CookyJar's Streetwalker Photos

[CookyJar]

I've had my eyes out for Andrea in AC for years now (is it really going on 3-4 years since she renounced her solemn vows and left you so abruptly?).

Three years last May. My how the forum has changed. I remember being a newbie and getting grief from all sides. That much hasn't changed.

My how times flies when your having fun.

Sometimes we are better off with our memories. Just imagine how she'd looked after putting on jail weight (6'4" 300lbs).

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

I was curious, so I checked.

Of the 2,469 reports posted, over the last 4 years, in the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread:” 929 were posted by CookyJar, 76 were posted by Davey 1965 and 51 by Mike 80. The rest were posted by various members, who posted less than 50 comments each.


Of the 1,914 reposts posted, over the last 2 years, in the “Supereloquent’s Reports – Philadelphia Thread.” 1,026 were posted by SuperEleloquent, 96 were posted by CookyJar and 60 were posted by Ssssbadboyssss. The rest were posted by various members, who posted less than 50 comments each.


Strange as it may seem you may be telling the truth. In which case I apologize for doubting you. However; as a point of protest and until I am told otherwise I will continue to avoid posting in your thread.


Still being curious I checked to see how many times you’ve posted in the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.” As it turns out it’s nada, zip, zero, none. According to the information provided on this site, “Supereloquent,” has never posted in the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.” Not one time.


How could this be? Why? I am the second highest poster in your thread and you and your report count don’t even exist in the thread provided for me.


I will “Man-Up,” and offer you my apology for not believing what you claimed. Only an, “Administrator” could have removed all of you old post from the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.” Are you an, “Administrator?” Part owner maybe? (As I have already said, meaning no disrespect, I will not post my comments in you thread. I don’t see where it would hurt anything (except for your post count), so, as a form of protest I will continue to perform as I have been.


FYI: I too have had to labor under certain restrictions. I cannot post pictures anywhere other than the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.”


Continued good hunting,
CookyJar

[Mike 80]

Andrea was a real favorite of mine. I’d love to see her again. Last I heard she was on CraigList working out of Atlantic City. That was 3 or 4 years ago. I still miss her.

I've had my eyes out for Andrea in AC for years now (is it really going on 3-4 years since she renounced her solemn vows and left you so abruptly?). Like a dunce I never put 2+2 together during the fairly lengthy time she was a AC SW regular after leaving Philly. As you can see from her photos, facially and in terms of body she is an attractive SW but (-ouch forgive me Cooky!) her slightly freakish height put her low on my to-do list until someone pointed out that she was now in AC and I suddenly realized that the super tall AC SW I was always seeing was actually Cooky's dear betrothed. Unfortunately I only spotted her once after that and wasn't able to connect. I rarely check out CL so maybe she is still around.

[CookyJar]

wow Cooky is that true? Have you ever written about it?

Street

Yes! I've written about it.

… We were married in a small ceremony (just the two of us). After our vows, we took pictures in the park. Later at the reception we drank some bubbly. The honey moon was a popping success. The good part is the wedding, reception and honeymoon only cost $30.

(I have been wondering, why no one asked about Andreas height? Andrea is 6’ 4”. She says she played basketball when she was younger.)

CookyJar

PS: I don't normally do action shots, but like Prince said, "She is a very talented girl."

Click Meet the Wife – Andrea for a more detailed account of our marriage. And Click here Andrea - Have mercy Baby for the first review I did on Andrea. Altogether I’ve done approximately 5 postings on Andrea.

Andrea was a real favorite of mine. I’d love to see her again. Last I heard she was on CraigList working out of Atlantic City. That was 3 or 4 years ago. I still miss her.

After she had performed a really special, “Deep Throat,” BBBJ, I looked her straight in the eye and asked, “Will you marry me.” We both laughed. From that moment on I was her hubby and she was the wife. Andrea was one of the few girls who I really enjoyed hanging out with, whether it was a date or just hanging-out. At 6’4” Andrea was a lot of woman, a lot of fun and the closest I have come to having a SWer bride.



CookyJar

[Street Steve]

She left me in the middle of the honeymoon.



Cookyjar

wow Cooky is that true? Have you ever written about it? I understand if you didn't want to.

