportion of 'everything' for her size. Safe incall location; everything done safe (that's my preference too).
I do have 2 suggestions: 1) She could smile a bit more; maybe she will open up on follow-up visits and 2) moving out of the couch to a 'bed' would add a more personal touch. Overall, I was quite satisfied and will repeat.

For pics and info: www.fantasiesbyandrea.com

Andrea always promotes herself as being very classy. But yet, she uses a couch to entertain her clients? You mean to tell me that you see client after client on a couch? No wonder she doesn't smile. She knows how grubby those seat covers have got to be after numerous dreams!

For pete's sake, Andrea. You charge two Uncle Ben's per hour. Get your handlers to buy you a real bed and some sheets. I mean using a couch is, how shall we say, totally disgusting.

At her Goldenrod location, Angel changed her bedsheets after every single dream. This is how it should be. I mean, c'mon now.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-20/2722735

[Seminole John]

I know she's been reviewed before but I just had to throw my 2 cents in. I finally got the oportunity to meet Helen of helenluvsgfe. All I can say is wow. To my taste, Helen has the perfect female body, athletic while still feminine, not muscular or manly at all. Beautiful face and a great attitude to go with it. She's now up there with Katie (katieluvsgfe) on my list of ATF's. If you get the opportunity, see this woman. Nothing else need be said.

[Seminole John]

Dont be too hard on him Matt. May be case to each his own. I've seen Andrea before and she is far from the worst provider around here, not that you called her that. She is after all very cute. And when I saw her she did everything I asked. She doesn't use fake pics and she doesn't steal. Unfortunately she just has the persnality and shows the enthusiasm of a blow up doll. For some guys that may not be a problem.

What? This girl has had a TON of negative reviews by members here, I can't remember one even being just so-so.

Maybe time for a new review

[Marine Matt]

Had a great time with Andrea. What a package she is! My first reaction was vow! She has just the right proportion of 'everything' for her size. Safe incall location; everything done safe (that's my preference too).
I do have 2 suggestions: 1) She could smile a bit more; maybe she will open up on follow-up visits and 2) moving out of the couch to a 'bed' would add a more personal touch. Overall, I was quite satisfied and will repeat.

For pics and info: www.fantasiesbyandrea.com

What? This girl has had a TON of negative reviews by members here, I can't remember one even being just so-so.

Maybe time for a new review

[Timeforgames32]

As a mainly lurker on this site and watching ads on backpage and craiglist when it was still in full action. Andrea has been on my todo list. Also wish she would smile more.

Yes I know. More action (actual reporting of useful info) less talk, would give me more street cred.

As far as GFE and truth in advertising. These providers screw people for a living. What makes us think they would be truthful with their pictures or any other thing.

That gives a reason for the existance for this forum.

[OliverOil]

Met her for the after work special and had a good time. Pics are accurate, great legs, tall blond. Not quite GFE, but close. Easy to book, great attitude, she was available in 20 mins. Incall down by sea world. Gave me a nice back rub as a warm up. $ for half. Not sure I'd repeat but it was a good time.

[Wood Jablomi]

Had a great time with Andrea. What a package she is! My first reaction was vow! She has just the right proportion of 'everything' for her size. Safe incall location; everything done safe (that's my preference too).
I do have 2 suggestions: 1) She could smile a bit more; maybe she will open up on follow-up visits and 2) moving out of the couch to a 'bed' would add a more personal touch. Overall, I was quite satisfied and will repeat.

For pics and info: www.fantasiesbyandrea.com

[GabriellaDulce]

I am a very happy man right now. I just got back from a fabulous dream with the lovely Miss Gabby. I wanted to take advantage of her birthday special and I did. I got my special with all time granted.

Let me start by saying this: Gabby is an absolutely adorable girl. Beautiful, gorgeous eyes, full, pouty lips, and a body that most women can only dream of. Her luscious hair is long, thick, and smells wonderful. She looks and smells exactly as a young woman is supposed to.

