Massage Parlor Reports

**Spill** · 08-16-25 14:46

Originally Posted by NickTheMan1993 [View Original Post]

For the sake of this review please do not go here. I went here this morning met a 50 ish older woman did a hour 60 bucks. She did a legit massage for 45 minutes and the last 15 minutes of this experience that's where the horror story came in. I opted to get DATY and a BBJ for 160 the BBJ was actually pretty decent but the horror was the DATY /69 she went for the 69 and proceeded while sucking my dick to piss on my face I kid you not it was not squirt I would know the difference I immediately had her get off me and stormed out of the parlor. I've been here a few times in the past and had better success with Full service to other girls but she is and will always be a no for me I will not be returning to this place anytime soon 1. 5/10 only because the BJ was solid other than that yuck!! I still have the taste in my mouth thinking about it.

Pissed on!

**NhMonger69** · 08-16-25 11:04

Andi is great that's all.

**NickTheMan1993** · 08-15-25 21:36

Originally Posted by MandarinOrange [View Original Post]

Did she at least apologize? I wouldn't have given her any tip after that incident!

I jumped off so fast I didn't even hear what she was saying I got my clothes and left.

**MandarinOrange** · 08-15-25 18:08

Originally Posted by NickTheMan1993 [View Original Post]

For the sake of this review please do not go here. I went here this morning met a 50 ish older woman did a hour 60 bucks. She did a legit massage for 45 minutes and the last 15 minutes of this experience that's where the horror story came in. I opted to get DATY and a BBJ for 160 the BBJ was actually pretty decent but the horror was the DATY /69 she went for the 69 and proceeded while sucking my dick to piss on my face I kid you not it was not squirt I would know the difference I immediately had her get off me and stormed out of the parlor. I've been here a few times in the past and had better success with Full service to other girls but she is and will always be a no for me I will not be returning to this place anytime soon 1. 5/10 only because the BJ was solid other than that yuck!! I still have the taste in my mouth thinking about it.

Did she at least apologize? I wouldn't have given her any tip after that incident!

**NickTheMan1993** · 08-15-25 16:45

For the sake of this review please do not go here. I went here this morning met a 50 ish older woman did a hour 60 bucks. She did a legit massage for 45 minutes and the last 15 minutes of this experience that's where the horror story came in. I opted to get DATY and a BBJ for 160 the BBJ was actually pretty decent but the horror was the DATY /69 she went for the 69 and proceeded while sucking my dick to piss on my face I kid you not it was not squirt I would know the difference I immediately had her get off me and stormed out of the parlor. I've been here a few times in the past and had better success with Full service to other girls but she is and will always be a no for me I will not be returning to this place anytime soon 1. 5/10 only because the BJ was solid other than that yuck!! I still have the taste in my mouth thinking about it.

**Johnson686** · 08-10-25 19:07

Originally Posted by JohnFoxxFan [View Original Post]

I believe it's the same Cindy from late last year but she's probably gone now since today I was told Lily & Andi were working. Andi returned yesterday making 3 a crowd I would guess. I saw Lily once last fall (I think). Lily has D's, pretty enough and sports more pounds but wouldn't say she was particularly fat. Wasn't overly impressed with my session though. I would take Andi hands-down any day.

Thanks, probably will see Andi again soon since she's been far and away the best AMP experience I've had.

**JohnFoxxFan** · 08-10-25 16:56

Originally Posted by Johnson686 [View Original Post]

Can anyone comment on Lilly vs Andi? The booker says that Andi, Lilly and Cindy are available this week. I love Andi but wanted some variety. Don't want to try Cindy in case it's the same one that was there late last year, with not-great reviews.

I believe it's the same Cindy from late last year but she's probably gone now since today I was told Lily & Andi were working. Andi returned yesterday making 3 a crowd I would guess. I saw Lily once last fall (I think). Lily has D's, pretty enough and sports more pounds but wouldn't say she was particularly fat. Wasn't overly impressed with my session though. I would take Andi hands-down any day.

**Johnson686** · 08-10-25 14:28

Can anyone comment on Lilly vs Andi? The booker says that Andi, Lilly and Cindy are available this week. I love Andi but wanted some variety. Don't want to try Cindy in case it's the same one that was there late last year, with not-great reviews.

**FlynNY56** · 08-08-25 17:57

Any intel on the new girl at Lavender? Michelle tells me a Cindy is there.

**ChiefK234** · 08-01-25 19:05

Tina is awesome! PM me if you want more deets.

**JackKerouac16** · 08-01-25 13:52

Originally Posted by ChoirBoy [View Original Post]

I last saw Andi back on Saturday. During the session, she told me that "Lee Lee" will be here in a month. She told me Lee Lee had "big breasts", was from Japan, but was Chinese.

That sounds like Lily is coming back. She was here before Andi's latest stint. Quite a few reviews of her on here, flip back before May. She has lovely breasts and is a good time (she's no Andi, but she's a good time).

**Choir Boy** · 08-01-25 09:19

Originally Posted by NhMonger69 [View Original Post]

Andi is a sexy sweetheart not often you meet a girl that you feel a connection with. She is only here one more day and will be back August 8th.

I last saw Andi back on Saturday. During the session, she told me that "Lee Lee" will be here in a month. She told me Lee Lee had "big breasts", was from Japan, but was Chinese.

**Lawtown** · 08-01-25 08:38

Originally Posted by MaybeSometime [View Original Post]

I don't know how much my word means here, but I can tell you she will do BBBJ (she did ask not to finish inside her mouth the few times I did it). As for CFS, I asked a year or so ago, and she said no. I haven't asked again. I think she is highly selective in what service she offers and to whom.

Bingo. I got no reason to lie.

**Jrvegasfun** · 08-01-25 00:35

New to the Methuen area. What are you best recs for a very great massage with a good standard finish? I don't go for extras often so not interested in much else (maybe top off).