You know I once knew a Woman that hated Christmas. One Christmas eve she and her child ran off with a married man that she was nuts about, he nailed the shit out of her that night, and when she woke up Christmas day, he was gone. He had gone back to his wife and left her in motel room all alone.

Street

[CookyJar]

I am also not responding to your insistence on an apology for my reply to another member's post. The member in question and I have already come to terms on it, and it is not your business just because the original post appeared in your thread, regardless what you think. It was between him and me and it is settled. Case closed.

Thanks for not responding.

I never insisted. It didn’t matter whose thread the original post appeared in. I have no problem with your commenting in you thread on post originating in this thread. (I still have trouble thinking of this as “my thread.” Others call this my thread. I rarely refer to it as, “my thread.”)

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

You obviously will continue to go to "my house" (Los Angeles) by way of "your house" (Florida). It's a round about route, but you clearly are dead set in doing it that way.

PS: As in the saluting thing, it's an ANALOGY! Don't wig out on the literal details, chest-thumping Marine.

I agree with you. If time and a direct route is your objective, going to Los Angeles by way of Florida is stupid. It makes no sense. There is no logic about it. It’s idiotic. Foolish! Why are you doing it? Because is not an answer! You started it, not me. You were the first to state that you would only post replies in your own thread, not me. I am doing it as a protest. Why are you doing it?

It was a bad analogy. As a Marine and a wounded Veteran, I thought it was in bad taste. That’s why I blew the arms off the thing.

I like my “House,” analogy better. Think of the "USASEXGuide," as a country. The "Philadelphia forum," is a city within that country. Most of our neighbors live in apartments; you and I have private homes. Everyone in the neighborhood loves me because I am sooooo cute and funny. I can go visit any of my neighbors anywhere and anytime I want too. They can come visit me. I can visit them at their home. They can come to my house. We can meet on the corner of StreetWalker & General Tread St. We can even visit other towns and cities. We have a stuck-up neighbor who thinks he lives in a castle and will only speak to his neighbors when he is looking down his nose from his window. (This neighbor recently moved from the lower eastside after selling his soul.) FreakLikDat was building a really nice home of his own; but he got evicted and is now homeless.

ROFLMBAS

Poppycock – anglicized form of the Dutch pappekak,[1] which literally means soft dung or diarrhea (from Dutch pap pap + kak dung) – is an interjection meaning "nonsense" or "balderdash".

(I was tired. I couldn’t thank of the correct spelling and I didn’t feel liking googling. Sue me. Thanks for the German translation, Mein Fuher. I prefer the Dutch usage. As in you are full of soft dung or diarrhea. LOL)

CookyJar

PS: Yes! I am proud to be a Marine. It’s not “chest-thumping,” when it’s true. Ask your GrandMom.

(My grandmother says it isn't bragging if it's the truth.)

[CookyJar]

The lewd photos of unchaste women, especially in brazen public locations such as the outdoors or in cars, just drive me wild with lustful thoughts!

Even something simply suggestive as this upskirt. Very nice!

WOW!!! Fbtom,

Check out the number of views for the last four ”UPSKIRT pictures” I posted. See how fast they went over a thousand views. I guess you are not the only member driven to wild lustful thoughts by, “Lewd photo of unchaste women,…in public locations…”

LOL

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

If I were a fellow soldier, and I had no arms, would you disrespect me by not saluting me, simply because I could not return the salute? That is precisely the case here. You are well aware that I cannot respond in any other threads but my own.

That is not precisely the case here. I am aware of no such thing.

For all I know you are making the whole thing up. I am not saying you did and I am not saying you didn’t. I am saying that it does not seem fair. It is not fair to you, it is not fair to me and it is not fair to the rest of the forum. We’ve got to come over to your house if we want to see you. If you want to see one of us, we’ve got to come over to your house. No matter what it is, everything has to take place in your house. (Translation: If we want to say something to you; we have to say it in your threat. If you want to say something to us; it has to be said in you thread. Everything has to be said in your thread.) That’s pop-peacock.

You are not responding in my thread. You say you have a good reason. I am not responding in your thread. I say I have a good reason. That is tit for tat in my book. (If it makes you feel better, what if I said the admin asked me to do it this way. How’s that? Better?)

