Massage Parlor Reports

[Scwoodus]

Well, that's two experiments I paid way too much for. Cute girls, but charge too much for too little.

When I first saw the posts about the new place, especially since they had latinas working, I was pretty excited. That is until I read the reviews here. Haven't played in the hobby much lately and doesn't look like I'll be starting agaain there. .

[Dragon7]

Went to the new place on Olympic again and got Isabella this time. I saw her in the hall last time, so I was looking forward to her. Sadly, the whole session was kinda a flop. Isabella doesn't speak English, except for "No" which she said to everything. She had an alarm set for 30 minutes, and started trying to hurry me along by 15 minutes in. Everything was 100% covered and she didn't even seem to want to finish me with a HJ uncovered. At least she did that.

Well, that's two experiments I paid way too much for. Cute girls, but charge too much for too little.

[MaddMaxxx]

I agree. I am not a fan of CBJ either. It wasn't much of a massage and I was not a fan of the lotion either but I had my hand on that ass the whole time!

I forgot to mention in my review. Maybe some do it too. Most of the time, I do not start face down on the table. I start already flipped. They will come in, rub from my leg to my chest and ask if I want "Boom, Boom" or motion for HE.

I decided to check out the new place too. Went in and saw Alicia. She said she was Colombian. Great ass and tits. Paid $$ and she said "Ok!" I stripped and about 5 minutes later she came back and started rubbing lotion on me. Not what I'd call a massage at all. After some teasing she told me to turn over and started on the CBJ, a really good one.

I don't usually go for the CBJ, especially at $$, but Alicia was cute enough, and the BJ good enough, I might go back. Especially if I can talk her into BBBJ in the future.

[GoldMinerLxv]

The Bad - Going to the front of the establishment was not comfortable as there was a homeless gentleman screaming at people as they drove in & out of the shared parking lot. I guess I caught his eye as I stood at the door awaiting to get opened as he when into a tirade that I was standing there. Guess that is the norm with the increase of homeless people in the greater Oly-Lacey area but his spontaneous outburts at everyone and everything was not a fun time to consider what might be next from him.

The Ugly - Unfortunately I will not be going back because as much as I appreciated her efforts, the frumpy look she has after taking off her outfit was a mood killer for me. Not sure if its me getting older, not getting to do a whole lot of hobbying lately, or just paying $$ for a so-so experience with no kissing, covered everything and a pathetic massage but just not feeling the hobby or the AMP scene right now.

Sorry to hear that buddy. My last 2 visits were last summer and with Coco both times. She's MILF quality and has a great attitude, nice body, and FS is on her menu. So unless it's a different Coco, there are several RM posts about her, the most recent being this month. So based on your 'frumpy' comment, it sounds like you drew someone else. Did you get her name?

Regarding the front door entrance, had I thought about it at the time I would have mentioned that they have a back door entrance too that is much less conspicuous even though it can seen from the pot shop across the parking lot. I always park on Lacey Blvd SE across the street from the apartment building & walk to Yu from there.

So if you're willing to give them a second shot, give Coco a try. I have always text for an appointment too to ensure I get who I want.

[BBHunter425]

Good afternoon Gents.

As hobbying has been slim to none for the BBHunter lately, figured I would tryout YU Massage (YU Massage is hyperlinked so you know what place I am talking about) this past week after reading GoldMinerLxv's recent post, and I wanted to share my experience for the South Sound hobbyists.

The Good - Paid the normal. 4 house fee for a half hour to the 40-ish woman who began with a light massage on my back. While faced down began rubbing her legs and surprisingly she moved my hands to her buttocks so was forced to oblige. After massaging her butt she asked with those magical words of "boom, boom," and after a fee of $1. 6 we were off to the races. She allowed me to roam all over with my hands including some FIV, DATY, and sucked on her nipples. She responded with a few ohhhhs and then motioned for me to lay back where she placed a cover on and went CBJ for a little while before she transitioned to cfs. She stroked for a while in a squat position and after while finally got a release. Was cleaned off with a nice warm rag and then offered a water on my way out the back which I really appreciated.

