Massage Parlor Reports

[The Enjoyer]

I've read the forum, I'm a visitor, question, good massage and good service or just good service?? I looking for both.

Thanks

[Yyxx]

That is a profound exaggeration of a urethral swab. I must agree it isnt pleasant, but I've had it plenty of times, almost all of which were false alarms. Ive had 250 SWs do BBFS with me and I got chlamydia once.

Well, my description was accurate based on my own experience. I suppose that like so many other experiences in this hobby, YMMV. I can only comment on my own dick's sensations, not those of any others.

And if you have screwed 250 SWs bareback, Humpty, I (and I expect most other mongers) would consider you insane, or having a death wish.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Sorry if this is a little late; I only just noticed this post...

Oh my god, man... Are you F-ing insane? Do you value yourself so little that you would stick your unprotected schlong in a girl whose business is F-ing other guys and letting them stick their tongues in her c***?

Ever had a urethral swab? It's something they have to do to test you for certain STDs if they check you and notice a "drip" or other outward sign. Let me describe it to you from personal experience.

The nurse told me to stand between two tables and hang onto them for support while she spread the opening of my urethra and swabbed the inside of my dick with a q-tip for FIVE SECONDS. "This is going to hurt," she said. "How much?" I asked. "A lot," she replied, grimly.

Do this... Take a 10" chef's knife in each hand, hold them over an open flame until they are nicely glowing orange, and then jab one into each of your temples. That about describes how it felt. My knees immediately buckled and I nearly blacked out, which is something that has never happened to me before under any circumstances.

Do the rest of us a favor, Romo1122... If you're stupid enough to engage in BBFS with a provider, please inform the rest of us who it is so we who are not stupid/insane can avoid picking up whatever crud is crawling out of your hole.

Thank you.

/rant

That is a profound exaggeration of a urethral swab. I must agree it isnt pleasant, but I've had it plenty of times, almost all of which were false alarms. Ive had 250 SWs do BBFS with me and I got chlamydia once.

[Yyxx]

Sorry if this is a little late; I only just noticed this post...

Are BBBJ or BBFS available there?

Thanks!

Oh my god, man... Are you F-ing insane? Do you value yourself so little that you would stick your unprotected schlong in a girl whose business is F-ing other guys and letting them stick their tongues in her c***?

Ever had a urethral swab? It's something they have to do to test you for certain STDs if they check you and notice a "drip" or other outward sign. Let me describe it to you from personal experience.

The nurse told me to stand between two tables and hang onto them for support while she spread the opening of my urethra and swabbed the inside of my dick with a q-tip for FIVE SECONDS. "This is going to hurt," she said. "How much?" I asked. "A lot," she replied, grimly.

Do this... Take a 10" chef's knife in each hand, hold them over an open flame until they are nicely glowing orange, and then jab one into each of your temples. That about describes how it felt. My knees immediately buckled and I nearly blacked out, which is something that has never happened to me before under any circumstances.

Do the rest of us a favor, Romo1122... If you're stupid enough to engage in BBFS with a provider, please inform the rest of us who it is so we who are not stupid/insane can avoid picking up whatever crud is crawling out of your hole.

Thank you.

/rant

[Scotopictoo]

I had an Asian Happy Massage recently.

Yes, the one near Rice & Richmond.

A little unusual having a bunch of offices inside a parking garage. Felt a bit uncomfortable walking past the lawyers office, all windows, with someone staring at you as you walk by.

Cute young thing with limited English, but had enough knowledge of the universal language to satisfy my temporary needs.

Didn't even come close to the quality of my regular independent providers.

[Carx2004]

3:00 am. Ask for Connie. Solid be cup. Not bad looking. Talked her in to a quicky for 120. Hidden in the corner. Clean. Will visit again. Phone # on the window next to the door. If you want the # or if you have any q's foe me then pm me. Senior members only. Sorry but I have to make a name for myself. LOL. Out.

[Yyxx]

Does anyone have anything on...some asian girls who advertise on Backpage at South Rice & Richmond (Galleria Spa? ).

Read back a ways in this forum. If this is the place that advertises as being across from a bank, I remember someone posting a negative review. Sorry, too lazy to do the research, but it's in here...

[Romo1122]

Dont waste your time at sakura, if you are looking for good looking and awesome service take the time and drive North to 1960 and hit up Sun Island. I havent seen an ugly girl in there yet. The service is awesome to!!!! Hope this helps yal, be safe.

Are BBBJ or BBFS available there?

Thanks!

[Swaddict]

Dont waste your time at sakura, if you are looking for good looking and awesome service take the time and drive North to 1960 and hit up Sun Island. I havent seen an ugly girl in there yet. The service is awesome to!!!! Hope this helps yal, be safe.

[Amp Forever]

I will also be visiting Houston the week after next. Will be staying near Galleria. Have been checking out a couple of spas on-line, but don't knowif I will get serviced as I like. Does anyone have anything on Paradise Spa, Sakura or some asian girls who advertise on Backpage at South Rice & Richmond (Galleria Spa? ). Even I thumbs up or down would be helpful. If these places are ripoffs, would like to find out in advance.

