Massage Parlor Reports

**Bigcatt69** · 11-22-09 13:40

Found myself dreaming in Houston a few weeks ago of being on a sunny island with a tall sexy k-girl named Sammy, lovely long legs, pleasingly proportioned and deliciously large rosebuds. While pleasing to the eye and to the touch, this girl's attention to detail was lacking in the TS, and funny that she claimed to have studied massage although she studied certain languages very well. So despite a lackluster back massage, on the flip she really made me stand to attention and gave my boys some really nice attention before making me melt away in relaxation. As I was dreaming that it was soon time to wake up, she asked me for a "cookie" but I had none left in my jar. Not perfect, but all in all, I hope my dreams take me back to this Island!

**Jrichards9993** · 11-12-09 15:32

Will be traveling to Houston soon, anything worthwhile near The Woodlands?

**DrGori** · 11-10-09 22:16

Originally Posted by BabyHuey

If it's called "Blue Sky Bath House", it sounds like you'll get what your looking for. Looks like your going to have to TOFTT though.

Actually it's Blue Sky Aromatherapy. The name changed at some point but the place looks the same.

**BabyHuey** · 11-07-09 15:48

If it's called "Blue Sky Bath House", it sounds like you'll get what your looking for. Looks like your going to have to TOFTT though.

**DrGori** · 11-05-09 22:49

Has anyone gone to the Blue Sky Bath House? It's located on Hwy 3 across from Ellington. I'd like to know what to expect.

Thanks

**BabyHuey** · 10-29-09 23:45

That's the norm. Usually 50 or 60 door fee and 100 more for fs.

**Hairypusslover** · 10-29-09 00:18

I was passing through your fine town this week and found an ad on backpage. I called and inquired with ajuma about the price posted as $50. She says its $60 but I insisted on 50 as thats the price they posted. She grudginly agreed and this made my day as I love getting the Koreans to come down. (I used to live there) Made my way to the place and got the shower table which was relaxing and then the average looking attendent walked on my back and got the kinks out. Haggled for FS for $ as she wanted $.60 but I was persistant. So, I got a relaxing table shower, ok massage and laid for $.50. How did I do? I think I did ok! Got cleaned, rubbed and then squirted!

**Spudhub** · 10-19-09 21:54

Hey--I am a Senior Member from Ohio. I go to Houston once in a while, and I am traveling there again this week. I would love help finding some petite, busty white/hispanic providers in Houston somewhere. I can help you in New York, Miami, Los Angeles, Chicago, or Toronto if you travel. Looks are more important than extent of service. I used to go to XTC or LaFemme but I have fallen out of touch and the other site I know about doesn't allow reviews of XTC any more. Please PM me if you can help and I will try to return the favor. Thanks

**LuvumBare** · 10-13-09 15:30

...I live in south Jersey and frequent the AMPs in Philly. About a month ago, we got a beautiful new girl in town who says she is from Houston. Mamasan tells the same story and I've known her for 8 years so I believe her.

The girl goes by the work name of Jessie. She is 27, 5'5" about 110# and has some very well done b-cup bolt-ons. She has a beautiful face and speaks super English. She is smart and knows where she is going. Says she has been in the US for 7 years and spent all her time in Houston AMPS.

As added decoration, she has a tattoo around her upper arm as well as a large one starting on her right hip and flowing down her leg.

I just wanted to thank you for sending her up to the Northeast. She has some nice things to say about her Houston clients although she also says there were some real a**holes. Not a problem because you probably have fewer of them than we do.

She is a FS provider who is also capable of doing fantastic things with golf balls and garden hoses.

Thanks again for the fine contribution to our community.
'bare

ps - If you recognize her from this description, give me a pm.

**Dawg2005** · 10-10-09 16:28

I have been busted a few times in massage parlors and strip clubs over the years I guess because I wear my hair short and all. I got busted by a SW one time because I was driving my son's Taurus. She wouldn't get in the car at all. Never mind that the Taurus was 10 yrs old at the time. It just goes with the territory. Sometimes we think they are cops, some times they think we are.

When one asks me if I am a cop, I turn it around on them and say no, are you!

Originally Posted by Cazikng

Weirdest thing ever happened a few weeks ago.

Went to Asian Dolls to check out what the scene was like, despite a mediocre previous report. Walked in, lady in charge quotes the house fee at 0.6. Not my first time at an AMP, so I kind of know the protocol. She shows me into a room, i smile and give her ass a little squeeze and she looks at me in shock as if I branded her with a hot iron. She asks to see my DL, but I had left my wallet in the car (brought only what I needed with me).

She sends in a girl 4/10 (she had a moustache!) who seemed pleasant if nothing else. Starts with the massage and does a fairly decent job. i tell her it feels good and she was bowled over by the compliment. The towel slides off and a little attention to the boys but she seemed shy even though I let her know what I was in the mood for. She let my hands roam wherever they wanted to.

