Massage Parlor Reports

[SabertoothPeni]

Hydration is key to a healthy life red lantern has chilled ones too.

I love a free water. I love giving people in my car those waters and not disclosing the source. It's and IYKYK thing. The rest of the world does not understand the meaning, and bottle fits on your pocket. A tiny memento of an excellent experience.

[PogeyBait]

What's the problem with taking the water? I'm a thirsty man after my session LOL.

The baby bottle waters are the best. Everytime I take one, I feel like I'm wearing a scarlet letter broadcasting that I'm a massage poon hunter LOL.

[King Kon]

Here are my notes:

1. Always text if that option is available. The demand for AMP poon, given the high quality accurate pics of hot young Asians and the stupendous reviews on private delusions, has gone nuts. I do not remember the last time I was hitting the orangeeeeeeee chicken at red lantern without the doorbell going off like a fucken amber alert.

2. Wipe your ass hole. I do not believe in going to an MP like you are going on a date with the prom queen. But the one complaint I get from mp girls is the shitstains. Buy boxes of wet wipes and really drill down.

3. Always get the girls name. If I see one more review of some unnamed gal who rimmed a guy for a half hour, I probably will join the hot young Asians or nonpro forum.

4. Table Shower. If this is offered and you decline it, you should probably consider being gay.

5. Shitter. If you have to use the toilet, say you have to wash your hands.

6. Shower. If there is a shower at an MP, and you shower with the girl, you are fucken gay. Super spa at LAX offers that and these fuckers actually shower with these bow wow girls. Yuck.

7. Death penalty list. Keep a good list of places you will never go to. Here are some. Blue tide in Westwood, Chen's on Santa Monica, Luxe on Santa Monica (the place upstairs with the trannies), Goldfinger if Vaness is still there, super spa at lax.

8. DATY. If you do go to the sushi bar at an MP, please do not tell me how long you did it for.

9. Rim job. If an MP girl does eat the corn hole, you do not need to state in your review - "I hope Priscillam french kissed the girl after" - I never kiss girls at an mp.

10. Never take the free water.

7.

What's the problem with taking the water? I'm a thirsty man after my session LOL.

[Kumquat3]

I asked for Cherry when I got there. MMS said no problem. Cherry is tall, 5'4" and lean. Her tits are big, likeD+, beautiful.

The session was awesome. Great BBBJ with that tongue of hers taking care of Jr big time. After a few minutes of that. Got her on the bed for some DATY. Great pussy and very sensitive as she came after about 5 min.

Time to fuck. She slides the bag on with her mouth and I started in standing Mish. Then she asked for Doggie. Yeah baby. Hot times there. Plenty of ass for spanking. Good dirty talk from her as well.

She kept asking me to fuck her harder. I did, I was really enjoying it. After a few minutes of K9. I want to blow in her mouth. She was very accommodating and allowed for some face fucking.

I then laid on the table and she DT me hard. Oooo that tongue working all the time.

Blew my load and she cleaned me up.

She is here till end of month then vaca. Back in a couple of months. I will see her again.

[ZyDawg]

In LA for a day or two with some friends. Decided to stop by Top Acupuncture, or I guess you guys call it TA. Had to look on RM for it but was generally surprised at how active it was. Normally I monger in San Diego so I just went with what recommended. Walk in, and met with Yoyo. Average height, with a pretty face. Nice, perky tits, and a decent sized ass. Not too big but not lacking. She pulls me into a room and I pay the house fee, and then I tell her I want to hold off on the massage till after. She's a bit confused by the language barrier but she ends up getting it. I ask her how much and she tells me $. 4. Total $. 9, but I just gave her $$ to round it out. She runs off to stow the cash away, and then returns shortly after to promptly disrobe. She sits me on the bed and squats down to start me off with a BBBJ. She starts tonguing my balls while rubbing my shaft, and then proceeds back to the main BBBJ. After a bit more, I tap her arm to let her know I want to bang. I ask if it's bare as well btu she tells me know, which is understandable I guess. She throws on a cover on me and then she starts off with CG, and then reverse CG. I grab her by the thighs and pull them backward shortly after to move to doggy. I flip her over once more to mish, and then end up popping inside of her shortly after. We end up cuddling a bit while making out until I go flaccid, and then she cleans me off. She massages me a bit and then flips me over to give me one more kiss and then helps me dress back up. She tells me she's about to leave after 3 more days but didn't tell me where to. I hope it's San Diego so I can see her again.

