Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Samurai808** · 09-07-25 17:37

Four weeks in and enjoying every visit more and more, Uncle ejoys the warmth of Auntie V's passion, like fire 🔥. Each experience feels genuine, natural, and full of life, leaving Uncle on a high that lasts well beyond the moment. Compare that, to the Niece's, no spark and none of the fire 🔥 is there, instead feeling mechanical, cold, and empty. The difference is real, setting Auntie V apart as a Master of the art. https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...879081347.html.

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs and overall poor economy, this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

**Samurai808** · 09-07-25 15:11

Unfixed? 🤔
Uncle always don't mind donating to a good cause. and at an unheard of price too.
Could be the ultimate failure or could be Hanapa'a. . .
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...879378377.html

**KaneoheHi** · 09-05-25 19:41

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Uncle likes to get Niece Jasmine get all fired up. . . #IYKYK

https://www.instagram.com/p/DOHpE_-iaPO/
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...877921751.html

Niece Jasmine does she do HE?. No FS?.

**Samurai808** · 09-05-25 03:21

Uncle likes to get Niece Jasmine get all fired up. . . #IYKYK

https://www.instagram.com/p/DOHpE_-iaPO/
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...877921751.html

**Keye33** · 08-28-25 17:50

Originally Posted by FCH300 [View Original Post]

I have questions, as well. The phone number shown in the ad is associated with this BedPage ad: https://gfe.bedpage.com/brief/Bodyru.../13213006.html.

This Tryst ad: https://honolulu.trystpage.com/massa...42216437780480.

This Tryst ad: https://honolulu.trystpage.com/femal...80310866448384.

I have also been to the location identified in the ad before the pandemic shut everything down for a while. At that time, I found that the famous / infamous "MISA" was the only one working there and I left without partaking due to prior experiences with that provider. (Search for "MISA" if you are interested in ancient history).

Now, I too, am intrigued to see the face behind the mask and find out who is working here. Clearly, this is now a full service shop with one or more girls working. I'll probably visit within the next week and will report.

If anyone else can chime in and save me the trouble, that will be appreciated.

When Lisa's add popped up, I recognized the number as the same org that has Yimi and Sasa (my report here - #4080). When I texted to ask them about Lisa, after some back and forth, I confirmed that Lisa = Yimi. Haven't sampled. I'm 0 for 2 in TOFTT so far. Was planning on going for a sure thing at Pali, but since they're closed for now, maybe I'll make a 3rd TOFTT attempt. LOL.

Yimi's original ad - https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...876794651.html.

**ButtBandit** · 08-28-25 17:03

Originally Posted by WhisperingEye [View Original Post]

Saw this ad. Wondering if its the same "lisa?" but its a different number and no way those pics are her. Haha.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...877134955.html

Misa place. I wonder if she's back working. I seen a forsale sign on the door in March April.

**FCH300** · 08-28-25 16:57

Originally Posted by WhisperingEye [View Original Post]

Saw this ad. Wondering if its the same "lisa?" but its a different number and no way those pics are her. Haha.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...877134955.html

I have questions, as well. The phone number shown in the ad is associated with this BedPage ad: https://gfe.bedpage.com/brief/Bodyru.../13213006.html.

This Tryst ad: https://honolulu.trystpage.com/massa...42216437780480.

This Tryst ad: https://honolulu.trystpage.com/femal...80310866448384.

I have also been to the location identified in the ad before the pandemic shut everything down for a while. At that time, I found that the famous / infamous "MISA" was the only one working there and I left without partaking due to prior experiences with that provider. (Search for "MISA" if you are interested in ancient history).

Now, I too, am intrigued to see the face behind the mask and find out who is working here. Clearly, this is now a full service shop with one or more girls working. I'll probably visit within the next week and will report.

If anyone else can chime in and save me the trouble, that will be appreciated.

**WhisperingEye** · 08-28-25 13:35

Saw this ad. Wondering if its the same "lisa?" but its a different number and no way those pics are her. Haha.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...877134955.html

**DeeJohn808** · 08-24-25 02:51

Where is she located? The ad says "Downtown" but her picture says "Honolulu / Waikiki" and the map on the ad seems to be around Century Center.

