Massage Parlor Reports

[EasyHome]

Just felt like following up on the LinX situation. They are definitely still around, just at a different location, and eager to please. Texted for a 30 minute session and told when to show up. I was greeted by Mia who quickly ushered me in. She was polite, good looking, and accommodating. Dressed in a halter-top dress, it was obvious what kind of establishment this was. Took my house fee, told me to "take off" and left for my change. I did as told and was on the bed when she returned. She gave an ok massage to start out, but it just kept getting better as it went. On the flip she had a hard time communicating with me. I wanted to try something different than the usual things she's asked for, and it took a couple minutes for her to understand. With the language barrier mainly overcome, we began my little fetish where she didn't touch me. Halfway through the deed she says "you want fuck? Which reinforced that she was either bored, or just hadn't understood what I had asked for. After I finished she cleaned me up with tissues and a warm towel, and then proceeded to continue the massage that kept getting better. She even massaged my groin tendons (a first for me). When she finished, I noticed she gave me an extra ten minutes, so I tipped her accordingly, got dressed, and followed her out. At the door, she asked me to come again. At least I think that's what she was saying.

[EasyHome]

Is Lynx even open? Anyone know?

Yes, they're in a medical office building at Canwood and Clareton. Same phone number as before. They'll text you back.

[WhoreMaster 91]

I saw a recent post in the SFV forum describing his experience at specific MPs and thought I would do the same for the Conejo Valley. Traveling from east to west.

Agoura Hills / Lost Hills:

Being in LA County, the majority of FS places in the valley are in this area, and are, for the most part, discrete.

VIP Massage Calabasas.

Offer Asian and Latinas. FS and not shy about it, don't ask for an hour if you're looking for a rub and tug, they will get mad. Don't expect a good massage from the Latinas, and you will not get your full HH / WH. Negotiation before any service provided. Best CBJ I've had. In a strip mall, no discrete parking / entrance, dark and dingy. Will respond to texts.

Oro Vita Group..

Is Lynx even open? Anyone know?

[JoeDokes]

I saw a recent post in the SFV forum describing his experience at specific MPs and thought I would do the same for the Conejo Valley. Traveling from east to west.

Agoura Hills / Lost Hills:

Being in LA County, the majority of FS places in the valley are in this area, and are, for the most part, discrete.

VIP Massage Calabasas.

Offer Asian and Latinas. FS and not shy about it, don't ask for an hour if you're looking for a rub and tug, they will get mad. Don't expect a good massage from the Latinas, and you will not get your full HH / WH. Negotiation before any service provided. Best CBJ I've had. In a strip mall, no discrete parking / entrance, dark and dingy. Will respond to texts.

Oro Vita Group.

Asians only. Most likely FS, but not openly. Paid for HH, average looking woman in mid 40's came in and gave a decent massage. Shirt already off on the flip revealing just ok Cs, politely pointed at my package and asked "yes?" Standard tug job, did the job, nothing to write home about. During cleanup, she said to come for an hour next time. Located in office building, discrete, very clean. Have showers, but didn't offer to wash me. Will respond to texts.

Massage on Clareton (formerly LinX).

Went once, but no one was there. Probably FS given past reviews and "smile service" ads online. Asians. Located in office building, in acupuncture office, discrete. Will respond to texts.

Body Sculping.

Not on Google Maps, but on Yelp with spelling error. Latinas only, rotate daily, one on site usually. Openly FS. Terrible massage, but that's not what their clientele usually want. Large, well-lit rooms, posing as a doctor's office. Couch, massage table, love seat, random medical instruments. Front door is always locked, go around back and knock. They will always ask if you've been there before, just say yes. Greeted by gorgeous Latina with bolt-on DDs and obvious Brazilian butt job. Massage was basically small talk and light body rub, she did use a hand massager at one point, to little benefit. On the flip more light caresses and asked if she could touch me. I wasn't feeling it with all the plastic enhancements, so I declined. Was asked to come see her again, haven't yet, but maybe. Would probably try someone else. In strip mall with back entrance, discrete. Will respond to texts.

Relaxation Station.

Legit and terrible, unless you like over the clothes massages by Chinese men with rough hands.

Malie Thai Massage.

Legit and very good massage. They will hurt you, but you will reap the benefits later.

Oaks Massage Therapy.

Not on Google Maps. Probably not FS, but has a few things that seem like it could be. Went in front door, greeted by MMS and taken downstairs. Average middle-aged Asian came in and gave good massage. About the time I was convinced it was legit only, she had me flip and started for the boys. Probably just a rub and tug joint, but with repeat business. ? Was escorted through the back door afterward and told to use that door in the future. In strip mall, rear parking / entrance, discrete.

Golden Beach.

Legit, ok massage, can get a private room, but don't m.

Great set of reviews!! Thank you.

[EasyHome]

I saw a recent post in the SFV forum describing his experience at specific MPs and thought I would do the same for the Conejo Valley. Traveling from east to west.

