Massage Parlor Reports

[BubbleBoi402]

This parlor is formally known as 5 Star Massage. Not sure whether the rebranding has anything to do with change of ownership. Its notorious inconsistency of providers lands it on the backup of the backup of my backup plan, a. K. a. Plan D. My usual venturing order follows Wed / One / Apple - May Wellness - Palace - 502 Maple Ave W - staying at home - 678/ Ocean. Lack of shower makes it one of the least attractive places for me. I know many top tier providers would never work there because of the shower issue. However, once in a while 502 Maple will bring some exceptional value alternatives, such as Yumi, who has great all natural Ds with great nip to suck while maintaining thin waistline, also petite at 5'2 ish and soft everywhere, though unfortunately donning a butter face mainly due to age in the mid to late 40's. Honestly, her body reminded me Alin, minus the stretch marks. Alin was much younger at 29 and taller at 5'5 ish. Yumi's tummy felt much tighter than the usual mom bod. Not sure when Wed's MMS can bring back Alin, I had to settle with Yumi as poor man's substitute. She proved to be much better than I expected. I appreciate her friendly and willing to please attitude. Always refreshing. She could give a relaxing massage, and I enjoyed it. Her BBBJ and BLS skills are top notch, not Mina's S tier but definitely A tier. The lack of shower now becomes a nuance as I had to endure the brutal alcohol sanitizing process before BBBJ. She was also a sex freak, riding me like a bronco, while cumming twice in the process. Yes, it felt amazing and confusing at the same time, because she behaved like a sex-starved woman who just tasted the euphoria of orgasm for the very first time. When we were trying to switch from cowgirl to missionary, her pussy gripped too tight even the cover got left inside when I pulled out. She scrambled to reach inside and take it out. Dealing with this amusing situation, we both laughed out loud. The rest of the sex was also great. She came two more times in standing missionary and doggy. Yumi's face somehow looked prettier when she laid face up. I eventually blew into the bag while DFK her. One of the best sexes I had this year. Total donation: 60 + 160.

[Asphalt]

Glad to share what I'd found a week ago over the Capital beltway. Check Kara out at PG Acupressure in Fort Washington. She took the frog position and I could get the best view of her shelf booty while ramming her. Honestly it was the best Asian ass in my career. Please feel free to share if you find any better Asian booty beating up Kara's. Happy hunting!

Well that place sure has changed it's game since I was last there years ago. Could you PM with details, prices, etc?

[PolknVet431]

Hey why'all! Any recommendations for area off the Braddock and Rolling rd?

Not looking for anything crazy, just a good massage and a good view.

Lavendar Spa upthestairs is hit and miss but since your in the area!

[Figrindan]

I "scored" at Blue Therapy but it also feels like I TOFTT.

The door opens and it's not an Asian gal, but a tanned tatted American with dark wavy hair. I am thrown off for sure but she is skinny and young (well at least not the usual MILF / GILF) and I'd love the chance to hit that so I go with it.

We go to the room (deja vu #1 -- I get the same room every time I come here), I hand over 100 for the hour and she offers TS. She leaves for me to strip, I put 160 on the table under my sunglasses with an emergency 20 peeking out of the pocket of my pants on the chair (no particular reason, but read on). She brings back a bottle of water and my 20 change which also stays on the table.

We go for a simple TS, no chitchat and no teasing but not shying away from my junk. She dries my back and sends me on my way alone back to the room.

Deja vu #2 -- when we left for the TS, we did not "click" the doorknob but when I got back to the room, it was clicked shut all the way.

Deja vu #3 -- the 20 that I left peeking out of my pocket was now pushed all the way in the pocket.

Red flag #1 -- I am convinced that someone checked my pockets during the TS. Not going to speculate or conjecture, just stating the facts. BTW I left my wallet in the car. Anyhoo.

She directs me face down to start the massage. We exchange names but there's no more chit chat. At all. Now, I am the type who doesn't talk at all during trysts, that's part of the reason I like the Asian providers, but this time she is American with perfect English so it feels very awkward.

Red flag #2 -- she kept a towel on me during the massage. It seemed like all business except when she brushed close to my balls a couple times.

Finally the flip, finally my prayers are answered, finally she releases the girls from her pretty white dress and puts my hand on those beauties and starts stroking junior to attention and finally she whispers something but my old ears can't catch it but I managed to respond with my own whisper of "everything". She climbs on the table and the dress comes off and my hands are all over her gorgeous tan body. A condom appears out of nowhere, she applies it with her mouth and while the CBJ is a disappointment of sorts, she takes me deep in her soft beautiful mouth for a few minutes. Finally her tiny red thong comes off and we go CG and missionary and I am very happy to have found this diamond in the rough of AMPville.

