Escort Reports

[CrimpShrine]

If so how was it? If she's a no go does anyone any black providers?

Like 95% of the chicks reviewed here are black. Hell, 95% of the chicks around are black.

[FreudFro]

Performance: -1. 5 Honestly, I've had better action from couch cushions and shame.

You, my friend, have an excellent sense of humor. Thank you for the report.

[BangingBasil]

So after making progress with my bartender — a light-skin goddess crafted by all the right genes and none of the struggle — I was riding high. A body like hers makes you want to fall in love and ruin your credit. But alas, I was horny and stupid, so I logged onto the hobby sites to kill the mood.

Enter "Bestie. " Her pics screamed slim-thick snack. What showed up? A Costco-sized disappointment. About 45 pounds heavier, and somehow less lively than her photos. If her ad was a Netflix trailer, the real thing was the budget bootleg DVD from a gas station shelf.

We text, and right out the gate she hits me with a shopping list like I'm DoorDash: condoms, Gatorade, Newport Shorts, and a donut. A donut. As if I'm meeting a grown-ass toddler. She promises to deduct it from the $1. 0 price. She lied like it was a skill she puts on resumes.

I pull up to the extended stay. No surprise. Room's got stripper mood lights, a half-dressed dog, and the vibe of a Craigslist horror story. She instantly confuses me for another client, asks if I brought my wife. Off to a great start. She then informs me that we're using the couch, not the bed. Because comfort is only for men with self-respect.

She fumbles around looking for her toy and asks me to watch her warm up. The lighting made her look like a clearance bin lava lamp. I'm already questioning my life choices, but I stay in it. Then comes the "blowjob" — if you can call 15 seconds of lazy mouth-to-tip contact a service. It felt more like someone trying to read Braille with their tongue.

She says, "That's all you get with a quick visit. " Thanks. Glad I brought you a Gatorade for that Olympic-level effort.

We go into missionary. Big mistake. Between her toy, her belly, and my gut, it felt like trying to park an SUV in a janitor's closet. I tap out and call an audible: doggy. She then tries to sweep my damn legs out by pressing her feet between mine and spreading them like she's a sumo wrestler initiating combat.

I'm sliding, tripping, re-angling, and at this point, I'm not even horny. I'm just angry. Angry sex turned into an exorcism. I pounded away like I was trying to knock some sense into myself and her at the same dam time.

She tried to call time early until I reminded her I brought her groceries like a simp. "Oh yeah, I'll give you five more minutes," she says — like I'm on some prison yard conjugal visit. Cool.

We finish in a better position (read: one that allowed me to think about my bartender). I pictured her in those jeans, walking away, hips swinging like music. And just like that, I finally dropped the load. Into a sad, echoing condom inside a hollowed-out disappointment.

Final Report Card:

• Looks: 2. 5 – She's in the pictures. Buried under water weight and denial.

• Cleanliness: 3. 0 – Room looked like it survived a vape tornado.

• Attitude: 2. 5 – She was alive. That's the nicest thing I can say.

• Performance: -1. 5 – Honestly, I've had better action from couch cushions and shame.

• Repeat?: I rather lay my nuts on a fucking dresser and bang them with a spiked bat.

Bottom Line: For $1. 0, I could've had a thick Latina suck me senseless, feed me empanadas, and let me wreck her in four positions and my thumb up her ass while I hit a nutter in her gutter — all while smiling and calling me Papisito. Instead, I got a vibrating beluga on a couch asking for donuts. It's like *****. You don't need a doughnut. You need a fucking treadmill.

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Stay safe out there.

Banging Basil out.

[BearTheOso]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/186589465

I'm willing to take one for the team (in terms of bad service), but don't want to risk a complete unknown who might turn out to be LE or a ROB.

Thanks.

She's good in my book. I've seen her a couple times now. Each visit got better and better. She's very engaging and totally unrushed.

[BangingBasil]

Definitely can vouch for Holly. I haven't seen her in a while, but she's a good backup when none of your other go tos are available. She charges 100 for 30 minutes which is also a good deal. Sometimes she does BBBJ and other times it's CBJ. She'll let you bust on her ass if that's your thing. She's cool to talk to as well.

Yeah she's a cool chick for sure.

[MachoMadness19]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...353/6783990659

If so how was it? If she's a no go does anyone any black providers?

[BlackLightrr91]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/186589465

I'm willing to take one for the team (in terms of bad service), but don't want to risk a complete unknown who might turn out to be LE or a ROB.

Thanks.

I have seen her before, she's great.

[Busy Lurker]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/186589465

I'm willing to take one for the team (in terms of bad service), but don't want to risk a complete unknown who might turn out to be LE or a ROB.

Thanks.

[Jims2321]

Has anyone seen Kaden? I'd love to hear about your experience, good or bad.

Comms seem pretty good so far. Hasn't asked for a deposit or personal info. But you never know!

https://tryst.link/escort/kadenyoung

Post here or share via DM is good too. Thanks so much!

She goes by the name Krista on Seeking.

https://members.seeking.com/member/e...5-24b114dbb221

If you do connect, report back on the experience and costs, please.

[MachoMadness19]

Has anyone here seen her if so how was it?

[LuvitAtl]

Has anyone seen Kaden? I'd love to hear about your experience, good or bad.

Comms seem pretty good so far. Hasn't asked for a deposit or personal info. But you never know!

https://tryst.link/escort/kadenyoung

Post here or share via DM is good too. Thanks so much!

