Massage Parlor Reports

[HelloThar]

You'd think all of that.

Back in the day I had more money than sense and would often try to arrange to get MP girls for takeout if they were appealing and were interested in doing so. What I found was that the negotiations were laborious and the prices they set were ridiculous. Like 2000 for an overnight which was defined as midnight to 8 am, and woe betide me if I didn't return the girl by 8 am.

At the same time I had regular strippers and SBs who would do overnights for from 500-750 with more generous time boundaries and often a much more open menu.

In general with the MPs it would go from, "No, absolutely not" to a ridiculous price and then infrequently to something reasonable or at least not totally insane. And there were a couple of cases of MP politics where they figured I was seeing their girls on the sneak and would make a drama about it. At least enough drama for me to stop by and visit and satisfy the suspicious MMS that I wasn't seeing their girls on their own time.

Although if someone were to put all of this together with the Brisa / Shanghai / Best crew for a wild night of debauchery you could sign me up.

I honestly wouldn't even try it unless I spoke their language at the minimum. With them being 'on the clock' for the month that they're here, I imagine the MMS want to have their piece or make sure you don't mess things up somehow. Your best bet would probably to get to know the girls personally and then 'sponsor' a tour of them here for fun and debauchery, but no idea how much that'd be either. That's the main issue with a lot of these women -- they're going to compare being with you vs working and if you can't make it more appealing, either in charm, fun, and / or money they won't bother.

[Marko Ramius]

Given the rates on the other board where providers ask for thousands in an overnight rate, I bet you could negotiate some interesting things with that much, especially at a discount.

You'd probably want to be a trustworthy regular first though.

You'd think all of that.

Back in the day I had more money than sense and would often try to arrange to get MP girls for takeout if they were appealing and were interested in doing so. What I found was that the negotiations were laborious and the prices they set were ridiculous. Like 2000 for an overnight which was defined as midnight to 8 am, and woe betide me if I didn't return the girl by 8 am.

At the same time I had regular strippers and SBs who would do overnights for from 500-750 with more generous time boundaries and often a much more open menu.

In general with the MPs it would go from, "No, absolutely not" to a ridiculous price and then infrequently to something reasonable or at least not totally insane. And there were a couple of cases of MP politics where they figured I was seeing their girls on the sneak and would make a drama about it. At least enough drama for me to stop by and visit and satisfy the suspicious MMS that I wasn't seeing their girls on their own time.

Although if someone were to put all of this together with the Brisa / Shanghai / Best crew for a wild night of debauchery you could sign me up.

[HelloThar]

So as I sat in the mess of Seattle traffic, my mind started to wander and think of crazy ideas. What if you could "buy out" a place like Sun Spa or ET for say 4 or 5 hours, with some other mongers. It's just a free for all, 1 on1, mfm, or all the mongers on 1 lady. Am I nuts? LOL.

Given the rates on the other board where providers ask for thousands in an overnight rate, I bet you could negotiate some interesting things with that much, especially at a discount.

You'd probably want to be a trustworthy regular first though.

[Marko Ramius]

Back in the day I knew of at least one spa in Spokane that would do this. They'd also do "events" where they'd get a vacay rental house and have a big party with a bunch of girls who you would happily suck and fuck. I went a couple of times and I vividly remember one house where they had put about a dozen mattresses out in the backyard so you could have some open air action.

I'd keep in mind that it would probably be pretty expensive, on the order of 800-1000 per hour, to make something like that happen. And they'd probably want to screen the guys who were going to be there beforehand.

[FripOverGuy]

So as I sat in the mess of Seattle traffic, my mind started to wander and think of crazy ideas. What if you could "buy out" a place like Sun Spa or ET for say 4 or 5 hours, with some other mongers. It's just a free for all, 1 on1, mfm, or all the mongers on 1 lady. Am I nuts? LOL.

[MartinHero69]

Got an update from Sara, Fia's twin sister is back this month, she's a total service queen, it's always a blast with her. Planning a trip to see her soon, going to get my balls drained. Not sure on the other talent.

I actually just stopped by Tokyo earlier today and saw Sara, and I must agree with you, she is absolutely incredible as you described.

She's hands down one of the prettiest ladies I've met at an AMP and that tight hot little sexy spinner body of hers is definitely my type! The moment I walked inside, Sara greeted me with a warm smile and made me feel very at ease. She was wearing a beautiful pink dress that really highlighted her slender figure. I tossed her the donation upfront to let her know what I wanted, and as soon as we hit the room, it was instant fireworks! This little hottie is so passionate and loves sex.

We stood there and just made out with our tongues for the first few minutes feeling each other up & then she started to slowly undress me we continued kissing and feeling each other up.

It didn't take her long to work her way down & start sucking my cock with an amazing BBBJ. I loved her eye contact with that pretty face staring up then she started smacking my cock on her tongue on her lips & up against her cheek driving me even fucking crazier. Just writing this now & thinking about what she did to me, makes me want to go back and do it all over with her again tonight! She went to town worshipping my cock for a good 10 minutes and then we moved up on the table where we switched things up going at each other in 69. She's got such a pretty tight little pussy. We went at each other for at least another 10 minutes & I couldn't wait to feel that tight kitty wrapped around my rock hard throbbing cock.

