Escort Reports

**Gophy** · Yesterday 02:41

Originally Posted by HugeGorilla [View Original Post]

Gophy, I've always been impressed by your ability to provide useful info on massage parlors and escorts out here. Like you and others, I don't understand why people would post escort ads, pretending to be super hot, fun, and very permissive in terms of services rendered, but when you contact them, they don't reply ever. It's a super crappy technique just to annoy people or waste people time? I don't get it. Anyway, knowing who's a scammer, a potential danger, a complete dud, or the real deal has always been the most daunting part for me. I'm married and am extremely careful with not getting caught, not wasting what I can save on the side, and not catch anything nasty, so I give up 99% of the time instead of risking time, money, diseases, and legal issues. Unless you literally contact all these people and visit them to have your own experience, do you have any other tricks to filter out the crap from the good stuff?

There's no great way to filter. The first challenge is if the girl is even real, get past that you have to see in person if she is who her pictures say she is, lastly you get to see if she's worth the donation, something that's been an issue for me lately. I'm not into really odd things and intense fetishes, but if her profile says she likes CIM and DATY, I'm going to expect that she's really into those things. I know your mileage may vary, but I lost track of how many girls I've seen who have menus the size of a set of encyclopedias but only like 1 position and none of the stuff they listed.

I also need to fix an error on my last post. Amber is legit. She works with Monique and Crissy. I haven't seen her but got confirmation from a few sources that she's not the person I thought she was. That person is another black lady named Kim.

Good luck.

**HugeGorilla** · 09-08-25 16:20

Originally Posted by Gophy [View Original Post]

I get messages weekly asking for who's good on skip. Here's my answer for July. None of them. There isn't a single girl left who is worth seeing. The good ones retired and the rest are at BEST catfishing, and in most cases scams.

Here's the list of today's ads.

"Wettest Bussy" - Deposit scam.

"Innocent mom" - Deposit scam.

Amber Rose. Pimps girls. Scammer. Will rob you with the classic boyfriend knocking scam..

Gophy, I've always been impressed by your ability to provide useful info on massage parlors and escorts out here. Like you and others, I don't understand why people would post escort ads, pretending to be super hot, fun, and very permissive in terms of services rendered, but when you contact them, they don't reply ever. It's a super crappy technique just to annoy people or waste people time? I don't get it. Anyway, knowing who's a scammer, a potential danger, a complete dud, or the real deal has always been the most daunting part for me. I'm married and am extremely careful with not getting caught, not wasting what I can save on the side, and not catch anything nasty, so I give up 99% of the time instead of risking time, money, diseases, and legal issues. Unless you literally contact all these people and visit them to have your own experience, do you have any other tricks to filter out the crap from the good stuff?

**Gophy** · 07-20-25 23:24

I get messages weekly asking for who's good on skip. Here's my answer for July. None of them. There isn't a single girl left who is worth seeing. The good ones retired and the rest are at BEST catfishing, and in most cases scams.

Here's the list of today's ads.

"Wettest Bussy" - Deposit scam.

"Innocent mom" - Deposit scam.

Amber Rose. Pimps girls. Scammer. Will rob you with the classic boyfriend knocking scam.

Blonde new girl. Big time catfish. She is about 50 pounds heavier than her best pic, face tattoos, butch girlfriend who has attitude problems. Pimped by Amber Rose.

Monique and new blonde friend. Not a scam but will upcharge the shit out of you. Get the "all in" price. Ask about menu items listed because they might not be there come fun time.

" Ashley" big black chick. She's got some problems. Attitude, bad service, bi polar, expects you to be hot enough where she'd pay you for the date. Avoid, she will cause problems in your life. She calls my phone.

Bubbly she's back! Or she's not. She's bouncing between Seattle and Yakima. Not that it matters because she's not worth your time, even and heavy discounted rates. She won't do just about every position, her BJ is terrible, and she's probably blasted out of her mind when you see her. She kept nodding off. My most shameful fuck, I should have left but was thinking with my little head after she got my money. Never again.

2 massage parlor ads. They are pretty much all closed so I don't even know why they waste time posting.

Kali. A Renton native. Legit but be careful. She's popular with the BBFS crowd and has more than a few alerts about catching more than a cold after. Wrap it up if she's still here.

Maddie. Legit, but good luck getting a text back. Nothing wrong with her if you can set an appointment. I've seen her a few times and she's been good. Nice blonde MILF. Offers BBBJ now. I've never seen her on time, plan an extra hour because you'll be sitting there outside the hotel she lives in (at least it's not a north 1st hotel).

**Gophy** · 07-11-25 15:21

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...w/116649162694

Put up an ad saying she's available 12-2. I text her 20 min before 12 saying I could do it on my lunch break. Nothing back. Drove around for 30 min waiting for a reply, nothing. Ended up getting food and going back to work. Why is it so hard to find company here in Yakima. It's so stupid. If you post an ad and don't actually want to see people, don't post the ad. So tired of this, man I miss just going to massage parlors and not playing these stupid ass games.

**Gophy** · 07-11-25 13:30

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...y/920988516468

Don't bother. Waste of time. All games and catfish. She has pics where she looks good, and pics where she looks ratchet and like she was a prison butch. The ones where she's good looking don't have tattoos on her face and those don't just disappear, so assume you're getting the ratchet looking version. Wasted my time trying to set up a date and ended up getting quoted $200 for hh car CBJ. I'm not paying $200 for a CBJ in my car from someone who's a lisp away from being Mike Tyson.

