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07-22-25 16:15 #7774
Posts: 561Originally Posted by ArisenSnakeMan [View Original Post]
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07-22-25 13:46 #7773
Posts: 52New lineup?
Originally Posted by ArtistOfWar1 [View Original Post]
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07-22-25 12:05 #7772
Posts: 561Nicole AA
Called ahead for line up and was told CiCi, Nicole, and my brain shut off for the other name due to, um, loss of blood to the thinking parts LOL.
I'll take my frustrations out on CiCi next lol
I went with Nicole just because I haven't seen her in a while.
She's such and athlete on top, she finished me off in no time.
Downside tho, it was late and no more entertaining was to be had and I was back to my car in no time.
NGL I'm a little salty about LOL.
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07-20-25 01:47 #7771
Posts: 322Any Hairy Girls in Greenbelt / CP?
Going to be in College Park tomorrow and was wondering if any of the current talent has some nice Asian Bush.
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07-19-25 12:01 #7770
Posts: 663Trying to be stealthy going into an AMP
So, I was walking back to my car after a nice session with Ari at RS, and I see a well dressed guy, nice car, and had just gotten out of his car. He had parked near my car, away from the spa, but there is shade, so no biggie there. But as I am approaching, maybe he spotted me and and starts futzing around his car, looking obviously like he's "trying to look cool", and project a "nothing to see here" vibe that was literally screaming "I am up to something". The second I saw him, I knew he was headed in for a massage.
I get in my car, and he walks towards RS. As I get squared away, I am watching, and he walks past the RS entrance. I start counting to five, and sure enough, he turns around and walks back, and into RS. I am not trying to throw shade, but trying so hard to not be obvious, you end up being obvious.
Guys, just walk in. I mean it's just a "massage", right? Act like you belong there, and own it.
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07-16-25 13:50 #7769
Posts: 40AA Busy Busy
AA -Called ahead and asked if 25 minutes was OK, sure sure you come see you soon. Arrive and one of our fellow mongers is already in the penalty box, so I join crowd control in the control room. Attempt to politely explain that if they had said 45 minutes, I would have gladly waited to show up, but now here we are. Place was busy busy. She felt bad and actually gave me a neck massage to kill time. We yucked it up a bit. Lexi came in with a house fee, she did not look happy to be there, just a gut reaction to what I saw. Anyway, after 20 minutes of waiting I drew Cookie. Slim, nice top, half a butt, and pretty face. Perfectly fine for afternoon festivities. TS included a thorough cleaning of the under carriage. Back to room. Massage was so so, I think she was a wee bit tired, but she tried. Flip came about 5-10 minutes earlier than expected, we agreed on service and to her credit, she didn't haggle or mention anything, just left for supplies. Main event was the typical beginning to end you would expect, nice and pleasurable. She came back to clean me up and we chilled on the table together for a few minutes, then time to say goodbye. 1. 5 +. 7 Would repeat.
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07-15-25 23:11 #7768
Posts: 197OA Location
Originally Posted by BMoreDog69 [View Original Post]
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07-15-25 22:26 #7767
Posts: 663RE: OA & location
Is that further south in the county, near Clinton?
Originally Posted by HarryKrevitz [View Original Post]
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07-14-25 20:25 #7766
Posts: 197OA Lineup
Originally Posted by LoveDemAzn [View Original Post]
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07-14-25 16:00 #7765
Posts: 34Star Acupressure with Kayla
Kayla is probably about 5-1, pretty face, long brown hair, nice legs, and natural B cups that are plenty sizeable on her petite frame. Classic soft, smooth Korean girl skin, very clean girl.
First time I went. Gave the 70 for house pay, then Kayla took me for the shower, very welcome in this summer weather. Thorough, relaxing shower, Kayla took care of everything, just for me to relax and enjoy it, which I did. Blew out the surface stress and had me in a good mood.
After the shower we go back in the room, I lay down on my face and she gives a solid massage to my back, top to bottom, then did my arms, then legs. They had the AC on and temperature was comfortable. After working her way around my body, she started light stroking my back and legs, and then started working down around my ass and between my legs before stroking my cock (giving me a quick semi).
Kayla asks me to flip, she continues to kiss around my sack and lower shaft and stomach and thighs.
Eventually she moves to a CBJ, very good technique, no teeth, up and down the shaft, around the head, good tongue action, got more intense as she went on.
Eventually she slinks up to my chest and starts sucking my nipples. She sucks them gently and flicked her long tongue artfully back and forth and had my cock hard like steel at this point. She beckoned for the steel beam and we went to it in mish, slow with me kissing her nipples and her neck at this point. Pace picked up part way through, but I was too horned up to last over long, and released the load with some relief.
Kayla cleaned me up nicely, gave me a little extra massage, and then I took another shower, just a quick standing wash down before the goodbyes. Kayla was a great time and I would see her again when back in the area.
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07-12-25 16:58 #7764
Posts: 5080G and S Spa
Due to the never ending shills registered and false reports posted I'm not going to allow anybody to talk about them or mention them anymore. To you guys who hate shills if you see a post from them please report it so I can delete it and ban the account that posted it. I don't care if you are an actual senior posting a real review, if you mention G and S you get banned.
A2
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07-12-25 15:32 #7763
Posts: 193OA line up
Anyone know the current lineup at OA? Thanks.
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07-12-25 01:23 #7762
Posts: 126Lexy at AA. Mixed review
Went to AA tonight with Lexy. I have to say, I have mixed feelings.
