Escort Reports

[SwanKing]

For those wondering what she looks like, here's an old ad: https://louisville.myescort.network/...2-9497232545f8

So I had a little time in So. Indiana today. I reached out to Cali, Smiley, that skinny black one (Pinky? Charlie, and the old gal who does rubs. Cali got right back to me. After some back and forth, we agreed I would stop at the Meijer in Jeff, send the dick pic, and get the final directions to her spot. I told her I would be there between 10-15 minutes.

12 minutes later, a digitized snapshot of my schlong was electronically send to her. And then. Crickets. Not a response, not an, "I'm running behind", just nothing. My much younger gf thinks I have a very pleasant white cock. It is not overly generous, but she appreciates the shape and symmetry. As I am not old myself, it does appear to have the requisite hygiene and vigor. Rather than her being off-put by my prick picture, (and it was taken in a way so as not to reveal too many details), I think she just flaked on me.

Meanwhile, Smiley texted and said she was no longer in her motel and had moved over behind Walmart. When I asked where exactly, it took her 20 minutes to reply. Her response was something about a drunk client just choked her out and broke her nose. She was surprisingly calm about it, so I just chalked it up to her having lied. Lizza and Charlie both got back to me hours after I had first reached out to them, but at that point, I was already home and preparing dinner for everyone.

It has been a long time since I missed on so many available chicks in a single day; here is to hoping it doesn't happen again.

[Blah0621]

I have, once. In indiana. It was a quick car visit. She is pretty sweet. Pics are a bit filtered, she looks maybe like 5 years older than her pics. Dick pick requirement is weird, I know, but it is what it is.

Edited to add. Just saw the ad again. Lack of pics so adding this info. She is not 200lbs heavier. Atleast when i saw her 2 3 months ago she wasnt. Had that mom next door vibe from what i remember.

For those wondering what she looks like, here's an old ad: https://louisville.myescort.network/...2-9497232545f8

[BusyVish]

This is the chick in Jeff, sometimes downtown Louisville, who operates out of her car. Seem to have a nice rack and good prices, but wants a dick-pic for verification.

🙄.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't ask what everyone thinks of that requirement. I only want to know who has pulled the trigger and how it was.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5205170678/1

I have, once. In indiana. It was a quick car visit. She is pretty sweet. Pics are a bit filtered, she looks maybe like 5 years older than her pics. Dick pick requirement is weird, I know, but it is what it is.

Edited to add. Just saw the ad again. Lack of pics so adding this info. She is not 200lbs heavier. Atleast when i saw her 2 3 months ago she wasnt. Had that mom next door vibe from what i remember.

[WhiteAlpha]

I didn't see anything in your first report that was "bad", if anything it proves she's willing to go the extra mile to make you a satisfied customer. I've gone through the same thing once and the session ended there.

Don't you know the Escorts look at this website and ask us to leave reviews for them? They will give you a discount too. It was actually Paris from Relaxation Station who told me about this site and to leave a review on Relaxation Station if I had a good time with Essi. Paris said that her and Essi are the only two Escorts who actually suck a good dick and love to please. Notice how the Relaxation Station fell apart when those two were gone.

I have a unusual problem that other Escorts laugh or refuse to deal with. Essi and Paris were the only ones cool with my odd condition. So call me a simp but don't lie on Essi, I only got to see Paris once before she died but we talked a couple times when she was coming into work and Essi was leaving after I saw Essi. I liked being Essi's last or first customer. RS had Essi in the morning and Paris at night. I was only available to go in the morning so I only saw Essi. But they were exactly alike, just Essi is more private and picky about who she sees. Paris said a lot of Escorts hate when someone actually does their job. The owner of RS knew she had two good gems, one in the morning and one at night. When those two left, the place fell. Paris also told me that she knew for a fact that places like the owner of Churchill makes reviews about American Escorts so people only go to their place. Message me, Paris told me a lot and my friend was her regular, he told me some messed up stuff. I ask Essi but she seems scared to talk or too loyal to those women to talk. If you do not know, Essi is a push over. I am not a scary guy but she summits to me.

What makes more sense, me a man leaving a review to get a discount from Essi or you being a ugly Escort or a Rub Owner that is jealous of other pretty women who do not work for you? I heard it was jealousy that took Paris out. And that is why Essi left out of fear she would be next. Essi doesn't see Black or Hispanic providers so you could be one of them too. If you think your review was good, then I know you are a woman. Stop lying about her looks and body. You did a bunch of reviews on women who you are probably threaten by. Calling some women's place ghetto. That is how women talk. Stop. Those other women are beautiful too.

We need I'd check for this website. Make sure everyone is a man and not a bitter ugly woman or Transgender either. Or you could be posting for these women because I know half are not smart enough to make an account.

