Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Samurai808]

Sorry Uncle must sound like broken record, but still shiok like the very first time, some seven years ago. Auntie V's touch still got fire🔥, heart, and power. Every session feel like magic. Auntie V still got that same warmth, same flow, same connection. Like catching up with old friend, oh so natural, no need say much, she just know. This little Aussie Bao Bun still Uncle's number one lah.
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...881362793.html
#onlygoodvibes #theygotnothingonyou

Senorita Vanessa put Uncle on this 6-8 week intensive treatment program to get Uncle back in shape.
Second session better than the first, every touch is ohh, la-la-la. . . Keeps me coming back for more.

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs and overall poor economy this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . . Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

[Samurai808]

Hope somebody got to enjoy, as the post was soon deleted.

Unfixed? 🤔
Uncle always don't mind donating to a good cause. and at an unheard of price too.
Could be the ultimate failure or could be Hanapa'a. . .
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...879378377.html

[Jan Fortifore]

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...877385868.html

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...880105682.html

https://honolulu.mojovillage.com/adu...c-hands_402674

She advertises herself as European Magic / Healing Hands and works out of Century Center. She is in her late 40's or early 50's, with a rectangle body shape. She appeared busty to me, but her top did not define her figure, as she wore hospital scrubs that did not accentuate any curves. Her attached bikini photo, taken "last week" she wrote, and the fact that she is non-Asian were my main persuasions for giving her a try. She is originally from France, is pretty, speaks English without a noticable accent, and has worked in massage spas at resorts around the world, including in Waikiki. She provided a legitimate, professional therapeutic massage from my scalp down to my toes. She kept me draped the entire time and never got close to the bat or balls. She is a chatty person, but is also quiet if you do not initiate the conversation.

She charged me $150/ hour and I tipped her $20, since she tried her best with a particularly troublesome back knot. Her rate on Mojovillage is $100/ hour, but I did not mention it, and felt like taking one for the team and reporting my experience. I would repeat only if someone posted they received excellent extra services from her at a reasonable expense. She is a genuinely nice person and deserves our business if you are looking a legitimate massage without any play. I will only respond to senior members' questions.

Happy hunting!

[NightWing24]

Awesome report at NightWing24. Did you ask if Yimi was avail, since they said "new young girl" and Sasa is def not a young girl? I'm wondering if Yimi even exists =D.

Good point, I shoulda asked. I didn't. Was hoping MMS wasn't the only one available since I went pretty early & had already decided I liked what I saw before MMS closed the room door. BTW, I meant to say: Nagoya’s, not Hayashi’s.

[Keye33]

Couldn't sleep dis morning & needed to depressurize the pipes. Had to decide between "Relax", "Peaches" with "BSS" option in the wings since they always came in clutch. Relax responded first. Was told they had a "new yung girl" and to come try asap. I asked for pictures, but never got any, decided to sample anyways.

I went w / the 2-hour option: 1. 4+2.

Since it was early morning, I was hoping MMS wasn't the only one around. Good news, while speaking with MMS, a MILF comes walking out of the bathroom area. Upon my quick glance that MMS gave me before closing the room door to confirm my appt details, I thought Sasa looked familiar, but I couldn't remember exactly where or if it was the person that had come to mind. Not sure if they have more than one room, but I got the same room as you. The room is pretty small, the bed is small and its dimly lit. Besides the table lamp, I didn't notice any light switch for the room itself.

Sasa walks in, I ask for shower. MMS tells me only cold water is available, not a problem for me. The size of the shower is a problem though. It's like a "prison shower", I'm guessing its: 2 x 2. Did my best to clean myself off and head back to the room. Your description of Sasa's pretty much on point. Face down, massage begins. Initially, Sasa started with light massage, I told her she can go harder. The strength of her massage I ended getting, I would say was: medium. I've had stronger massages from others, but I'm not complaining since Sasa did knock out a few knots. Neck to feet, right to left side, with slight grazing against the boys. Instead of a towel, Sasa wiped me down with paper towels (hahaha!) Didn't feel too pleasant, but (I guess) it got the job done. Flip. She worked on my thighs some more, all the while teasing and playing with my handcannon. I wasn't aware how hard she got me, she asked if I wanted to start. I look down and see I'm ready to go, so I nod in the affirmative. She disrobes and I see her tattoos. I sit up, grab her close & take a better look at her tattoos. I remember having seen her before in downtown, I don't remember at which place specifically. Could be either: at Muxi's place, Hayashi's place, EC or Pali. I've only had 2 ladies with tattoos before, one was Aya at EC, the other Sasa. I believe she went by a different name, I could be wrong. Anyways, back to the experience. Sasa pushes me back down, lubes herself up, puts a hat on me and lubes my handcannon too. She grabs my right hand and leads it to her nani. I start rubbing her, and her me. After awhile, she gets up on the bed, and readys to ACG. She guides me in, sits a few times, squeezing hard. Too bad that bed is so freaking small. She couldn't get a stable position, so we transition to Mish. I tried motioning for her to stay on top and I would carry her, but didn't happen. In Mish, I go with long, slow strokes. I can feel her squeeze once in awhile, Sasa even quietly moans when she squeezes. I keep this pace till she grabs me closer to her, at this point, I increase the pace. Her moans & kegels are more frequent. I keep going, and respond to her body language. She finally pulls me in for a kiss, and I go MAX power, all the while grabbing her tits. Explosive blast of orgasm from each other. After withdrawing from Sasa, she lays there giggling. Since she's not getting up, I lean down and enjoy her tits. We were going so hard, we both had broken a sweat. Even with the A / C on. Sasa finally pushes me off, sits up, grabs a few paper towels, and proceeds to take the hat off. Surprisingly, she's struggling to take the hat off because I'm still pretty hard. I look down and see the hat's filled. I suggest we try for another pop, Sasa mentions we may be coming up on time. I proceed to shower. Return back to room, me and Sasa enjoys some small talk. During our small talk we use Google translate, she speaks Mandarin with very limited English. I mention I remember seeing her before at a different place. Sasa giggles and nods in the affirmative, but doesn't tell me where we had met before. By the time, I was out the door, I was less than 10 minutes from the 2-hour mark.

