Massage Parlor Reports

**GlamSlam** · 06-08-25 01:17

Originally Posted by k__rat [View Original Post]

Short version: pretty terrible. Not terrible looking but upsold relentlessly until I literally was off the table getting dressed to leave and I stilll overpaid. Did a BBBJ which was not particularly well executed and she was pretty aloof the whole time. I felt ripped off by the service and will once again wait a few months before trying again.

I'm wondering if that's who I actually saw that I wrote a review on last week-- I thought her name was 'YoYo,' but I could have misheard. That sounds exactly like my experience.

**JR Bonner** · 06-08-25 00:44

Okay, you SOBs finally wore down. I tried a couple of west side AMPs and came away disappointed. But I keep reading about the The Big 3 on the east side and decided to give the AMP scene one more chance. Found myself with some extra time and set out to see if realities matched the reports here. I set my sights on either Candy, Jinye or Baoju. An errand had me around the corner from Baoju so the die was cast.

Was greeted by Kiki (young, slim and very attractive) was led by the hand to the room and paid for an hour. Received a very solid massage. After she finished the back, nice wipe down with warm wet towels to remove the oil -- very nice touch. On the flip a deal was struck. Before we got too far, Cici came in and there was a heavy push for a two girl show. I didn't bring enough for that, but Cici settled for a fitty and hung around for a little action. Cici is also very beautiful, offers passionate DFk And has very responsive nipples. I'd like to go back and see her (maybe take them up on the duo).

KikI offered a very nice GFE Inc BBBJ and CFS. I would repeat.

Thank you guys for sharing. I guess I have some catching up to do now.

Cheers!

**ClLewis** · 06-08-25 00:10

I had the best time in my 30+ years of AMP experience. I went to Jinye at 3 pm this Saturday June 7th. I was greeted by Yoyo. After light massage, she had me flip and knew what I wanted. She gave me the most enthusiastic near GFE with BBBJ and covered FS. When I was still inside her, Bella came in and gave me an equally enthusiastic experience in a 3 way. What is rare is both are very attractive in the 30's with nice bodies particularly nice asses. We went over time even though there were other guys coming in.

YMMV and everyone will have different beauty standards. I had cold experiences with another Bella at Love and with Vivi at New Flower in Aloha. Yoyo will stay for another month and Bella will stay for 2. If anyone have similar experiences, please share because I think I died and went to Heaven. I didn't plan on having a 2nd girl but I paid an extra $ on top of $$ including house fees and it was worth it.

**Zippy69** · 06-07-25 17:53

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**Urlboffer** · 06-07-25 17:27

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**OneOne9** · 06-07-25 14:53

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**DragonBow76** · 06-07-25 14:18

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**Urlboffer** · 06-07-25 13:58

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**DickRk** · 06-07-25 12:07

Originally Posted by k__rat [View Original Post]

Short version: pretty terrible. Not terrible looking but upsold relentlessly until I literally was off the table getting dressed to leave and I stilll overpaid. Did a BBBJ which was not particularly well executed and she was pretty aloof the whole time. I felt ripped off by the service and will once again wait a few months before trying again.

Which one is coco?

**k__rat** · 06-07-25 00:59

Short version: pretty terrible. Not terrible looking but upsold relentlessly until I literally was off the table getting dressed to leave and I stilll overpaid. Did a BBBJ which was not particularly well executed and she was pretty aloof the whole time. I felt ripped off by the service and will once again wait a few months before trying again.

**OneOne9** · 06-07-25 00:45

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**Golfer100** · 06-06-25 21:55

Saw Abby this morning at Love spa. Pretty face. Milky skin. About 5 feet 3 inches tall. Slim. Nice 32 C or D cups tits. Had fun with her for 30 minutes (DATY, a quick BBBJ, CBJ & CFS). She was great.

Before I left, Abby introduced YiYi to me. YiYi looked very slim & petite. 95-99 pounds. She gave me a hug & a kiss. Very friendly. Cute & little.

**BobA0** · 06-06-25 19:23

Originally Posted by Monkeyboy1977 [View Original Post]

Seems like a new spa in Vancouver, stop by to check it out and was surprised by a young new masseuse. She has to be in her mid 20's. Name is Lily. I don't know why but she reminds me of pornstar Lulu Chu. She's about the same height at 5'1". Nice soft baby fat C boobs. 0. 7 for hr and 1. 8 for FS plus CIM. God it was good to have a 20 some year old suck it dry. I'm a little backwards and did action first then massage. Limited English. I usually avoid Vancouver 99 like the plague due to abundance of grannies but I was a bit surprised today to find someone truly young. Service is great and worth the trip across the river. Like Lebowski says "got to go find the cash machine". I'll be right back again.

Only Harmony spa I see is one block up the street from Happy spa on 4th plain which is nowhere near hwy 99 or 99th street. What's the location?

**Monkeyboy1977** · 06-06-25 17:20

Seems like a new spa in Vancouver, stop by to check it out and was surprised by a young new masseuse. She has to be in her mid 20's. Name is Lily. I don't know why but she reminds me of pornstar Lulu Chu. She's about the same height at 5'1". Nice soft baby fat C boobs. 0. 7 for hr and 1. 8 for FS plus CIM. God it was good to have a 20 some year old suck it dry. I'm a little backwards and did action first then massage. Limited English. I usually avoid Vancouver 99 like the plague due to abundance of grannies but I was a bit surprised today to find someone truly young. Service is great and worth the trip across the river. Like Lebowski says "got to go find the cash machine". I'll be right back again.

**AmpluckyCat** · 06-06-25 17:19

So, I get a text message today from YoYo telling me that she's in Portland, Oregon. I met this hottie while I was working in Seattle earlier this year. One thing that you will learn about me is that I don't have any issues recommending the ladies that showed me a good time. I was particularly turned on when I met YoYo for the first time because she has an amazing body. Her service is phenomenal, and she has some serious DT skills. So, if you are anywhere near her, go pay this one a little visit. I can assure you that you won't be disappointed.

My review from: 28 Jan25.

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 0.

YoYo is very attractive with a full round face with long black hair. She's 26.36 C-25-35,5. 25', 108 lbs. Beautiful and firm natural C's. Her build is far from "average". She has a very athletic physique with some killer curves. Ass is plump and meaty. Kitty was clean-shaven.

Service Details: Shower, BBBJ, BLS, DT, P2 P Slide, CFS, CIM.

Service Highlights:

(BBBJ) Her mouth is absolutely magical. DT skills are effortless. CIM finish and she lingered for several moments after the pop to extract every drop.

(CFS) Rotated between CG, Mish, Standing Mish, K9, and Flat Iron. Her P2 P slides feels so natural that you'll be tempted to think uncovered is either going to happen, or is happening.

Wrap-up: YoYo is an incredible bundle of fun and sexiness. Very seductive. Absolutely one of the best at what she does.

Recommendation: Yes.