Massage Parlor Reports

[TheWoodButcher]

You couldn't toss her $20? Lmaooo.

Even when I strike out at legit places I tip for the massage.

That girl is for sure calling you cheap fuck and a dick to the rest girls there after you leave.

Kinda feel the same way about guys who haggle over $10 or $20, then complain they got poor service. This is a transactional relationship. You get what you pay for.

[MushroomGod]

They also tried a bait and switch with me. I set an appointment for Ewa and made sure that an hour was possible. Often I get there and they say they are too busy and can only do 30 minutes. I get there and Ewa says she's busy and to try Lucky. I decided to take the risk and try. Lucky says they can only do 30 minutes and I am like I will just come back another time. That makes her agree to and hour. I point at the clock and I tell them they better not short me. So she makes me take a table shower first, which I didn't mine. After that she gave a nice massage. I did some back walking but she walked on my arms and shoulders too and it helped with some of the kinks. Odd thing happened is that after the flip Lucky and I negotiate what we want and when she grows to grab the condom Ewa comes for the FS. I am so happy and Ewa is awesome as always with that. Lucky comes back and finishes the massage. I tip EWA 1. 6. Lucky asks me to slip her a 20 for the massage and I tell her that's not how it works. It was starting out looking like it would be a bad experience and ended up being okay.

You couldn't toss her $20? Lmaooo.

Even when I strike out at legit places I tip for the massage.

That girl is for sure calling you cheap fuck and a dick to the rest girls there after you leave.

[MarkStuntMan]

I'm pretty sure this the one they are talking about.

Been trying to search on gmaps relax spa on GE but nothing comes up only relax wellness center and relax nails, anyone willing to shoot better info my way. Traveling to Chicago would like test the rides.

[TDR923]

Been trying to search on gmaps relax spa on GE but nothing comes up only relax wellness center and relax nails, anyone willing to shoot better info my way. Traveling to Chicago would like test the rides.

[FranklySports]

Stopped by NV Massage in Winfield / Wheaton and drew Lily. Nothing has changed.massage was mediocre at best and L2 (with saran wrap) was very subpar. I had to stop her several times due to lots of teeth work while jack-hammering with off hand. I haven't seen an update for this joint in a while so I thought I would give it a shot to see something has changed. Absolutely stay away from Lily. Damages were $70 & $120.

Thanks for the info. I was considering stopping in here.

[TheHedgeHog]

Stopped by NV Massage in Winfield / Wheaton and drew Lily. Nothing has changed.massage was mediocre at best and L2 (with saran wrap) was very subpar. I had to stop her several times due to lots of teeth work while jack-hammering with off hand. I haven't seen an update for this joint in a while so I thought I would give it a shot to see something has changed. Absolutely stay away from Lily. Damages were $70 & $120.

[FiddyCent]

First time getting bait and switch at Relax. I called and set up an appointment with kiki. I arrived a couple minutes early and was told she was busy, for an hour. I hope one of you mongers didn't lie and say you had called earlier. I then asked for vivi and the therapist who l\met me said I should try her, she's a new girl. It was Lucky. I had been with Lucky before and we didn't really hit it off. I said ok, maybe this time would be better. Wrong, not much playing face down. Although the massage was pretty good. On the flip she wanted $2 for L3. I said no always $1. 6. She agreed. When I asked for 69 she laid on the table a let me daty. Mish after that, and when we fried doggy, she stopped after a couple minutes and said no good. She is still tight and didn't use a ton of lube like Rachel does. Not a bad experience, but not what I had my heart, or my little head, set on. Next time I'll just bwalk.

They also tried a bait and switch with me. I set an appointment for Ewa and made sure that an hour was possible. Often I get there and they say they are too busy and can only do 30 minutes. I get there and Ewa says she's busy and to try Lucky. I decided to take the risk and try. Lucky says they can only do 30 minutes and I am like I will just come back another time. That makes her agree to and hour. I point at the clock and I tell them they better not short me. So she makes me take a table shower first, which I didn't mine. After that she gave a nice massage. I did some back walking but she walked on my arms and shoulders too and it helped with some of the kinks. Odd thing happened is that after the flip Lucky and I negotiate what we want and when she grows to grab the condom Ewa comes for the FS. I am so happy and Ewa is awesome as always with that. Lucky comes back and finishes the massage. I tip EWA 1. 6. Lucky asks me to slip her a 20 for the massage and I tell her that's not how it works. It was starting out looking like it would be a bad experience and ended up being okay.

