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[CookyJar]

From Urban Dictionary:

classy

An adjective 1) meaning very stylish and elegant. 2) not crude or misgusting or dirty or depressing 2) a deeper, more meaningful word for 'cool'


Classy is not an occupation. It's about who you are and the way you interact with other people.

CookyJar

Darlene may be a girl with a problem, doing things that most women would call disgusting, but, she does what she has to do, while keeping her head up (no pun intended), a smile and sense of humor – that takes class.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Darlene

All of you big booty lovers, turn ya head and don’t look; ‘cause it ain’t happening. And all of you big tittee lovers may as well give it up and follow the big booty lovers; ‘cause that ain’t happening either. Darlene is a thin spinner with not much ass, but a lot of class.

(Darlene asked me not to use her real name. Why? Hell if I know. When I asked her what names she wanted me to use, she said, “I don’t care, use any name you want, just don’t use my real name.” Darlene is the name I pulled out of the hat. This is a reoccurring situation and wherever it occurs someone will bring up the importance of providing the girls correct name. In an effort to save us all a little time and trouble, I ask you to please read Re: What's in a Name? (2) , before attempting to blast me on the importance of posting correct names.)

…I want some 80 pound skank who hasn't eated for days… That's what I want when I dine out.

Squonk, have I got a girl for you. There is one or two small problems you must be willing to over look if you want Darlene. Number 1.) She’s hygienically clean, IMHO. There were no visible signs of dirt, no smell and fresh clothing. Number 2.) She is classy, IMHO.

I admit, I have a fondness for the small frame girls. I like them small but not sickly. Darlene was border line. I would have preferred if she had had a few more pounds covering some of her bones. To her credit, Darlene agreed with my assessment. After our date, Darlene admitted that she looked better when her weight is up a few pound.

Having said all that, Darlene is a great little girl. She was very funny and as we drove around looking for a spot she was very entertaining. We decided to do the pictures outside and go inside for the balance of the date. The spot she found for us was right in the middle of the Kensington area. Darlene really knows her way around.

Darlene is sweet. But, even for my taste – she’s a little too thin. One of the benefits of having a camera and starting the date off taking pictures is that it gives you some added leverage. After seeing Darlene naked, I decided against moving to an inside location for a BJ and FS. I told Darlene that I was comfortable where we were and that it would be a waste our time going to a room. We moved the car to an area were one side of the vehicle was hidden by some trees and bushes. As I stood with the back door open, Darlene sat on the running board and gave me an out-of-site BBBJ. From my vantage point I could see that the area was clear, so again, I changed my mind and opted for FS doggie with Darlene bending over the rear seats. With her pants down, Darlene backed-up her little bottom and gave me a nice FS doggie fuck. When we were done, Darlene took the used condom and wrapped it in a napkin, and then she put it in a plastic bag (from my back seat) and said she’d throw it away later. That’s a classy move for a SWer. (It’s a move I usually insist on when I car date. Most of you most likely throw yours out of the window for some kid to find or some civilian to clean-up later.)

Yes, I would like to date Darlene again. I like her personality. I like her willingness to satisfy. YMMV

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Dude where is the original pic & report to this work of art of Aundrea?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...hmentid=106870

I searched everywhere, I can't find it.
By the way use this picture & write "Home Sweet Home" on it.

Misfit

If you do a search for Aundrea or Andrea you will find most if not all of the pictures I have done of Aundrea. I’ve dated her so many times and taken so many pictures that on our last date I didn’t even bother and that's rare for me – usually I’ll snap at least a few. However, I think you found one that I missed. I don’t believe I ever posted the original, un-tampered with version.

Here are two that I did not post in the original review. I've got lots more; maybe I'll post them later during a slack period.

CookyJar

[Trashed201]

Get with the program. Yes, what I wrote is what popped in my head, just as you wrote what popped into your head. No shame, no foul.

It's all fantasy. None of this ever happened. I mean, aren't there laws against this? Fines and possible prison time? Get with the program.

At times, "us unjineers can spill, " and we certainly can't gather together enough consecutive words that make sense. It can get a bit Gonzo, lacking any sentence structure. A sentence with no noun, and no verb? WTF? Oh, wait a minute. It makes perfect sense. Just THINK!

You all think those super-skinny, "spinners" on the Ave got that way simply because they chose not to eat? So you are the type that hires a girl off the Ave so she can buy food for herself? Really? Shame on you. What those wh0res want is enough money to get their next high. However they define dope. Hoes, crack, "horse, " wh0res. You name it. Give it to them, and I guarantee it for a few hours, maybe a few days, and you're a good Sugar Daddy. Been there, done that.

SUPERS-SKINNY/SKANK/ANOREXIC/CCL.. Absolutely true. But the reason why they can't-or more accurately, won't buy food-is because they are loyal to the crack pipe. (Or, maybe, the Horse stem.) Anybody who says otherwise is lying to themselves. Any of the girls on the Ave, on Broadway in Camden, or on the W/W loop in Baltimore are doing serious drugs. You either accept that fact and work it to your benefit or you lose.

