Massage Parlor Reports

[Cazbaa]

I went to get a nice massage from Tina today. Some of you may recall that I am probably the only monger ever to report leaving there without an ending that was happy, on my last and only other trip there. Today's visit was much better in that regard.

I called about an hour ahead, and when I got there there were no other clients around. When I got in the room and handed over the door fee, Tina asked if I would like to have the other girl join us for a 4 handed massage for the same door fee, just a tip for both of them. I have a rule about only bringing in the exact amount with me that I'm planning on spending, and I didn't happen to have any more jing in the car, so I politely declined that offer, but I may have to consider having a separate stash available for this type of occasion.

Tina was a lot quieter this time than the last time I went, but the massage and ending was great, my only complaint would be that it was all told a bit less than 50 minutes. I'm assuming this 2 girl deal was a one time thing due to business being slow, but it's something to think about in the future.

Standard fee and tip. .7 +.4

Actually the same thing happened to me a few years ago! I had a situation where I arrived mid-afternoon and, having discovered they had a cancellation, was promptly approached with a proposal for a 4 hand massage. I quickly accepted, not remembering that I only had the customary $100. Of course, the big head isn't usually the dominent decision maker in these situations. When I disclosed my financial duress to the girls, one immediately bowed out.

So I decided that my future strategy will involve more cash than necessary should an "investment opportunity" present itself. However, it will involve multiple pockets so the "investee" will not include greed in her potential vices should she observe more than the typical investment amount!

Have fun and stay safe.

[Rexxbreefs]

Hi All,

It's true, Angels is history for the foreseeable future. Spoke with her today, she's in Hawaii now and spending an extended time in China to take care of personal matters. I told her they'll be greatly missed and had a lot of fans. She said she'll call me upon return (which I'd be suprised if she actually did) I'll miss her & Amy and wondering what place will fill the void left from this development. Time will tell.

[Spaz2580]

That would be a shocker.

They've been around so long.

Looks like they are out of business. Anybody know what's up?

[HappyDave]

Looks like they are out of business. Anybody know what's up?

How about some more info on why you think this?

[Fuleo]

I'm assuming this 2 girl deal was a one time thing due to business being slow, but it's something to think about in the future.

Standard fee and tip. .7 +.4

It's not worth it. I've had one from Tina and another girl and it was a rip off. Tina spent half the time in another room talking on the phone.

[SMS 54]

I went to get a nice massage from Tina today. Some of you may recall that I am probably the only monger ever to report leaving there without an ending that was happy, on my last and only other trip there. Today's visit was much better in that regard.

I called about an hour ahead, and when I got there there were no other clients around. When I got in the room and handed over the door fee, Tina asked if I would like to have the other girl join us for a 4 handed massage for the same door fee, just a tip for both of them. I have a rule about only bringing in the exact amount with me that I'm planning on spending, and I didn't happen to have any more jing in the car, so I politely declined that offer, but I may have to consider having a separate stash available for this type of occasion.

Tina was a lot quieter this time than the last time I went, but the massage and ending was great, my only complaint would be that it was all told a bit less than 50 minutes. I'm assuming this 2 girl deal was a one time thing due to business being slow, but it's something to think about in the future.

Standard fee and tip. .7 +.4

[Bill Burly]

Looks like they are out of business. Anybody know what's up?

[Mmaddmann]

[QUOTE=SMS 54]

In the interest of full disclosure, an initial word or two to those among you who think the Boston board should never discuss other states: Move along, now! There's nothing here for you to see! =QUOTE]If you haven't already, you should engage the services of a literary agent.

+1. That was awesome BA.

I bet Henry Miller would be impressed.

[Bigboy22]

PA doesn't have regulation for MP till now. But starting from Oct. this year, they will enforce the regulation (probably similar to the one in MA). There must be some change after that. Hope this information help.

[SMS 54]

In the interest of full disclosure, an initial word or two to those among you who think the Boston board should never discuss other states: Move along, now! There's nothing here for you to see!

If you haven't already, you should engage the services of a literary agent.

[Boston Ampfan]

In the interest of full disclosure, an initial word or two to those among you who think the Boston board should never discuss other states: Move along, now! There's nothing here for you to see!

