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10-29-25 11:44 #840Senior Member

Posts: 112Mount Vernon
I went to "enterprise" spa. I think it's new. I decided to try it out and I'm glad I did. Wow! Please don't ruin this one!! In other words: don't tear them bad and def don't over-pay. Was told there would be 2, but when I get there there is only 1 girl. I started out not pleased. But she was very nice in appearance and in personality. She is prob late 30's to 40's. She is fit, and has nice natural (and firm) b's to c's. No haggling over pricing, in fact she never even mentioned it. Straight to the fun. And it was great in multiple ways. Oh, and no complaining of too big (which is typical), no complaining that it's taking too long (also typical). She even enjoyed herself. That or she's a better actress than anyone in Hollywood, especially when she told me to make it mine. I don't normally give rave reviews because I'm a realist. But this one was great. Oh. I have no idea what the message was like. All together I was out the door light 2 bills in total. Again. Don't ruin this.
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10-24-25 18:43 #839Regular Member

Posts: 23Rose Spa
Poor massage but what ever you want.
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10-20-25 02:10 #838Senior Member

Posts: 223Too much
$60 for an half hour massage is highway robbery. I would have asked them to call the owner and confirm that price LOL.
Originally Posted by RandieRobbie
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10-16-25 00:49 #837Regular Member

Posts: 9Harrisburg Spa (s)
Tried to go to Relax Spa last week but they were closed (they seem to be out of business; no ads for them anymore).
Originally Posted by BlackCadilac
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Ended up trying Rose Spa instead. Lady was in her forties, spoke very little English, decently attractive with B cups. . 60 for a 30 minute massage, wanted 1. 40 for L3 (covered) but settled for 1. 20. Cleaned me off afterwards with what felt like rubbing alcohol.
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10-03-25 01:51 #836Senior Member

Posts: 27Red Rose
I recently went to red rose, it was my second visit. The provider was in a black maid outfit, short and looked to be late 30's or eary 40's. Massage was decent, paid for 30 minutes and didn't feel rushed. L2 covered, usually I don't bust quick but she did a great job.
Originally Posted by Boomer270
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10-02-25 17:17 #835Senior Member

Posts: 155Massage
Who has the best lower back massage in this area? Not to worried about xtra's more in for the massage. Any help? TIA Be cool Toocan.
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09-26-25 13:10 #834Senior Member

Posts: 53Rose spa
I recently dreamed about the rose spa and I have to say in a way it was a mixed bag. I was treated by a tiny provider who was maybe in her early to mid 20's maybe 5' tall 95 lbs at best. She spoke very little English. I paid the house fee and she proceeded to give what could only be described as the worst massage I've.
Ever had in my life. I'm not even really sure what she was doing. She did start to tease a little and then turned me over. She then put on the bag and then proceed to "sterilize" it with a Lysol wipe and then coated it in enough lube to grease the axles of my car. She hopped up on the table and we started and finished in mish. It was probably the tightest and best feeling cat I've had in years. I didn't last long. I left happy about the services but as for a total package I would say it's not the greatest.
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09-16-25 14:11 #833Regular Member

Posts: 10Sunshine Mt Vernon
Visited Ava a couple weeks ago, she's very tiny. Average massage but I left really happy.
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09-05-25 02:28 #832Regular Member

Posts: 22Harrisburg spas
Anyone been over that way recently, was considering a trip up there and checking them out hopefully they're not filled with old ladies LOL. Pm if you want, thanks.
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08-27-25 23:59 #831Senior Member

Posts: 27Spas
I have been to oasis and had a rushed but pleasant FS experience. I have been to red rose and had a fantastic level one in the past. I haven't been the the Carbondale spas in a while and I was wondering if anything there is still good? I might be visiting soon and maybe I will just stop by red rose again if it's still operating.
Thanks,
Duffman.
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08-05-25 20:44 #830Regular Member

Posts: 22Ouch. Got a text from them yesterday saying they had a new girl and was considering coming thru this weekend. Bummer you had to take one for the team like that. Last visit I had there was roughly 4 months ago and saw a olderish woman named Bobo or something like that, no negotiation accepted my first offer kept complaining I was too big etc. As they tend to do, wasn't terrible but I've had better. Guess they're off the market for awhile.
Originally Posted by SharkyFuns99
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08-05-25 14:22 #829Senior Member

Posts: 112Worst experience EVER!
I went to the one in Centralia.
New girl, debated whether or not to go based on the extremely hit or miss experiences over the last year. This one was the worst I've ever experienced anywhere. She spent the first 10 to 20 minutes trying to negotiate higher tip. Giving up, I told her I only wanted a massage. She then proceeded to give the worst mashing, pulling, yoga stretching "massage" I could imagine. That lasted five minutes when someone else came in. She left for 20-25 minutes and came back to do another 3 minutes of the same WIERD stuff and then left for 5 more minutes to get a hot towel. She then told me to flip, where she spent less than 5 minutes doing the same thing as before. Then she started trying to negotiate again, to which I told her no thank you, massage only. She then lays down beside me trying to get me to change my mind. I had to tell her no repeatedly. She then states that it's over. I get up, dress, and then she starts demanding a tip. (now normally, even if she things don't go great I'll tip something) This being the worst experience ever in history, I told her no. At that time she starts grabbing me and trying to pull me closer while trying to convince me that she gave me a full hour of "best massage". I firmly told her to let me go and I left.
That place has seriously taken a nose dive. I will not return!
Stay safe out there.
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07-31-25 01:00 #828Senior Member

Posts: 49Benton Spa
Had a weird interaction at the spa in Benton today. Wondering if anyone here has been there recently? If so please send me a pm so we can discuss. Thanks!
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07-23-25 15:32 #827Senior Member

Posts: 25Mt Vernon, Centralia
With all the attention in the news with the owners getting busted. Think its safe to go back? Not much going on around here anymore.
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07-14-25 00:10 #826Senior Member

Posts: 155Board today
This was at one time a very helpful place to learn from and to share with. Last couple years just pretty much dried up now. To much in-fighting, white knighting and some back stabbing. Not every meeting for us is going to be the same, some have better meets than the next man, but when you call a man as a liar makes him stop posting. It's really to bad that it's way but it is. Jf most find a decent lady these days I suspect they just keep it to themselves. If I was a younger man I could possibly be the same way.
Originally Posted by SleepyHead63
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Then add on the fact that there aren't a lot of great choices here or anything to really brag on or boast about doesn't help either.
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