Massage Parlor Reports

**Ghostface89** · 09-08-10 22:07

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

Imagine being driven around to your favorite AMP with the safety of security, the six figure salary and other perks ain't bad either. If there's a viable candidate out there, please throw your hat in the race and exercise a little home rule once elected. You'll get my vote. Hell, this is Chicago. You'll get all of my votes.

If self-confessed massage lover Scott Lee Cohen doesn't win the race for governor he can run for mayor in Chicago. Likewise, Tony Peraica would be a good choice as he owns the building that houses Xindy on Archer (check out the big Peraica sign painted on the east side of building.)

**Ghostface89** · 09-08-10 22:02

I just drove by China Spa on Archer and saw it was dark. A big day-glow sticker is plastered on the front door reading "Revoked" compliments of "Richard M. Daley, Mayor of Chicago."

**Dr Black Cock** · 09-08-10 21:03

New life is legit...my first strike ever. Never been to a legit place. I mean the russia chick actually covered me up in the ts. Being covered sucks. Graze me, mistakenly touch me, do anything but completely avoid all contact at or near my mans & em. I mean are you serious that you don't massage my glutes. Damn, great massage but damn. Look mongers I know I may be in the wrong forum, and I don't have alot of reports, but can anyone give me a spot off of the red or purple line that will give a wonderful uncovered deep tissue massage with some teasing. Can't affor the full menu right now but oh how I love my uncovered massages.

**Raoul Duke** · 09-08-10 20:34

Imagine being driven to your favorite AMP with an entourage of security. The six figure salary and other perks ain't bad either. If there's a viable candidate out there, please throw your hat in the race and exercise a little home rule once elected. You'll get my vote. Hell, this is Chicago. You'll get all of my votes.

**Chamber** · 09-08-10 15:05

Thanks to Mr Mister and everyone else who recommended Q and Q (quick and quiet) spa. I actually had an excellent massage from Ellie (better than I've gotten from more "upscale" establishments). She was very friendly and didn't rush at all. I will definitely check them out again.

**Gfxchi** · 09-08-10 12:16

Has anyone ever gotten an actual haircut at one of the CT AMPs? The barber I normally go to in the loop has moved on, so I don't have a preference any more. Any place with a semi-attractive woman cutting my hair would do (with a follow-up massage of course!)

I have a few ideas of where I would go, but first would like to know if any of you have tried this.

Thanks

**Illinoisdesi** · 09-07-10 13:31

Had separate sessions with two latina ladies - Cindy and Kathy/Cathy - at Tropical on Western.

Cindy is quite good looking. Almost as good looking as Melissa (the one who does not provide extras) of Bellas. She is young (early 20s) and has a B/C cup. Kathy is taller, probably in her late 20s or early 30s, also a B/C cup and okay looking.

Cindy's massage is weak and inexperienced whereas Kathy's
is firmer and very experienced.

Both provide HJ, topless and nude at the 50+50+50 rate, which is in addition to the door fee of $60.

Cindy told me that if I bought supplies next time, more can be had for more money.

I may repeat with Cindy, but not with Kathy. Tropical is too costly.

**Al Melrose** · 09-04-10 01:09

Originally Posted by Lost79

I was wondering any of you guys have a recommendation for a good cheap legit massage on the south side. Was looking for something around 95th and Pulaski. I appreciate any suggestion.

If you are looking for a cheap legit massage, I think you look for info somewhere else.

**Lost79** · 09-03-10 16:25

I was wondering any of you guys have a recommendation for a good cheap legit massage on the south side. Was looking for something around 95th and Pulaski. I appreciate any suggestion.

