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08-26-10 04:37 #6961
Asian AMP in Wheaton
So I had to be in Chicago and after hearing that the asian AMPs there are much better than in Milwaukee I looked up several listings on BP under Body Rubs. There were a few private providers that intrigued me so I tried them first but got only answering machines with no return phone call. So I stopped at the nearest asian AMP which happened to be at 616 Childs St. In Wheaton.
The short version is DON'T GO. A waste of time and money. The details are below. Where are the good AMPs I keep reading about?
When I arrived the door was locked with a door bell. A good sign that it may not be completely legit, right? The woman who answered the door was about 6 feet tall (unusual) but well proportioned and I thought "not bad". She appeared to be the only one there. 60 min with table shower was $85. Table shower is usually a good sign because they use that to judge your reaction and weed out LE. No cover drape on the table, another good sign. I got undressed and waited for her to pick me up for the shower.
She came in carrying the covering sheet and acted flustered that I was sitting there nude. She told me to lay face down and when I asked about the shower she said "afterwards to clean off the oil. " OK, weird but makes sense I guess. When I lay down she covered me with the sheet. I asked if it was necessary and she said just for a few minutes. OK, well I can be flexible.
She then started pressing all over on top of the sheet. I hate that cause I like the feeling of skin. When that was done she pulled the sheet down to the top of my butt and started with the oil. A reasonably good job but when I used my hands to pull the sheet down a little she kept pulling it back up. WTF? She eventually undraped one leg at a time, but was always careful to keep the butt crack covered. This really ticks me off, like they have never seen a male butt before.
On the flip I managed to get the sheet only covering my cock, and she came close but was very careful not to bump it. I got hard once but she was being so careful it was hard to maintain it. Once when I opened my eyes she asked "What are you looking at? " Sorry? I have to keep my eyes closed too?
Last chance. The shower. She was very insistent that I cover myself with a towel for the walk to the shower. Like I said we were the only people there, but a shower is a shower right? NO, she covered the butt and then the groin with a wet towel during the shower. When I said she acted like she had never seen a cock before she said "I have seen my husbands, sorry. " Such a straight line, but I resisted the obvious.
In the end as I was leaving she specifically asked for a tip. Again I resisted saying "do I LOOK happy? " Not the best massage, only minor opportunity to flash which was not appreciated and NO HE. I'm putting this on my list of don't bother.
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08-25-10 23:47 #6960
Found myself RELAXing at a certain AMP. FIrst time I had been to this joint, but was in the mood for an exploration mission. I drew the name Cindy. Small petite I'd rate a 6, and I'm picky. Her face is easily forgettable. Massage was fantastic! very thorough full body that got every bit of 60 minutes. (which by the way was .6). On flip front side was massaged and I recieved a hand gesture which I returned with a wink, no negotiation, .4 got the job done. HE could have been better, but I was satisfied with massage alone so I was still happy as a pig in poo!
Gonna try to get out somewhere else next week. Will post results!
Sal
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08-25-10 22:55 #6959
By the way!
I forgot to mention, i did return for a second visit in which Sophia and I negotiated based on my last terrible experience. .55 for the half hour in which she once again called in Heaven Jones who rushed me out because of my negotiation techniques. I don't like Sophia very much. Because we negotiated so low, while Heaven Jones was massaging me my cell phone began roaming and Sophia actually moved back, totally opposite from my last visit. Will I return, probably not, but hey these were my first two visits. Based on the reports here i may go back and see the other Lady.
Originally Posted by Carb
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08-25-10 22:41 #6958
I was a newcomer!
My first AMP experience was at this place. 1.35 for the half hour with Billie Jean. Sophia (whom I am not refering) had to call Haven Jones in because Billie Jean was taking too long to finish the massage. After reading the reports on here though I feel as if I was outwitted, over charged, and overall unsatisfied with my first time AMP experience.
Originally Posted by Carb
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08-25-10 22:29 #6957
Have you been here!
I said nothing about prostitution, what's that, a new soft drink or something? No one is on here for prostitution, I was simply looking for a great tantric massage, which they advertise on CL. Have you been here before?
Originally Posted by Dr Black Cock
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08-25-10 18:59 #6956http://www.yelp.com/biz/elegant-beau...otic%20massage Originally Posted by Carb
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08-25-10 16:59 #6955
Personal Shaving
Long time lurker. First time poster. Long time mongerer as well. Around long enough to remember Lyons, Cicero, Manneheim Road in their heydays, then the great fashion shows of the 90s, and the AMPs when they actually gave you a table shower as part of the deal. Originally Posted by Falken
I have been using Ivy at TLC on Wallace in Bridgeport for my personal shaving for a couple of years now. Yeah, don't hate on me because I manscape. I play a lot in the swinger world and its my experience the girls like it all clean now.
Anyway, as discussed often on this board, Ivy is a legit therapist. Tim the owner does not allow stuff in his spa. It is a very clean enviroment. She uses a new blade on me everytime, and I get a massage afterwards from her. They are slow right now, so nows a good time to get in there if you need it done. Her prices are very very reasonable compared to other places I have been.
