CookyJar's Streetwalker Photos

[Squonk64]

I hope you are not implying that a girl must be your wife or a wife, weigh 180lbs, be 5’11’ and have tits in order to have class. If wives, sisters and mothers can be classy; why cannot w-h-o-r-e-s. After all, w-h-o-r-e-s are sometimes wives, sisters and mothers. Not every wife is classy and neither is every hooker. Not every skinner, drugged out girls hooks.

Agree. I kindly suggest that a woman more interested in worshiping the glass stem are not classy because, by definition, she is not taking care of herself. IMHO, classy has everything to do with self-respect.

I am repeating myself, something that I tried not to do in the last post because, frankly, I thought I was defending you, and I thought you would defend me back. Here goes some Dating 101. Something CJ can't find a problem with. My point was, and still is, why can't we all just get along?

YMMV is a term often floated around here. Back in HS, my first love was a fellow busser at some restaurant that's been around since, what, 1777? She was 5-6, 155#, with a hourglass figure. "Built like a brick shit-house," is what my friends told me. "Fat loser," is what everyone else said. I listened to the prevailing opinion, since my social network was 15% friends and 85% everyone else, and when we went to college we went in different directions. Me to University City, "A" at West...to pursue a nursing degree.

The BIGGEST mistake I ever made in my life was not sticking with "A". Now, as an old man who doesn't give flying f--- about popular opinion, I find that I like women like "A". I wish I had not listened to peer pressure and listened to my friends. Giving some porn references so you can Google them:

- London Andrews. The total package. Great legs, gorgeous face, takes care of herself, friendly. To me, she is class personified, with a killer body. Most other people would counter, "cellulite. Disgusting."

- Lindsey Ward. Quite possibly the best thunder thighs--ever--but most people would look at the fat bulging around her knees and tell me I'm crazy.

- Billie Bombs. Quite possible the most gorgeous, full-figured, Italian woman on the net. And you all know how some Philly men like thick Italian girls.

THAT is how everyone's MMV. I don't go for the women you might like. Heck, I might not like the same woman we both might be attracted to given the same effort/experience you had because, well, I am me and you are you. That's why YMMV.

Am I implying that a girl I date must be my wife? HELL NO. When I dine out, I look for the exact opposite. Some skinny waif that likes to party is best because, when I want to party, skinny waifs tend to know where to find the best party material. And what I want, when I dine out, is to party.

That also explains why I tend to enjoy the show and not contribute. My town employs 50-times the number of policeman, per person, than New York City. They've busted eight massage parlors in the past three months, all within days of opening. Add to that all the Deputies and Troopers active in my town and, well, I ain't helping Uncle LEO.

[Cyberdelic]

I've also dated and reviewed Katie twice. My first review was on 4/23/10, Katie. In that awful Back Room , and in my second review, Katie. Another Diamond in the Rough , she was wearing a skirt that turned me on.

CookyJar, you are my hero. Not only do you share wonderful pictures with us all, but you continue to deliver when it comes to Katie. Not sure what it is about her, but I love that body and especially those tits.

Threesome or not, I hope you "take one for the team" and take out Katie more often Love the pics.

Anyhow, take care and keep up the good work.

[CookyJar]

Successful threesomes are not achieved by the distinction of having some new talent or opportunity presented. They are achieved by the development of the opportunities at hand.

Over the last few months, I have been able to take advantage of some really nice opportunities. With that in mind, this review/report will be different. I am going to leave out the pornographic detailed descriptions....

I would like to take this opportunity to discuss one of the many aspects of the Threesome.

There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one.

Threesomes are not like regular sex -- they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing, you need some threesome rules.

You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority when you're establishing your threesome rules….

CookyJar

Now more than ever I am certain that threesomes are the way to go. Katie and Nikki knew each other from the streets but they’d never double dated better. It was a short ride from the avenue to the room. During the ride, the girls talked about Nikki’s current boyfriend, who is apparently some kind of a jerk. But, once in the room things turned into a party type atmosphere.

First there was a brief discussion and compliments regarding each other’s body. Neither Katie nor I had noticed how tall Nikki really was until she stood next to Katie. And, we both appreciated Nikki’s firm perky breast. As we got more involved with the picture taking, both girls got the giggles and things turn festive. As it turns outs, Katie was a former dancer and Nikki had done some modeling. Together they put on a real funny girl on girl performance. Both girls were relaxed, laughing and enjoying themselves. When the picture taking was done, their enthusiasm transferred to the sex.

I am not going to go into any great detail describing the sex I had with these two lovely ladies. Let it be enough to say that I receive two really nice BBBJs, and that I was able to hit both of them doggie style. While I was very reluctant to lie on the bed, I didn’t mind lying on Katie to finish in the mish position. I should probably add; Nikki was so tight entry was difficult; but, once achieved it was well worth it.