Agoura Hills / Lost Hills:

Being in LA County, the majority of FS places in the valley are in this area, and are, for the most part, discrete.

VIP Massage Calabasas.

Offer Asian and Latinas. FS and not shy about it, don't ask for an hour if you're looking for a rub and tug, they will get mad. Don't expect a good massage from the Latinas, and you will not get your full HH / WH. Negotiation before any service provided. Best CBJ I've had. In a strip mall, no discrete parking / entrance, dark and dingy. Will respond to texts.

Oro Vita Group.

Asians only. Most likely FS, but not openly. Paid for HH, average looking woman in mid 40's came in and gave a decent massage. Shirt already off on the flip revealing just ok Cs, politely pointed at my package and asked "yes?" Standard tug job, did the job, nothing to write home about. During cleanup, she said to come for an hour next time. Located in office building, discrete, very clean. Have showers, but didn't offer to wash me. Will respond to texts.

Massage on Clareton (formerly LinX).

Went once, but no one was there. Probably FS given past reviews and "smile service" ads online. Asians. Located in office building, in acupuncture office, discrete. Will respond to texts.

Body Sculping.

Not on Google Maps, but on Yelp with spelling error. Latinas only, rotate daily, one on site usually. Openly FS. Terrible massage, but that's not what their clientele usually want. Large, well-lit rooms, posing as a doctor's office. Couch, massage table, love seat, random medical instruments. Front door is always locked, go around back and knock. They will always ask if you've been there before, just say yes. Greeted by gorgeous Latina with bolt-on DDs and obvious Brazilian butt job. Massage was basically small talk and light body rub, she did use a hand massager at one point, to little benefit. On the flip more light caresses and asked if she could touch me. I wasn't feeling it with all the plastic enhancements, so I declined. Was asked to come see her again, haven't yet, but maybe. Would probably try someone else. In strip mall with back entrance, discrete. Will respond to texts.

Relaxation Station.

Legit and terrible, unless you like over the clothes massages by Chinese men with rough hands.

Malie Thai Massage.

Legit and very good massage. They will hurt you, but you will reap the benefits later.

Oaks Massage Therapy.

Not on Google Maps. Probably not FS, but has a few things that seem like it could be. Went in front door, greeted by MMS and taken downstairs. Average middle-aged Asian came in and gave good massage. About the time I was convinced it was legit only, she had me flip and started for the boys. Probably just a rub and tug joint, but with repeat business. ? Was escorted through the back door afterward and told to use that door in the future. In strip mall, rear parking / entrance, discrete.

Golden Beach.

Legit, ok massage, can get a private room, but don't expect HE of any kind.

Oasis Foot Spa.

Legit, given private room where Chinese man with rough hands and a cold gave it his best. He literally fell on me at one point. No chance of HE.

Serenity Massage.

Asian, mostly middle aged, decent rub and tug. In a non-busy strip mall, mildly discrete.

5 Star Massage.

Asian, mostly middle aged, decent rub and tug. In a strip mall, not discrete.

Asian Massage / Bamboo Health Spa.

Came in and was greeted by attractive young Asian with bad attitude. Taken back to private room, but open ceiling. Massage was. Ok. On the flip, she asked if I wanted massage "there" and I declined due to her attitude. Probably just a rub and tug joint, other reviews allude to how great they are there, but that wasn't my experience. In strip mall next to restaurant, possible rear entrance, not discrete.

Dahan Massage Spa.

Asked for 90 minute for a change of pace. MMS took me to room and gorgeous Asian came in. Massage was great and on the flip she started tug before asking if ok. Overall great service, but I probably wouldn't do that long again. Must've tipped poorly or something, because while leaving I was given a look. When asked if everything was ok, MMS said "yes ok". In a strip mall, not discrete, clean.

Relaxing Massage.

This one is an enigma to me. I have tried more than three times to get service and have been turned away every time "come back in 30 minutes". Has all the looks of a FS place, but probably just a rub and tug. In office complex, moderately discrete.

Ocean Massage / Seven Oaks Spa.

Classic rub and tug joint. Dark and dingy. Good massage, decent tug, cheap and easy. Rear parking / entrance, discrete.

New World Massage.

Another classic rub and tug joint. Dark and dingy. Good massage, but was not happy when I declined the tug, massage ended with her rubbing my feet while playing on the phone. Rear parking / entrance, discrete.

Revitalization Spa and Massage.

Legit place. Massage was decent, no flip. Try the fish foot thing.

Park Oaks Massage.

Clean rub and tug joint. Decent massage and tug. Not much to wright home about. In busy strip mall, not discrete.

Xinyi Massage / Moon Spa.

Haven't been, but most likely FS place given reviews and ads. In a busy strip mall, not discrete, Asians only, will respond to texts.

Orion Massage.

Haven't been, seems like standard rub and tug. Rear parking / entrance, moderately discrete.

[Hola144]

Go see Wendy at Bamboo. Great massage very attractive for massage parlor.

Thanks will do! I've tried a few times but the times I stop by she's busy will have to call and schedule something then LOL.