Thanks for helping out a visiting mongerer.

[Sully15]

I'll be visiting your city next week and am wondering if someone can give me a few tips on some amps or outcall indies in the vicinity of the Weston Galleria near I610 and 59.
Looking more for a quality relaxing R&T, not FS.

Your forum has some reviews but your local ads are loaded with providers.
I have plenty of contacts to share in the Charlotte area if you ever visit.

Sully

[YoHimBeBrother]

I did a drive by last Sunday afternoon and the lights were on at dream spa. Couldn't make up my mind too go there or too goodtimes spa or good relaxing spa. Ended up going home.

Drove by Dream Spa this week and some nights the open sign is on and sometimes the sign is off. I wonder if it really did get shut down or if its LE trying to pull a sting. will let yall know in the next couple of days.

[Carx2004]

Drove by Dream Spa this week and some nights the open sign is on and sometimes the sign is off. I wonder if it really did get shut down or if its LE trying to pull a sting. will let yall know in the next couple of days.

[Yyxx]

Guys... Do y'all realize that until reports were posted to this and the general forum on the 13th, an entire WEEK went by with no one posting anything in the whole Houston section? WTF, people, is this city that dead? For crying out loud, this is the friggin' fourth largest city in the US! I just KNOW there are guys out there having fun; how about making this board a little more active?

Alright, end soapbox. I have a couple of adventures to report, one good and one not so hot.

A while back, I noticed ads on BP for Sabai Dee Thai Massage in Montrose. I love Thai massage and have had several, but they were strictly legit (except in Thailand... oh to be back in Bangkok where a great massage with happy ending can be had for a mere $7!). I was in the area so I decided to stop in just to check it out and ask prices, see if I could get a read. The lady ("Jennifer") seemed very friendly and encouraged me to make an appointment; quoted the usual rate of $60, which I took to be a good sign because other legit Thai places seem to be $75-85. Gave me a card that read "Paradise Spa" which I thought was odd, but also a good sign. I told her I'd come back.

And after a few weeks, I did. I was not disappointed; she is very friendly and flirtatious, and has a really nice body. Pretty, and of that hard-to-tell Asian older age where she might be anywhere from 30-50. Gave a great massage with a good ending, and more was on the menu though I did not partake. Gave the standard tip, and would happily repeat.

A couple of days ago I felt the urge but was light in the wallet, so I decided to see if I could find someplace that did a half-hour, and I noticed an ad for Men's Relaxing Studio. It's on Westheimer behind Kiran's Indian restaurant just inside the loop, upstairs in an office building. Half-hour rate was $45, which suited me fine. Called late morning and was told by the manager to come after 2 because their A/C was out -- bummer; I was looking for a session with a hot girl, but I'd prefer to cause the sweat myself, y'know? Ah, I crack myself up sometimes...

When I showed up, the door was open and there was another guy talking with the manager and she told him to come back later because all the girls were busy. I passed by and walked down the hall; I don't know about you all, but even if it's someone I don't know and will never see again in a city of 5 million, I don't want another guy seeing me heading in to do something naughty! So I came back when I saw him going downstairs, and told them I was just looking for a half-hour, and she said they could do that. I was hoping it was the manager I'd get, because she was a really hot-looking young woman with a great body in a very low-cut wrap dress (probably Chinese, I think). Instead, I got the other girl who was sitting lazily on the couch, Mia, who was not bad-looking but rather round and with kind of trailer-trash looking heavy makeup.

What followed was not the worst session of my life, but pretty bad. She led me into the room (which was nice, unlike the waiting room with a nasty college dorm couch) and turned off the lights, and asked if that was alright. I wasn't even undressed yet, and I couldn't see at all! I said it was fine, and fumbled out of my clothes. She came back in and never said another word to me the whole massage... which lasted an whopping ten minutes, tops. Rubbed a little oil on my back, butt and thights, did the reach under for a bit, I turned over and received a very mechanical finish, and that was that. I mean, got the job done, but man I like at least the illusion of a little interest, y'know? I would have just left the $15 change for a tip, but she was standing there expectantly so I felt kind of bad for being cheap even if it was a crappy massage, and I dug out another $10 -- she seemed happy with it, and she should have been because she barely earned it.

I am definitely interested in trying the place out again if I can get the manager (their website lists a Michelle who is only available by appointment, so I'm guessing that's her). They also have a black and a white girl on staff (probably not worth it either), as well as a Lu Lu who they describe as "very skinny and small", but I saw her on the way out and it looked they should add "but not too young."

Alright... who else has tales to share?

[Border Rat]

Sad to hear they are cracking down on the 1960 spa's. Was at one of them a few weeks back and had great service. Sweet little Japanese girl almost made this long time monger feel something. Haha. Went to Taboo (45 and Patton) tonight and had one of my worst sessions ever. Had been a while since I was there and they are no longer flat rate, prolly for legal reasons. I got constant upsell the whole time. Can't do this. Can't do that. Two condoms at same time and a protective baby wipe to cover up my trimmed pubes. Enough to make even a clean cut guy like myself feel like swine! It went downhill after all that. I WILL say that the women were attractive there, but certainly not worth what they were asking. IMO