Having enjoyed many fine experiences on his last visit to NJ and PA, BA has now decided that he should move to PA. There are no less than four nice AMPs within easy driving distance of the lovely resort where he is staying. His purpose in reporting today's adventures, as set forth below, is simply to encourage my many friends on the Boston Forum to take a few days off and drive down here to explore the world of AMPs where YMMV is always the rule but where HE at a reasonable price is "always" available. Seriously.

First, a geographic orientation. BA is not far from Route 84. Those friends who wish more specific information are cordially invited to send BA a PM.

Second, why not post his reports, such as they are, in the more appropriate Forum, say one that is more specific to my actual location? The answer is simply that our fellow Hobbyists in this area do not post much--perhaps a concession to LEO sensitivities, perhaps laziness, perhaps some other factor currently unknown to BA. Be that as it may.

So, BA began with a visit to a Japanese-sounding place nearby where he had enjoyed a nice visit the last time he was in the vicinity. Foolishly, he anticipated that the same lady who responded so well to BA's requests the last time around would be there to greet him today. This of course is not quite what occurred, as the lovely half-Asian, half-Russian lady who provided such kindly service some months ago had been replaced.

BA entered the waiting room, then rang the bell as instructed by a little sign on a sliding glass window. The face that greeted him through the window was that of a slightly older Korean lady. She let him in the door, then instructed him to follow her up the winding staircase. BA lingered a few steps behind in a childish and unsuccessful effort to look up her dress, the theory being, of course, that the less she wore underneath the more likely an exciting experience awaited him.

He paid her the customary .6, then followed her to the Table Shower. It was during this event that BA gained the insight that this would not turn out to be one for the record books. She touched all of the right places but did so with cold water and through the use of a rough-textured face cloth, applied rigorously; also applied very quickly, as though Beelzebub himself were slouching and clawing his way up the stairs and would consume both of us if we tarried in the shower room for anything more than the five minutes the lady had allocated for this first event.

BA and the mid-40 YO lady walked down the hall to the massage room, where upon the lady began to provide a rather nice, though vigorous, massage for less than ten minutes. After a little preliminary and cursory tickling, she flipped BA over and immediately asked what he wanted. BA considered this question with the gravity it deserved, pausing to smoke a fine cigar and sip a little brandy from the crystal carafe kept in his car to enhance a contemplative mood when required by circumstances, then replied that he wanted to see the lady out of her dress. BA and the lady settled upon a price of .6 for this service, and he promised to provide an extra incentive fee if merited. She removed her dress, exposing a reasonable pair of B's, nicely punctuated by nickel-sized nipples. She also had what he has heard referred to as a slight "jelly roll," but this was not so prominent as to be distracting.

The TS experience, having served as a harbinger of things to come, set the theme. The HE was perhaps the most vigorous BA has experienced to date. BA also wanted to take advantage of the lady's state of undress, so he moved her into suckling position while at the same time gently exploring her nether regions, causing the lady began to writhe back and forth, accompanied by a loud soundtrack comprised of moans of varied duration and intensity.

BA asked her to slow down. He asked her about a dozen times, and she quickly complied but just as quickly reverted to her former breakneck speed. Five minutes or less into this, she protested that BA was too slow and requested that he kindly complete his half of of the mission. Dear Reader, you know where this story goes. BA does not like to be pressured. He explained to the lady that his plumbing was wired to his brain in such a manner that the slower the stroke, the faster the desired goal would be attained, but to no avail as this logic was entirely too abstract for her. Finally BA told her to stop, please stop. She asked BA whether he would be just as slow if he had inserted Little Brother into the nice place where her thighs converged, but in his usual candid style, he informed her that this would not hasten the conclusion. She then invited him to take a shower, return to the room and attempt the insertion. Amazing though it seems in hindsight, BA demurred, having mentally walked away from this place in search of greener pastures.

