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[Dr.Monger]

I'm thinking about changing careers, and am thinking about yours. Before I do, let me ask just a couple of questions:

1) What is your percentage?
2) How many guys does a girl need to see per day, in order for you to make a good living?
3) How many girls do you need to have to have in your stable in order for you make a good living?
4) How you handle your medical benefits and pension? I assume you buy private, but what do you list as your profession?
5) How do you recruit a stable?
6) What do you have to do besides write fake reviews?

Thanks!

Alan

Percentage? Alan don't you know, it's 100%. They keep all the money. They fall just under drug dealers on my list of who needs to be shot.

Dr. Monger.

[Luke Warm69]

I'm thinking about changing careers, and am thinking about yours. Before I do, let me ask just a couple of questions:

1) What is your percentage?
2) How many guys does a girl need to see per day, in order for you to make a good living?
3) How many girls do you need to have to have in your stable in order for you make a good living?
4) How you handle your medical benefits and pension? I assume you buy private, but what do you list as your profession?
5) How do you recruit a stable?
6) What do you have to do besides write fake reviews?

Thanks!

Alan

All you need is four girls and you can make $600,000 a year. The only problem is you cannot control them b*tches and pimp are bad money managers so $600,000 is like $60,000 and it goes out there hand so fast. Do business with b*tch is bad.

[Baltimoronic]

Dr. Monger, Your Honor, sir: I definitely mentioned this site to her and the fact that she could post a free ad on here. She told me she had two pending reviews on TER and lamented how they took days to appear. I also promised to review her on this site.

You're right. It's unlikely she's 19. Maybe 22-26? I'm not the greatest judge of age. I may not even be the greatest judge of tail.

However, I do know that she's not LE and a lot of fun.

[Alan Duval]

This is a fun and playful lady who will show you a very enjoyable and pleasurable time if you treat her like a lady.

I enjoyed my time with her from the time she opened the door the first time and the 2nd time was just as much fun in and out of bed.

A guy would have to be dead or a real looser to miss out with or NOT treat this lady right to enjoy one of the best times you ever had with a lady.

She is seductive, playful erotic and charming all in one.

Grest smile and understated looks by he will take your breath away for sure.

I will be very disapointed to have her tell me any of you that see her have not treated her like a lady.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...wed-19/2550072

I'm thinking about changing careers, and am thinking about yours. Before I do, let me ask just a couple of questions:

1) What is your percentage?
2) How many guys does a girl need to see per day, in order for you to make a good living?
3) How many girls do you need to have to have in your stable in order for you make a good living?
4) How you handle your medical benefits and pension? I assume you buy private, but what do you list as your profession?
5) How do you recruit a stable?
6) What do you have to do besides write fake reviews?

Thanks!

Alan

[Dr.Monger]

Yeah... I agree, she isnt 19, Fine looking woman. but not 19.
And if she is 19 then I must be at least 32. Ah the wonders of Youth, and fantasy. Watch she will get wind and show us her ID. LOL.
The only thing I want to see is if Gravity has hit those beautiful breasts. Or are they young and perky, natural, and maybe still puffy... LOL. like some 19 year old girls I have seen. Aoh for a puffy NIP. fresh clean, soft and tender, youthful and hopefully responsive.
My little russian girl, almost has a puffy, almost.

Smiling Fox ;}

Sure, krisi you share, the russian chick, nyet! lmao

Dr. Monger

[Joseleche]

Yeah... I agree, she isnt 19, Fine looking woman. but not 19.
And if she is 19 then I must be at least 32. Ah the wonders of Youth, and fantasy. Watch she will get wind and show us her ID. LOL.
The only thing I want to see is if Gravity has hit those beautiful breasts. Or are they young and perky, natural, and maybe still puffy... LOL. like some 19 year old girls I have seen. Aoh for a puffy NIP. fresh clean, soft and tender, youthful and hopefully responsive.
My little russian girl, almost has a puffy, almost.

Smiling Fox ;}

Providers claim that they get more calls when they post 19 vs 21 or so

[Edscout]

This is a fun and playful lady who will show you a very enjoyable and pleasurable time if you treat her like a lady.

I enjoyed my time with her from the time she opened the door the first time and the 2nd time was just as much fun in and out of bed.

A guy would have to be dead or a real looser to miss out with or NOT treat this lady right to enjoy one of the best times you ever had with a lady.

She is seductive, playful erotic and charming all in one.

Grest smile and understated looks by he will take your breath away for sure.

I will be very disapointed to have her tell me any of you that see her have not treated her like a lady.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...wed-19/2550072

[Smiling Fox]

Yeah... I agree, she isnt 19, Fine looking woman. but not 19.
And if she is 19 then I must be at least 32. Ah the wonders of Youth, and fantasy. Watch she will get wind and show us her ID. LOL.
The only thing I want to see is if Gravity has hit those beautiful breasts. Or are they young and perky, natural, and maybe still puffy... LOL. like some 19 year old girls I have seen. Aoh for a puffy NIP. fresh clean, soft and tender, youthful and hopefully responsive.
My little russian girl, almost has a puffy, almost.