She gloved me up & holy fuck! This chick does have such a nice tight pussy! The visuals of this Chinese beauty riding my cock in CG and the seductive way she would look at me made me go absolutely wild. After a while we moved over to the table when I started hitting that kitty in standing K9 with her looking back at me and then finally I got her up on the table where I pinned her down and we really got going in rhythm together. She clenched up on me twice & had 2 O's in mish. I finally had to switch it up because I was really close to blowing. So I sat on the edge of the bed & got her up in ACG then she climbed up on me and started fucking me like crazy until that tight kitty surprisingly started clenching up around my cock AGAIN, & she had another O. It was at that moment I couldn't hold it in any longer and also blew a fat load in the bag.

If you like petite spinners with a killer BBBJ and wonderful service, Sara is about as good as it gets. I can't wait for a second round with her.

[IstlFun]

Anyone know the current line up? Thinking of sneaking away for a quick break. Wish the Victoria would come back. Any other places worth going to besides good? Seeing a lot of misses from reports. Anyone done m or Monica spa in Factoria?

Got an update from Sara, Fia's twin sister is back this month, she's a total service queen, it's always a blast with her. Planning a trip to see her soon, going to get my balls drained. Not sure on the other talent.

[Snugfit]

Anyone know the current line up? Thinking of sneaking away for a quick break. Wish the Victoria would come back. Any other places worth going to besides good? Seeing a lot of misses from reports. Anyone done m or Monica spa in Factoria?

[CorveLay]

Saw Summer again, she mentioned she's leaving at the end of the month and won't be back until December. For those of you who enjoy her.

Also, as happy as I am with the general quality at JM, being rushed out in 20-35 minutes has become the norm, even with an appointment or trying to go early when I would expect it to be slow. If you are looking for an unrushed experience, JM is unfortunately no longer providing that service. I'll put up with it to see Summer (or Chanel if she returns), but damn it is disappointing since when they first opened it seemed like Coco was really focused on making sure the service was impeccable.

[KrDoggy]

Read lots of good things about her, but those comments add up to a big "nope" from me. I get these girls want to make as much money as possible, but that rushed experience just does not work for me. I try hard to visit at less busy times, and more often that not if I know a girl has just seen someone else prior to my time, I try to respectfully cancel.

It just won't add up to a good experience for me. I love to be first guest of the day. I rarely visit in evenings. Some of the girls that seemingly like me think I am a bit ridiculous though. They are probably right. I just had an out-of-this-world session with JoJo / Chanel at Tokyo. She specifically told me the time of day she thought would not be busy and we had an incredible uninterrupted time before she goes back to LA.

My buddy went to see Monica at Moon. He thought her look / body was so so. A bit thicker and straight. What disappointed him the most is hygiene and rush. She was back to back.

$200 for 30 minutes. She was done in 15 and rushed to see the next client with no clean up / shower in between.

[Yamaha2000]

My buddy went to see Monica at Moon. He thought her look / body was so so. A bit thicker and straight. What disappointed him the most is hygiene and rush. She was back to back.

$200 for 30 minutes. She was done in 15 and rushed to see the next client with no clean up / shower in between.

[JblPlatinum]

Went in on a whim for a 45 min session.

Cute, I'd guess mid 30's, short, name Hannah I think.

Solid massage, good finish. . 6 hf, . 6 tip.

If looking for a very nice massage with a good finish would recommend and will repeat.

[Mitch Cor]

Any 2025 update to this?

TL; DR YMMV leaning towards low milage.

Going off memory here and I'm fucking terrible with names so bear with me. This is a solid year or so worth of mongering memory. Going down the list from RM. You're welcome.

Lavender 3 x. One pudgy MILF and 2 x younger chick (Vivian I think? MILF was able to push boundaries & came on her tits while straddling her on the table. Vivian has firmer boundaries but is very playful and sensual. I think more avail w / her but for $$ Not very discrete, dt Bellevue lots of foot traffic.

B Spa 1 x. New kid in town and seems promising. Massage was average & short. Passionate thicc MILF, BBBJ covered FS, came on her tits w / her mouth open lots of encouragement. Will repeat. Easy parking & discrete entrance. $$.

Zen Zone 1 x. If I remember correctly this was the weird ass place that had butterface mamasan giving 1/2-assed massage with her younger trainee at same time. Firm boundaries pulled away w / any groping but there were both present during the main event, which felt more like I was a demo prop for a community college workshop of awkward inter-generational handys. If that's your thing this is your place, not judging. Out of the way & discrete. $.4.

Noble Spa 2 x. Seedy place in the last strip mall to survive dt Bellevue. Younger enthusiastic providers, covered FS. $$. Not very discrete.

Renue Spa 2 x. Skinny pre-MILF smelled of smoke. Fun & encouraging but strong upsell. Wanted $$ for standard rub & tug hinted $$$ for FS, won't repeat past the 2 x mark unless I hear about new talent. Strip mall wide open not very discrete.