The Bad - Going to the front of the establishment was not comfortable as there was a homeless gentleman screaming at people as they drove in & out of the shared parking lot. I guess I caught his eye as I stood at the door awaiting to get opened as he when into a tirade that I was standing there. Guess that is the norm with the increase of homeless people in the greater Oly-Lacey area but his spontaneous outburts at everyone and everything was not a fun time to consider what might be next from him.

The Ugly - Unfortunately I will not be going back because as much as I appreciated her efforts, the frumpy look she has after taking off her outfit was a mood killer for me. Not sure if its me getting older, not getting to do a whole lot of hobbying lately, or just paying $$ for a so-so experience with no kissing, covered everything and a pathetic massage but just not feeling the hobby or the AMP scene right now.

Stay safe & happy hunting.

BBHunter.

[Dragon7]

I decided to check out the new place too. Went in and saw Alicia. She said she was Colombian. Great ass and tits. Paid $$ and she said "Ok!" I stripped and about 5 minutes later she came back and started rubbing lotion on me. Not what I'd call a massage at all. After some teasing she told me to turn over and started on the CBJ, a really good one.

I don't usually go for the CBJ, especially at $$, but Alicia was cute enough, and the BJ good enough, I might go back. Especially if I can talk her into BBBJ in the future.

[MaddMaxxx]

I only gave her $. 8 even though she asked for $$ It seemed that $$$ is everything, unlike the asian massage parlars where it is a "menu. " LOL.

Damn. Was that for your service fee or any?

That is kind of the main reason I want to go back and try her.

[HelloSailor]

When asked about DATY, she shook her head no.

Damn. Was that for your service fee or any?

That is kind of the main reason I want to go back and try her.

[MaddMaxxx]

After I read this, I had to go see for myself. You are right, the place is kinda sketch. There is no signage. The only "identifying" features was the neon lights around the boarded up window. It was a little awkward ringing the doorbell and having to wait for someone to come let you in. I was greeted by probably the same thick Latina (Alicia). She had on a tight black skirt that showed off her perfect round a $. Her top as also black with her boobs spilling out. The building was empty and cold. There was a "waiting room" area that I guess they would be if someone came in and they could greet them.

She stated that the fee was. 6. After I had gave her the fee, we walked down the hallway and the only thing I could focus on was how that a $$ was moving. I was in a trance. After walking into the room, Alicia asked me to take off my clothes and ask I took off she said that it would be $$$ "Scuse Me, I thought" I said I only brought $. 8 and started putting on my shirt and she said, "Okay but Next Time.

As she walked out of the room I got undressed. After about 5 minutes, she came back in and started putting lotion on me. Not much of a "massage" but who goes there for a massage anyways?! She asked me my name and told me hers was Alicia and she was from Columbia, which is somewhere I wanted to go. She told me about the cities I should visit and how beautiful it was there as she was rubbing lotion over me. She also stated that she had only been in Washington for 3 days and just was in Florida.

After a few minutes she grabbed a condom, gave me a CBJ and asked me to stand up as she bent over the table. When asked about DATY, she shook her head no. Her a $$ was so round and the way it bounced. Geezeeee.

Got curious and went to check it out. First thing is there is no signage at all. Just a locked door with a doorbell. The door opens and a thick and I mean thick Latina (but not fat) standing there in shorts and a very tight top with her boobs spilling out. My immediate thought is not generally my type but I'd be willing to try. But before I commit I ask if there is anyone else recalling the ad said 6 girls on staff. From around the corner comes another Latina, not so thick and much taller, then a black girl not skinny by my usual Asian standards but not fat either. Small A-B chest. The girl at the door that greeted me yells down the hall and out comes a tall, semi thick girl with obvious natural D's coming out of her bathrobe she's wearing. Nothing else as best I can tell. I try not to stare at her chest but it's hard to look away. Faced with bigger girls and big tits I went for the Black girl since I haven't been with one in years. I ask her where she's from and she says Cuba and the other girls are from all over Latin America. Ecuador and Columbia..

[GoldMinerLxv]

Weird vibe. Met by the Latina. Verified huge tits. Needed translator app and mgr- said no massage offered. No house fee. Went right to all in at 360 - Oped out. Nego 140 for CBJ. Robe came off. No touch below waist -deadpan zero emotion HJ- lackluster service. Couldn't get into it.

Will not repeat with her.

Your mileage may vary depending on cash.

Sounds to me like this place has been contagiously infected by the deadly GPS virus. I'll stay away until they get it eradicated.