Smiling Fox ;}

[Benchseats Rock]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...now-19/2540105

Do you like kissing?
Do you like DATY?
Do you like 19 year olds?

Then you are in luck. Because that's what I got from Honey, a Laguna Beach cutie with blue/green eyes at BWI. She had just showered when I met her, so I decided to tongue-read her fine curves. Shaved. With her eyes and kisses, mish was the place to be, although K-9 was also enjoyed. Loved the mirrors in her BWI room. All is covered.

Very playful and great attitude. Complimented my eyes, played with my nips, good kisser. Only 1 tattoo I could see and that was on her right shoulder. She did not have one of those giant tattoos above her ass (tramp stamp?). I am personally tired of girls who have become canvases for their ex-boyfriends, so one tattoo was fine. Petite, maybe 5'2", 130. 34 DDs.

I would recommend and I would repeat.

If that girl is 19 yrs old then I'm the Dalai Lama.


Bench

[Dr.Monger]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...now-19/2540105

Do you like kissing?
Do you like DATY?
Do you like 19 year olds?

Then you are in luck. Because that's what I got from Honey, a Laguna Beach cutie with blue/green eyes at BWI. She had just showered when I met her, so I decided to tongue-read her fine curves. Shaved. With her eyes and kisses, mish was the place to be, although K-9 was also enjoyed. Loved the mirrors in her BWI room. All is covered.

Very playful and great attitude. Complimented my eyes, played with my nips, good kisser. Only 1 tattoo I could see and that was on her right shoulder. She did not have one of those giant tattoos above her ass (tramp stamp?). I am personally tired of girls who have become canvases for their ex-boyfriends, so one tattoo was fine. Petite, maybe 5'2", 130. 34 DDs.

I would recommend and I would repeat.

She has an ad up in the Escorts ad section now. Says her name is Stephanie, not Honey. Shocking that "Honey" is not her real name. Does anyone think "Stephanie" is? I do find it odd that you review her, and then an ad goes up. I am curious as to if there is any connection...Did you mention this site to her?

Dr. Monger

[Baltimoronic]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...now-19/2540105

Do you like kissing?
Do you like DATY?
Do you like 19 year olds?

Then you are in luck. Because that's what I got from Honey, a Laguna Beach cutie with blue/green eyes at BWI. She had just showered when I met her, so I decided to tongue-read her fine curves. Shaved. With her eyes and kisses, mish was the place to be, although K-9 was also enjoyed. Loved the mirrors in her BWI room. All is covered.

Very playful and great attitude. Complimented my eyes, played with my nips, good kisser. Only 1 tattoo I could see and that was on her right shoulder. She did not have one of those giant tattoos above her ass (tramp stamp?). I am personally tired of girls who have become canvases for their ex-boyfriends, so one tattoo was fine. Petite, maybe 5'2", 130. 34 DDs.

I would recommend and I would repeat.

[Shade Snake]

Alright thank you, I edited my post and added their names.

[AngleOfRepose]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ite-23/2537546

I also do not recommend this girl. An appointment was set up with her and she was somehow reluctant to give me an exact location. She told me to go to the city where she was stationed at and then call her. Well I stupidly did what she requested and then call her again (after several failed attempts) in my car.

When she finally answered, she was panting (my only conclusion was that she was with another person despite the appointment I set up with her) and told me that she would call me again real soon to tell me where to meet her. I waited for 40 minutes. Yes I should have left earlier, but I did not want to succumb and drive home empty handed, but eventually I left (and in my frustrations ended up calling the girl above).

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Shade Snake, you actually got lucky. This is the actual girl in question, but there's a good reason she doesn't face the camera or smile: her teeth mostly rotten. She stays thin by chain-smoking and some other stimulant that causes her sniff constantly. The overall effect is such that unless you have a bag over your head or she does, it is difficult to maintain interest. Although: she is inexpensive, so you could spring for a bag.

[Mr Fo Sho]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ate-21/2508600

Bait and switch. Although the lady who answered was easy on the eyes as well. It was easy to tell the pics were false. Advertised as a sexy blonde playmate. But to say it delicately, it was a girl of a different race that answered the door. Experience around a 6 or 7/10 but still disappointed.

[Joseleche]

Good first report Snake. Reports of bad experiences are just as valuable to the mongering community as reports of good experiences. Sorry you had the former. Sometimes they work out, some times they don't. Keep reading this forum and you will get the knack of it. Think of this hobby as Atlantic City. Sometimes you lose your money but sometimes you hit the jackpot. Never bring more than you can affort to lose.

But also besides links, put their names in so they can be searched if we have to "RTFFM" and the ad may get deleted and all the info is gone.