Massage Parlor Reports

[MisterChango]

So I was in MP for something and I was jonesing for some strange as usual. I'm not particularly fond of Latina houses for a few reasons. They give shit rushed service or they're bossy and suspicious as fuck if you're white. But I'd been craving something with a big booty and big naturals so I went for it.

Spot is off the 60 and Garfield. Brown building that looks like an apartment. Reeks of incense and cheap perfume. No shower avail so be careful with it fellas.

Rang the doorbell and was greeted by a short Latina with a nice enough body but too long in the tooth for my taste. Asked a million questions and the usual are you a cop etc. I whipped my dick out and grabbed her by the pussy presidential style and that shut her up. Asked for a lineup and she agreed. The gals took turns opening the door. I chose the most appealing to me. Maribel. 5'7 thick but firm with massive DD's and a thick firm ass with no cellulite or them dimples. Natural all around in a fuck me daddy tight pink dress.

Left me in the room to get undressed and in walked Maribel and her massive natural titties and the big booty I'd been craving. Deadass looks like pornstar Natasha Nice. Body is exactly like hers face is not as hot but close enough. Gave me another interrogation and I said look I usually go to Asian spots so just tell me how much you want. She still thought I was a cop even though I'm sitting there naked and jerking it while pulling her panties down. Finally I said 1. 2 she countered with 1. 4 and we were set.

As with all Latina places it's CBJ cfs no kissing and a lot of yeah daddy ay papi bullshit. But I was there for that body. Asian gals just don't have that body.

Anyway went through the motions and after 30 solid minutes of ramming that thick firm round booty I blew in the bag and was given alcohol spray down and wipe and rushed out the door.

I'm not in that area often. But 60 door they give you a line up and 1. 2-1. 4 isn't bad in this economy if you're craving latinas. One was young and skinny with tats but not my thing. Another one looked like an 80's chola. So I definitely picked the right one with Maribel.

New gals daily or at least they rotate the line up daily.

For reference search w7 therapy Monterey park for number and address. Rubmaps has the number and address.

Won't repeat unless I'm craving that body type again.

[MisterChango]

But makes you want to try it, doesn't it??

So the lady who tried it was this Chinese MILF type with a solid body and nice ass full muff. She used a small baggy to cover the tip but it kept slipping. So I asked why not just give BBBJ instead. She says she didn't like cum in her mouth. So I fumbled in my computer bag for a runner and found a bandaid. Specifically one of those waterproof bandages that are sticky all around. Anyway I showed it to her and she said ok. She went for it and it was just like a BBBJ with just the tip covered. Talked her into FS cause no cum would come out. Homemade galactic cap. Still pulled out for the finish but it held up under the load. Do t know if I'll be able to pull that off again.

So I don’t get flooded with messages I’ll give you guys a location. Pasadena. Between Target and smart and final. On Colorado. They have 2-3 ladies working there some young, some milky. But I’ve always drawn the milf. It’s usually just HJ and cbj with a baggy. Bring your own rubber or bandaid.

[Panchito33]

Clear your inbox brotha. I got one for you.

[TommyCool]

Took my chance with the new rotation at Ruby. Wanted to go to Tokyo, but they never seem to respond to my text so have no idea who's working their at the moment. Texted Ruby to see if they were busy and set my appointment. On arrival was greated by Vivi. Supposedly there was another new girl Angle, but I didn't get a chance to check her out. Took my chance with Vivi. Overall good service as usual. House. 5 hh and tip is the average rate these days. I would say Vivi looks similar to Cassie, but not as petite. Looks around 30 ish, C's, and a small barely noticeable scar on the tummy. She's cute. Got table shower and a massage before the session. Her massage was actually pretty good, however I had to stop her because because I got injured at work and couldn't take the pressure. Switched to 69. Her V was nice, tight, and clean. Light BJ, but she doesn't DT like some of the other girls there. She uses her hand to prevent DT. On came the covered and had her on top first. She rode CG for like a minute than wanted me to do the rest. Felt kinda rush as she said time was up and past the hh. Maybe next time I should pass on the TS as that already takes up a lot of time. Lost the mood when she said time was up and to hurry. Flipped her over to doggy and blew in the bag. Might repeat, but maybe try out the other talent next time.

One of the things I've liked about Ruby Spa is their rotation is usually younger compared to the surrounding AMPs which are all old cougars. If any checks out the other girl please give some intel.

[Qblast]

Haha, Band aid is a new one I have not heard or seen.

But makes you want to try it, doesn't it??

[Genxican]

Man, I've had rubber glove, Saran Wrap, and a band aid over the tip. A sandwich bag sounds luxurious.

Haha, Band aid is a new one I have not heard or seen.

[Qblast]

Damn man that's an egregious experience. Holy.

You said Emma? Well I'm not going back so I guess name doesn't matter LOL. Sandwich bag tf.

Lavender massage on garvey in el monte. Amy is currently my favorite.

Thanks for the heads up on Lavender, I'm out that way often enough.

Saran wrap used to be pretty common but bandaid on the tip?? Logistically, it sounds horrible. But I'll try it!

[HoDough]

Man, I've had rubber glove, Saran Wrap, and a band aid over the tip. A sandwich bag sounds luxurious.

I'm no longer surprised to hear of such things nowadays, but if she pulls out a dog pooper scooper bag, I'm taking off.

[MisterChango]

Damn man that's an egregious experience. Holy.

You said Emma? Well I'm not going back so I guess name doesn't matter LOL. Sandwich bag tf.

Lavender massage on garvey in el monte. Amy is currently my favorite.

Man, I've had rubber glove, Saran Wrap, and a band aid over the tip. A sandwich bag sounds luxurious.

[LostLimit]

I don't know what $$. Means.

A $ means one benji.

[Jrp21]

Which Lavender?

Here is my review of the horrible experience:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...482&viewfull=1#post7244482.

Damn man that's an egregious experience. Holy.

You said Emma? Well I'm not going back so I guess name doesn't matter LOL. Sandwich bag tf.

Lavender massage on garvey in el monte. Amy is currently my favorite.

[Jrp21]

I have specified that on the DAMAGE section. Thanks.

I don't know what $$. Means.

[TommyCool]

Well. Tokyo you will get a visit to GREEK and Ruby you will get TS and Rimming. Tough choices. LOL.

For reals man. Greek seems nice. Only experienced it once with a latina years ago when craigslist was the place to find escorts. Wonder if Lola is still there. I've tried texting them, but never get a reply. Might be an issue with my Gvoice burner number. Ruby is closer to me and I've always had a good time there. I always go for the hh and go past my time and the girls never complained except for one time LOL.

[Asian_Pimp]

Great review! I know where I'm going next.

What was the special price?

I was excited until the "you only paid for 30 minutes " part but all I need is 30 minutes so I'm good haha.

I have specified that on the DAMAGE section. Thanks.

[Asian_Pimp]

Ruby Spa texted me saying 2 new girls. Anyone going to check them out for the team? Debating where to throw my $$ either at Tokyo or Ruby.

Well. Tokyo you will get a visit to GREEK and Ruby you will get TS and Rimming. Tough choices. LOL.