[FreeWilly55]

Has anyone hit up any spots lately near TO, Newbury, Westlake area? Used to visit health spa. Thinking of hitting of Body works spa and Soothing hands. Any intel? Can dm too.

Go see Wendy at Bamboo. Great massage very attractive for massage parlor.

[FreeWilly55]

Good to see you again JoeDokes. It sounds like the kind of session I would like. As I have aged, sensuality has increased in value and plain old FS has decreased in value. I have mainly been away for about 8 yrs. Could you share the cost of your visit? As I have been away I haven't kept up with pricing, but I know it's higher.

Thanks, Franklin.

Went here Sunday. Old imean old flabby woman named Grace. Disgustingly dirty place including bathroom. Shitty massage no way I wanted anything from her. Gezz are you guys desperate!

[Hola144]

Has anyone hit up any spots lately near TO, Newbury, Westlake area? Used to visit health spa. Thinking of hitting of Body works spa and Soothing hands. Any intel? Can dm too.

[Franklin]

This is in Carp- called and talked to a very nice woman. Her name is Grace. I believe she is the only provider there. Later there was a man there. I think he is a chiropractor.

She gave an amazing, detailed full body massage with slight amount of teasing.

On flip a very slow and sensual release and she was packing some nice plump Cs or Ds. Will go again soon to see if the quality continues.

Good to see you again JoeDokes. It sounds like the kind of session I would like. As I have aged, sensuality has increased in value and plain old FS has decreased in value. I have mainly been away for about 8 yrs. Could you share the cost of your visit? As I have been away I haven't kept up with pricing, but I know it's higher.

Thanks, Franklin.

[ApplesNPears]

Ocean Body: SE.

Thanks for reporting! What is SE?

[JoeDokes]

This is in Carp- called and talked to a very nice woman. Her name is Grace. I believe she is the only provider there. Later there was a man there. I think he is a chiropractor.

She gave an amazing, detailed full body massage with slight amount of teasing.

On flip a very slow and sensual release and she was packing some nice plump Cs or Ds. Will go again soon to see if the quality continues.

[Old Mikey]

Anybody know anything about Nicole's in Oxnard?

I used to go there years back. Very Nice Then.

Now?

Thanks.

[JoeDokes]

I have been getting really awesome massages in Agoura. 90 m, awesome technique, some teasing and I get to do butt squeezes. No direct contact, just thigh grabs and abs below the beltline, but it is great. Prices went up though, and it'd be $150 per session and I decided to shop around.

I checked on Yelp to try and find legit Asian spas, they have the price range I want and the plausible deniability I need to keep spending household money on this. With few exceptions, they are all willing (and ask) to do extras for a new walk-in off the street. I'm not touching them, I book an hour, am clean, and do what I am hoping is a normal amount of sighing from a massage. Out of politeness I tip $60 for non-negotiated HE and $40 for self-release. $20 is what I would tip normally for an hour massage, so this is where I am at. Again, I am not hitting the places that are 'well-reviewed' here and on other sites. I legit want a massage and wouldn't mind a little tease.

So: a good massage at a place that won't get busted some day. Any recommendations would be appreciated. My budget is $120 after tip and prefer $90/$30 for 90 m over $60/$20 for 60 m.

Anyway,

Zen Massage: HE.

Ocean Body: SE.

5 Star: HE and all kinds of butt stuff.

Golden Beach: All above board except the massage kind of sucks, rough hands.

Going to try the Craigslist lady, she's out of my price range, nominally, but if she can fix my Achilles and shoulder, I'll do $125/ hr.

Did you get any names at 5 star or Zen? Thanks.

[FrozenRope]

I have been getting really awesome massages in Agoura. 90 m, awesome technique, some teasing and I get to do butt squeezes. No direct contact, just thigh grabs and abs below the beltline, but it is great. Prices went up though, and it'd be $150 per session and I decided to shop around.

I checked on Yelp to try and find legit Asian spas, they have the price range I want and the plausible deniability I need to keep spending household money on this. With few exceptions, they are all willing (and ask) to do extras for a new walk-in off the street. I'm not touching them, I book an hour, am clean, and do what I am hoping is a normal amount of sighing from a massage. Out of politeness I tip $60 for non-negotiated HE and $40 for self-release. $20 is what I would tip normally for an hour massage, so this is where I am at. Again, I am not hitting the places that are 'well-reviewed' here and on other sites. I legit want a massage and wouldn't mind a little tease.

So: a good massage at a place that won't get busted some day. Any recommendations would be appreciated. My budget is $120 after tip and prefer $90/$30 for 90 m over $60/$20 for 60 m.

Anyway,

Zen Massage: HE.

Ocean Body: SE.

5 Star: HE and all kinds of butt stuff.

Golden Beach: All above board except the massage kind of sucks, rough hands.

Going to try the Craigslist lady, she's out of my price range, nominally, but if she can fix my Achilles and shoulder, I'll do $125/ hr.