[Jerris35]

What was the damage? $.

Weird vibe. Met by the Latina. Verified huge tits. Needed translator app and mgr- said no massage offered. No house fee. Went right to all in at 360 - Oped out. Nego 140 for CBJ. Robe came off. No touch below waist -deadpan zero emotion HJ- lackluster service. Couldn't get into it.

Will not repeat with her.

Your mileage may vary depending on cash.

[HelloSailor]

What was the damage? $.

I just handed her $$ like I normally do everywhere.

[Runner2448]

Got curious and went to check it out. First thing is there is no signage at all. Just a locked door with a doorbell. The door opens and a thick and I mean thick Latina (but not fat) standing there in shorts and a very tight top with her boobs spilling out. My immediate thought is not generally my type but I'd be willing to try. But before I commit I ask if there is anyone else recalling the ad said 6 girls on staff. From around the corner comes another Latina, not so thick and much taller, then a black girl not skinny by my usual Asian standards but not fat either. Small A-B chest. The girl at the door that greeted me yells down the hall and out comes a tall, semi thick girl with obvious natural D's coming out of her bathrobe she's wearing. Nothing else as best I can tell. I try not to stare at her chest but it's hard to look away. Faced with bigger girls and big tits I went for the Black girl since I haven't been with one in years. I ask her where she's from and she says Cuba and the other girls are from all over Latin America. Ecuador and Columbia.

So the Girl I picked is named Isabel, she got right to nibbling on my neck and ear. Her hands were very cold, so we skipped the massage. I got right to daty, which she pretended to like a lot. We tried several positions and I just couldn't stay hard and the condom began to slip towards my head so I pulled it off. She laid back like she was ready to do it without and I did rub a little here and there but stopped myself from going in raw. Then I wanted to just rub on her pussy and oiled her up but she hadn't shaved in awhile and it was like sandpaper. So she started in with a hand job and occasional BBBJ to help me complete. Not a bad session, not great. I just had an off day. I would probably not repeat with her. But enjoyed the change of pace.

I kind of want to go back and try the thick girl and the one with the healthy D's.

What was the damage? $.

[HelloSailor]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/olymp...-/687604652980

By all means, please TOFTT and then post your experience here.

Got curious and went to check it out. First thing is there is no signage at all. Just a locked door with a doorbell. The door opens and a thick and I mean thick Latina (but not fat) standing there in shorts and a very tight top with her boobs spilling out. My immediate thought is not generally my type but I'd be willing to try. But before I commit I ask if there is anyone else recalling the ad said 6 girls on staff. From around the corner comes another Latina, not so thick and much taller, then a black girl not skinny by my usual Asian standards but not fat either. Small A-B chest. The girl at the door that greeted me yells down the hall and out comes a tall, semi thick girl with obvious natural D's coming out of her bathrobe she's wearing. Nothing else as best I can tell. I try not to stare at her chest but it's hard to look away. Faced with bigger girls and big tits I went for the Black girl since I haven't been with one in years. I ask her where she's from and she says Cuba and the other girls are from all over Latin America. Ecuador and Columbia.

So the Girl I picked is named Isabel, she got right to nibbling on my neck and ear. Her hands were very cold, so we skipped the massage. I got right to daty, which she pretended to like a lot. We tried several positions and I just couldn't stay hard and the condom began to slip towards my head so I pulled it off. She laid back like she was ready to do it without and I did rub a little here and there but stopped myself from going in raw. Then I wanted to just rub on her pussy and oiled her up but she hadn't shaved in awhile and it was like sandpaper. So she started in with a hand job and occasional BBBJ to help me complete. Not a bad session, not great. I just had an off day. I would probably not repeat with her. But enjoyed the change of pace.

I kind of want to go back and try the thick girl and the one with the healthy D's.

[GoldMinerLxv]

I saw that a new spot opened downtown today, and I was wondering if anyone has TOFTT yet?

If not, I might go in Thursday or Friday.

I wan't aware of any new places in downtown but I f you're referring to this place then I hope you realize the photos are more than likely NOT representative of the available girls. Sorry, but my experience has been those ads are generally not 'accurate'.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/olymp...-/687604652980

By all means, please TOFTT and then post your experience here. The more details you can provide the better.