Massage Parlor Reports

**Admin2** · 12-22-26 22:01

As a result of NEVER FUCKING ENDING shills, I'm going to make a new rule for this thread. You can only posts reports on this thread if you are a Senior Member with over 50 reports. Anybody else posting in any manner will immediately be banned. I don't care if you post to ask a question, to compliment a report, I don't care why. If you are not an established Senior Member with over 50 reports and you post on this thread I will ban your account and delete all your posts.

To the guys who have been helping me in this battle, thank you, all of you qualify. What I would like you to do is continue to report posts but when you do please quote the post and comment, "reported" that way I won't have 50 guys reporting the same post.

Again, if you are not a Senior Member with over 50 posts you may not post in this thread.

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**Admin2** · 10-19-25 11:42

This is the updated list of spas that have been banned on the USASG because their owners will not stop creating shills to post here.

Arjons
Belle Vie
Moon sea
Aqua
ME
New oriental
7
Erma
Mesa Ridge
Aroma
Spa Capri

Some of these may actually be closed, but they are all Mimi's and you can't post about them. If you do I will ban you.

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**Nothing24** · Yesterday 17:40

I had actually made an appointment with Cindy since she had several good reviews recently, but they pulled the ol bait and switch. I arrived 3 minutes before my scheduled time, as I didn't want to arrive too early. Was greeted by Judy and ushered into one of the first set of rooms. Told Judy I was there to see Cindy and she said ok. She told me to disrobe in the room and she briefly left. She comes back a couple minutes later and says Cindy busy, WTF? I told her I had an appointment and she kind of shrugged and said she was available. Thought about taking off but Judy had a couple good reviews recently as well. Decided to roll the dice and said fine. She left for another minute and came back, told me to finish getting undressed and offered to start with massage. She did kind of a light massage, nothing special really. It was more of a teasing massage, but it was fine. After several minutes told me to flip over. On the flip she asked if oral was ok and I said yes. This part I have to concur with another review that said she doesn't short change you in this area. She went at it for a while and it was quite enjoyable. The highlight of this session. A little BLS but absolutely no TUMA as other reviews had stated. I'm a pretty decent looking guy, not fat and well groomed. Freshly showered also. Maybe she just wasn't in the mood, whatever.

Forgot to mention a little LFK before the massage, no DFK at any point as others mentioned as well. Also her tits aren't natural (not a big deal personally, just stating) and her ass seems pretty normal to me. Someone on here mentioned her making her ass clap? With what? LOL. Didn't look like anything out of the ordinary to me, but ok. She then asks if I want boom boom. Sure let's go. She got on top for CG and was doing some nipple play on me, which I'm not really into, but whatever. A little LFK again. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted to get on top. I get her in mish, tried to make out with her a little more, but again only LFK. I then told her to get on all fours to try doggy. Let me look at this ass again maybe I missed something, still thinking of that other review. Nope, nothing special. It wasn't bad, I was just expecting something else. Went at it for about five minutes and realized I was only going to pop with a BBBJ. I motioned this to her and she obliged. Rubber came off and she started going at it again for probably ten minutes. Again, this part I do give her credit on and she is a trooper. My time had actually passed and she said she would give me 5 more minutes to finish and I said ok. I asked for a little more BLS and asked if she would move further to at least my taint but something got lost in translation. For some reason she thought I wanted her to finger my asshole and I said no, perhaps tongue, but no finger. She then starts blowing me and circling my asshole with her finger and then sort of started rubbing it without any insertion. This was new for me and it didn't feel too bad so I just let her keep going while she was still blowing me. I finally felt the big rush coming and warned her I was about to blow. Again, to her credit, she did not shy away from it at all and took it all in her mouth like a champ.

Once she emptied me all out in her mouth she leaned over to the side and spit everything out into a bucket. She put a robe on and said she was going to go get a hot towel to clean me up. Just as she stepped out another monger walked in. She lead him in and apparently the guy was there for an appointment. She went to go check on whoever he wanted (didn't catch the name) and she told him whoever he was here for was busy. She tried to convince him to see another girl but he said he would just come back later when whoever he wanted to see was ready, so again another attempt to bait and switch on an appointment. I actually wish I would have done the same thing this guy did and took off as well. Not saying it was a bad experience but just not what I was looking for. But if you're looking for a nice BBBJ, I do recommend. I just wouldn't expect anything much more than that, everything else was rather normal. It's a one and done for me. If you're able to get more out of her, kudos. I never ended up seeing Cindy at all, but did see Lucky on my way out as she quickly introduced herself. She was very pretty and had a great body. No idea about her service, but she is a very nice looking girl. Paid 50 for thirty minutes (got 35) and 140 tip. Thought about giving her 150 but didn't because of the bait and switch, considering I had an appointment and all. If I lived closer I would skip the appointment and just do a walk-in instead, that way I would avoid any confusion.

