Massage Parlor Reports

**TheOuroboros** · 04-15-25 18:18

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this one in the past?

https://dmvlatinamassage.com/providers/izzy/

Here ad says "Izzy is back". I don't recall every seeing an ad for her before.

I texted her and she said she is her for 2 months. I plan to see her but was hoping for some feedback first. No reviews on the other site.

Saw her a couple of years ago she visits family here every now and then but stays in South America. She's a great gal, kind, talkative, and has a fantastic body. A bit of bitter face though.

She's non-FS and the most I got with multiple visits was full nude HJ. Got bored of it after a while.

**Eerock** · 04-15-25 17:55

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

Flying in for work. Place I live currently is pretty dead. No AMPs with TS at all within hours of here.

Last time I few in, had a good experience with Lulu in the place off Columbia Pike, but they don't offer a TS. I'm missing that experience. I used to frequent Rte 1 and the other place where Apple and Coffee worked in Woodbridge when I lived in the area. Not looking to Uber from Arlington to Woodbridge so wondering if anyone can suggest some spots closer to Arlington.

This Columbia Pike joint advertises having a table shower: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/arl.../13211886.html

**BuckshotWatson** · 04-15-25 17:36

Originally Posted by PoonWrangler84 [View Original Post]

Have you seen her again? Tried the link but was taken down. Do you have any other leads?

She's got ads on many sites, and has been reviewed on here. I've not seen her, but if I ever end up in Crystal City, I would give it a shot. Cheers!

**DCHung** · 04-15-25 12:12

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Wrong place at the wrong time applies. Many a monger been hit with frequenting a bawdy place charges. They don't need anything more than you being there. If the AMP has been under surveillance for a period of time and you have been seen visiting multiple times can be even worse.

The best advice is to say nothing. Don't lie don't try to talk you way out of it. Just keep your mouth shut. Provide ID and name when questioned. You may and will likely still get charged.

Your best chance of getting out of the predicament is to stay completely quiet.

If you need more information google this phrase.

"POT BROTHERS AT LAW ONE MINUTE TIP OF THE DAY".

**VaPlay** · 04-15-25 11:44

Originally Posted by CaddieMaster [View Original Post]

Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.

One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?

Wrong place at the wrong time applies. Many a monger been hit with frequenting a bawdy place charges. They don't need anything more than you being there. If the AMP has been under surveillance for a period of time and you have been seen visiting multiple times can be even worse.

**PoonWrangler84** · 04-15-25 11:39

Originally Posted by Ganesh420 [View Original Post]

I've been coming to Crystal City for work for about ten years and have never found a reliable provider within walking distance until this week.

I texted the number in the ad and got an almost immediate response, first the address and then the apartment number once I got there. The door was open when I knocked, so I walked in to find a heated massage table in the living room of a small apartment near the Costco. Provider is black, about 5'8" or 9", in her 30's? (hard to tell), very supple skin, pair of DSL, and a great pair of DD tits that she didn't even try to hide with the black negligee she was wearing. I undressed and paid ($ . 4) and she went to work, giving me a actually decent massage with her hands and some sort of massage machine she had. Massage lasted about ten minutes.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and offered FS. I was just in the mood for L1 that day, so she started churning and put some lube on herself so I could have something to play with while she worked. She offered CBJ or BBBJ but didn't do it for very long (probably because of the size of donation). She took direction well and cleaned me up after I popped. .

My usual hobbying takes me to AMPs, but this was not only super convenient, but a nice change from the usual. The experience was excellent, with ATF potential.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...826074768.html

Have you seen her again? Tried the link but was taken down. Do you have any other leads?

**Eddie223** · 04-15-25 11:03

Flying in for work. Place I live currently is pretty dead. No AMPs with TS at all within hours of here.

Last time I few in, had a good experience with Lulu in the place off Columbia Pike, but they don't offer a TS. I'm missing that experience. I used to frequent Rte 1 and the other place where Apple and Coffee worked in Woodbridge when I lived in the area. Not looking to Uber from Arlington to Woodbridge so wondering if anyone can suggest some spots closer to Arlington.

**Axlmoe** · 04-15-25 08:38

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

Speaking of fhoh any girls there with big asses? (fine with either natural or man made).

Can't speak for anyone at Fhoh except Sandra, the owner, who has a nice regular sized rump. But IF you need large just hit the spa on the first floor of that building and go with Gis or Lin. Their pics are all over RR and Craigslist.

**BoMcC** · 04-15-25 01:09

Originally Posted by CaddieMaster [View Original Post]

Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.

One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?

Not me.

Years ago there was a bust in Rockville. Women were being driven down from NY to work at spas and going FS, which is rare in MoCo. I happened to pick that spa that day. Was bare ass naked getting a back rub when it all kicked off. A guy stuck his head in and said get dressed. I got to sit in the UC's truck for a bit explaining how my regular was on vacation and I picked this one off of Craigslist or Backpage. Since I hadn't paid for anything other than a massage and wasn't soliciting or being solicited I got a stern talking to and left. From what I remember the spa owner got some serious "trafficking" charges.

**TheRabbit** · 04-14-25 21:13

Originally Posted by Wrangler1984 [View Original Post]

Another swing and a miss for me at fhoh.