You are not only a complete idiot your wasting my and everyone else time babbling about.who the hell knows what your babbling about. I know the game, don't treat me like a novice. I and pretty much everyone else here knows why these SW"S are out and why they look the way they do! Come on! Smell the coffee this is SW 101! Either post reports about your sexual experiences with SW"S or stop posting! Your not using the forum for the purpose it was designed for!

[Jarboe]

I vote for Aundrea Gift 7 and Lux Gift 3. I've never dated Alexus but what a body. I have to give her a try despite the so-so reports. Been with Aundrea and had a great time.

Nice photos, as always.

Jarboe

[Misfit]

I would like to give Aundrea a house warming present. I would like to give her a framed picture suitable for display at the new house. I plan to give the gift wrapped present on behalf of the guys at USASexGuide.

I need your help. Which one of the pictures in the post “Aundrea’s Gift” should I print and frame for a gift to Aundrea.

Come on guys; show a little class, pick one.

CookyJar

PS: Any ideas about what I should put on the card? LOL

Dude where is the original pic & report to this work of art of Aundrea?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...hmentid=106870

I searched everywhere, I can't find it.
By the way use this picture & write "Home Sweet Home" on it.

Misfit

[CookyJar]

Yeah, well, that's where we differ. My wife is class. My wife is also 5-11, 180#, with 38GG's that'll cause serious damage to the eyes, nose, and mouth. If you're not careful. If I want class, I dine at home.

IMHO.

From Merriam-Webster:

classy

Function: adjective: having or showing class: as a : ELEGANT, STYLISH <a classy clientele> b : having or reflecting high standards of personal behavior <a classy guy> <a classy gesture> c : admirably skillful and graceful <a classy outfielder>



From Urban Dictionary:

classy

An adjective 1) meaning very stylish and elegant. 2) not crude or misgusting or dirty or depressing 2) a deeper, more meaningful word for 'cool'


Boy! Did you miss the point.


I hope you are not implying that a girl must be your wife or a wife, weigh 180lbs, be 5’11’ and have tits in order to have class. If wives, sisters and mothers can be classy; why cannot w-h-o-r-e-s. After all, w-h-o-r-e-s are sometimes wives, sisters and mothers. Not every wife is classy and neither is every hooker. Not every skinner, drugged out girls hooks.
What’s that old “Math Axiom?” Equals, equal to equals are equal to each other.

Classy is not an occupation.

At any rate, what I was suggesting had nothing to do with the girls having or not having class. What I was suggesting was that we (forum members) show a little class and provide the girls with a nice house warming gift.

I guess the gesture was lost on some of the more classless members? LOL

CookyJar

[Squonk64]

What the hell are you talking about? I never read anything you wrote. It popped in my head and I wrote it. That's it.

Get with the program. Yes, what I wrote is what popped in my head, just as you wrote what popped into your head. No shame, no foul.

It's all fantasy. None of this ever happened. I mean, aren't there laws against this? Fines and possible prison time? Get with the program.

At times, "us unjineers can spill," and we certainly can't gather together enough consecutive words that make sense. It can get a bit Gonzo, lacking any sentence structure. A sentence with no noun, and no verb? WTF? Oh, wait a minute. It makes perfect sense. Just THINK!

You all think those super-skinny, "spinners" on the Ave got that way simply because they chose not to eat? So you are the type that hires a girl off the Ave so she can buy food for herself? Really? Shame on you. What those wh0res want is enough money to get their next high. However they define dope. Hoes, crack, "horse," wh0res. You name it. Give it to them, and I guarantee it for a few hours, maybe a few days, and you're a good Sugar Daddy. Been there, done that.

SUPERS-SKINNY/SKANK/ANOREXIC/CCL .. .absolutely true. But the reason why they can't--or more accurately, won't buy food--is because they are loyal to the crack pipe. (Or, maybe, the Horse stem.) Anybody who says otherwise is lying to themselves. Any of the girls on the Ave, on Broadway in Camden, or on the W/W loop in Baltimore are doing serious drugs. You either accept that fact and work it to your benefit or you lose.

[Squonk64]

The two things that I was referring to were "class" and "suitable for display".
Since I never met the lady, I don't know of her other possible interests.

Yeah, well, that's where we differ. My wife is class. My wife is also 5-11, 180#, with 38GG's that'll cause serious damage to the eyes, nose, and mouth. If you're not careful. If I want class, I dine at home.

However, if I want the exact opposite, I dine out. Buying a quarter rock for some ultra-skinny girl who has obviously wasted her life smoking more than a few quarter rocks is what I prefer when I dine out. I want some 80 pound skank who hasn't eated for days because she's been on too many two week crack binges these past six months. That's what I want when I dine out. I used out hole who, gaping and seeking santuary, is more than happy to just "hang out" (audible throat clearing heard) in exchange for taking her off the streets for a day (maybe two).

That's essentially what YMMV means. My penny's worth of insight. Take it for what it's worth. IMHO.

[Sam Iam]

Wow what a find those tits r awesome. Gotta find this one!

[John Mac 8583]

You are so right. Simplicity is usually better.