BA then drove for 20 minutes to return to another Spa where some time ago a truly beautiful 30 YO lady with world-class headlights stapled to her chest provided a satisfying experience at a bargain price. Entering the Spa, BA encountered a different but equally stunning younger lady, thin but with a pair of finely pointed B's poking proudly against the fabric of her dress. After the usual 20 minutes of barely-skilled massage, she instructed BA to flip. This time, he made his desire plain: "1. Lose the dress. 2. Take your time with a slow HE and 3. BA will be a kind fellow indeed when it comes to compensation." She removed her clothing and BA experienced a rare treat, as she is a Spinner in the classic sense. BA would match her up against any Spinners he has known. Her unbound breasts were succulent and perfectly shaped, sporting perfect brown erect nipples pointed slightly skyward. She was also gifted with the most appealing heart shaped dimpled buttocks your Humble Editor has viewed and squeezed in some time.

This visual and sensory treat, bordering on overload, yielded a nice, explosive finish and BA promised to return soon, asking what the going rate would be in the event that he wanted to obtain FS the next time around. She quoted 1.4, so added to the house fee the total experience would cost 2.0. Now BA only rarely (once in several years) indulges in FS at the AMPs because Little Brother does not like to be covered. But for this favored little Spinner he might be tempted to risk the embarrassment that would accompany momentary flaccidity.

BA may well consider relocating his base of operations to this wonderful AMP haven, especially knowing as he does that the lady at the first spa visited today will most likely soon be rotated out, replaced perhaps by another wanton and saucy little vixen well schooled in the womanly arts.

[Yello Tail]

Nice story, but this is the Boston forum, not RI.

For illustrative purposes given recent posts on YMMV and tipping.

1 - Example of YMMV - everyone gets a HR there - I didn't because I suggested more. If I posted in RI with detail, the board's advice would have been don't go looking for FS in a HR place. But its a forbidden fruit thing with me, besides it happened there before -a good reason not to mention the location.

2 - Example of no HE, no tip. Numerous posts recently on whether tipping is appropriate if there is no HE. My opinion is that it is up to you - my practice is no tip.

[Cessna Pilot13]

I was in a well known RI R&T place that advertises in the adult section of the Phoenix. Nice TS with all the right attention to the details. Even comments on junior standing tall. Back in the room nice massage and a little tease. Flip and it was very obvious that serious attention was called for. Focused on shoulders, chest, legs, feet and we are done. Returns with hot towel for the oil and then she leaves.

I'm shocked - I have always left there satisfied. But I smile as she leads me out. 60 and 0.

Went to another near-by R&T place - although the first TS and massage were much better, the second ended with much better results. 60 plus 40.

Nice story, but this is the boston forum, not RI.

[Kinfolk]

Sadly,I as well partook on this one and was disaapointed as well. Great body,pretty face, can't massage to save her life, feather touch is being generous. However, if you like that sort of thing go for it. On way out I did notice a female in a minivan waiting not so covertly. I would guess it was her safety net or back-up just in case of negative situations. YMMV but I would say don't waste time or money on this one.

Have been trying to set up an appointment for a while and was looking forward to the visit. She is in a commercial building that is easy to get to and find. She cancelled on me while I was in the parking lot the first time(don't you hate that), but I just had to try.

I went for her BS line of an emergency and scheduled a few days later. She is 30 something with a nice body. She gives feather touch a new meaning. I mean she tickled me more than anythig else. I am one that likes a decent massage so I will not be back. For those of you that like nice young girls with very nice bodies, she fits the bill. I don't get any impression that there is anything more than a HE on the menu. 1 hr is 120 and I gave no tip. I would say a 1/2 is all you need. The massage is worthless but the body is worth something.

sorry, should have put this on non-asian.

[Natebost]

Have been trying to set up an appointment for a while and was looking forward to the visit. She is in a commercial building that is easy to get to and find. She cancelled on me while I was in the parking lot the first time(don't you hate that), but I just had to try.

I went for her BS line of an emergency and scheduled a few days later. She is 30 something with a nice body. She gives feather touch a new meaning. I mean she tickled me more than anythig else. I am one that likes a decent massage so I will not be back. For those of you that like nice young girls with very nice bodies, she fits the bill. I don't get any impression that there is anything more than a HE on the menu. 1 hr is 120 and I gave no tip. I would say a 1/2 is all you need. The massage is worthless but the body is worth something.

sorry, should have put this on non-asian.