She doesn't just get by on her looks, though. The performance and enthusiasm shown by this lovely lady was incredible. You know how many girls say they love their job. Gabby truly does. I mean she never stopped smiling, giggling, and laughing throughout the entire dream. What a turn-on it is to look up into that angelic face with the biggest smile you've ever seen!

She has very special moves that will put you into sheer ecstasy. I mean it was a truly unique, never-before experience for me. I will say it now, she's my new ATF.

Her personality is so special. The girl is effervescent, sweet, intelligent, surprising, and unique, all rolled up into one. She loves to talk and I loved talking to her. What an enjoyable hour I spent with her today!

Anybody that has a problem with this girl needs to look into the mirror. It ain't her, it's you. Maybe I just caught her on her best day but I doubt it. I think Gabby is the Real Deal and then some.

She does have the saliva rule thing, but it's cool with me. Trusted members just PM me and I'll fill you in on the details.

Guys, you owe it to yourself to run, not walk over, and take Gabby up on her Birthday special if you can! Not to say that any of her gift rates are too much. This one was really special to me and I believe she'll be for you too.

I PM'd her and made my appt through my PM. So, she did know who I was. Maybe she brought out her A+ game especially for me, but I doubt it. I think I got the real Gabby and I loved it!!!

Gabby would like for you to contact her the same way I did. Simply PM her and give her your digits, then you can call her up to make the appt. That way, she has your PM and knows who you are. You'll be able to avoid the screening process and see her quicker. She'll also feel more comfortable with you from the start.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-hr-21/3069644

Thank You for this beautiful review.

It brightens my day when I can brighten yours!

[QuestioningOne]

It is deceptive advertising. I find virtually all ads are.

The thing is trying to get a universal definition of GFE. The girls would have to accept the def and not be deceptive. This would be impossible.

BUT, My definition of GFE MUST include actual fornication at the least, I think dfk should be included,, some fondling and playing with bodies, good attitude. I personally want DATY include but I do accept that that is not always on the menu.

Problem is so many girls ad for GFE and do not have anything on the menu cept bad attitudes and CBJ. So the whole thing goes to hell. And they won't talk it about prior to the event supposedly cause they are protecting themselves from LEO. I know when I buty a car. No matter what the ad says I ask the salesperson if it has an engine and wheels.

Opinions? Definitions of GFE, etc.

I agree with the Goddess that Steve was way out of line. Jenna was just looking out for us with some intel.

Another point is that Gabby advertises as the "ultimate GFE" and in both reviews on her, it is clear that she is not even close to being GFE.

It is my opinion that some ladies advertise being GFE when they are not because they want to get customers that they would not ordinarily get to see them. I would guess that they figure that can get the guy to over look the lack of a GFE menu by showing them a good time in other ways. I call it deceptive advertising.

[Otwist]

That was completely out of line!

Gabby may be a fine lady but in previous posts has stated herself that someone else posts for her and then told Jenna something different.

I agree with the Goddess that Steve was way out of line. Jenna was just looking out for us with some intel.

Another point is that Gabby advertises as the "ultimate GFE" and in both reviews on her, it is clear that she is not even close to being GFE.

It is my opinion that some ladies advertise being GFE when they are not because they want to get customers that they would not ordinarily get to see them. I would guess that they figure that can get the guy to over look the lack of a GFE menu by showing them a good time in other ways. I call it deceptive advertising.

[Goddess]

God forbid that a happy Vino compliments a nice girl for a great time her had with her. As Jenna says "I don't have a problem with Gabriella". Are you kidding me? Vino's happy, Gabby's happy and Jenna seems to have a real problem with it. Jenna basically calls Vino a liar. Jenna girl you come off as a meddling, overweight, jealous and petty bitath.

Just saying

That was completely out of line!

Gabby may be a fine lady but in previous posts has stated herself that someone else posts for her and then told Jenna something different.