[MassageAwesome]

So I stumbled across this ad for Fat Ass Hollyoffering QVs for $40. Yep, forty bucks. Thought it had to be a scam, but I was feeling bold and I've done worse with $40, so I hit her up. Texted her, got a fast reply, and she asked for a quick video verification. Once I passed the vibe check, she sent me the address to her extended stay.

I pull up, follow the directions, and sure enoughher door's already cracked open like she's done this 500 times before. No awkward hallway lurking. Respect.

I walk in, and damn, the place actually smells good. Spotless, organized. Not what I expected. Girl in the pics? Yep, that's her. She's just as big and curvy as advertisedBBW certified.

She laughed when I asked if the $40 was real. "Why are girls charging $100+ when it's a five-minute visit?" Girl has a point.

She stripped without a wordprofessional. I dropped my drawers, laid back, and she got to work with a CBJ. Wet. Messy. Spitty. Honestly? I could've finished right there and left happy.

But nope, she spins around and throws that ass up for doggy. I slide in and we get to work. But thenbama whiff hits me. Like something died under the bed. Big girl, hot room, maybe too much work today. Either way, the mood took a hit. Even my happy pill almost tapped out not getting me there. I took it to be safe because of price and size tbh.

Pounded it for two minutes before I waved the white flag. She thought I finished. I didn't correct her. Cleaned up in the bathroom with some wipes she had ready.

Final Scorecard:

Attitude & Personality: 9.5/10 Super chill, no drama, very professional.

Room Cleanliness: 10/10 Clean, neat, and smelled like Bath & Body Works.

Performance: 6.5/10 She threw it back a little, but the vibe got derailed.

Odor Factor: 1.5/10 Yeah, nah. Big turnoff.

If you want a budget banger, Holly's your girl. Just know what you're walking into: $40 for fast, funky fun. Not my cup of tea, but I won't judge you if it's yours.

👉 Check out Holly's ad here - https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/190298323.

Video proof? You know how I do. 😉 So enjoy the freebie because the rest will be on my OnlyFans 🔜ish.

And yes, I'll be curating my OnlyFans soon with all my wild encounters. Stay tuned for all the Escort, Streetwalker and Strip Club content which I finally organized. Stay tuned for my posts fort details. Some of my favorite regular and some absolutely baddies.

🎥 Full Freebie Video here - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y8I...w?usp=drivesdk.

Stay strapped (in every way).

Banging Basil out.

Definitely can vouch for Holly. I haven't seen her in a while, but she's a good backup when none of your other go tos are available. She charges 100 for 30 minutes which is also a good deal. Sometimes she does BBBJ and other times it's CBJ. She'll let you bust on her ass if that's your thing. She's cool to talk to as well.

[BangingBasil]

So I stumbled across this ad for Fat Ass Hollyoffering QVs for $40. Yep, forty bucks. Thought it had to be a scam, but I was feeling bold and I've done worse with $40, so I hit her up. Texted her, got a fast reply, and she asked for a quick video verification. Once I passed the vibe check, she sent me the address to her extended stay.

I pull up, follow the directions, and sure enoughher door's already cracked open like she's done this 500 times before. No awkward hallway lurking. Respect.

I walk in, and damn, the place actually smells good. Spotless, organized. Not what I expected. Girl in the pics? Yep, that's her. She's just as big and curvy as advertisedBBW certified.

She laughed when I asked if the $40 was real. "Why are girls charging $100+ when it's a five-minute visit?" Girl has a point.

She stripped without a wordprofessional. I dropped my drawers, laid back, and she got to work with a CBJ. Wet. Messy. Spitty. Honestly? I could've finished right there and left happy.

But nope, she spins around and throws that ass up for doggy. I slide in and we get to work. But thenbama whiff hits me. Like something died under the bed. Big girl, hot room, maybe too much work today. Either way, the mood took a hit. Even my happy pill almost tapped out not getting me there. I took it to be safe because of price and size tbh.

Pounded it for two minutes before I waved the white flag. She thought I finished. I didn't correct her. Cleaned up in the bathroom with some wipes she had ready.

Final Scorecard:

Attitude & Personality: 9.5/10 Super chill, no drama, very professional.

Room Cleanliness: 10/10 Clean, neat, and smelled like Bath & Body Works.

Performance: 6.5/10 She threw it back a little, but the vibe got derailed.

Odor Factor: 1.5/10 Yeah, nah. Big turnoff.

If you want a budget banger, Holly's your girl. Just know what you're walking into: $40 for fast, funky fun. Not my cup of tea, but I won't judge you if it's yours.

👉 Check out Holly's ad here - https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/190298323.

Video proof? You know how I do. 😉 So enjoy the freebie because the rest will be on my OnlyFans 🔜ish.

And yes, I'll be curating my OnlyFans soon with all my wild encounters. Stay tuned for all the Escort, Streetwalker and Strip Club content which I finally organized. Stay tuned for my posts fort details. Some of my favorite regular and some absolutely baddies.

🎥 Full Freebie Video here - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y8I...w?usp=drivesdk.

Stay strapped (in every way).

Banging Basil out.

[MachoMadness19]

I learn my mistakes for using tryst. I fucked s pornstar name Scarlett Envy. She fat asf now but the sex was good but I haven't been back. Her rates were 300 hr but I got it down to 200 hr because her pics was misleading. If they don't do GFE on tryst on do it!

I had heard Tryst was good what should I use?

[JohnBonerJohns]

Was considering meeting up with her if you've seen her how was she?

I learn my mistakes for using tryst. I fucked s pornstar name Scarlett Envy. She fat asf now but the sex was good but I haven't been back. Her rates where 300 hr but I got it down to 200 hr because her pics was misleading. If they don't do GFE on tryst on do it!