Take another look at the pictures. Both girls are smiling and laughing. During the date, they both repeated that they were having fun. Even while they were giving me head and fucking, they watched each other and made jokes and comments. They talked dirty and promised to outdo each other. As separates they were nice, together they were fan-fucking-tastic. Later as we got into the car they both said it again, how much fun they’d had.

IMHO, threeways are the way to go. YMMV

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

…Katie was great. IMHO – She is a cutie. Tits aside, she has a nice little body. More importantly, she has got one hell of a nice attitude. Even in the horrible confines of that room she was willing to do just about anything I suggested. The photo session was playful and exploratory. Katie was very accommodating.

Katie gave me a really nice BBBJ. Her technique was on par with the best SWers on the avenue. Lots or head bobbing, moisture and deepthroating, with some hand action, and no complaining or rush was the order of the day. I finished off with a nice standing doggie fuck. Katie backed it up nicely and pounded back stoke for stoke. She moaned when she should have moaned and groaned when she should have groaned. Towards the end, the dirty talk got nasty just the way I like it. To my way of thinking, Katie is a nice GFE date and I would do her again in a heartbeat. YMMV

CookyJar

I’ve also dated and reviewed Katie twice. My first review was on 4/23/10, Katie - In that awful Back Room , and in my second review, Katie - Another Diamond in the Rough , she was wearing a skirt that turned me on.

…Stacy tells me it was Katie who told her about me. She said that Katie had told her that I was nice and a cool date. She said that Katie had told her that she (Katie) had gotten dates as the results of my posing her pictures.
CookyJar

I was driving the avenue when I saw Katie standing on the sidewalk near Huntingdon Station. I then did something that I rarely do, without pulling over, I indicated to Katie that I wanted to see her and that I’d park and be back. That was an open invite for LE to stop me and pull me over for impeding the flow of traffic.

At the time I did not intend on dating Katie, but I did want to show her how much I appreciated her kind words given to Stacy. Katie is a great date and normally I’d have no problem getting with her for a third outing. The problem was, I was in the mood for something new or different. I was in the middle of explaining this to Katie when Nikki walked up. She wasn’t new, but a threesome with her and Katie would certainly be something different.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Skinny Nicole is still out there.

Her face is remarkably clear and pretty. Her only skin blemishes are near the right elbow where needles may have ventured. She is not domineering, and will respect any wish of yours within reason. She is still skinny, but more wholesome-looking than in the above photo link.… Hair now in a braid. Small ass. Colorful jewelry pin above navel. Delightful little titties and nice though infrequent smile. Accepts the going rate for FS.*
…

First and foremost, from the start, I want to thank Ed Norton. There is no doubt in my mind, if it wasn’t for Ed’s latest review on Nicole, I would not have dated her on this last go around and I would not have experienced the great time that I had on this last date.

I’ve dated and reviewed Skinny Nicole twice. My first review back on 3/16/09, Anonymous Girl - Slim and trim was more of an exploration than a date and my second, Nichole (Nikki) aka AnonGirl, reported on 12/08/09 was better but nothing like this last one.

Nikki (also known as Nicole aka AnonGirl) has been reviewed both fondly and negatively on numerous occasions. She was a fixture near Letterly St. After seeing her exhibit erratic behavior on the avenue, I had decided not to date her again.

CookyJar

[Ym035]

Damn she's hot, where can we find her.

Damn CookyJar, Darlene is very photogenic. Nice find and keep up the good work..

[Tussel]

Darlene may be a girl with a problem, doing things that most women would call disgusting, but, she does what she has to do, while keeping her head up (no pun intended), a smile and sense of humor – that takes class.

CookyJar

Damn CookyJar, Darlene is very photogenic. Nice find and keep up the good work..

[John Mac 8583]

OMG I love redheads! thanks for the find Cooky I may have to go look her up.

[Spa Man 1]

Darlene may be a girl with a problem, doing things that most women would call disgusting, but, she does what she has to do, while keeping her head up (no pun intended), a smile and sense of humor – that takes class.

CookyJar

Lets see this sexy lady fucking and sucking.

[The P Hunter]

COOKY ............. you are my personal GOD!!!!!!!! what a hobby you have (and keep em coming!!!)

[CookyJar]

From Urban Dictionary:

classy

An adjective 1) meaning very stylish and elegant. 2) not crude or misgusting or dirty or depressing 2) a deeper, more meaningful word for 'cool'


Classy is not an occupation. It's about who you are and the way you interact with other people.

CookyJar

Darlene may be a girl with a problem, doing things that most women would call disgusting, but, she does what she has to do, while keeping her head up (no pun intended), a smile and sense of humor – that takes class.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Darlene

All of you big booty lovers, turn ya head and don’t look; ‘cause it ain’t happening. And all of you big tittee lovers may as well give it up and follow the big booty lovers; ‘cause that ain’t happening either. Darlene is a thin spinner with not much ass, but a lot of class.