[SabertoothPeni]

Here are my notes:

1. Always text if that option is available. The demand for AMP poon, given the high quality accurate pics of hot young Asians and the stupendous reviews on private delusions, has gone nuts. I do not remember the last time I was hitting the orangeeeeeeee chicken at red lantern without the doorbell going off like a fucken amber alert.

2. Wipe your ass hole. I do not believe in going to an MP like you are going on a date with the prom queen. But the one complaint I get from mp girls is the shitstains. Buy boxes of wet wipes and really drill down.

3. Always get the girls name. If I see one more review of some unnamed gal who rimmed a guy for a half hour, I probably will join the hot young Asians or nonpro forum.

4. Table Shower. If this is offered and you decline it, you should probably consider being gay.

Be the most fuckable version of yourself to get the best possible service.

Be Clean. Fresh shower, shave, floss, brush your teeth, use deodorant, use a little cologne.

Be Nice. Compliment the pretty girls. Be gentle. Be polite. Be appreciative.

Take care of your body. Work out. Trim your pubes. Shave your balls. Shave your back. Trim your beard. Make the experience pleasant for the girls, too.

Be Generous. Pay up front and pay the going rate. These girls work hard for the money.

If you do these things, you will have a much better and consistent experience. Be the guy that the girls want to see. They talk about us amongst themselves. If you are good to them, they will be better to you.

[JohnWu0079]

Hydration is key to a healthy life red lantern has chilled ones too.

Here are my notes:

1. Always text if that option is available. The demand for AMP poon, given the high quality accurate pics of hot young Asians and the stupendous reviews on private delusions, has gone nuts. I do not remember the last time I was hitting the orangeeeeeeee chicken at red lantern without the doorbell going off like a fucken amber alert.

2. Wipe your ass hole. I do not believe in going to an MP like you are going on a date with the prom queen. But the one complaint I get from mp girls is the shitstains. Buy boxes of wet wipes and really drill down.

3. Always get the girls name. If I see one more review of some unnamed gal who rimmed a guy for a half hour, I probably will join the hot young Asians or nonpro forum.

4. Table Shower. If this is offered and you decline it, you should probably consider being gay.

5. Shitter. If you have to use the toilet, say you have to wash your hands.

6. Shower. If there is a shower at an MP, and you shower with the girl, you are fucken gay. Super spa at LAX offers that and these fuckers actually shower with these bow wow girls. Yuck.

7. Death penalty list. Keep a good list of places you will never go to. Here are some. Blue tide in Westwood, Chen's on Santa Monica, Luxe on Santa Monica (the place upstairs with the trannies), Goldfinger if Vaness is still there, super spa at lax.

8. DATY. If you do go to the sushi bar at an MP, please do not tell me how long you did it for.

9. Rim job. If an MP girl does eat the corn hole, you do not need to state in your review - "I hope Priscillam french kissed the girl after" - I never kiss girls at an mp.

10. Never take the free water.

7.

[CultureCounsel]

I've been lurking for awhile now, and decided to take the plunge at Garden Spa, which is conveniently enough near my house. Luck of the draw on a walk-in, and I was greeted by Summer. Petite and cute, with man made c's or d's. I'm not really into mm's, but hers are cute and soft enough that I was into it. Some scar tissue on her nips but I didn't notice that in the low light until near the end.

Her English is limited, but she's welcoming, and actually gave a decent-pressure massage for 10 minutes or so to open. BBBJ was very nice, then energetically rode me CG to completion. It had been awhile, so I went quicker than I wanted. Would've liked a few more positions. But anyway, I have no context for comparisons as this was my first time ever at a parlor. But she was cute and fun- left with no regrets and would repeat. Paid $$ total.

[PriscillaM]

Here are my notes:

1. Always text if that option is available. The demand for AMP poon, given the high quality accurate pics of hot young Asians and the stupendous reviews on private delusions, has gone nuts. I do not remember the last time I was hitting the orangeeeeeeee chicken at red lantern without the doorbell going off like a fucken amber alert.

2. Wipe your ass hole. I do not believe in going to an MP like you are going on a date with the prom queen. But the one complaint I get from mp girls is the shitstains. Buy boxes of wet wipes and really drill down.

3. Always get the girls name. If I see one more review of some unnamed gal who rimmed a guy for a half hour, I probably will join the hot young Asians or nonpro forum.

4. Table Shower. If this is offered and you decline it, you should probably consider being gay.

5. Shitter. If you have to use the toilet, say you have to wash your hands.

6. Shower. If there is a shower at an MP, and you shower with the girl, you are fucken gay. Super spa at LAX offers that and these fuckers actually shower with these bow wow girls. Yuck.