**MilfLoverr** · Yesterday 16:16

Saw some advertising for 3 chicks at Studio 107 and I was torn on who I wanted to go with. I arrived and Miranda opened the door and greeted me and it was settled right then who I was going with. She led me back to the room. Paid her 200 for the house fee and tip. She asked if I wanted a massage or straight to the fun. Decided to skip the massage. She turned around to get the table ready exposing her ass and I knew I made a good decision. She is Thai but could have fooled me for a Latina ass. She left the room. I got undressed and laid down on the table face up.

When she came back she got undressed and joined me on the table. We started the session with an amazing BBBJ. We moved to standing for the BBBJ where I started to fuck her mouth.

Had her climb up on the table where we for started in standing missionary. Her pussy was very tight. Teased her a little bit before we got started. She seemed to enjoy having her tits and nipples kissed and sucked on. I asked her what her favorite position was and she told me doggy so we moved to doggy. I know I said it earlier but her ass is absolutely amazing. Started fucking her in doggy and as hard as I tried to hold off and not cum I couldn't. I was really hoping to get to cowgirl with her but couldn't hold on.

Miranda had me lay down and she cleaned me up with a hot towel and wipes. She offered to finish the massage but I passed. Overall 10/10 session. Very good English, tight pussy, the perfect ass, nice titties and she has a great personality.

**SDJaziKing** · 10-05-25 19:23

Cindy was a rather disappointment last time, but Judy seemed promising based on her looks so I decided to try her out today.

She massages pretty good, teasing was on point. BBBJ / DT was done more than 10 minutes straight. It's rare to see girls enthusiastically suck your dick for prolonged time, so that was nice.

But the whole reason why I'm writing review ain't about the usual services you get: Her ass claps.

She legit has an authentic big booty (proportional to her body of course). If you are an ass man, you need to try her out ASAP.

**MilfLoverr** · 10-05-25 16:14

Got a text about a new girl named Kiki at Lucky Dragon in La Mesa. Made an appointment and arrived. I was greeted by a beautiful Viet chick. She took me to the room and I paid 50 for the house fee. She has some of the nicest natural tits I've seen.

She came back in while I was getting undressed and helped me take my pants off and started playing with my dick and gave me a couple kisses. She told me to lay down and I told her we could skip the massage. Laid down face up and she climbed up on the table with me and started a BBBJ. BBBJ was amazing.

Asked her if we could fuck and she offered BBFS but I opted for CFS for 160. I laid her on her back and went to town sucking and playing with her tits while I started to fuck her in missionary. Pussy was very tight and wet. We moved from missionary to doggy. She had a nice ass and can take a good pounding. Finally she got on top and dropped those titties back on my face. Ended up cumming in the cover in cowgirl.

She cleaned me up and offered to finish the massage but I passed. I would repeat with her again for sure.

**Lascivious** · 10-05-25 11:17

Sometimes I just want to just scope out a place to see what the girls look like before I go for a session but it often doesn't work out that well. I get it, it can be awkward for them to let me just meet the girls But I don't get out that much and have been disappointed with my last few of sessions.

Last week I was near Stars on CMB and decided to take a peek. They were accommodating. I met Dulce and Silvia. It was ironic that the next day a shill reported on Dulce. She was okay looking. Milfy and slutty in a good way. Very friendly.

I stopped back in to see if the girls had changed for the new month. Another Latina is there now. Not as good looking as Dulce. Milfy with cartoonishly shaped implants poking straight out. Might be okay for some.

Coco is now there. She's a fairly young looking Asian girl and is pretty in a girl next door way. She was sweet and gave me a nice hug. Looked like she had a nice shape under her clingy dress, but you never know.

She insisted on giving me a card. I told her that I already had one but she pressed another into my hand. I wrote down their names on the back to keep for future reference. I'm glad I did. I didn't even notice it at first but they had filled out the back. You know the-go five times and the next one is free? Seems like those never really work out. I've never been five times to almost any AMP and have never even tried to get them to fill out the back of a card. I've read that others have tried to use them and they say, oh no, new management. Whatever.

I decided to see if it would work. I showed Coco and she took it to MMS. She got on the phone and was asking about it. As I was standing there waiting, looking Coco over, she didn't seem as friendly today. I started thinking with my big head and I decided to walk. Coco protested and tried to get me to stay but I left.

I probably won't be back but for Latina lovers it might worth checking Stars out.

**Yamihit858** · 10-04-25 18:10

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**Nzox34** · 10-04-25 11:51

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**Faceless1** · 10-03-25 02:48

Oh thank god, end of the week is coming, and another extra shift done down at SD, decide to dropped by QQ today after work to greet the throat queen, Ella herself today, apparently she was busy for a back-to-back appointment. But this new gal, Kimi, certainly caught my attention when I thought all hope was lost.

Kimi is about 5'3 curvy with all the right places, in her 20's, body but totally got that work out at the gym MILF vibe look going for her with that natural D size, bald eagle down south, and brown hair. I don't think she got any tats on her.

BJ: 4. 5/5.

Rim: 4/5.

Russian: 4/5.