(Darlene asked me not to use her real name. Why? Hell if I know. When I asked her what names she wanted me to use, she said, “I don’t care, use any name you want, just don’t use my real name.” Darlene is the name I pulled out of the hat. This is a reoccurring situation and wherever it occurs someone will bring up the importance of providing the girls correct name. In an effort to save us all a little time and trouble, I ask you to please read Re: What's in a Name? (2) , before attempting to blast me on the importance of posting correct names.)

…I want some 80 pound skank who hasn't eated for days… That's what I want when I dine out.

Squonk, have I got a girl for you. There is one or two small problems you must be willing to over look if you want Darlene. Number 1.) She’s hygienically clean, IMHO. There were no visible signs of dirt, no smell and fresh clothing. Number 2.) She is classy, IMHO.

I admit, I have a fondness for the small frame girls. I like them small but not sickly. Darlene was border line. I would have preferred if she had had a few more pounds covering some of her bones. To her credit, Darlene agreed with my assessment. After our date, Darlene admitted that she looked better when her weight is up a few pound.

Having said all that, Darlene is a great little girl. She was very funny and as we drove around looking for a spot she was very entertaining. We decided to do the pictures outside and go inside for the balance of the date. The spot she found for us was right in the middle of the Kensington area. Darlene really knows her way around.

Darlene is sweet. But, even for my taste – she’s a little too thin. One of the benefits of having a camera and starting the date off taking pictures is that it gives you some added leverage. After seeing Darlene naked, I decided against moving to an inside location for a BJ and FS. I told Darlene that I was comfortable where we were and that it would be a waste our time going to a room. We moved the car to an area were one side of the vehicle was hidden by some trees and bushes. As I stood with the back door open, Darlene sat on the running board and gave me an out-of-site BBBJ. From my vantage point I could see that the area was clear, so again, I changed my mind and opted for FS doggie with Darlene bending over the rear seats. With her pants down, Darlene backed-up her little bottom and gave me a nice FS doggie fuck. When we were done, Darlene took the used condom and wrapped it in a napkin, and then she put it in a plastic bag (from my back seat) and said she’d throw it away later. That’s a classy move for a SWer. (It’s a move I usually insist on when I car date. Most of you most likely throw yours out of the window for some kid to find or some civilian to clean-up later.)

Yes, I would like to date Darlene again. I like her personality. I like her willingness to satisfy. YMMV

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Dude where is the original pic & report to this work of art of Aundrea?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...hmentid=106870

I searched everywhere, I can't find it.
By the way use this picture & write "Home Sweet Home" on it.

Misfit

If you do a search for Aundrea or Andrea you will find most if not all of the pictures I have done of Aundrea. I’ve dated her so many times and taken so many pictures that on our last date I didn’t even bother and that's rare for me – usually I’ll snap at least a few. However, I think you found one that I missed. I don’t believe I ever posted the original, un-tampered with version.

Here are two that I did not post in the original review. I've got lots more; maybe I'll post them later during a slack period.

CookyJar

[Trashed201]

Get with the program. Yes, what I wrote is what popped in my head, just as you wrote what popped into your head. No shame, no foul.

It's all fantasy. None of this ever happened. I mean, aren't there laws against this? Fines and possible prison time? Get with the program.

At times, "us unjineers can spill, " and we certainly can't gather together enough consecutive words that make sense. It can get a bit Gonzo, lacking any sentence structure. A sentence with no noun, and no verb? WTF? Oh, wait a minute. It makes perfect sense. Just THINK!

You all think those super-skinny, "spinners" on the Ave got that way simply because they chose not to eat? So you are the type that hires a girl off the Ave so she can buy food for herself? Really? Shame on you. What those wh0res want is enough money to get their next high. However they define dope. Hoes, crack, "horse, " wh0res. You name it. Give it to them, and I guarantee it for a few hours, maybe a few days, and you're a good Sugar Daddy. Been there, done that.

SUPERS-SKINNY/SKANK/ANOREXIC/CCL.. Absolutely true. But the reason why they can't-or more accurately, won't buy food-is because they are loyal to the crack pipe. (Or, maybe, the Horse stem.) Anybody who says otherwise is lying to themselves. Any of the girls on the Ave, on Broadway in Camden, or on the W/W loop in Baltimore are doing serious drugs. You either accept that fact and work it to your benefit or you lose.

You are not only a complete idiot your wasting my and everyone else time babbling about.who the hell knows what your babbling about. I know the game, don't treat me like a novice. I and pretty much everyone else here knows why these SW"S are out and why they look the way they do! Come on! Smell the coffee this is SW 101! Either post reports about your sexual experiences with SW"S or stop posting! Your not using the forum for the purpose it was designed for!

[Jarboe]

I vote for Aundrea Gift 7 and Lux Gift 3. I've never dated Alexus but what a body. I have to give her a try despite the so-so reports. Been with Aundrea and had a great time.

Nice photos, as always.

Jarboe