Massage Parlor Reports

**OldVtMonger** · 07-24-25 16:14

Originally Posted by Farmn [View Original Post]

Just try to go to Umi spa on church today signs and camera and doorbell there but no one answered. Call the number on STP and got a text with eve address. So I double check to make sure I didn't call them but it was Umi number in the ad.

Same with me yesterday morning. I was in B-Town just before 9:00, I texted and asked who was available. They said Luna and Lili. I asked to see Luna, they said she was at Eva. There wouldn't be anyone at Umi until later. Ended up going to my old reliable, Hannah at Flower.

**ScottLam** · 07-24-25 08:06

That's strange I was there Monday morning didn't get a answer figured they were busy and had no time so moved on has anyone had any luck there this week?

**Farmn** · 07-23-25 18:57

Just try to go to Umi spa on church today signs and camera and doorbell there but no one answered. Call the number on STP and got a text with eve address. So I double check to make sure I didn't call them but it was Umi number in the ad.

**CliftonHanger** · 07-21-25 17:51

Originally Posted by Surmised [View Original Post]

Good price and quality service. Sunny gave me a thorough TS washing me up good and then asked me if I'd try a 'nuru slide'. I replied yes and she took off her clothes and then climbed up the table. Wow. She was very playful. She even had me turn around and then hit the full mast while she was moving up & down. After dried me off went short BBBJ which was amazing. Good massage and I was ready to complete the deed. Finished me in CG. Best bang for the buck.

When you say best bang for the buck. How much cheaper is it than Umi or Eva? I've had Sunny before and she was great but it was before I started going to the more popular options.

**Surmised** · 07-20-25 14:29

Good price and quality service. Sunny gave me a thorough TS washing me up good and then asked me if I'd try a 'nuru slide'. I replied yes and she took off her clothes and then climbed up the table. Wow. She was very playful. She even had me turn around and then hit the full mast while she was moving up & down. After dried me off went short BBBJ which was amazing. Good massage and I was ready to complete the deed. Finished me in CG. Best bang for the buck.

**MammaryGlands** · 07-18-25 17:48

Umi offer it in TS?

**Charlieo** · 07-15-25 12:42

It is better if you text. They don't understand when you speak. When you text they are using the translator to answer you.

Originally Posted by Spanky802 [View Original Post]

I always text ahead of time. I'm sure calling would be fine too but I text.

**Spanky802** · 07-15-25 00:45

Originally Posted by OldVtMonger [View Original Post]

I love a good Table Shower. Did you call ahead or just drop in?

I always text ahead of time. I'm sure calling would be fine too but I text.

**OldVtMonger** · 07-14-25 23:13

Originally Posted by Spanky802 [View Original Post]

Can confirm. I was just there today and got an amazing body to body nuru from Luna on the table shower followed by one of the best sessions I've had in a long time.

Any of you that haven't experienced Luna before need to get off the fucking fence and get you ass in there before she leaves. And those who have experienced her before at Eva need to get the full the TS nuru experience. Holy fuck. That's all I can say. Holy fuck.

That body slide with some teasing and even a little bit of BBBJ on the table had me ready to go. Lucky for me she slowed it down a bit from there and worked me over for a bit once we got back to the room so I could cool down before the main event or I wouldn't have made it the full hour without blowing.

I love a good Table Shower. Did you call ahead or just drop in?

**Spanky802** · 07-14-25 16:20

Can confirm. I was just there today and got an amazing body to body nuru from Luna on the table shower followed by one of the best sessions I've had in a long time.

Any of you that haven't experienced Luna before need to get off the fucking fence and get you ass in there before she leaves. And those who have experienced her before at Eva need to get the full the TS nuru experience. Holy fuck. That's all I can say. Holy fuck.

That body slide with some teasing and even a little bit of BBBJ on the table had me ready to go. Lucky for me she slowed it down a bit from there and worked me over for a bit once we got back to the room so I could cool down before the main event or I wouldn't have made it the full hour without blowing.

**Charlieo** · 07-14-25 13:36

Yes. Same two! Have fun.

C.

Originally Posted by OldVtMonger [View Original Post]

Same two who were at Eva recently? They were both great! How to choose, how to choose.

**OldVtMonger** · 07-14-25 09:15

Originally Posted by Charlieo [View Original Post]

Run. Do not walk but run to 11X Church St. If you are considering 17X Church St, forget it. You have the best experience at 11X. Luna or Apple this week. You can't go wrong.

PM is fine.

C.

Same two who were at Eva recently? They were both great! How to choose, how to choose.

**Charlieo** · 07-14-25 06:39

Hey everyone,

Heard from a friend there is a new sweet spot in Burlington. 113 Church St second floor. Umi Spa!! Just up the street from Main St near all the restaurants. It is a sweet spot set up really well. Beautiful large greeting room, nice table shower and I lost count of all the massage rooms I saw. Luna and Apple were there and Apple gave me a sweet table shower that was perfect in this heat. Nice firm massage and experienced hands took care of me. I can't wait to go back!! PM is welcome.

C.

**Charlieo** · 07-13-25 19:14

Run. Do not walk but run to 11X Church St. If you are considering 17X Church St, forget it. You have the best experience at 11X. Luna or Apple this week. You can't go wrong.

PM is fine.

C.

**Spanky802** · 07-09-25 14:28

Originally Posted by PlusYou7 [View Original Post]

Stopped by today, Quote "no Boom Boom for customer" at end of legit medium pressure massage, enjoyed it and took care of tightness I had. Your experience may be different as 2 other women are starting soon.

That's weird. Why advertise on STG and then not have extras? Not even manual release? That's legal in VT even.