F - 7.

B - 8.

S - 8 (I don't hold it against Sasa, I blame the bed. It's too small!

A - 8.

Repeat? Yes.

Final thoughts: Before repeating, I want to try Yimi, Peaches, Annita & Natty & BSS' new lady. Also, next time, I want to find out if Sasa's down for raw dawg. I wonder if Yimi and Sasa rotate between the orgs two locations.

Awesome report at NightWing24. Did you ask if Yimi was avail, since they said "new young girl" and Sasa is def not a young girl? I'm wondering if Yimi even exists =D.

[Guapo Marx]

Is this massage only or does it offer he. Tried texting no response probably have to call.

Junko, Jennifer, Yoon Ja, has her own thread. Early 60's but looks good. FS and well reviewed.

[Entrygiver007]

Is this massage only or does it offer he. Tried texting no response probably have to call.

Iykyk. I guess back up in business and looking for new customers.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...880486889.html

[WhisperingEye]

Iykyk. I guess back up in business and looking for new customers.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...880486889.html

[Chikan San]

I feel like I seen someone comment about this one before. Anyone participate?

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...879617095.html

That's Anna / Kristee.

[SnaRed100]

I feel like I seen someone comment about this one before. Anyone participate?

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...879617095.html

[WhisperingEye]

If you're wondering if this is the legendary "Energizer Bunny Lisa", its not. It's a different Lisa, but their locations are in the same complex, same floor, but a few rooms separate them.

Haha that's actually the one I was thinking about.

[NightWing24]

Saw this ad. Wondering if its the same "lisa?" but its a different number and no way those pics are her. Haha.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...877134955.html

If you're wondering if this is the legendary "Energizer Bunny Lisa", its not. It's a different Lisa, but their locations are in the same complex, same floor, but a few rooms separate them.

[NightWing24]

Supposed to be Yimi but ended up with Sasa (details below).

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...874698826.html

Donation - $70+150 FS.

Texted for an appt w / Yimi and the PO was pretty fast to respond. They are located a couple blocks of my favorite. Peaches Spa, so not really Ala Moana. The spot is a tiny looking house. The Mama took house fee and led me to a room. Measured about 10 x4. It was super tiny it only had enough room for a bed and a small dresser.

Provider walked in and I'd describe her as an older MILF type. Room was really dim. Looks to be about upper 40's-lower 50's, saggy man-made C's, tats on her breast. Friendly smile, but you could see that she wasn't young. It was my first time here, so I figured they just used fake pics for Yimi. It turns out the provider I'm sessioning with was named Sasa. Maybe I should've asked if there was a younger / different girl, but that felt mean. Besides I was in the TOFTT kinda mood.

Massage was ok, not weak or lame. Started from neck and worked down to back and then legs. Came back and wiped me down with a wet towel (note it wasn't hot / warm. It felt like it was literally a cloth rinsed from the sink). Had me turn over and rubbed my legs some more. Asked if I wanted HJ (hand motion bc she only spoke Mandarin. Barely any English). I motioned for FS, she said yes. When asked how much, she said $$. I countered with $. 5 which she accepted. In hindsight, I probably might've been able to get away with $. 3, but I'm TOFTT so all good. She disrobes, starts with CBJ and then quickly mounts for CG. She gets tired after about a couple min, so she lies down and we go MS. Since it was a bit cramped on the bed, I had her stand up, and I got in some FIV. Kissing didn't seem on the menu. Turned her around for standing DG + FOV. Busted and finished. In all, about 20 min for massage + 10 min for play. It looked like they had a shower, but it wasn't offered. I texted afterward to ask if they had other girls, and the PO texted me a photo of a girl similar in the ad saying new girl Yimi. I should've asked about her to begin with, but that's what TOFTT is about.

F - 6. 5.

B - 6. 5.

S - 7. 5.

A - 8.

Repeat? - not likely.

