Massage Parlor Reports

[Skidoo1991]

Does anyone know of a place or person that offers prostate massage or Nuru? I've had some luck but extremely hard to find. Would really like to find someone that's good at it and knows what they're doing. Emailing or messaging is fine. TYIA.

[OptimusSlime]

You guys are always talking about haggling option on the flip, but how are you able to do that when they speak little to no english. Are you using a translation app on a phone, or just using gestures?

They usually have enough English to get through it with added gestures if necessary, they will usually insist you name a price first so start with 20 less than you want to pay, they will likely counter with something higher, then you come up 20 and say that's all you brought with you, at that point you should be good unless you are a big lowballer or she has GPS, at which point you should just cut your losses and politely leave.

[Syndicated69]

They'll know enough numbers to get the point, then you say or gesture what you want, then throw out a number. They give a number, you counter again if you don't like it. Being prepared to walk if their price is too high is king here, you can turn them down. They just count on you being horned up from the teasing to do that.

[Northmainefun]

You guys are always talking about haggling option on the flip, but how are you able to do that when they speak little to no english. Are you using a translation app on a phone, or just using gestures?

[Aardvark78]

Lulu or Yumi: Not sure which I got, but both had similar builds and they're both fairly pretty. The one I didn't get had fringe bangs.

I had Lulu, and my experience didn't match yours (FS was not available due to Mother Nature).

Does anyone know if Luna is really gone, or if she's in the area? I really wanted to try and catch her.

[Syndicated69]

So I've been here twice now, and I already said that the girl that was here previously, Luna (Lona?) was the best I've had in Maine, but I want to elaborate a little on that so I can compare to how bad the next girl I got was.

Luna:

She was flat out gorgeous, early 30's at the oldest, someone compared her to a porn star and they were spot on. Amazing tits, skinny, nice little ass, a really pretty face. I honestly can't say enough good about her appearance. I know it's not everything, but we all know that older women are the norm up here. Her massage wasn't amazing though, honestly mid at best, but she tried. She also let my hands roam during the whole massage, to her ass, her tits, let me get under her bra and kept up the massage for a good 30 minutes with some teasing at the end. Haggle on the flip, not ideal, but fine. Everything on the table, opted for FS. She comes back in and takes off her top and bra and lets me suck on those for a while, before getting fully undressed. Everything was top notch here, and she was great at seeming like she was into it, really made it feel like a GFE experience. Lots of light kissing, touching encouraged, and she didn't immediately hop off when I was done, but stayed on the table with me and cuddled for a few minutes. After massage was fine, mostly her rubbing me down and more hugs and light kissing. Just an overall great experience, that she seemed to get into and even though it was probably an act, it made it so much better.

Lulu or Yumi: Not sure which I got, but both had similar builds and they're both fairly pretty. The one I didn't get had fringe bangs.

I was told on the phone I could get a line up and I was the only one there when I arrived, and wasn't given that option. Idk what the girls name was today. She wasn't bad looking, early 40's a bra that really put in work, no ass, still skinny. Face was better than average. If she hadn't followed Luna, I'd have been fairly pleased to get this one. Massage was honestly the worst I've had, 15 minutes of gently pushing around oil, no pressure anywhere, before she teased for all of two minutes. Which I like that part, but when I tried touching a little bit she ran off to get the towel. Or would have but I was told no hot towel. So she half heartedly dabbed my back with paper towels before the flip. Haggled for FS which is fine. When she left again, she flung open the door with another monger in the waiting room and me with no cover, just glad his back was turned. She came back and condom on jackhammered me while barely giving a BJ. When I tried to get her to stop that so I wouldn't bust she jumped on top and rode me as fast as she could to completion. Just over and done as fast as she could. She left no time for anything but a mechanical nut. And the after care was a halfhearted foot rub where she used too much lotion and put oil on before I could object. Which she again dabbed a little with a paper towel before saying we're done. 15 minutes before my time was up. Didn't help that I head the door buzzer 3 times during the massage, and she opened the door once as soon as it went off.

So Idk if today was just busy as fuck or what, but I'm going to wait a while to go back. It was rushed service, bad massage, and my time was shorted. Never had that trifecta of bad in the year or two I've been going to AMP's and to get that bad service after getting one of if not my best experiences in Maine at the same place a week apart is just crazy.

[SoxFan68]

I went to Zen once - (pre-USASG account), and it was strictly legit. A great LMT level massage but nothing extra. But. That was over a year ago. So YMMV now?

NCC.