Fall Health 2 x. Yet another skinny pre-MILF. Out of the way location tucked back in industrial area but not very private rooms with their 1/2 walls. 2nd time there stank super bad like power went out at an Asian grocery store and all the fish were decomposing. Nah won't be back. FS 1/2 hr $. 6.

Healthy Living 3 x. There's actually 2 massage places here, one on the corner and one back behind off to the side. Side door one is old granny, decent massage, then goes straight to jacking with no warning LOL. I had her stop both times and opted out. I just can't. Not even gilf, beyond that. Place up front is legit massage no extras.

Meet Health 1 x. Close to Fall Health & very similar, standard jack shack w / FS for the right $. Prob won't repeat, a lot of traffic, phone calls, etc.

Be Happy 6 x. Very much YMMV place. 3 x with 3 different people, vague hints of extras but ultimately none offered. Then other 3 x with Joyce (retired) who was pretty much anything-goes few boundaries. Somewhat discrete side entrance in strip mall. They seemed to be shut down (temporarily? For the past 3 weeks or so, prob looking for new talent.

Green Life 3 x. Another YMMV place. 2 x w / same girl, thicc 20-something, good English, firm natural tits, sensual lomi-lomi style massage but skips to main event too soon IMO. Firm boundaries on FS but high marks for enthusiasm & playful personality, she is there most days but sorry can't remember name. 1 x with Taiwanese girl, hot with bangin body but super awkward to the point & passed on anything extra.

Sunny 2 x. Standard rub & tug nothing beyond that. Above average massage quality. $. 6.

"K&Q" 2 x. What it's listed as but now somebody's name (sorry shit memory with names). Above average massage by fit attractive younger Asian no extras, super mild flirting. Apparently she'll let you finish yourself if you push boundaries.

Oasis (next to Acura). Multiple times. My go-to for legit therapeutic massage w / sensual twist. Maria the gilf mamasan will get flirty if you push boundaries. Had a raging boner once and she treated me like one of those corny step mom (or grandma in her case) pornos were they reluctantly indulge your pervy fantasy as you get yourself off, rolling their eyes as if they're not getting paid enough for this shit. Hotty spinner MILF Lina used to work here (Now Glow Spa in Factoria), again super flirty but never any extras. One time I pulled the younger understudy who out of the blue offered tug after what I thought was legit rub, but that was the only action I ever got there throughout multiple visits.

Ocean Relax 1 x. (across from Oasis). Standard rub & tub, not much personality. $. 6.

Healing Hands. Pre-MILF, fit firm curvy body, very little roaming allowed firm boundaries, 1/2 way decent massage very encouraging & enthusiastic tug with loads of oil. Prob won't repeat. $. 6.

Jade Harbor 2 x. Seem to have a lot of staff here to explore and only recently started visiting. 1st time attractive MILF but not indication of anything extra. 2nd time another MILF not very attractive but fun & engaging personality. However what started off as a very promising encounter with lots of light sensual massage & carress around ass & groin ended up being a big fat nothing burger. Confused by that.

Bay Point 2 x, legit only, decent massage.

Chinese Tuina 3 x, skinny gilf proprietor that used to work here now runs MySpa over by Dunn Lumber. Decent massage & standard tug she usually get's right to business. Allowed DATY 1 x but wasn't able to repeat & she seems more reluctant to offer extras at the new location. New staff at Tuina all younger & attractive, flirty w / hugs but all seem to have firm boundaries. Vicky. Part of new staff at Tuina offers well above average massage might be my new fav for legit services.

WTF is name of this place?? Sorry folks it's next to Habitat in strip mall on Bell Red. New place for me 2 x. Playful flirty gilf generous with hugs & kisses but both times no real action besides getting to play with her huge-nip a-cups after a lot of encouragement & pushing of boundaries on my part. On the fence with this one, might be back just out of curiosity to see how far it can go.

Water cube 3 x. Kind of a weird place, next to Daman's bar across from Fred Meyer, pretty sure it's 100% these days except for that one time & pulled the new recruit who was had ZERO boundaries but unfortunately I take it she got fired as a result because I haven't seen her in 2 x I've been back, which were both legit massage only.

I'm prob forgetting something will post an update if I remember anything.

Bellevue's like playing the slots, not great odds but when it happens you tend to cash in with something unexpected. Hopefully this list saves you some grief and $$.

[ViratKohli25]

I had some great responses to my post about this a few months back (THANK YOU!) and thought I'd refresh.

Looking for younger, attractive ladies in a clean, quiet, and discreet location as the priority.

PM welcomed for those that prefer not to share publicly.

Thanks!

+1 on this! Would love some recommendations on the Eastside! On the flip side have seen quite some places pop up in Redmond area but the entrance is just not discreet enough for me to visit them!

[PoonHound1969]

I saw a lady name Amy there. IMO she was hot with a very nice Viet ass. A little $$$60 1 hour. Some upselling. But CG and K9 was amazing. She does advertise on other board.

What did she offer as upgrades?