Massage Parlor Reports

[WhatsItMan]

Already been a bunch of reviews on this so I'll write yet another. The sketchy Maru spa on the edge of Berkley and Southfield. The one in a house. It looks so sketchy outside but walking in, it looked so nice. Almost like a doctor's office. There's a sign that says "no sexual favors, if you ask for any you will be asked to leave immediately", so I thought I was out of luck. But as soon as we got to the room, I asked "should I take off everything?" And she said yeah get that underwear out of the way so I knew it was definitely just for appearances. There were 2 ladies, I had passed by the other one. Both of them were pretty young, maybe in their 30's. One was "cute" and the other was the "hot" one. I got the "hot" one (y'know as cute or hot as you could find at a parlor). It was. 5 for the half hour massage and .5 for the HE. The massage itself was a 6-7 out of 10. I was going to say 7 because she got all the pain out of my back, but goes down to a 6 because she used her elbows too much on my spine. Our interactions were very stiff and kind of awkward. But right after I came, she started laughing and joking around with me. High-fiving me and slapping me playfully (maybe to her the tension of the situation went away, or she was just trying to convince me to come back another time).

I had tried to play with her feet (you know what it is) and she said if I gave more money she'd let me (I didn't pony up and just stuck to regular HE)..

Jessica at Maru does an excellent massage, I think. There really is nothing sketchy about the location. You can park across the street if you are worried about cameras but there is no FS so I don't worry about it. Usual ending but she is skilled.

[Simp5050]

She has had a bad issue with drugs for a l-o-n-g time leading to this coin flip on if she cancels.

What kind of drugs?

[SmegBoy]

If you look at posts by "OnTheRoad2019" in Detroit and Ann arbor, it is clear he is a white knight for Bonita and is trying to tear the competition down. There is no evidence of drug use, just scared of the competition.

Based on my last two encounters with Bonita, she needs some white knights. Sessions were rushed, the porn star "babies" doubled, and excessive oil use with little cleanup has returned. Maybe you still get top notch service if you're one of her 'special guys', but I only visited a couple times a year and the last visit (and I do mean LAST) was comic in how bad it was. I'd rather get a standard AMP HE than put up with that again.

[PebbleSparrow]

I agree wholeheartedly with this monger.

They have recently changed ownership and according to a monger I follow on IG he claims CFS is available. House fee plus 200 in his last IG story. I just don't think it's worth it. That community is small and is pro police last week I grabbed a carry out from that coney and I guess it was police appreciation week or something because when I arrived at the coney there were Milford PD cars out there Oakland And Livingston sheriff cars and some blacked out SUV's and I asked the cashier what was with all the cops and EMS here she said its police appreciation so if in uniform their meal is on the house today. I got tf out of there so fast. I am familiar with the owner of Iron Pride Gym at the end of the shopping plaza we have a mutual friend he's a muscle head bible thumper says Police have a free membership at his gym.

So moral of the story there's always a cop there whether you know it or not. Plus it literally sits on Milford High School property just walk a few buildings down and you are on school property plus it was the high school kids that helped with the spa bust in Highland by posting on snapchat. If you check the snap stories some are still up about them saying how there are a few places to get a rub and tug. I'm not too familiar with how snapchat works but between those Milford kids posting on snapchat and that coney island and that gym in the same plaza that's a huge huge risk. I have never been to that spa and have no intention on visiting that spa the absolute worse location in the history of spa's hell go one traffic light north and make a left there's the police station right there too. Ya'll be safe and if ya'll going to that spa keep a lawyer on retainer because I agree it's just a matter of time.

What place in Highland got busted? I used to go to one around that area but don't know how recently you're talking about.

[RWhite]

I agree wholeheartedly with this monger.

They have recently changed ownership and according to a monger I follow on IG he claims CFS is available. House fee plus 200 in his last IG story. I just don't think it's worth it. That community is small and is pro police last week I grabbed a carry out from that coney and I guess it was police appreciation week or something because when I arrived at the coney there were Milford PD cars out there Oakland And Livingston sheriff cars and some blacked out SUV's and I asked the cashier what was with all the cops and EMS here she said its police appreciation so if in uniform their meal is on the house today. I got tf out of there so fast. I am familiar with the owner of Iron Pride Gym at the end of the shopping plaza we have a mutual friend he's a muscle head bible thumper says Police have a free membership at his gym.

So moral of the story there's always a cop there whether you know it or not. Plus it literally sits on Milford High School property just walk a few buildings down and you are on school property plus it was the high school kids that helped with the spa bust in Highland by posting on snapchat. If you check the snap stories some are still up about them saying how there are a few places to get a rub and tug. I'm not too familiar with how snapchat works but between those Milford kids posting on snapchat and that coney island and that gym in the same plaza that's a huge huge risk. I have never been to that spa and have no intention on visiting that spa the absolute worse location in the history of spa's hell go one traffic light north and make a left there's the police station right there too. Ya'll be safe and if ya'll going to that spa keep a lawyer on retainer because I agree it's just a matter of time.