**Pink Freud** · 09-03-10 13:43

Went to Zeus on Wednesday. I know a lot of people have struck out there or don't like the girls but this was my second time, told them I'd been there before. Got an older (30-something maybe) decent looking latina with an eyebrow piercing. Took the 60 minutes for .60, table shower before where she skillfully avoided any contact with my guy. Massage was next, very very strong but good. On the flip, again no contact where I wanted it. Ten minutes before the hour was up, she stopped and asked if I was good. I inquired about extras and was rebuffed but kept at it, offered .40, told her it was my birthday. She asked if I was leo, I told her no and showed her my I.D. and she got to it. Decent hand release with under the shirt, under the bra and outside of pants roaming. Again, I didn't catch her name but I might make a return and see if I can get her again.

**Brandonkelly** · 09-03-10 00:37

Had to go back to the 4 hands as mentioned on Craigslist to see Samantha. Short on funds so took the 2hands for .30. Was obviously ready to roll through most of the massage so she grabbed me halfway through and started t-bagging and pumping away. She said it would help me relax to enjoy the massage, and indeed it did. Great Tbag/HR. Got round two at the end as well, so alls well that ends well. Again donation was not mentioned until all dressed up, left .40 for two shots.

**Mishima** · 09-02-10 22:01

Hey,

I jusk back from Boston. PM me if you are going to Boston.
I knew a outcall, individual asian massage provider.

I read some 4 hands reports and wanna try it. Found it located at Irv & Cen not at Fos & Cali. Before 3pm, there is a 4 hands special for .5.

I was there at 5pm. Two call system, a girl let me into a latino apartment at 2nd fl. Room is clean with cool AC. They use sheet on the massage table instead of paper sheet. There are two rooms in this unit. I didnt see the other girl.

My provider, Jxsmxxe is a tall, 28 yrs latino with B+ tits. She gave a bad massage, more like touch. I asked her how long have she been working there? She said one month.

After 25 mins on my back, she used a really small hot towel to wipe oil out.
Then, to the flip. She spent another 5 mins on my body, then start to show her menu. .5 for HE, .8 for CBJ no DATY, and $$ for FS. She is hot, nice.

I took a shower before I left. Parking is easy. I wont repeat cause I need a good massage.

**Jaxxonmontana** · 09-02-10 15:07

Hello,

I am brand new to these forums and have the "day off" tomorrow, and am thinking about going to a masseuse for a little "release." With so many ads on CL, I have NO IDEA who to trust (if anyone). Can anyone PLEASE recommend someone good/hot that's not too expensive?

Thanks!

**Chimonger** · 09-02-10 08:43

The worst!! Agreed I can't believe they are in business!

Originally Posted by Pussy Prowler

I don't see why anyone would go here. I wrote about a similar experience before, it only gets business because of the late hours and location. I've never been there during the day but the massage I got there was so bad I nearly called them the next day to complain to the manager! Plus the short old asian woman that gave me the massage had some serious man hands. I don't recall ever seeing a positive review on this place so it's amazing that they stay in business, the old asian lady I saw defineatly does not enjoy her job and the massage was one of the worst I've ever received!

**Fork Please** · 09-02-10 00:49

Oxiclean the spots,
A most fuckedup massage,
oldhand on my cocks.

...sorry

Originally Posted by Chimonger

What a joke. I decided to go there tonight at 1am as they were one of the few places open this late and it was close to my place. They advertise on CL all the time. It's on Superior off Wells. So if a place is open late is it pretty much a HJ shack. I was actually in need of a massage to get the kinks out and so decided to take my chances here. $80 for an hour. The women was older, rushed me in and was taking calls while giving me the massage. Half ass massage on back and told me to turn after 10 minutes. Asked if I wanted a hand release at this point I knew I was getting a massage as she let someone else in and put them in a room so I knew she was in a rush to get me out. I said sure why not and she went at it. No touching and fully clothe. 10 minutes later. I'm done and I ask to take a shower and told her that was ridiculously short. She didn't speak english and rushed me into the shower. She was the only one there and taking appts while I was there. It was such a joke. On top of that she brings me a towel that has brown spots all over it. I was so disgusted, I wiped dry with my shirt and left half wet. This place is a joke and pricey at 80/hr which is really 30 mins. Avoid at all costs!