Called ahead to reserve a spot with Lexy at 9:40 on a Friday night. MMS wouldn't tell me who was working just asked who I wanted to see. So I just blurted out Lexy since she seems to be on everyone's radar.
I showed right at 9:40, escorted to my room, and Lexy strolls in before I can get anything other than my shirt off. I opted for the half hour at. 6. She's very pretty; par for the course for AA. She's wearing a shirt tight black dress that her boobs don't quite fill. Her body is fairly typical, but at least it's natural. Breasts are nicer than her ass though, I'm good with B and even A cups if the thighs and butt are nice. Overall not disappointing but not memorable. I'm an ass man and it seems like mission impossible to find a nice set of cheeks.
The massage never happened. She rubbed her fingers over me for about 5 minutes then asked me what I wanted. I was honestly hoping for a back walk or some elbows or something. Went FS for 1. 6. Nothing really spectacular happened after we got started but it was sufficient. Started with the CBJ, but I had her flip into a 69 so I could see the goods up close. Fully shaved, small kitty decently snug. She wouldn't let me touch the brown eye or do much with my hands in her kitty though. I don't eat provider kitty but I did kiss her inner thighs while she slurped and she seemed to like it.
Went into reverse CG. Had to ease in but she took it deep. Nice view feels great. She flips over and gives me squat action and regular CG. Fantastic. Bounces on it for a bit and I reach up to grab her nipps. Nope don't do that. Ok. We switch to standing mish. Got her feet up in the air and I'm smashing it. Reach down to massage the clit, nope don't do that. Ok.
Go into doggy and I'm massaging her shoulders and back while I pump. She actually gets really into it and super wet. To be fair she never had to lube up so that must have sparked something. She put her foot up between my legs and her heel on my butt to keep me in, so I had to stay deep in her while in doggy. I kept massaging and she starts moaning super loud. It's no way others couldn't hear her. Eventually I blew in the bag. She wouldn't let me pull out! She told me to keep massaging. So I'm giving her a good rub down with her bent over the table and my meat still in her for about 5 minutes. Her moaning got me hard again, so I slowly pumped her while I massaged even though the bag was full. No protest.
She finally lets me pull out and she does a cat stretch and lays across bed and asks me to massage more. So I rub her down for another 5-7 minutes and she's moaning like we are going back at it. It was definitely a nice view to look at her naked body just laying there. I was hitting all her tension spots; she said I must be a real masseuse and she's a fake one. To be fair, I'm not, but I am aware of tension spots on the body from practicing martial arts for years.
Kind of a weird experience but it fit her personality. She's very playful and although her English isn't great she jokes quite a bit. She kind of balances all of her rules out with being straight up fun, to the point that her cuteness balances out the fact that she doesn't have much ass. She actually joked about taking some of my butt for herself.
I have the same general problem with most smaller providers in that my muscular frame is usually too much for them to actually do any massage of note. The best I can hope for is a back walk and tonight as a no go. She did massage my knees and calves after the main event, which oddly enough didn't feel that bad. She told me to do an hour next time so I could give her a massage for 40 minutes and she would give me boom boom for the rest. If it's discounted I might consider it.
Walked me out and told me to come again next week.
Final call: I'm on the fence. On one hand she was attractive in the face but her body just wasn't anything special. AA providers are all hard to tell their age, but although she looked younger if I had to guess I'd say mid to early 40's. You have to look at their mannerisms, hands, teeth, etc. Her nicest asset is her B cups but I'm not really a breast man plus she didn't do much with them and I couldn't even touch her nips. She was pretty tight and really liked looking at herself in the mirror during doggy but she had a lot of "don't do that" type rules that kind of watered down the experience. Also, she's fun and likes to touch, but don't expect anything out of the norm. It's also wild work that I forked over a standard 1. 6 and yet she was the only person who actually got a massage, although it did add to the experience. I would say as far as providers go, the experience was pretty vanilla and normal on the main event side, fairly run of the mill for the body, on the plus side for her looks, and top marks for her playfulness. On paper it averages out to a C+ but it's like writing a top notch dissertation with bad grammar and spelling errors.
I'll have to think about the repeat on this one. I want to see Pinky and there is no info on Yumi. I'm always on the hunt for the providers with a big butt and nice thighs without them being a porker. So far Pepsi was the best body wise I've ever seen (missed out on Maya so I can't speak on it) but her personality left a lot to be desired. I'd be interested in seeing what the other girls are working with. It's possible Lexy might be open to some of her "no" activities if I became more of a regular. Maybe I could just talk her into letting me give her a "prostate" massage.
On a side note, it smelled like someone was either eating kimchi or cleansed their colon when I left. Our room smelled fine but the common area was a bit tart.
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07-11-25 08:32 #7761
Posts: 561Lexy AA
Tried to reconnect with Pinky a couple of times but ended up with Lexy.
Slight bodied all natural MILF. Cute and all smiles.
Hot towel back walk. And a very willing participant on the flip. Very playful on the way out.
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07-10-25 12:17 #7760
Posts: 663Quick report on RS Ari. Young, sweet and totally cute
Ari is relatively young, relative to most GB AMP ladies. She has a very sweet personality and is cute as a button. Super nice natural Bs and a cute little tush. She is not super slender but is not fat at all. Just a nice healthy figure.
Bonus points for the eye candy. OK TS. Nice, but light massage. The rest was solid, but without the enthusiasm you might expect from an older lady. Overall a very nice combo and I will be back.