She didn't come but her IOP is excellent (although no kissing). Her manmades look amazing with big brown nipples, but are lumpy to the touch. She has a little bit of a stomach but barely noticeable and her neck and shoulders are incredible. Chef's kiss.

We never discussed the tip and I don't think she even looked at it until we were all done.

YMMV and always be nice to the ladies.

[BubbleBoi402]

Had seen Joy a few weeks ago and after she gave me an amazing BBBJ and I blew my load, she smiled and said "two times"? Unfortunately, I only brought a specific amount of cash and she laughed and said next time. So I had to go back to get the two pops. Called and requested Joy. She remembered me and smiled. Gave her the house fee and when she came back, handed her $200 and said two times and just grabbed her ass and pulled her against me. She smiled and immediately got undressed and laid me down for another amazing BBBJ. I finished in her mouth and afterwards she hopped off and spit in a napkin and cleaned me off. She smiled, left the room for a minute probably for mouthwash. Returned and gave me a mediocre massage. While massaging my ass and legs she was teasing with some rubbing and grabbing until junior was nice and hard again. She told me to flip and she put the cover on and rode me hard until a blew my load. Cleaned me up, gave me a huge and kiss on the lips and said I better come back.

Probably new owner. The previous ownership tried to sell this place for a while.

[BubbleBoi402]

I had seen a few reviews of a provider named Rose at B and M Therapy in Vienna, who was wore some daisy duke shorts so I finally had a chance to check this place. It's off of Tyco Road in Vienna, the entrance is in the back of the the building, it's not facing Tyson Road. I thought this was a Korean place given the 60 for half hour and 80 for an hour rate and the table shower but it turns out this is a Chinese place.

Rose did not great me; a tall slim Chinese provider greeted me (she would later say her name is Anna but to just ask for the "tall Asian lady" if I come next time). She is tall, like almost 6 feet. Middle age, she was wearing the typical Chinese AMP outfit of yoga pants and a t shirt. Small tits.

Anyway, the table shower was good, she teased me in the shower and was joking and jovial in setting the mood. She will ask you if you want her to finger your ass; I told her I'm not into that but just rub on the outside. Back in the room, I asked for a medium massage and she delivered. On the flip, she took off her pants and lifter up her shirt without me asking and jokingly stuck her ass in my face. I began to kiss her ass and turned her around to lick her clit. She happily got in the table in 69 position to give me better access. She told me to suck her off while she jacked me off but I told her to slow down and play with my cock so as to not make me cum too fast. She came hard as I licked and sucked her clit good and she was squirming as she was orgasmed. She is clean shaved. The only negative was the she must had put some Summer Eve's or some other stuff on her pussy before coming back into the room after my shower. I had that chemical taste in my mouth. She offers mouth wash to help you get the taste out of your mouth. I tipped her 100.

I may return to see if Rose is there. Anyone see Rose on the regular? Is she worth seeing? How does she dress? Thanks.

I tried Rose (50's), the tall Anna (40's), and a petite provider (30's) with nice racks. The last one provided me the best experience. She was much cuter with way better body and her massage was also stronger.

[FrigginBeast]

Had seen Joy a few weeks ago and after she gave me an amazing BBBJ and I blew my load, she smiled and said "two times"? Unfortunately, I only brought a specific amount of cash and she laughed and said next time. So I had to go back to get the two pops. Called and requested Joy. She remembered me and smiled. Gave her the house fee and when she came back, handed her $200 and said two times and just grabbed her ass and pulled her against me. She smiled and immediately got undressed and laid me down for another amazing BBBJ. I finished in her mouth and afterwards she hopped off and spit in a napkin and cleaned me off. She smiled, left the room for a minute probably for mouthwash. Returned and gave me a mediocre massage. While massaging my ass and legs she was teasing with some rubbing and grabbing until junior was nice and hard again. She told me to flip and she put the cover on and rode me hard until a blew my load. Cleaned me up, gave me a huge and kiss on the lips and said I better come back.

[SquartingCat]

Any rec for an Asian girl having a heart, round or shelf shaped jiggly bum?

Glad to share what I'd found a week ago over the Capital beltway. Check Kara out at PG Acupressure in Fort Washington. She took the frog position and I could get the best view of her shelf booty while ramming her. Honestly it was the best Asian ass in my career. Please feel free to share if you find any better Asian booty beating up Kara's. Happy hunting!