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08-25-10 14:07 #6954Type elegant massage Chicago into Google. Seriously. Originally Posted by Carb
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08-25-10 14:06 #6953
Sent you a PM
With the address. It is a few blocks west of the main chinatown drag. Originally Posted by Carb
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08-25-10 11:35 #6952
Elegant location
I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information. Thanks!
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08-25-10 11:15 #6951
Thanks F
Good for you man. She used to be extremely convenient for me, but now i guess not. Lucky for me she does outcall.
Originally Posted by F Blaster
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08-25-10 10:29 #6950
Regarding pm's
Ok, I've been bombarded with pm's asking about Tiffany. I believe her new place doesn't want a lot of publicity (given the setup). I posted just to let her longtime fans know she's still around.
I will provide detailed location and contact info to TRUSTED seniors. Regular members will not get a response unless they have an extraordinary reporting history. Those with few posts shouldn't bother. Sorry, but that's the way it is.
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08-25-10 00:08 #6949
Tiffany
The first time I went to this place, there were two girls there - Molly and Tiffany. I wanted Tiffany, but she said she had an appointment coming, so I got Molly. 30's, blonde, cute, nice body with a few extra pounds. Offered nude hj for .8, which I passed on, then offered hj for .6. I countered with .4, and she quickly agreed. Decent finish, good massage, nice time, but nothing spectacular. I'd been having fantastic experiences lately, and this was not up to those standards.
I wondered if Tiffany was THE Tiffany that many had raved about. After getting confirmation that it is her, I went back the next week, specifically asking for Tiffany. Again, two girls - Tiffany and a 30 something Chinese woman.
I asked Tiffany for a firm massage, and boy, did she deliver! I was amazed at how strong her hands were. Her massage went from very deep and soothing to extremely light and sensual in an instant. Fantastic technique. I'd visit her even if she was strictly legit.
On the flip, she massaged me for a while and then went straight to work without negotiating or batting an eye. I asked her to remove her top, as I wanted a peek at those infamous tits. They did not disappoint. She took off her blouse to reveal that she was wearing a black sports bra. Seeing her take the bra off and put it back on afterwards with her back to me both times were two of the sexiest moments I've ever witnessed.
She was into making sure the hr was a good one. She looked me in the eye the entire time. After the finish, she cleaned me up with hot towels. I gave her a standard tip which she accepted without bothering to count it. I LOVE THAT!
If I had more funds available, I'd see her several times a week. Trying to get to her old place was a hassle. Now she couldn't be in a more convenient location for me. Right now is the best time in a long time at MP's, and I think it's about to get better.
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08-24-10 22:27 #6948
Contribution
In light of all the recent complaints about newbies not contributing enough to the board, I decided to add an update. For those that remember, or look, you'll see I had a hand in the discovery of one of our recent favorites that is now hard to find (appreciate any help with that one).
Three reasons I haven't posted much since then: 1. I was called out for it by the above mentioned favorite for all of the attention I directed at her, hence her fear of being targeted by our finest friends. She was really nice about it though, and showed me she wasn't still that mad at me. Damn I'd like to see her again. 2. Paranoia, especially with all the recent chatter 3. I haven't been getting out there much lately, and I simply don't have much to report.
So I'll throw what little I've got out there for everyone, hope it helps.
First of all, I haven't gotten any further than BBBJ or Nude HR anywhere yet but I've been offered more in a couple spots. One is the one mentioned earlier that is down the street from the great tacos and the closed massage parlor. The price changes every week, aywhere from $50 to $80 for the hour. Watch their ads and catch it on the cheap side. The girls are all pretty decent, PM me for names. Haven't been there for a couple months though, so I can't say who is working now. The other offer was from M at S. Down on wentworth, but I thought she was a little too fat for my first FS. Great massage, shower, HE and steam though.
I have seen Jean the "cleaning lady" on Ash. It must have been just after her scare because she got frustrated and made me do it myself with just a little help. That sucked because the TS and massage were awesome and she's a pretty hot older lady. I'd say 45 but you can never tell with them. Maybe she's relaxed a little now, would be worth a try.
I seem to see the same dude working at all these places, though, I'm not sure if he's one of the mentioned papasans on the forum. I've seen him on Ashland, Milwaukee, Western (I think he was filling in at Bella for a while), and Sunny. He knows me now, makes me feel kindof weird about going back to any of those spots. Thoughts on that anyone?
Have noticed AOL was closed for a couple weeks due to "water problems" according to a sign that was up, but I see it's open again. I've never been there but will TOFTT one of these days and let you know. That is on fullerton just west of western, I don't think they advertise. I'm also looking forward to trying lavish sometime, but am expecting the same latin pricing structure at both. Same thing with the one down on western, too. Pricey, and tough to negotiate.
So there's my Bucktown report, feel free to message me with any questions I've got a few of my own.
Oh, and one last thing, IMHO the best HR nude experience around here is found 1. 5 hours west on 90, in belvedere. Look on their board for ERS and ask for Nina. She fucking rocks, I can give you her schedule.
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08-24-10 19:08 #6947
8 S Michigan
Anyone been to the new place in the Mercy building with the crabby doormen?
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