Speaking of fhoh any girls there with big asses? (fine with either natural or man made).

**Caddie Master** · 04-14-25 20:53

Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.

One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?

**Proflou2019** · 04-14-25 20:07

Originally Posted by WordEmUp123 [View Original Post]

Seems like a 2-3 woman operation in a weird office building.

Yeah, there's at least 3 or 4 other spas in that same building, legit and not so legit. Personally, I've had better experiences just a few blocks away at May or Melting Snow or even better, East Massage.

Lou.

**Wrangler1984** · 04-14-25 17:45

Another swing and a miss for me at fhoh. After my last review I'm sure I'm in for a tough response from you all and it's well deserved. I know, I know.

Was in Tysons today really pondering over spa or escort. The Thai action for me in Tysons has been really lacking talent and Korean and Chinese aren't really my thing. I hit up WED spa and was given a line up via text. Then I sat there in hard debate. Fhoh for another swing, or Korean? I didn't have the time to drive out to ffx or Chantilly and needed to get back into md. So I regretfully went to fhoh.

I knew from texts they had 6 girls on. One of which was ericka from last time. I figured one of them at least will be hot. They showed me to the room and had each girl one after one say hi and their name. They only showed me three I think. Valery stuck her head in the door and said I'm Valery. I knew from the moment I saw her that she was the one. Young, I think like 25-27, gorgeous, spinner Latina, nothing man made, small B's, beautiful face, and really nice long hair. The moment she came in and started talking I knew I chose unwise. She spoke perfect English with zero accent. Like she was born in the US. All of the women I've seen at Latina establishments aren't from here. She was very nice, articulate, will spoken, and respectful. The vibe she gave off was that she's a good girl that is just looking for legit work. My intuition was spot on. I'd love to tell you guys I knew what the body looked like because I really did think she was hot. Only thing I didn't like was her forearm sleeve. I don't typically immediately say I really have to have this one at spas, but I really wanted her. Didn't happen. On the flip she said "have you been here before? Then that means you probably want me to massage here. I do the massage with lingerie, you can touch me, but not in me, and the cost is one Benjamin. " I said so no mouth or here and pointed down at her waist, and she replied "no, at least not now. " I'm not sure if that meant not for me or not at all for anyone. So I said I'll pass. While a bit annoyed I do have to say she was extremely nice and while not cmt quality, her massage was better than most I've had there.

I was leaving a little bitter. I wish one they would show photos and two, give a heads up for which are FS and which aren't. Like no table shower or table shower. We all know what that means. I gave her 40 bucks and she seemed ok with it all, but then she broke the Cardinal rule. She didn't check the hall and no one was Manning the front desk. So I go to do my walk of shame in disappointment and there's a 6'2 220 lbs mongers looking right at me at the front desk. I broke the rule and said how's it going, he said what's up and moved so I could leave. I said thanks. The end. Itch not scratched. As someone who grew up in a Latino house hold and traveled all over central and South America, I'm not sure where they keep finding these tall girls. 5'7 to 5'9 is super tall for a Latina. It makes me weak and think with the small head. Be safe out there fellas.

**DoYouKnow** · 04-14-25 12:04

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

Mms told me Mina was busy, but Lucy at wed is guaranteed to be a worthy substitute. So headed to wed I did. Lucy opened the door. She was in a cute skirt, showing off her natural assets. She looked cute with a broad forehead. My estimate puts her in early 30's at most. In the dim light, she can pass as late 20's. Youth and boobs, double check!

Once in the room, I donated the customary amount 60 + 160. We skipped the lame massage session and went straight to the main course. Lucy didn't disappoint and put out a great show. She was initially a little reserved but after I played around her kitty with my magical hand, she opened up a lot more. I could taste the passion and desire from her tongue. Her BBBJ was top notch with strong suction. Her bls sent me over to cloud 9. She wouldn't stop until I told her so. She put the cover on my rock hard prick and we fucked like rabbits. She took the pounding like a champ and her tight pussy reminded me my high school sweetheart. I got her to the apex in dg. She moaned loudly, which pushed me close to finish. I demanded cim and she agreed. But when I pulled out, she only used her tongue flapping around my pee hole but her incredible hand squeeze quickly milked all the cum I had. Good time!

Both Lucy and Kiki are good options for WED. Lucy was a good winner option for me. She strived to do her best and actually gave me a great 15 min massage. She is pretty damn good at it too. She had thumb surgery and now pretty impressive. Will definitely return to see her again. MM D that are nicely done.

**LoveFromFrank** · 04-14-25 01:10

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

I stopped by 678 a few days ago for a quick fix. Paid $100 for a BBBJ from a pretty attractive girl. She got annoyed when I tried to go too deep into her throat. She switched to sucking my balls and jerking my dick. When it came time, I shot straight up in the air and it landed perfectly in her ear hole, LOL. She was jumping around the room trying to get it to drip out like she was at the pool. She was a good sport about it, but I could tell they was her first ear hole creampie. LOL.

Bro hahaha that's fucking awesome. Better her ear than the table for the next dude I guess. Or worse, you hit yourself in the face with jizz and go home salty as fuck. Literally and figuratively.