[Serpico99]

I had seen a few reviews of a provider named Rose at B and M Therapy in Vienna, who was wore some daisy duke shorts so I finally had a chance to check this place. It's off of Tyco Road in Vienna, the entrance is in the back of the the building, it's not facing Tyson Road. I thought this was a Korean place given the 60 for half hour and 80 for an hour rate and the table shower but it turns out this is a Chinese place.

Rose did not great me; a tall slim Chinese provider greeted me (she would later say her name is Anna but to just ask for the "tall Asian lady" if I come next time). She is tall, like almost 6 feet. Middle age, she was wearing the typical Chinese AMP outfit of yoga pants and a t shirt. Small tits.

Anyway, the table shower was good, she teased me in the shower and was joking and jovial in setting the mood. She will ask you if you want her to finger your ass; I told her I'm not into that but just rub on the outside. Back in the room, I asked for a medium massage and she delivered. On the flip, she took off her pants and lifter up her shirt without me asking and jokingly stuck her ass in my face. I began to kiss her ass and turned her around to lick her clit. She happily got in the table in 69 position to give me better access. She told me to suck her off while she jacked me off but I told her to slow down and play with my cock so as to not make me cum too fast. She came hard as I licked and sucked her clit good and she was squirming as she was orgasmed. She is clean shaved. The only negative was the she must had put some Summer Eve's or some other stuff on her pussy before coming back into the room after my shower. I had that chemical taste in my mouth. She offers mouth wash to help you get the taste out of your mouth. I tipped her 100.

I may return to see if Rose is there. Anyone see Rose on the regular? Is she worth seeing? How does she dress? Thanks.

[BubbleBoi402]

Which one of the voluptuous body types Bo Bo most resembles in the pic? I prefer them slender to spinner, but her menu and services has me wanting to indulge.

She's 5'6 and was not petite to start with. Can still see a bit of reminiscent of thin waist when she's dressed. Her tits are handful, really comfortable to hang on.

[BigWave159]

Hey why'all! Any recommendations for area off the Braddock and Rolling rd?

Not looking for anything crazy, just a good massage and a good view.

[PixelsAndGrids]

Can't say enough good things about Bobo. Exactly how bubble advertised.

Only downside was she couldn't handle my girth for Greek. So despite all the line she had me steer clear of that lane and driving just down the main line, but her grip tight pussy was more than enough to get the job done. Plenty of DFK, sloppy good head, and just a genuine fun personality and performance. You can tell she loves what she does. The care she provides is like that of a nurse tending to the elderly. She washes every part of your body in the TS, will let you nurse on her pointy nips 24/7, and will hold your hand, help you put on your shoes and coat. A standard too rare in this line of work. She's one of the best in the business.

$220 all in, 30 min of service and she will party with you for 29 of that 30. A damn good bargain.

Which one of the voluptuous body types Bo Bo most resembles in the pic? I prefer them slender to spinner, but her menu and services has me wanting to indulge.

[Drunkeme15]

Yes, Lisa was very pretty and I love grabbing that thick ass it was a big turn on. She was very in to hygeine so that was a plus. Made me feel comfortable DATY, Mish, doggy CFS 80/160. I told her lay down and massage her then put my hand out and said 1. 5. She laughed and it broke the ice. Very wonderful time. I'm definitely going back. Saw Cocoa peeking out her door so I went in and said hello. She looked maybe 40 ish and Mina came out and helped me with my shoes. She was maybe 30 ish nice looking younger fit body.

Now I'm even more pissed was bait and switched here trying to see Lisa. I want to go back to try again to see the actual Lisa mentioned here but it feels too awkward.

My previous comment has details.

[TheOuroboros]

Can't say enough good things about Bobo. Exactly how bubble advertised.

Only downside was she couldn't handle my girth for Greek. So despite all the line she had me steer clear of that lane and driving just down the main line, but her grip tight pussy was more than enough to get the job done. Plenty of DFK, sloppy good head, and just a genuine fun personality and performance. You can tell she loves what she does. The care she provides is like that of a nurse tending to the elderly. She washes every part of your body in the TS, will let you nurse on her pointy nips 24/7, and will hold your hand, help you put on your shoes and coat. A standard too rare in this line of work. She's one of the best in the business.

$220 all in, 30 min of service and she will party with you for 29 of that 30. A damn good bargain.

[Balistk1970]

Candy is back in town after her trip to Thailand and is ready to see customers again.

Candy gives a CMT quality massage, and the massage ends with her cracking your neck, which feels really good!

She has an amazing body, and offers additional services after the massage is complete. She speaks good English and is easy to converse with. She is fun to chat with.

Her location is in a hotel in the Tysons area, and it's convenient to the Beltway and the Metro is walkable.