CFS: 4. 5/5.

GFE: 5/5.

HF: 60.

Dono: 150.

Lying on the table, she began with a quick, moderate-strength massage, focusing mainly on my lower back and legs, which worked out the sore spots in my legs from all the walking while I work. After a little bit, she started to light tease with some catbath to get things started. Her Rim is the more explanatory type if you get the hint, strong Tuma, breached a few times, felt decent for me. BLS and some lower side polishing JR to make sure it wakes up for the impending workout session.

Flip over for some DFK, and as my hand roams on those big jugs, it is really soft and nice, so I'm not sure if it's manmade or not, but pros do sound out once you try them out. She slowly worked her way down, to start a decent Russian. Normally, I prefer DDs or better with my Russian, but it is done right like Kimi did, it does turn into something real special with those nice jugs of hers. BBBJ was just great, no teeth and she DT my average size with eaze. Lots of suction and it is always a great sign when I can lowkey face fuck her and she didn't gag or push me off. Switched to 69 to prepare her, a few licks here, little finger rub there, she was already wet AF, she might really do enjoy giving heads, her clam was very juicy, and it wasn't the any sneaky pre lubing neither. After a bit, I can feel if I don't stop her here, I am going to blow a load in her mouth, so I had to change tractions. Suit up with a cover and I started with my standing MISH so I can enjoy more of her beautiful face and those melons jiggle as I pound on her. She has a fairly tight clam, and since she was so wet already from all the foreplay, she was super vocal about it. Move to k9 and the suction of her clam is just great, and pound her from behind while enjoying those jugs jiggle in front of mirror is always a great hobby of mine. As I came close, I miss that amazing BBBJ of hers, so I told her I want to blast in her mouth, she happily hopped off, and let me finger her as she continue to such the juice right out and she didn't push me off when I am done, she held on to it like a champ. After, we laid around and she like to be held, as time draws close, she got towels to clean me up and off I went. Overall, I enjoyed my session with her, didn't get a chance to say hi to Ella though, but it is ok, because I will be back for her and maybe even a 3-way with Ella and Kimi for a mouth off with these amazing throat games at QQ.

Happy Mongering.

**SDJaziKing** · 10-03-25 02:13

Usually huge influx of overly positive reviews means it is likely too hyped and boy, I was right.

Maybe she was too dehydrated, but seriously she doesn't squirt. She just peed on me (I mean if that's your thing, go for it. Whole smell check, color check, taste check triple confirms it was mostly just pee.

And she's acting too much. I understand she wants to make smiley face all the time, but shit almost felt like she was Joker or some shit.

70/150, shorted me 20 minutes too by the way.

**Faustder** · 10-02-25 01:56

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**ZyDawg** · 10-01-25 19:05

Holy water Cindy at Sugar Spa! Came to Sugar spa finally after seeing the awesome 3 some display with Sophia and Gigi earlier.

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This was the fakest review I've ever read

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**NyteHawk** · 10-01-25 15:49

I was visiting in your area from Ohio to visit an elderly relative to whom I owe my life, and of course, I had to partake of what SoCal offers in the form of FS AMPs. Decided based on their STG ad to go to the one off of Convoy Street (guess name from my title) as they advertised both Asian and Latina ladies. The woman who greeted me was a very attractive Asian, but after taking my $$ (to indicate I wanted FS), she sent in a Latina that was not exactly a 10 . In fact, I would rate her a five in both looks and body. I asked for the first lady, and they fulfilled my request. Umi was in credible, with a nice full B or small C rack, a shaven pussy and very soft skin. I would rate her looks as an 8 and her body also an 8, due to her smooth nether regions. I wanted to dine first, so I had her lie on the table and proceeded to give her a few O's and she allowed me FIV but I was unable to make her squirt. Unfortunately, I have found that many woman of all nationalities and race to shut down their response to squirting since it feels as if they need to pee, even though the liquid is not urine, but they don't want to "pee" on their lover, so they resist instead of encouraging it to happen, or they stop the oral and manual attention all together. Umi then returned the favor for several minutes before she applied the hat and began a few minutes of ACG. She was very tight and felt incredible. She asked to switch, so we did, and I proceeded in mish and then we switched to doggy. After five minutes, I filled the bag and we finished our session just hugging and her giving me soft kisses all over my body. I really enjoyed my time with Umi and wish she was in my home area. The one hour session was. 7 and the tip was $. 5, as I gave an additional. 2 for Umi's excellent attitude and in appreciation for her almost virgin feel of her pussy. When leaving, I saw both of the Latinas sitting in their common room, and both were 5's out of 10, so I am glad I was firm in my desire to be with Umi. Highly recommend, and if Umi is unavailable, hopefully there is another Asian or a better looking Latina for your visit. Be safe out there guys!

Nytehawk.

**LittleFingers1** · 10-01-25 00:28

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I'm going to start reading the San Diego Massage Parlor Reports every day and I'm going to ban members who write fake reports.

Yes, it will be subjective but I'm rarely wrong.

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