Massage Parlor Reports

[Loaded Male]

No grannies at EB now, you will be fine. Although some negotiate so hard that I opt for massage only.

I have never been afraid of a granny. I love the lips and tongue too much.

[Coaster42]

I suspect most know that MoCo is a desert with few good oasis so I'll keep this note short. I stumbled upon a lovely Latina providing massage services at 100 per hour or 80 per 45 minutes. She works in a nondescript building. Her massage skills, well, she really doesn't have much. However, she has long silky hair and a large C / D all natural figure that if she jogged would undulate beautifully. She also has a lovely reasonably sized rear that from the right viewing position would be fun to observe. While working to ensure a good customer experience she has great energy and endurance to ensure a favorable outcome. Very senior members are welcome to PM if curious.

[JakeGalo]

They just opened another place around the corner, next to Duck Donut. "Sunshine" -- the third place in MoCO with that name!! I went into Bliss, and they led me around the corner. Not sure what this is all about. Ask for Maggie. They also manage Eday on Executive Blvd. Confusing.

Their website lists a 1-hour session at $150.

[DogBert25]

I had been going to Bliss for a while and despite others' reports, I usually walked out satisfied. Sometimes I would have a younger MT, sometimes a bit older but most weren't unattractive and gave a solid massage. Had a hard time nailing down names but they seemed to know me and know what I wanted. I also always requested one of the rooms with a door instead of a curtain which seemed to communicate intent.

Last week was my first strikeout there. The massage itself was pretty good, so it's hard to be mad. The MT didn't touch anything that would be covered by a swimsuit which was just as well since she wasn't much to look at. There appears to be an abundance of caution right now. It may be temporary and I'll probably still go back there eventually but for now, I would say chances for anything beyond a good massage are low.

They just opened another place around the corner, next to Duck Donut. "Sunshine" -- the third place in MoCO with that name!! I went into Bliss, and they led me around the corner. Not sure what this is all about. Ask for Maggie. They also manage Eday on Executive Blvd. Confusing.

[Mongy787]

Visited on a weekday afternoon to visit a Bonnie based on reviews on AMP. Rumor was that this was the popular provider at eye love Kentlands awhile back. Went in and requested for Bonnie but only one provider there and said she was Bonnie. Didn't really fit the description online of white skin and A cup but gave her a shot. Did 30 min and chatted for a little and I can confirm based on her story she is not the same Bonnie. More importantly, no extras offered even when I asked directly after. Would NOT recommend.

[RyanHarvey]

So this place goes by a few names and has a few locations, one being in Rockville. I tried to keep it on the low because there's not that many places in MoCo but yesterday I had the worst experience with them I just have to make this report.

I booked Camila and when I showed up all the parking spots are reserved and says you will be towed. Despite that the handler kept telling me to park there. I ignored her and street parked. When I enter the room Camila is not nearly as good looking but the body is nice. I'd give it a 7/10. Before the session starts she asks what I want and we negotiate. She tells me to lay down on the bed and then says she has to go to the bathroom which is outside the suite down the hall. She's gone for over 10 minutes but no worries, she's planning on shorting my hour session to 30 minutes anyways. So the massage begins and its lackluster but who cares, we've negotiated a BJ and that's all I want. When it's BJ time she asks me to flip onto my back and starts sucking while standing to my side. This position is a little uncomfortable and she's being toothy. I sit up and turn my body towards and she immediately gets pissed and says "NO! I'm really confused because I've never had a girl say no to a BJ position, especially this normal position. So in all this I turn back and get a little annoyed and start to lose my boner. She then pulls out my phone and says something in Spanish which the app translates to "You have lost your desire to finish, the session is over". I was really confused as to whether she thought I came or if you're just not allowed to lose your boner. Keep in mind it's only been 20 minutes into our session. At that point I just say no and start stroking myself off where it becomes hard again. I ask her to put it in her mouth again and she refuses so I just finish myself off. She keeps the wipes and just says "thank you baby".

All in all, the worst session in my history of mongering. I vowed to myself I will stick to PV places in Tysons after this where I can at least argue with the girls in English.

Update to this. This place messaged me and ask what went wrong with Camila. I told them I didn't want to discuss details of a session over text and they said they don't have a way to talk over the phone. Since then they are now advertising Camila as Daniela. You read that right, they just changed her name to Daniela so no one will realize it's the same girl. Shady as all.

[PoonHunter101]

Some of these providers rotate between NOVA and MD. The prices are high (. 8 entry and then negotiated tip, around $$ for everything). The quality of service varies by who you see.

I also had similar experience with the MD latin group. Latin Paradise. Forgot if it was. 8 or 1 house fee for an hour, but after a 10 min light rub, she started negotiating and wanted 2. 4 for FS. Wouldn't take off top nor touching for 1. 5. Location had no in suite bathroom and she smelled literally like she didn't shower after #2. So gross. Watch a porn and jerk off, save yourself 250 bucks.