Thanks for the info. I was thinking they were legit because most of the google reviews are from woman and seem like it's a legit operation. Although I do like a good massage, without a possibility of some kind of ending, I will probably pass.

[Syndicated69]

Lona, although it doesn't matter unless your prepared to walk, you can make an appointment with her, then when you get there, she's busy.

AMP.

Doesn't matter anyway she's gone. Which is a damn shame, she was the best I've had around here.

Will try the new girls soon though to see if it's the same quality. I doubt it, but they got one who was amazing, maybe they do it again?

[NCC3582]

I know there's been recent feedback on Sanford, Berwick, York, etc, but anyone recently try Zen in Kittery? Also, is 4's still open (across from Lovebirds bakery)? Every time I text to try and set up an appointment they either don't respond or say no openings. 4's was always a decent massage and ending but have not been in a while.

I went to Zen once - (pre-USASG account), and it was strictly legit. A great LMT level massage but nothing extra. But. That was over a year ago. So YMMV now?

NCC.

[SoxFan68]

With the LEO heat turned up on NH AMPs, I thought I would give one of the Maine places close to the border a try. Went to 647 in York, 2nd floor (Yi). I know 1st floor place does FS, but I prefer more a sensual massage with a good tease and HE. I was not impressed, the provider was older and kept drape on the whole time. Zero tease, and up until the last minute I didn't think there would be any kind of an ending. She says "all done" and because she probably sensed my disappointment, says "you want" and points at junior. Of course I say ok, and she proceeds with a very uninspired Jack hammer HJ. It got the job done but I won't repeat. 70+50.

I know Sanford and Berwick are options, but they both have less than stellar reviews as well. Anyone try Zen in Kittery? I believe they have another location in York, which seems odd since they are border towns to each other.

I know there's been recent feedback on Sanford, Berwick, York, etc, but anyone recently try Zen in Kittery? Also, is 4's still open (across from Lovebirds bakery)? Every time I text to try and set up an appointment they either don't respond or say no openings. 4's was always a decent massage and ending but have not been in a while.

[Amppro95]

Does anyone know her name?

Lona, although it doesn't matter unless your prepared to walk, you can make an appointment with her, then when you get there, she's busy.

AMP.

[TomMaine]

Went this morning, walked in, no appointment, very plain looking, younger girl took me in. $70 for the hour. Massage was ok at best, she was trying, putting in some effort but just seemed like very little training or trained by video. We get to the turn over point and she is just standing there, kind of waiting for me to say what I want. I asked for 69, she said no but would do naked CBJ. I gave her 120, she came back and undressed. Really nice tits, C cups at least, pussy was nice, had some hair and fresh stubble. Whatever she used for a cover, I couldn't even feel it. After playing with her pussy a bit she actually stopped blowing me to moan for a bit which was very hot, then she really got after it. Very good CBJ. After I blew, she cleaned me up, got me a water, as I was leaving there was another girl and holy shit. It was like Asian porn star. High heels, very tight grey mini skirt. Black, silk like tank top blouse. Hair in a high pony tail, hair was black but like bleached out light brown or orange mixed in..

Does anyone know her name?

[Bbme0]

Check it out very friendly staff. Well worth the drive from Portland.

[PorkDaddy1987]

A good friend told me about there experience in Sanford at the new place and holy hell did it sound good!!Probably the best looking masseuse hes seen in this area, was an ok massage teasing started half way in. He advised there was little negotiating clean shaven, 69, FS, he did state busy intersection and small rooms.

[Amppro95]

Went this morning, walked in, no appointment, very plain looking, younger girl took me in. $70 for the hour. Massage was ok at best, she was trying, putting in some effort but just seemed like very little training or trained by video. We get to the turn over point and she is just standing there, kind of waiting for me to say what I want. I asked for 69, she said no but would do naked CBJ. I gave her 120, she came back and undressed. Really nice tits, C cups at least, pussy was nice, had some hair and fresh stubble. Whatever she used for a cover, I couldn't even feel it. After playing with her pussy a bit she actually stopped blowing me to moan for a bit which was very hot, then she really got after it. Very good CBJ. After I blew, she cleaned me up, got me a water, as I was leaving there was another girl and holy shit. It was like Asian porn star. High heels, very tight grey mini skirt. Black, silk like tank top blouse. Hair in a high pony tail, hair was black but like bleached out light brown or orange mixed in. She looked fucking hot! If I had extra cash on me I would have grabbed her and gone for round two. I'm telling you boys, if you have the opportunity to get over there today. DO IT!

AMP.