These pictures were done in an attempt to set the girls apart from the group. I wanted the pictures to stand-out without being nasty or distasteful. They were meant to be pleasing to the eye, enticing and exotic. I wanted them to be sophisticated and suitable for use on other forums were they might get banned or deleted if found to be disturbing.

Follow this link to see what I mean:

“Alexus on BackPage”

CookyJar

I really do like those pictures. The frames are tasteful and don't take anything away from the subject, in this case Alexus.

[CookyJar]

My personal favorites are "Aundrea Gift 4" and "Lux Gift 5". I like the relatively simple pics myself, not too much photoshopping.

You are so right. Simplicity is usually better.

These pictures were done in an attempt to set the girls apart from the group. I wanted the pictures to stand-out without being nasty or distasteful. They were meant to be pleasing to the eye, enticing and exotic. I wanted them to be sophisticated and suitable for use on other forums were they might get banned or deleted if found to be disturbing.

Follow this link to see what I mean: “Alexus on BackPage”

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

I read some recent reports on "Erin" which lead me to suspect that she is the SW I knew as "Amber?" The facts seem to line up: stays with Aundrea, pretty face, soft sensual attitude, meaty caboose. Plus, I recently saw Aundrea and Amber (Erin?) walking together on the K. If anyone has dated "Erin,"

SuperEloguent: You’ve got mail.

Hard to be sure because of the different hair color, but I think Erin's a different girl.

No need to check the pictures. I have dated both girls and although the facts do fit, Erin is definitely not Amber. LOL

Rumor has it, Amber is away. For how long? I don’t know. But, take my word for it, Erin is a more than suitable replacement. She is a big girl, but, She’s not too big. She is taller than Amber, with lots more hips and ass. It is almost like someone is trying to keep a symmetry to the house. One spinner; Aundrea, one mid-size; Alexus, and one curvy; Erin who replaced Amber, seems to keep the pattern. Whether it’s by fashion or coincidence, I’m loving it.

She's a little on the curvier side, has some junk in the trunk, but has an unbelievably pretty face, pretty blond hair and pretty impeccable hygiene. I found her to be a huge amount of fun and our mutual attraction and chemistry was obvious from the second she got in my car. As I was driving, I caught her looking at me and giving me the undeniable eye. She apparently liked what she saw in the jeans too, giving my dick a little playful squeeze and saying, "wow, this is gonna be fun." Although she wanted to do a CBJ, she readily agreed when I asked for BBBJ although she said she doesn't usually. I got over into the passenger side and we had a really hot, energetic fuck which the girl clearly got off on. As for me, I couldn't get enough of her face. We looked each other in the eye and kissed passionately the entire time. Her response was fantastic, and even if faked that only means she's Oscar material. I took VERY good care of her financially by K standards, and like I said the chemistry was there, so YMMV, as judged by the other report on her from this weekend. Erin's holed up in the same house where Aundrea currently is.

Dark Phoenix is right, Erin is special. Please don't let her size fool you. She is an excellent provider.


I started off with Aundrea. We invited Erin to join us but, she suddenly became occupied. True to her word Erin knocked on our door as soon as she became available. She asked if we still wanted her to join us. I eagerly told her to come on in. To Erin’s credit, she visited the bathroom and freshened up before joining us. As soon as she came into the room she politely asked Aundrea if she minded if she (Erin) could take over. Erin gave me an incredible BBBJ. She paid special attention to my balls, gently licking and sucking the shaft and devouring the length. I could have and should have cum from her BBBJ. She invited me to cum in her mouth. But there was no way I was going to pass up a chance to fuck her. Take a look at her pictures, that full body and that – dame, dame, dame – beautiful ass.

I had the option of fucking one or both girls. I decided to start with Erin and finish with Aundrea because she is a known goodie. My plan was to start with Erin mish, flip to doggie (I had to try), and then jump to Aundrea - if needed – for the finish.

Erin is very flexiable for a big girl. She grabbed her legs, pulled them up high as I mounted her mish style. I found myself up on my arms looking down at her beautiful face as she moaned a climax. There was nothing I could do, she had me under her spell and I was hers. I came.

Luckily I was able to get a few pictures of Erin before her date arrived. After our joint date with Aundrea I had little energy or inclination to take more pictures. We didn’t get into any girl on girl stuff and I got the impression that what Dark Phoenix said is likely true. Aundrea remains my number one choice, with Erin a close second. I plan to date Erin again, as soon as possible either for another threesome or a single, and next time I will definitely begin with doggie. YMMV

Be Safe,
CookyJar

PS: For the most part I agree with SuperEloquent’s assessment of the new house.

The new place is in a much better neighborhood than the old, just off the northern end of the stroll on a nice quiet street. It is also a much nicer building, and is cleaner and in much better condition.

[CookyJar]

Well, since you mentioned two things; class and suitable for display, perhaps that only leaves one obvious choice....Lux Gift 2.jpg

As for giving gifts, I never even met her. Am I expected to donate?

BTW, lux gift 6 & 7 are quite creative!

I like Lux gift 5.

CookyJar

[John Mac 8583]

My personal favorites are "Aundrea Gift 4" and "Lux Gift 5". I like the relatively simple pics myself, not too much photoshopping.