7. Death penalty list. Keep a good list of places you will never go to. Here are some. Blue tide in Westwood, Chen's on Santa Monica, Luxe on Santa Monica (the place upstairs with the trannies), Goldfinger if Vaness is still there, super spa at lax.

8. DATY. If you do go to the sushi bar at an MP, please do not tell me how long you did it for.

9. Rim job. If an MP girl does eat the corn hole, you do not need to state in your review - "I hope Priscillam french kissed the girl after" - I never kiss girls at an mp.

10. Never take the free water.

7.

[PriscillaM]

Everyone seems to be a fan of this place to I had to visit.

I what they all looked like and was disappointed. Lousy BBJ from Ada. All the providers appear to be over or around 30.

I guess I'll ask for photos next time if they provide those. This was all sort of expected given to price point.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Miscreant]

Everyone seems to be a fan of this place to I had to visit.

I what they all looked like and was disappointed. Lousy BBJ from Ada. All the providers appear to be over or around 30.

I guess I'll ask for photos next time if they provide those. This was all sort of expected given to price point.

[PriscillaM]

156 x nuru in Westwood is run about as good as a cross between a pre-k at diddys place and the Harris campaign. Yiu text from outside so every Persian gives you the kebab stink eye. Yiu get in and are recorded in a fucken spiral notebook. But vamlentina is a cute as a peso messican. Fatty ass small tits and she has learned how to masturbate me.

[EastCoTravel]

Anything around Marina Del Rey that I should be looking at? Ill be there next weekend and will have a "sore back" that will need soothed.

[William Nevin]

I want to try this place but have no idea where it is, hint please.

TA is on Hawthorne near 134th. Saw Alice there today, mid-late twenties, slim with perky C's and a pretty face. Total $$.

[SabertoothPeni]

Chloe texted me to let me know about the new girl, Polo. Monica rotated out, and Polo joined the team. I really liked Monica. Chloe assured me that Polo would be worth the trip. Chloe did not lie.

Polo met me at the door, and kaboom! About 5'3", beautiful face, wavy, brown hair, tiny waist, Ds, a nice looking ass. Just an absolute unit. My dick quietly high-fived me on the way back to the room. I requested an hour, because I wanted to really savor this girl, and I was hoping to maximize my chances for any of the extras I had been reading about on Rubmaps.

The massage was pleasant and firm. I reached out to stroke her smooth thighs to let her know that I was interested in more than a massage. I laid out 150, and that was enough to move things forward. As she got undressed, I remained standing to drink it all in. Polo is petite, nearly skinny, but those really soft MM Ds and that tiny waist gave her great proportions. My dick also asked to high-five her surgeon. We kissed, hugged, cupped, and grabbed for a while. I was really loving handling this girl's body, and she made it clear that she was enjoying it.

She dropped to a squat and gave me a great BBBJ while I reached down and cupped those great tits. I pulled her up to kiss her. I couldn't resist the sight of that little waist and neatly trimmed Bush. I sat her on the edge of the table, put a pillow under her hips, and I proceeded to DATY like there was money on the line. She tasted clean and smelled fresh. Eventually she came. It was a shuddering, slow building orgasm.

She sucked me a little more to return the favor and then asked me to fuck her. I applied a super-thin rubber and she applied a little lube to herself. Standing mish first, slow and shallow at first. The pussy was warm, wet, and tight. I picked up her feet and placed them on my chest. From there I rocked deeply into her. Next, a little lazy dog to really take in that pretty ass. Then it was time for mish.

A few minutes into mish, the door opened and in walked Linda. Another little beauty. She came around to stand in front of me while I was balls deep in Polo and asked "OK?" Fuck yeah, Ok! She squirmed out of a slinky, green dress, leaned forward and placed a perfect tit in my mouth. She reached down and tweaked my nipples as Polo was grabbing my ass and speeding up the pace. This was pretty overwhelming, and certainly better than I imagined. I came like a teenager after a few minutes.

The girls cleaned me up, Polo excused herself while Linda snuggled up against me, and asked "my turn?" Again, fuck yeah! I rolled her onto her back, slid a forearm under her round ass, and went down on her for as long as she could take it. I licked her from clit to taint as she gyrated against my face. I swear she came at least twice.

More cleanup and a little mouthwash. My hour was up, so I got dressed, high-fived my dick one last time, grabbed a handful of ass for one last kiss, got my water, and drove home halfway high from the experience. Carry an extra hundo, gents!!