I just saw Essi today at 5 am and came to leave a review for her and saw this lie. Essi looked even better today. I did a Cuddle Car Session. She wears that orange Asian kimo two piece thing a lot but I love it because I know it is her right when I see her get out her car and walk to mine and it looks fucking good. She never has panties on. She flirts with you and gets right into pleasing. We parked close to my apartments. I have tint but her head was down most of the time. She was clean shaved but sometimes she has hair and I do not like hair so I ask her to shave and she always does it for me before if she has time. I do not like hair. Her breast are amazing so big and her body is so small compared to her body. It is like anime porn with the oversized boobs and that is why this guy is mad. Essi boobs are great and can't be faked or shamed. Sorry you do not understand how real boobs look. She sucks uncovered and I do not know if she does that for everyone or if it was ok for me to say she did. But I feel people need to know I am not a woman. So if you want details, message me. Her office was nice as fuck in St. Matthews, this person is a hater. Essi only does Car dates or hotel but I am not paying for hotel. I do not do that shit but Essi said she might get one occasionally and I am ok coming to one and only paying for the service not the hotel and service and she has it were you have to pay for the hotel and service. So I just do Car Dates unless she already has a hotel. Sorry this is long but I'm high and want to help the other emo Gothic guys like myself find a sweet Black girl. If you are emo goth or punk, Essi it perfect. She will get down and dirty with you. I was depressed and suicidal before meeting her. I am looking for another provider for night because she is not always available at night.

If anyone knows of a provider that smiles all the time, has DD'S or bigger, all natural, under 5'4 but taller than 5'2, no kids because I do not like pussy that has been stretched or C section stomach, Has nice skin with no makeup, not on drugs, speaks English fully, no stretch marks, soft skin with no bumps, real hair that is actually fixed and natural and a woman that dress up. Not dress like a boy or wear a lot of makeup. Even with No makeup her face has to look exotic, I do not like basic features. If get in the shower, her face needs to be the same and her hair needs to get wet. See why I pick Essi and there are many more reasons. I do not like skinny skinny legs, or fat lehs, the girl has to have stamina as well. If she can not suck a dick for 40 minutes or more and deep throat, I do not want her. Also I hate when women smell like fast food or onions. Or when the women have a man stomach or look like a hermaphrodite. No big hands, big feet, or big jaw lines, no hair but on the head, but I do not like women who are small like little boy. I am very picky and like my women to be soft, super feminine, and act like a lily. Smell like a lily. Not hyping Essi up but essi has all those things and looks like Mother Nature. Natural big butt, beautiful smile, natural long hair, full breast, and skin like the sun. That is the women I like so I understand why you jealous and make fake reviews about her and other pretty women to stop their money but I am going to speak up because I am a bit of a simp. But I am picky and weird so it works. Oh and her voice needs to be high like an Anime character or Asian woman. I also do not like Saggy droopy eyes and bulging eyes, they must have full lips but not over sized ones, and they can not have a Hook nose like a witch or a really really wide nose. I also do not like mono lids. Sorry. They can be slanted and exotic but not look close or not have to lids. I am weird but I have many emo friends like me.

Does anyone know a Escort like this? Seriously because Essi isn't ways available, even for me. That does bother me about her. The slow text and her availability but besides that, she is what I like. That is the truth unlike what this liar said about her. And I am a simp.

Essi is on Tryst, SkipTheGames, and I also saw a post on Megapersonal.

I can not find her Megapersonal anymore. And Essi is a bit slow at replying back because she works alone and has no pimp or guy helping her like a lot of these other women. That is what I like about her though. When I see Essi it is like I am with Tia and Tamera from sister sister. If you are older like me, you did not see a lot of sweet Black girls like Tia and Tamera growing up. I am not racist but it is hard to find nice Black women. I do not know how to explain it but it is like fucking the pretty black girl from the 90's show and Essi is sweet. Like unbelievably sweet and just loves sucking and fucking you. Even if you got a lazy eye like me. Essi gives me what my body can handle. And still wants to give more. I also talk about dark and disturbing things, Essi is ok with it.

Also if you are a emo dude like me but into Andrew Tate and like to control your women but like women who like it, and you like Aliens are dark shit message me.

[Blah0621]

I'm betting a cop wouldn't hesitate at all to send a dick pic. It might not be his own, but it'll be a dick. The courts have many times ruled that cops are allowed to do damned near anything, including breaking the law (like going through with the act), to make the arrest. As long as the arrested party is the one to initiate it. Even that doesn't matter when it's the cop's word against the prostitute's, since a judge will believe a cop even when they're lying.