[PebbleSparrow]

Is downriver Nuru lady still in the game? Not the best looker but good service if anyone has a lead please message.

No, earlier post said she's out of commission unless she moves closer to Detroit again.

[Wally1017]

Is downriver Nuru lady still in the game? Not the best looker but good service if anyone has a lead please message.

[ArchangelM]

She has had a bad issue with drugs for a l-o-n-g time leading to this coin flip on if she cancels.

If you look at posts by "OnTheRoad2019" in Detroit and Ann arbor, it is clear he is a white knight for Bonita and is trying to tear the competition down. There is no evidence of drug use, just scared of the competition.

[Paul Wall]

She has had a bad issue with drugs for a l-o-n-g time leading to this coin flip on if she cancels.

You can't leave us hanging like that. What kind of issue?

[LazyLover]

I went to the place in the title because I wanted a good massage. I've been going to this place for years and seeing the same woman. They must be under new ownership. I was greeted by a younger (by AMP standards) woman wearing a tight t shirt and a skirt that barely covered her ass. She took me to the room and took the 80 house fee. Started out with a neck massage which was great. Then it turned into a weird petting type motion. Thankfully that didn't last long. She started teasingand asked what I wanted. Before I could answer she said no fucking. We settled on DATY and CBJ for 100. She took her panties off and lifted her shirt. She's thin. Nice tits. Very hairy pussy. Typical Asian ass. I didn't get the whole hour, but didn't want any more petting either. I'm not sure why fucking wasn't on the menu, I have to believe it's available, just maybe not today. No idea if there are other girls and I didn't ask her name.

This place is in a busy shopping center. Pretty obvious what's going on now so be careful.

This sounds fun, but it shares a wall with LEO Coney Island. LEO loves to take their lunch / dinner at LEO's, I know, I eat at this LEO's once a week. It is a haunt of Oakland County Sheriff. People in that community will gossip. This one will not last, as it clearly has no chill. It is a very big gamble, just wanted to add this detail for people not from this area.

Also, it is on the property line of the Milford HS complex.

[FloppyMcStiffy]

I went to the place in the title because I wanted a good massage. I've been going to this place for years and seeing the same woman. They must be under new ownership. I was greeted by a younger (by AMP standards) woman wearing a tight t shirt and a skirt that barely covered her ass. She took me to the room and took the 80 house fee. Started out with a neck massage which was great. Then it turned into a weird petting type motion. Thankfully that didn't last long. She started teasingand asked what I wanted. Before I could answer she said no fucking. We settled on DATY and CBJ for 100. She took her panties off and lifted her shirt. She's thin. Nice tits. Very hairy pussy. Typical Asian ass. I didn't get the whole hour, but didn't want any more petting either. I'm not sure why fucking wasn't on the menu, I have to believe it's available, just maybe not today. No idea if there are other girls and I didn't ask her name.

This place is in a busy shopping center. Pretty obvious what's going on now so be careful.

[Ts1976]

I will be traveling to Detroit on business this week. Does anyone have any recent experiences at Earthtone in Riverview? Is it worth the drive from the airport ?

[RWhite]

I lost 3 UTR's the most recent being the hotel out of Southfield across from the law office off the freeway.

[SandersNut]

I'm curious, did anyone else lose a under the radar provider in the last round of le scoops? It sux when that happens.

[LazerAdam]

Already been a bunch of reviews on this so I'll write yet another. The sketchy Maru spa on the edge of Berkley and Southfield. The one in a house. It looks so sketchy outside but walking in, it looked so nice. Almost like a doctor's office. There's a sign that says "no sexual favors, if you ask for any you will be asked to leave immediately", so I thought I was out of luck. But as soon as we got to the room, I asked "should I take off everything?" And she said yeah get that underwear out of the way so I knew it was definitely just for appearances. There were 2 ladies, I had passed by the other one. Both of them were pretty young, maybe in their 30's. One was "cute" and the other was the "hot" one. I got the "hot" one (y'know as cute or hot as you could find at a parlor). It was. 5 for the half hour massage and .5 for the HE. The massage itself was a 6-7 out of 10. I was going to say 7 because she got all the pain out of my back, but goes down to a 6 because she used her elbows too much on my spine. Our interactions were very stiff and kind of awkward. But right after I came, she started laughing and joking around with me. High-fiving me and slapping me playfully (maybe to her the tension of the situation went away, or she was just trying to convince me to come back another time).

I had tried to play with her feet (you know what it is) and she said if I gave more money she'd let me (I didn't pony up and just stuck to regular HE).

Water bottle on the way out.

Might go again. Parking lot looked quite sketchy, and I think there's a camera so if you don't care about that. But there was nobody else there really. They probably spend all their money on renovating the inside because it was really nice (they should pave a new parking lot too tho).