40 mins later I hear the lady in charge saying something to her through the door. She leaves the room, comes back, words with the lady in charge through the door again. Lady in charge comes in, hands me my money, and says I should leave now. I figure something is about to happen and that I don't want to find out the details. Got dressed and left. As I head out the door I see a guy 40-ish, white shirt and dockers holding the door open and saying something to a buddy trying to park an SUV.

My guess is that I came pretty damn close to a brush with LEO. No reason to ever go back.

**YoHimBeBrother** · 10-10-09 15:22

I agree, $150 is about right.

Originally Posted by Pay Pal

Close. Should be $150 at most. Some of these places that say they charge 160 will take 150 without saying a word about it. GT, Dream, GH, etc.

**Cazikng** · 10-08-09 11:09

Weirdest thing ever happened a few weeks ago.

Went to Asian Dolls to check out what the scene was like, despite a mediocre previous report. Walked in, lady in charge quotes the house fee at 0.6. Not my first time at an AMP, so I kind of know the protocol. She shows me into a room, i smile and give her ass a little squeeze and she looks at me in shock as if I branded her with a hot iron. She asks to see my DL, but I had left my wallet in the car (brought only what I needed with me).

She sends in a girl 4/10 (she had a moustache!) who seemed pleasant if nothing else. Starts with the massage and does a fairly decent job. i tell her it feels good and she was bowled over by the compliment. The towel slides off and a little attention to the boys but she seemed shy even though I let her know what I was in the mood for. She let my hands roam wherever they wanted to.

40 mins later I hear the lady in charge saying something to her through the door. She leaves the room, comes back, words with the lady in charge through the door again. Lady in charge comes in, hands me my money, and says I should leave now. I figure something is about to happen and that I don't want to find out the details. Got dressed and left. As I head out the door I see a guy 40-ish, white shirt and dockers holding the door open and saying something to a buddy trying to park an SUV.

My guess is that I came pretty damn close to a brush with LEO. No reason to ever go back.

**Pay Pal** · 10-07-09 10:50

Originally Posted by Jay Lexington

Newbie to Houston.

Needed some relief so headed to Dream last night. The girl was nice, I do not remember her name. Got BJ and FS, of course covered.

Tipped 1.6 for the whole package, is that normal?

Play Safe,

Jay

Close. Should be $150 at most. Some of these places that say they charge 160 will take 150 without saying a word about it. GT, Dream, GH, etc.

**Jay Lexington** · 10-06-09 21:14

Newbie to Houston.

Needed some relief so headed to Dream last night. The girl was nice, I do not remember her name. Got BJ and FS, of course covered.

Tipped 1.6 for the whole package, is that normal?

Play Safe,

Jay

**Rope Man** · 10-04-09 20:01

If you've read me report in the SWs section, you know what my afternoon has been like. I decided to check out Happy Spa near my place on 1960. When I got there, I was surprised to see that the Happy Spa sign was gone and had been replaced with one calling the place Sakura Sauna.

I went in and met Vivi. She's a cute, petite, Chinese girl with a slight pooch, nice B-cups, and a gorgeous face. She told me all about the new service. After hearing her sales pitch, I decided to give it a try. I paid the .60 house fee and undressed in the massage room. She wrapped a towel around me and led me to teh shower sauna rooom. Vivi made sure to clean every crevice carefully during the table shower. Then she put me in the dry sauna for 30 minutes. Damn - that thing was even hotter than she was. I was sweating out all the impurities from my weekend partying in Florida. It was nice though - I could actually feel my muscles loosening up in the heat as the tension in my neck and upper back began to dissipate. After I was done in the sauna, she led me back to the massage room and proceeded to give me a back massage that was well above average. She spent extra time on my upper back and neck where she could tell the tension was. She worked out most of the stress knots back there. It was a welcome change from the typical cursory backrub most AMPs offer.
On the flip, she spent a lot of time on the pressure points in my face and on my shoulders and neck. By this time I was like jelly.
She surprised me by grabbing Mr. Happy and going to town. It was obvious that HE was the only thing on the menu. One hand stroked him as the other played with the boys. I attmepted to grope her and she turned to make it easier for me to rub her ass and tits. She moved her head back and forth, allowing her long black hair to tickle the area as well. Once I'd nutted, she cleaned me up and wiped down my entire body with a cool damp washcloth.

Total damage .60 + .40 tip. While this may sound like a lot for a HE to some of you, in my opinion, the sauna and excellent massage were worth $1. I've paid more for far worse service in legit massage parlors.

As I was leaving, she grabbed my ass, let me grab hers, and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I told her I'd tell my friends about her. If you go there, ask for Vivi - tell her Rope Man sent you.

Stay safe,
Rope