I've had some ask for a soda "because the police can't bring anything with them" or "touch my boob to prove you're not a cop". It's silly but part of the game to make them feel comfy I guess. Small price to pay to play.

[Zomby]

BTW, Ive done the dicpic verification. According to them, a cop wont send one so thats theyre form of screening.

I'm betting a cop wouldn't hesitate at all to send a dick pic. It might not be his own, but it'll be a dick. The courts have many times ruled that cops are allowed to do damned near anything, including breaking the law (like going through with the act), to make the arrest. As long as the arrested party is the one to initiate it. Even that doesn't matter when it's the cop's word against the prostitute's, since a judge will believe a cop even when they're lying.

[Mike324]

This is the chick in Jeff, sometimes downtown Louisville, who operates out of her car. Seem to have a nice rack and good prices, but wants a dick-pic for verification.

🙄.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't ask what everyone thinks of that requirement. I only want to know who has pulled the trigger and how it was.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5205170678/1

Finally the site isn't screwed up for me.

If you go to Advanced search and put Cali into the Keywords and 'Search in Louisville forums' and click the 'search now' in that second box, it's not much but the first 2 posts are about her. She went by Cali and Kali before. A monger mentions in a post that he saw her "good reviews" on an Arizona. I also remember someone posted pics of her even further back mentioning she was from there or California originally, or came here from Az. A few months ago, I did search that old number and did see a good review on the Az board here. But I don't remember what city it was. And her old ads connected to that number and city are all deleted. There are also 2 reviews on her current LC ad but you never know if those are her, her friends or handler writing them.

If it wasn't covered beej for first timers, and if it wasn't a car visit, I would consider TOFTT. But there's just something about the ad that personally seems iffy and puts me off.

[Wuziman]

Never seen her. But asking for a dick pic is not a bad form of verification. If you are looking for an outcall then it's more common for them to ask for verification.

Other than that. No face pics, no pictures where you can see her gut, and not many pics at all means that she is likely very heavy. Given that prices are low I also suspect she may not look good at all.

But your tastes may vary. Just my two cents worth. Personally, I would ask for a selfie verification with a simple request, like have two fingers touching her chin, and look at picture to help make a decision.

This is the chick in Jeff, sometimes downtown Louisville, who operates out of her car. Seem to have a nice rack and good prices, but wants a dick-pic for verification.

🙄.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't ask what everyone thinks of that requirement. I only want to know who has pulled the trigger and how it was.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5205170678/1

[Blah0621]

This is the chick in Jeff, sometimes downtown Louisville, who operates out of her car. Seem to have a nice rack and good prices, but wants a dick-pic for verification.

🙄.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't ask what everyone thinks of that requirement. I only want to know who has pulled the trigger and how it was.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5205170678/1

My only reasons are her price is low for how good she looks. $100 for a hh and only $20 more for Greek seem really low so I imagine that she must be over 200 lbs. I've fallen for the stellar pics on the low prices and found the pics to be 10 years old and 100 lbs ago. Other than the doubt, she's my cup of tea just don't want to roll the dice again.

BTW, I’ve done the dicpic verification. According to them, a cop won’t send one so that’s they’re form of screening.

[SwanKing]

This is the chick in Jeff, sometimes downtown Louisville, who operates out of her car. Seem to have a nice rack and good prices, but wants a dick-pic for verification.

🙄.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't ask what everyone thinks of that requirement. I only want to know who has pulled the trigger and how it was.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5205170678/1

[Crash69]

Saw her once here in Lex. So so. Got the job done but never went back for seconds.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/louis...h/410188105421

Any one tried yet.

[Jc4024]

I went to see her and the lady who opened the door was not the lady in the ad. I said your not the girl in the ad and she responded am I not pretty. I declined and left.

There was a guy that coined a phrase for that. "You're not the girl in the ad? I'm not the guy with the money. ".

Can't remember who it was for the life of me, but it's a good comeback.

[EngineNine]

Any Intel on this one? Nice rack.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/193957376

She's gross. I saw her last winter and she was "sick" and kept saying she may throw up so I asked for my donation back and she said "oh no we ain't doing that" Much larger than pictures suggest but I just wanted top.

[DjangosTigerr]

Do they seriously get the rates they're asking for on tryst? Will any work with ya on rates?

Over the years I have seen a few off of that site. I personally don't waste my time haggling. I am sure some of them, if you have seen you a number of times, might work with you on rates but.

I wouldn't expect it.

I saw a girl a number of times, before Covid, until her rates more than doubled. She was in high demand even at $$$ then $$ It double from there. Too rich for my blood.

This is a supply and demand business. They charge a lot because they can. I assume.

[BigAsaBat]

Do they seriously get the rates they're asking for on tryst? Will any work with ya on rates?