**Gophy** · 06-25-25 10:34

Originally Posted by RobD [View Original Post]

She's posting in Wenatchee as well, but seems to have a big presence even down in Yakima. I'm dubious and think I know the answer, but I figured I'd ask if any of you gents had any firsthand knowledge or credible local lore?

Thanks and stay safe, fellows! RD.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/wenat...x/293705665887

Deposit scam. The account has been posting for about a week now from Bremerton to Wenatchee. She's going to say she's just out of town and want gas money. Once you send it, you'll be blocked and never see her or your cash again. If they post in multiple cities, they aren't worth the headaches because 9 out of 10 times they are fake and the other 1 time they aren't anywhere near your location and will be very unreliable. Stick to local girls as hard as that is here.

**Rob D** · 06-24-25 15:13

She's posting in Wenatchee as well, but seems to have a big presence even down in Yakima. I'm dubious and think I know the answer, but I figured I'd ask if any of you gents had any firsthand knowledge or credible local lore?

Thanks and stay safe, fellows! RD.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/wenat...x/293705665887

**Gophy** · 05-30-25 16:27

Anyone have reliable and trustworthy providers here? The only ones on stg are addicts and robbers. All the AMPs are closing too, so I can't even pop in one of those to spend some coin.

Just for fun, here’s the front page of stg today.

Jazzy - Has reports of robs. Guy picked her up in his car to go to her incall. She said her boyfriend is home and would beat him up. She got out of the car and left with his money.

Kitty - Hot as hell but openly admits to partying as part of the date. Lost her mind last year shaving her head bald and making a bunch of posts about how she has stds.

Nikki - Might be the most boring date I’ve ever had. Completely lied on her menu. Dead fished me too.

Kiki - I haven’t seen her, she never texts back.

Monique - Nothing wrong that I’ve seen with her. Tried to set up a date and she wanted me to get her an incall for the night and quoted me 4 and a half bills on top of that for a hour. Hard pass.

Kayla - Robber, disgusting hygiene, dog shit all over her incall, walking disease.

A few amp ads that you can’t trust anymore and that’s it. That all you get in Yakima today if you wanted company. Every post as if 1:30pm on a Friday.

**Gophy** · 03-15-25 16:00

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...l/360380841590

Probably just there temporarily but she's pretty good. I saw her in Tri Cities. She's a little shy at first but once you get her going she gets into it. The FS was ok but the daty was some of the best I've ever had. Nice shaved pussy and she moved just right. She is very open about what she likes when you are down there, I had 2 fingers in and her hand on the back of my head when she came on my tongue.

**Gophy** · 03-13-25 13:05

Sapphire is looking for guys for a gang bang.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...r/824064060570

I haven't seen her, not my cup of tea, but reliable sources say she's nasty (in a good way).

**Gophy** · 03-05-25 14:02

Originally Posted by Frisky1 [View Original Post]

Anyone know anything about either of these 2?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...e/426224702442

Or.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...y/539834226267

Tried to schedule with the 2nd one and never got a text back. Her pictures are 3-4 years old now but it was a slow night. Probably good she didn't text back.

**Frisky1** · 02-15-25 06:34

Anyone know anything about either of these 2?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...e/426224702442

Or.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...y/539834226267

**Frisky1** · 02-15-25 06:25

Originally Posted by Gophy [View Original Post]

Nevermind. I tried setting up an appointment. Despite posting 3 ads on STG and another 4 on TNA, she didn't text me back for 3 hours. I ended up going to an AMP instead and texted her letting her know and she just replied back "who even are you lmao". I'm the guy who's not going to see that ratchet, pimped, filtered, waste of time.

She just keeps getting better and better. I wasn't looking for her, but right after reading your update post, I saw an ad from her on escort13 that was posted for Yakima at 10:30 am on the day of your posting (yesterday, Valentine's Day). In the ad, she says " I'm hosting in Lower Queen Anne near Belltown". Wait, what? She needs to make up her mind. Is she in Yakima or Seattle. Fellas, you do what you want, but I would steer clear of this one.

Gophy, my other post didn't get allowed for some reason, but, I win the bet! LOL, I'm just messing' wit ya bro. A little levity is good for the soul. All in fun.

**Gophy** · 02-15-25 02:29

Originally Posted by Gophy [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...n/657825240850

Anyone seen? She's asking $600 an hour and has a menu that is smaller than pretty much everyone I've ever seen. I've seen enough dead fish providers that usually don't bother but she's really good looking.

Nevermind. I tried setting up an appointment. Despite posting 3 ads on STG and another 4 on TNA, she didn't text me back for 3 hours. I ended up going to an AMP instead and texted her letting her know and she just replied back "who even are you lmao". I'm the guy who's not going to see that ratchet, pimped, filtered, waste of time.

**Frisky1** · 02-14-25 23:57

https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakim...y/539834226267

I myself considered this one. Her rates seem a little high, but within reason. But like the previous one Gophy listed, her menu seems rather shallow. Any have any knowledge on this one?

As a side note, TO ME, I myself consider anything less than an hour a waste and thus not worth considering except in cases of car dates. But $200 is IMHO reasonable for an hour of good service. $250 for 90, and $300 2 hr. Yes, go above those rates, but only if it's better than par service or an exceptional quality or beauty. Just my opinion and a baseline to work from.