Massage Parlor Reports

**Lacky** · 07-29-25 02:26

Originally Posted by Chita [View Original Post]

Their goal is to make you feel special and they're good at it. We may feel good when they say things like "I've missed you, love you, you're so handsome, love your cock", etc. But don't let it go to your head because the minute you leave, they're saying the same exact words to a hundred other men. Literally.

Yea for real, the last time I saw Kiki she was telling me the same thing about how she missed me and my cock, while she's jumping at me with her legs wrapped around me and then when we finished she told me "your cock number one, your cock best! Don't mind it cause we still have a good time together.

I also wanted to mention that these women also talk about who they have been with to each other without a fact. After I saw Kiki the past two times in a row and then I switched up and asked to be with vivi this time. Vivi busted through the door to the room I was in and smacked my butt while I was laying face down nagging at me saying I saw Kiki the last two times and gave her a big tip. She was a pouty but in a playful manner. I told her I would give her a big tip too but she wouldn't let me. She got all cozy up afterwards we started talking and she was asking if I was single and wanted to marry her LOL.

**Thrillseeker2** · 07-26-25 16:36

Originally Posted by Ohboy [View Original Post]

So I have that going for me.

Which is nice.

-Carl Speckler.

**Ohboy** · 07-26-25 16:13

Originally Posted by Chita [View Original Post]

Their goal is to make you feel special and they're good at it. We may feel good when they say things like "I've missed you, love you, you're so handsome, love your cock", etc. But don't let it go to your head because the minute you leave, they're saying the same exact words to a hundred other men. Literally.

Dude, don't harsh my mello!

**Chita** · 07-26-25 14:56

Their goal is to make you feel special and they're good at it. We may feel good when they say things like "I've missed you, love you, you're so handsome, love your cock", etc. But don't let it go to your head because the minute you leave, they're saying the same exact words to a hundred other men. Literally.

Originally Posted by Ohboy [View Original Post]

Finally got back to Relax and had Kiki. Same great service and really good massage. A couple positions and finished in 69, which was BB. Catch and spit. And for all you other mongers, I'm sorry. She told me how much she missed me, how much she loved me, and how good I was. Sorry for the rest of you.

**TheHappyDog** · 07-26-25 08:25

Originally Posted by Ohboy [View Original Post]

I was indeed being sarcastic. She really sells it well though, and the service is great. That being said, I love the fun attitude, and I did get 2 full size bottles of water, and 5 pieces of candy. So I have that going for me.

Yes! I did notice she does give the full size water! Lucky only gave a little one.

Need it to rehydrate after.

It does suck a little she is really high traffic. But she is a charmer who aims to please.

**Ohboy** · 07-26-25 08:00

Originally Posted by TheHappyDog [View Original Post]

No, no. Not true. Don't say that!

Having said that, she was fun but you can see the bs at times. She thought I didn't give her $ and she was not happy. She put under pillow. Then was all happy.

I hope the 1st poster was being elaborately sarcastic. I hope.

I was indeed being sarcastic. She really sells it well though, and the service is great. That being said, I love the fun attitude, and I did get 2 full size bottles of water, and 5 pieces of candy. So I have that going for me.

**ChicagoScott** · 07-25-25 17:57

So my cock isn't really as big as she told me? Does she really like me as much as she has said? All that talk about how good I was is just fake?

Originally Posted by FnlvnGuy [View Original Post]

Hey Ohboy,

I don't want to crush your dreams, but she's saying the same things to everyone. At first, I thought I was the one she was into, just like you probably do. But after comparing the messages I've gotten with a couple of my friends who are visiting her too, it's clear she's just copying and pasting the same lines to all of us.

**TheHappyDog** · 07-25-25 16:23

Originally Posted by FnlvnGuy [View Original Post]

Hey Ohboy,

I don't want to crush your dreams, but she's saying the same things to everyone. At first, I thought I was the one she was into, just like you probably do. But after comparing the messages I've gotten with a couple of my friends who are visiting her too, it's clear she's just copying and pasting the same lines to all of us.

No, no. Not true. Don't say that!

Having said that, she was fun but you can see the bs at times. She thought I didn't give her $ and she was not happy. She put under pillow. Then was all happy.

I hope the 1st poster was being elaborately sarcastic. I hope.

**FnlvnGuy** · 07-25-25 08:24

Originally Posted by Ohboy [View Original Post]

Finally got back to Relax and had Kiki. Same great service and really good massage. A couple positions and finished in 69, which was BB. Catch and spit. And for all you other mongers, I'm sorry. She told me how much she missed me, how much she loved me, and how good I was. Sorry for the rest of you.

Hey Ohboy,

I don't want to crush your dreams, but she's saying the same things to everyone. At first, I thought I was the one she was into, just like you probably do. But after comparing the messages I've gotten with a couple of my friends who are visiting her too, it's clear she's just copying and pasting the same lines to all of us.

**GeorgeMax** · 07-23-25 22:49

Not in Lombard but VPark close by.

Drew Nana / Nala for my mt. Best experience I have had in years! She's there through August.

**Ohboy** · 07-23-25 09:54

Finally got back to Relax and had Kiki. Same great service and really good massage. A couple positions and finished in 69, which was BB. Catch and spit. And for all you other mongers, I'm sorry. She told me how much she missed me, how much she loved me, and how good I was. Sorry for the rest of you.

**Englee** · 07-20-25 21:55

I stopped by Pure and DT spas just to check out the location and the talent. Both spas said they don't do table showers. So I tried Lanes for the first time in maybe 8 years. They did offer a table shower so I told mamasan I would take a massage. Got Momo. Fantastic body. Service was decent to good. No kissing and she avoided me licking her nipples.

**MongForLong** · 07-14-25 11:03

Originally Posted by BassMan1989 [View Original Post]

That may explain why they weren't answering the phone last Thursday evening. Had an appetite for some Ella; had to "settle" for Ewa at Relax, which was pretty damn good- old boy was having a problem staying hard, so Ewa was nice enough to help finish with CIM.

If restore is down permanently- sure hope Ella resurfaces.

Agree. It has been a couple weeks since I saw her. Too bad it is closed, I really liked that stand up shower routine and the massage process.

**BassMan1989** · 07-14-25 09:32

Originally Posted by Toboi [View Original Post]

Restore is shutdown. Saw the orange sign when I drove by.

That may explain why they weren't answering the phone last Thursday evening. Had an appetite for some Ella; had to "settle" for Ewa at Relax, which was pretty damn good- old boy was having a problem staying hard, so Ewa was nice enough to help finish with CIM.

If restore is down permanently- sure hope Ella resurfaces.