I am a Marine. (I know! You were a Four Star General in the Air Force, flew jets and served in the big one.) I was a commissioned officer. I served with honor. I was wounded in Vietnam. I am a retired disabled veteran. Protocol in the military branches differ. Marines don’t salute indoors. Marines don’t salute uncovered. Marines salute the rank, not the man. Marines don’t salute over the internet. If you had no arms or a half dozen arms it would not matter - if you didn’t fit the code of behavior – I would not salute. If you were a higher ranking officer – I would come to attention. If you were a higher ranking officer, standing outside covered, and all you had was a asshole – I would salute you (Unless we were in a designated combat arena).

Are you implying that you are the higher ranking officer?

“Heil Hitler!!!”

At any rate; I believe we’ve gotten away from the original concern. Who cares who writes in what thread, when, why and what fore. The question is: What made you think it was necessary for you to reply to Jerseymonger1 in the manner that you did and why don’t you think he is owed an apology. That is the real issue. Not all of this other bunk.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

I remember reading comments about "your wife" when I first joined the forum last fall and thought it was tongue-in-cheek humor and not really your wife. Is this correct?

She left me in the middle of the honeymoon.



CookyJar

[Fbtom]

Careful, that's my wife you are talking about. LOL

CookyJar

I remember reading comments about "your wife" when I first joined the forum last fall and thought it was tongue-in-cheek humor and not really your wife. Is this correct?

Regardless if she is unchaste or not, your wife or not, I was referring more to the style of photography with using the link as an example.

[Loop Vet]

I have the ideas; it’s the models that I am missing. I would really like to do some more graveyard pictures. Maybe someday, who knows?

I remember those from the MSN group days. That was your MO. I always wondered why you stopped.

[CookyJar]

The lewd photos of unchaste women, especially in brazen public locations such as the outdoors or in cars, just drive me wild with lustful thoughts!

Even something simply suggestive as this upskirt. Very nice!

Careful, that's my wife you are talking about. LOL

Unfortunately when you use SWers as models for out-of-door pictures you are pretty much stuck with what they have on at the moment. Even if I were of the mind to purchase an outfit, most girls don’t have the time or inclination to shop. Thus, most of the outdoor pictures are nudes.

Here are a few you might like. I am posting a couple of sample pictures. If you search for the original post you’ll find more.

I have the ideas; it’s the models that I am missing. I would really like to do some more graveyard pictures. Maybe someday, who knows?



CookyJar

[Street Steve]

To begin with, I am not a big fan of the "Mid-Night Shift. " Trolling after mid-night is not my thing. However there are some benefits to night fishing. There are some fish that only bite at night. Keeping with the metaphor, there are certain girls who only come out after dark; that is a fact.

How I ended up on the avenue long after 10pm is a rather long story. Has this or anything similar ever happen to anyone else? I had driven the avenue about twice; there were a lot of girls out and about. It was about 6pm. In preparation I had taken a blue pill earlier. Without warning I received a call on my cell. I and some important papers were needed in another county outside of Philadelphia. My other car and the papers were parked in Germantown. After delivering the papers, I had a decision to make, what to do about the blue pill now running though my veins. Those blue pills are very expensive, we are talking about $15 bucks each, and they should not be wasted – right?.

Taking out-door pictures at night poses a number of huge problems for the amateur. Finding a good location and setting tops the list. Then there is the flash and it's potential to draw attention from LE. And there is the problem of the view finder. (This is especially a problem for guys like SuperEloquent who use "Range Finders. ") In a dark car without assisted lighting it is nearly impossible to see your subject though the camera's view finder. Using the cars dome light just multiplies your chances of being observed. Even if the taking of pictures is a legal act, there are obscenity and public nudity laws to consider. With Heather's help I was able to get around most of these problems.

CookyJar

oh Cooky, I want her!. She and I could have a rainy day fuck fest. Great Post.

I am not going to state who is or who is not King of this forum but I would venture to say this. You are definitely part of the Royal fucking Family. So ok now with that behind us, pull out those pictures of Di and her Dildo! And did you really pick her up on Somerset?

Street

[Fbtom]

The lewd photos of unchaste women, especially in brazen public locations such as the outdoors or in cars, just drive me wild with lustful thoughts!

Even something simply suggestive as this upskirt. Very nice!