[Ohboy]

First time getting bait and switch at Relax. I called and set up an appointment with kiki. I arrived a couple minutes early and was told she was busy, for an hour. I hope one of you mongers didn't lie and say you had called earlier. I then asked for vivi and the therapist who l\met me said I should try her, she's a new girl. It was Lucky. I had been with Lucky before and we didn't really hit it off. I said ok, maybe this time would be better. Wrong, not much playing face down. Although the massage was pretty good. On the flip she wanted $2 for L3. I said no always $1. 6. She agreed. When I asked for 69 she laid on the table a let me daty. Mish after that, and when we fried doggy, she stopped after a couple minutes and said no good. She is still tight and didn't use a ton of lube like Rachel does. Not a bad experience, but not what I had my heart, or my little head, set on. Next time I'll just bwalk.

[BuckMtn69]

I'm not sure of the lineup, but I happen to be driving down Roosevelt the other day & my car accidentally turned into Relax. Fuck is Ewa the best. Start to finish, the best. The shower is great, the massage itself is great. The teasing is something that can't be beat. And the extras are top notch. Down to the very last drop.

When leaving though, there was a smoking hot girl that I barely caught a glimpse of, not sure who it was.

Thanks guys.

Stay safe.

[ArielDude28]

Had a visit with Yoyo yesterday. Called ahead, asked for her. She was waiting at the door. Paid. 70 for the hour. This girl did amazing things to my back and shoulders very strong hands. Actually really enjoyed the massage. She loved alot of kissing the entire time. A bit of teasing and play before the flip. On the flip $. 50 tip and she rode CG all the way to the finish, after said I give you more massage. The time went prolly 10 min over the hour. Gave me her # said call me soon. Will definitely be back before she leaves town. Be good to this one.

Stay safe!

I visited today after my run. Yoyo really put a lot of effort in the massage after the boom boom. She is expert in CG and did a good job there. Worked my back and neck. It was relaxing. 60 for 45 minutes and 140.

[TheHedgeHog]

Confirmed YoYo at Pure is as advertised. Did an hour with her and it was fantastic. Bit far of a drive for me but worth it. The massage was excellent as stated previously. I was surprised she gave me a double pop. Started with L3, then massage, then a second pop after the flip. The 2nd pop was in 69 and I fully ate her out. She was moaning and moving her hips. She offered a second round of L3, but I didn't have enuff funds with me. Damage was $70 and $170.

[TallNwGuy]

Had a visit with Yoyo yesterday. Called ahead, asked for her. She was waiting at the door. Paid. 70 for the hour. This girl did amazing things to my back and shoulders very strong hands. Actually really enjoyed the massage. She loved alot of kissing the entire time. A bit of teasing and play before the flip. On the flip $. 50 tip and she rode CG all the way to the finish, after said I give you more massage. The time went prolly 10 min over the hour. Gave me her # said call me soon. Will definitely be back before she leaves town. Be good to this one.

Stay safe!

[BuckMtn69]

I always ask who is working. Sometimes they want to know who I want to see. To avoid bait and switch, I just repeat " who is working today"?

Thanks Oh and Chi.

I have confirmed my two pop honey is back from vacation.

Stay safe.

BM.

[Ohboy]

Hey guys heading to Chicagoland for work soon. Does anyone have a Relax in GE lineup? I'm a big fan of Kiki have not seen a report as of late. Any information is greatly appreciated.

I always ask who is working. Sometimes they want to know who I want to see. To avoid bait and switch, I just repeat " who is working today"?

[ChicagoScott]

I'm not sure of the lineup, but I happen to be driving down Roosevelt the other day & my car accidentally turned into Relax. Fuck is Ewa the best. Start to finish, the best. The shower is great, the massage itself is great. The teasing is something that can't be beat. And the extras are top notch. Down to the very last drop.

When leaving though, there was a smoking hot girl that I barely caught a glimpse of, not sure who it was.

Hey guys heading to Chicagoland for work soon. Does anyone have a Relax in GE lineup? I'm a big fan of Kiki have not seen a report as of late. Any information is greatly appreciated.