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Sorry for not responding, not trying to gate keep, but just being respectful to Auntie V, or any one else for that matter, as if you treat anyone with class and respect, legit or not, anything is possible. . .
#IYKYK #Bestthingsinlifearefree
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...875744979.html

**Samurai808** · 08-23-25 18:43

Sorry for not responding, not trying to gate keep, but just being respectful to Auntie V, or any one else for that matter, as if you treat anyone with class and respect, legit or not, anything is possible. . .
#IYKYK #Bestthingsinlifearefree
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...875744979.html

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Senorita Vanessa put Uncle on this 6-8 week intensive treatment program to get Uncle back in shape.
Second session better than the first, every touch is ohh, la-la-la. . . Keeps me coming back for more.

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

**Darksidez** · 08-22-25 19:51

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Senorita Vanessa put Uncle on this 6-8 week intensive treatment program to get Uncle back in shape.

Second session better than the first, every touch is ohh, la-la-la. . . Keeps me coming back for more.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...875744979.html#search=1.

Any extras avail with her? Thanks.

**Samurai808** · 08-22-25 18:40

Senorita Vanessa put Uncle on this 6-8 week intensive treatment program to get Uncle back in shape.

Second session better than the first, every touch is ohh, la-la-la. . . Keeps me coming back for more.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...875744979.html#search=1.

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

**Guapo Marx** · 08-22-25 00:53

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/search/oah/hws

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/search/oah/hws

Photo shop? Amateur job.

You've been, I've been, we've all been. Blue balled.

**Keye33** · 08-19-25 19:40

Originally Posted by Logan5595 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one?

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872927655.html

Supposed to be Yimi but ended up with Sasa (details below).

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...874698826.html

Donation - $70+150 FS.

Texted for an appt w / Yimi and the PO was pretty fast to respond. They are located a couple blocks of my favorite. Peaches Spa, so not really Ala Moana. The spot is a tiny looking house. The Mama took house fee and led me to a room. Measured about 10 x4. It was super tiny it only had enough room for a bed and a small dresser.

Provider walked in and I'd describe her as an older MILF type. Room was really dim. Looks to be about upper 40's-lower 50's, saggy man-made C's, tats on her breast. Friendly smile, but you could see that she wasn't young. It was my first time here, so I figured they just used fake pics for Yimi. It turns out the provider I'm sessioning with was named Sasa. Maybe I should've asked if there was a younger / different girl, but that felt mean. Besides I was in the TOFTT kinda mood.

Massage was ok, not weak or lame. Started from neck and worked down to back and then legs. Came back and wiped me down with a wet towel (note it wasn't hot / warm. It felt like it was literally a cloth rinsed from the sink). Had me turn over and rubbed my legs some more. Asked if I wanted HJ (hand motion bc she only spoke Mandarin. Barely any English). I motioned for FS, she said yes. When asked how much, she said $$. I countered with $. 5 which she accepted. In hindsight, I probably might've been able to get away with $. 3, but I'm TOFTT so all good. She disrobes, starts with CBJ and then quickly mounts for CG. She gets tired after about a couple min, so she lies down and we go MS. Since it was a bit cramped on the bed, I had her stand up, and I got in some FIV. Kissing didn't seem on the menu. Turned her around for standing DG + FOV. Busted and finished. In all, about 20 min for massage + 10 min for play. It looked like they had a shower, but it wasn't offered. I texted afterward to ask if they had other girls, and the PO texted me a photo of a girl similar in the ad saying new girl Yimi. I should've asked about her to begin with, but that's what TOFTT is about.

F - 6. 5.

B - 6. 5.

S - 7. 5.

A - 8.

Repeat? - not likely.

Final thoughts. I'm tempted to try Yimi to see if she's a hidden gem. But on the flip side, I could pay $200 for HH at Pali and guarantee have a decent provider at a decent location. If this place serviced me for say 45 min, then that's much more likely I'd return. So if I get disposable funds, maybe I'll try again, but for a HH session, the smart money for now is to stick with reputable orgs. As I'm typing this, I suppose it's my fault for not lasting longer. At no point did Sasa try to rush me, so there's that. Overall, the location / org gives low-frills vibes so it may be worth it if you can last long time and get say 45-60 min for $$. 2 total. Would love to get others thoughts.

**Guapo Marx** · 08-17-25 03:10

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...874211863.html
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

She looks great. It's a real pic? I couldn't find her social media and therefore no casual pics, license info, dead end on the phone. Just wanted to see if she's married, kids, and where she lives, who else in the business she has connections. If I could get to know her better before visiting it makes me more comfortable.