Final thoughts. I'm tempted to try Yimi to see if she's a hidden gem. But on the flip side, I could pay $200 for HH at Pali and guarantee have a decent provider at a decent location. If this place serviced me for say 45 min, then that's much more likely I'd return. So if I get disposable funds, maybe I'll try again, but for a HH session, the smart money for now is to stick with reputable orgs. As I'm typing this, I suppose it's my fault for not lasting longer. At no point did Sasa try to rush me, so there's that. Overall, the location / org gives low-frills vibes so it may be worth it if you can last long time and get say 45-60 min for $$. 2 total. Would love to get others thoughts.

Couldn't sleep dis morning & needed to depressurize the pipes. Had to decide between "Relax", "Peaches" with "BSS" option in the wings since they always came in clutch. Relax responded first. Was told they had a "new yung girl" and to come try asap. I asked for pictures, but never got any, decided to sample anyways.

I went w / the 2-hour option: 1. 4+2.

Since it was early morning, I was hoping MMS wasn't the only one around. Good news, while speaking with MMS, a MILF comes walking out of the bathroom area. Upon my quick glance that MMS gave me before closing the room door to confirm my appt details, I thought Sasa looked familiar, but I couldn't remember exactly where or if it was the person that had come to mind. Not sure if they have more than one room, but I got the same room as you. The room is pretty small, the bed is small and its dimly lit. Besides the table lamp, I didn't notice any light switch for the room itself.

Sasa walks in, I ask for shower. MMS tells me only cold water is available, not a problem for me. The size of the shower is a problem though. It's like a "prison shower", I'm guessing its: 2 x 2. Did my best to clean myself off and head back to the room. Your description of Sasa's pretty much on point. Face down, massage begins. Initially, Sasa started with light massage, I told her she can go harder. The strength of her massage I ended getting, I would say was: medium. I've had stronger massages from others, but I'm not complaining since Sasa did knock out a few knots. Neck to feet, right to left side, with slight grazing against the boys. Instead of a towel, Sasa wiped me down with paper towels (hahaha!) Didn't feel too pleasant, but (I guess) it got the job done. Flip. She worked on my thighs some more, all the while teasing and playing with my handcannon. I wasn't aware how hard she got me, she asked if I wanted to start. I look down and see I'm ready to go, so I nod in the affirmative. She disrobes and I see her tattoos. I sit up, grab her close & take a better look at her tattoos. I remember having seen her before in downtown, I don't remember at which place specifically. Could be either: at Muxi's place, Hayashi's place, EC or Pali. I've only had 2 ladies with tattoos before, one was Aya at EC, the other Sasa. I believe she went by a different name, I could be wrong. Anyways, back to the experience. Sasa pushes me back down, lubes herself up, puts a hat on me and lubes my handcannon too. She grabs my right hand and leads it to her nani. I start rubbing her, and her me. After awhile, she gets up on the bed, and readys to ACG. She guides me in, sits a few times, squeezing hard. Too bad that bed is so freaking small. She couldn't get a stable position, so we transition to Mish. I tried motioning for her to stay on top and I would carry her, but didn't happen. In Mish, I go with long, slow strokes. I can feel her squeeze once in awhile, Sasa even quietly moans when she squeezes. I keep this pace till she grabs me closer to her, at this point, I increase the pace. Her moans & kegels are more frequent. I keep going, and respond to her body language. She finally pulls me in for a kiss, and I go MAX power, all the while grabbing her tits. Explosive blast of orgasm from each other. After withdrawing from Sasa, she lays there giggling. Since she's not getting up, I lean down and enjoy her tits. We were going so hard, we both had broken a sweat. Even with the A / C on. Sasa finally pushes me off, sits up, grabs a few paper towels, and proceeds to take the hat off. Surprisingly, she's struggling to take the hat off because I'm still pretty hard. I look down and see the hat's filled. I suggest we try for another pop, Sasa mentions we may be coming up on time. I proceed to shower. Return back to room, me and Sasa enjoys some small talk. During our small talk we use Google translate, she speaks Mandarin with very limited English. I mention I remember seeing her before at a different place. Sasa giggles and nods in the affirmative, but doesn't tell me where we had met before. By the time, I was out the door, I was less than 10 minutes from the 2-hour mark.

F - 7.

B - 8.

S - 8 (I don't hold it against Sasa, I blame the bed. It's too small!

A - 8.

Repeat? Yes.

Final thoughts: Before repeating, I want to try Yimi, Peaches, Annita & Natty & BSS' new lady. Also, next time, I want to find out if Sasa's down for raw dawg. I wonder if Yimi and Sasa rotate between the orgs two locations.

[Samurai808]

Four weeks in and enjoying every visit more and more, Uncle ejoys the warmth of Auntie V's passion, like fire 🔥. Each experience feels genuine, natural, and full of life, leaving Uncle on a high that lasts well beyond the moment. Compare that, to the Niece's, no spark and none of the fire 🔥 is there, instead feeling mechanical, cold, and empty. The difference is real, setting Auntie V apart as a Master of the art. https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...879081347.html.

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs and overall poor economy, this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

[Samurai808]

Unfixed? 🤔
Uncle always don't mind donating to a good cause. and at an unheard of price too.
Could be the ultimate failure or could be Hanapa'a. . .
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...879378377.html