[Dm311]

When comparing NOVA & MC, you'd get more quality menu in NOVA.

Some of these providers rotate between NOVA and MD. The prices are high (. 8 entry and then negotiated tip, around $$ for everything). The quality of service varies by who you see.

[JHtoLook]

Any teasing? How were they on draping?

There was a brief brush of the family jewels during my last visit, but it is likely more accidental than any type a tease. Other than that, nothing. When draping, they were very modest.

[ExtraPoundAge]

So this place goes by a few names and has a few locations, one being in Rockville. I tried to keep it on the low because there's not that many places in MoCo but yesterday I had the worst experience with them I just have to make this report.

I booked Camila and when I showed up all the parking spots are reserved and says you will be towed. Despite that the handler kept telling me to park there. I ignored her and street parked. When I enter the room Camila is not nearly as good looking but the body is nice. I'd give it a 7/10. Before the session starts she asks what I want and we negotiate. She tells me to lay down on the bed and then says she has to go to the bathroom which is outside the suite down the hall. She's gone for over 10 minutes but no worries, she's planning on shorting my hour session to 30 minutes anyways. So the massage begins and its lackluster but who cares, we've negotiated a BJ and that's all I want. When it's BJ time she asks me to flip onto my back and starts sucking while standing to my side. This position is a little uncomfortable and she's being toothy. I sit up and turn my body towards and she immediately gets pissed and says "NO! I'm really confused because I've never had a girl say no to a BJ position, especially this normal position. So in all this I turn back and get a little annoyed and start to lose my boner. She then pulls out my phone and says something in Spanish which the app translates to "You have lost your desire to finish, the session is over". I was really confused as to whether she thought I came or if you're just not allowed to lose your boner. Keep in mind it's only been 20 minutes into our session. At that point I just say no and start stroking myself off where it becomes hard again. I ask her to put it in her mouth again and she refuses so I just finish myself off. She keeps the wipes and just says "thank you baby".

All in all, the worst session in my history of mongering. I vowed to myself I will stick to PV places in Tysons after this where I can at least argue with the girls in English.

When comparing NOVA & MC, you'd get more quality menu in NOVA.

[Amsterdam2022]

"Trans Queen Moon" like they have guys doing the massages or something?

That's a super bait and switch haha.

Maybe I'm a Picky Mouse but I don't like to be touched by granulated hands.

[Pipelanyard]

Made an appt and saw Lucy at SYL. Spa is clean and quiet, has private rooms with doors. Good basic massage with hot stones. Walked on my back. Worked on knots in shoulders. Also did quite a bit of leg stretching. No extras offered and I didn't feel comfortable asking. Feels like fully legit spot.

[JamesRussells]

I recently discovered A1 during a dream and I'm glad! Each time has been genuine massages that left me relieving all the tension behind. No extras but no complaints from me.

Any teasing? How were they on draping?

[RyanHarvey]

So this place goes by a few names and has a few locations, one being in Rockville. I tried to keep it on the low because there's not that many places in MoCo but yesterday I had the worst experience with them I just have to make this report.

I booked Camila and when I showed up all the parking spots are reserved and says you will be towed. Despite that the handler kept telling me to park there. I ignored her and street parked. When I enter the room Camila is not nearly as good looking but the body is nice. I'd give it a 7/10. Before the session starts she asks what I want and we negotiate. She tells me to lay down on the bed and then says she has to go to the bathroom which is outside the suite down the hall. She's gone for over 10 minutes but no worries, she's planning on shorting my hour session to 30 minutes anyways. So the massage begins and its lackluster but who cares, we've negotiated a BJ and that's all I want. When it's BJ time she asks me to flip onto my back and starts sucking while standing to my side. This position is a little uncomfortable and she's being toothy. I sit up and turn my body towards and she immediately gets pissed and says "NO! I'm really confused because I've never had a girl say no to a BJ position, especially this normal position. So in all this I turn back and get a little annoyed and start to lose my boner. She then pulls out my phone and says something in Spanish which the app translates to "You have lost your desire to finish, the session is over". I was really confused as to whether she thought I came or if you're just not allowed to lose your boner. Keep in mind it's only been 20 minutes into our session. At that point I just say no and start stroking myself off where it becomes hard again. I ask her to put it in her mouth again and she refuses so I just finish myself off. She keeps the wipes and just says "thank you baby".

All in all, the worst session in my history of mongering. I vowed to myself I will stick to PV places in Tysons after this where I can at least argue with the girls in English.

[JHtoLook]

I recently discovered A1 during a dream and I'm glad! Each time has been genuine massages that left me relieving all the tension behind. No extras but no complaints from me.